A Thieves Reward part 2 rough draft

A Thieves Reward part 2

Laura stretched her arms as she walked over the trees, the horses below running from the vibrations caused from her foot falls. “I don’t know why I didn’t try this sooner. Using the potions that our father left us not for shrinking and hoping I don’t get stepped on but instead to grow and just take what I want.” She walked over to a small house and ripped open the roof. “Why this is so much simpillar.”

The young man turned over on his straw bed and scratched at his naked belly. He blinked his eyes as stray pebbles landed on his stomach. “Ughh.” He blinked his eyes. “What is going on?”

Laura looked around the house. “Wow such a score. Look at all this dried meat.” She sighed. “But how am I going to carry it back home? I only have two hands.”

The young man looked up at Laura. “What in the world? Am I dreaming?”

She looked at man on the bed and his naked hairy glory. “Ugh.” She shivered. “Yes. You are dreaming. Now lie back down.”

He smiled. “Wow. I never drempt about a giant naked lady before.” He rubbed his hands together. “Now if I could only make you bigger.” He held his right hand up, trying to touch Laura’s breasts. “And make that bigger as well.”

“Ok that is it.” She picked him up. “You want me bigger?” Laura narrowed her eyes.

“It’s my dream isn’t it?”

She snorted. “I am not your plaything.” She tossed as far as she could throw him. “Ugh. Now where was I? Ah yes. Trying to get this meat.” She flipped the roof of the house over. “Well there now I don’t have to hold the damn thing up. It isn’t like creep of the house will be needing the roof anyways.” She crossed her arms. “But how am I going to get all this food back to my brothers? I can’t just carry it all.” She looked around. “And it isn’t like I am going to make multiple trips. The potion’s length is one thing. But at this size everyone can see me. And who knows how long until I have a regiment of knights coming after me. I don’t need ankle biters tonight.”

She rubbed her chin. “What to do then.” She looked at the remains of the roof. “Ugh maybe I shouldn’t of fipped that roof. I. . .” She held up her hand. “No he deserved it. Huh.” She narrowed her eyes at the wrecked roof. “Wait a miunte. I am getting an idea.” She walked around the house and grabbed the wrecked ceiling, pulling it around. “Yes this will work. It will be annoying but it will work.” She dragged the wrecked roof over to the side of the house. “Ok.” Laura reached down and took all the food she could find. “Now I can really bring a king’s randsom back to my brothers.”

She sighed. “Well now I wish I had waited to visit that castle ball.” She shook her head as she loaded up her makshift wagon. “Ah well I guess it’s for the best. I got to chrash it. Those idiot lords deserved the thrashing I gave them.” She shivered. “I will never go near an outing like that again.”

Once the food was loaded up Laura smiled and looked out over the horizon. “Ok. Let’s see here. I should have enough room on this thing to make two more stops at least. Then I can head home and hopefully avoid anyone trying to stop the weird giant lady stalking the lands at night.” She put her hands on her cheeks. “Oh no. There is a giant lady prowling the woods me lord. What ever shall we do?” She laughed. “I can hear them now.”

Laura dragged her cargo down towards the riverside. “I can already see my next target.” She narrowed her eyes. “Hmm. Strange looking house. Tall stone walls. Is that a stable and an archry range?” She gulped as she approached. “What is this place? I am glad I didn’t come here first.”

She set her roof full of food down by the river. “Ok. Let’s see who’s home shall we?” She crept along the soft, mushy ground and up to the spire like building, putting her hands on foundation. “Can’t they build this thing right?” She used her right hand to scratch at her short black hair. “How am I going to get into this thing without knocking the whole thing over?” She blinked her hazel eyes. “Ugh.”

“Hey!”

She turned her head to see a small figure in amored clothing by the river side. “Umm hello?” She waved her right hand. “How are you doing?”

He dropped the torch he had been carrying. “By the gods. It is a. . . a. . .” He shook his head and dashed for the building. “We have a problem. Help!”

Laura gulped. “This is what I was afraid of.” She snorted. “This is a soilders outpost. I need to. . .” She formed her hands into fists. “Ughh no. I am not leaving without their food. They are just tiny little people. Like the dolls I used to have. What am I afraid of?” She laughed. “Exactly. Why should I be afraid of tiny little scared dolls?”

She watched as four armed soilders ran out of the spire, three holding swords, the fourth armed with bow and arrow. The one with the bow pointed up at Laura. “See. I told you. It’s. . .”

The others laughed. “Well it’s a giant lady but I am not sure we have to be afrid of it just yet.”

“Ya. Maybe she will do a little dance or something.”

“Ya baby. Dance for old Greg. And while you are at it why don’t you kneel down. I want to give you a kiss.”

Laura snorted. “Is everyone in this blasted kingdom like this.” She threw her arms up. “I start to grow and you think you can just. . .” She slammed her hand against the spire. “Ughhh!”

The soilder with the bow pointed at her. “See. I told you this was a monster and not some giant lady come to satisfy your wishes.” He sakily pointed his bow at Laura. “Now I shall do my duty for the kingdom. For my. . .” He closed his eyes. “For my. . . king.” He loosed an arrow but because he had closed his eyes and his aim was so shaky the arrow flew well past Laura’s head.

She pushed off the spire, sending it tumbling to the ground as she narrowed her eyes at the archer. “You tried to hit me? And what did I do to you?” She looked at the building she had just knocked over. “Oh? Opps.” Laura laughed. “I umm. . . am still getting used to my new strength here.” She looked down at the archer as he fell to his feet. “You have to excuse me.”

The other soilders raised their weapons at Laura. “Ben was right. The giantess be a threat to the kingdom. Knock her to the ground. So that we may realish in the glory of. . .” He looked at the ground. “Hmmm. . .”

Greg looked at him. “What is so hard about this man? Just say we are going to tie her up for the good of the kingdom.” Laura crossed her arms and tapped her foot. “Come on!”

The other man in chain mail laughed. “But I. . .” He sighed. “I don’t want our knight supiours to think that we are doing this because we are. . .” He laughed. “We are trying to tie up a giant lady for the kinks.”

Greg put his hand on the man’s shoulder. “My fellow. That is just the bouns of this. We get a giantess all. . .” He held his hand up. “Ohh all tied up on the ground. And while we wait for our supirors to come and help us clean this up we can have some real fun.”

Laura shook her head.  “I have had enough of this!” She knelt down. “Time to relive you all of your duty.”

Greg and his comrades help up their weapons. “Here she comes lads.”

Laura rolled her eyes. “Oh please.” She nimbly evaded their swings and yanked the swords out of their hands. “I have two brothers at home. What exactly did you all think you were going to do?”

Greg gulped. “There are more giants amongst us?”

“What? No there—

Another one of the soilders put his hands on his forehead. “This problem is getting out of control. It was ok when we just had the giantess. Fun even.”

Laura held out her hand. “If you all will just listen!”

The archer jumped to his feet. “I need to warn the king. We have an invasion on our hands.” He turned around and ran twords the horses. “This must be stopped in it’s tracks. Arugh!”

Laura rubbed her forehead. “Why won’t people listen.” She threw the swords in the lake. “I wish you all were more like dolls. Ughh!” She walked over to the runnined building. “And no food! Seriously I wasted all this time and effort for no stinking food.” She looked down at the trembling soilders. “You stinking. . . Ughh!” She threw up her arms and walked over to her makshift wagon. “I just ugh!”

She dragged her cargo across the river and towards home. “I am just not putting up with this anymore.” She watched as the soilders ran off. “Especially with crazy men trying to alert the contnry side to my dangerous giantess presscense.” She shook her head. “I need to get home and hopefully shrink down before this gets any further out of hand. Then they can search all they want to. They wont’ find the giantess in question.” She looked the moon above her head as she reached the other side of the river. “This really was easier when I was just shrinking down to the size of a mouse.” She laughed painfully.”