A Birthday to Remember.

A Birthday to Remember.

Laura rolled out of bed, her head a mess. “Ugh, why do I feel like my head was run over by a herd of wildebeests?” She groaned as she fell onto the floor. “God damnit.”

She blinked her green eyes as her phone started to go off. “Why! Who the hell is calling?” She stood up, her hands around her ears. “Where is that blasted thing? I can’t take it.” Laura found her phone on the floor, along with her clothing. “Ugh. Hello? Who the fuck is calling me? Don’t you know what time it is?”

“Umm ya. It’s ten in the morning.”

“What?” She rubbed her eyes. “How?”

“You sound drunk. Are you okay?”

Laura shook her head. “That is insane. You know I don’t drink. Who is this?”

“Okay, now I know you are drunk. It’s Riely.”

“Riely? You sure as hell. . .” Laura rubbed the side of her head. “Ugh, maybe I am drunk. I don’t know. All I do know is my head won’t stop fucking ringing.”

“What happened last night?”

Laura looked around the room. “I have no idea. I just remember going out to get some food, and after that. . .” She moaned. “After that, it is a complete blank.” She sat down on the edge of the bed. “I don’t even remember what I was supposed to do today. Are you calling because we had something planned? If so, I am so sorry.”

“Oh, you don’t remember.”  Riely suddenly seemed to tense up.  “It’s fine. Just, umm, get washed up. We can meet up later. Don’t worry.”

“What? If I forgot something, I don’t want to—”

“Laura, it’s fine. We will figure it out. For now, just focus on getting your late start to the day going. Okay, girl. Talk to you later. Bye.”

Laura looked at her phone as the line went dead. “That is strange. Hmm almost have to wonder if she has anything to do with my. . .” Laura laughed. “No, that would be crazy.” She put her hands on her hips. “Ahh, well, I better start working on picking up this bullshit. I still can’t believe I let this mess happen. Ughh. . .” She rubbed her chest. “And why do I feel so sick to boot. What the hell happened? Ughhh.”

Laura found herself suddenly feeling hot. “I need to. . . I need to sit down.” She dropped her pants and sat down on the bed. “Ugh, maybe I got sick or something last night. That is just what I need. To have a blackout and get sick over it. Maybe I got an STD. Oh god.

What if. . .” The heat inside of her rose. “What if something awful happened. What if. . .”

She started to rub her boobs in an attempt to relieve the growing pressure in her chest. “Oh fuck what is happening to me. Oh god.”

Laura moaned as she felt her breasts swell beneath her fingertips. “Ohhhh god.

Ohh. . .” When it was over, she stood up and pulled at her dark hair. “Holy fuck! What just happened?” Her boobs bounced around on her chest. “My. . . my breasts! How the hell did they just. . . ahhhhhh!”

She paced back and forth, kicking her loose clothing about. “I must be having some kind of hangover hallucination. That is, it. My breasts can’t really be bigger.” She touched them, moaning at just how sensitive they were. “It must be a very real hallucination. . .” She rubbed her finger against her right nipple. “Very, very real.”

Laura slapped herself across the face. “Get a hold of yourself.” She gripped the side of her dresser. “Okay, so your breasts grew a little. So what? It isn’t the end of the world, is it? You can just get some bigger bras. Yes.” She shivered. “Ones that don’t rub against your fucking sensitive ass breasts. . .” She moaned. “Ugh, I am getting fucking hot again. Why am I getting so hot? I am just fucking stressed. That isn’t a reason for me to be hot!”

She cried out as she felt her butt expand, becoming bigger and curvier. “Fuck!”

She rubbed her now sensitive ass. “Just what is happening to me?” Laura stood up. “I. . . I need help. Where is my phone.”

She picked it up from where she had dropped it. “Riely. She will know what to do.” She stopped mid-dial. “Or. . . or maybe not. How would I explain to her what is going on? That my body just swelled because I was having a panic attack?” Laura shook her head. “No, I can’t say that. But I am not spending this fucking day alone. What if I grow again.” She shivered.

“I. . .ugh.”

She held the phone to her ear and waited. “Come on. Pick up!”

“Laura?”

“Hey. Are you doing anything later?” She looked at her boobs. “I umm. . . I just want to hang out.”

“Ohhhh. . . well, we could meet at your place in, say. . . two hours. If you don’t mind waiting that long.”

“Umm, sure. It will give me time to get dressed and such.” She sighed. “You know.

I will be waiting in the living room watching—”

“Noooooooooo!”

Laura blinked her eyes. “What?”

“I mean, don’t you want to take a relaxing shower and enjoy some time in bed? You had a crazy night. You should relax. Just relax.”

“But Riely, there is something weird going on. I. . .”

“Just take that shower and watch something relaxing in the bedroom. I am your best friend. Don’t you trust me?”

“I. . . I do. You will be here in two hours, right?”

“Would I lie to you?”

“No, you wouldn’t.” Laura hugged herself, moaning a little as her arms rubbed against her breasts. “See you soon.” She hung up. “Great. Now what? Why the hell doesn’t she want me to come out of my bedroom? What did I do?” She moaned. “Ugh fuck not again.” Her entire body grew a few inches. “Huh?” She looked around. “This is getting worse by the second.”

She took a deep breath. “Okay. Just focus.” She walked into the bathroom. “If you stop freaking out, you should stop growing.” She turned on the water for the shower.

“You don’t want Riely to come over and find you gigantic, do you?” She giggled, her body swelling another few inches. “Damnit!” Her butt swelled even more. “Ughh!”

She snorted. ‘I should just get into the shower and enjoy myself.” Laura closed her eyes and stepped in, closing the glass door behind her. “Ahhhh. This feels soooo good.” She let the hot water run through her hair. “I don’t know what I was worried about?” She spun around. “Ahhhh.”

Her butt suddenly slammed against the back of the shower, causing a jolt of pleasure to shoot through her. “Ahhhhhhhhh.” Her eyes shot open as she was brought back into reality. Laura held her hand over her chest as her heart rate increased rapidly. “Oh, fuck what am I saying? I am too fucking big.” Her boobs suddenly doubled in size. “Too big. Too big.” Her entire body grew an entire foot, her head hitting the shower nozzle. “Ahhh.”

She stumbled out of the shower, water dripping off her body as her growth began to take on a life of its own. “Ugh, I can’t control it.” She started to grow at a steady rate. “This is crazy. Why the hell is this happening?” She just managed to squeeze back into her bedroom, her butt rubbing against her bathroom door.

“Ughh.” She took deep breaths as she twisted around onto her butt, her bed creaking under her ass. “Okay, think. Think.” She slapped the sides of her head. “You can figure out a way out of this. You can. You can.” She took deep breaths, her growth slowing. “Ugh, but how? I am already too big to get out of my bedroom.” Her back pressed tightly against the ceiling and back wall as her right foot snaked into the bathroom, the left pressing her dresser against the far wall. “Ugh, and Riely is on the way. This is going to be a disaster.”

As she rubbed her temples, she could hear the sounds of voices coming from below. “Huh?” She gulped. “Someone is walking around in my house. I have intruders?” She tried to crawl towards the door, only for her bed to snap from under her. “Ugh fuck.” Her boobs suddenly grew another cup size. “What am I going to do? If people are breaking in, I can’t be stuck up here. Ugh. . .”

Then it hit her. If she was as big as she was and kept swelling, why should she be afraid of some intruders in her home? She should crawl down here and thrust them out. Narrowing her eyes, Laura twisted onto her belly, moaning a little as her boobs rubbed against the ground as she made her way toward the door to deal with her unwelcome guests.

“Ughhh.” She groaned as she squeezed her shoulders through the door. “I need to get a contractor in here to make these doors more manageable.” She took a deep breath, squeezing her torso through the passage, her face turning bright red as her nipples scraped against the carpet. Thankfully her ass was easier to manage, popping right out of her bedroom.

Laura then bounced down the stairs and landed on her breasts. “Ughh.”

“Laura? What the hell?”

Laura looked up to see Riely and a few of her friend’s holding balloons and streamers. “Umm. . . what are you all doing here?” She pushed herself up, her ass pressing against the ceiling on the top floor. “I. . . I thought someone was breaking into my home.” Her face turned bright red as she realized she was still butt naked. “Oh god. Please don’t look at me.” Her body swelled a little, her ass pressing against the framework of the stairwell. “Ughhh.”

Riely giggled. “Are you okay?” She extended out a sunburnt hand. “I knew you had a hard night, but this isn’t what I expected.”

Laura took a deep breath. “I. . . umm. . . sorry, I have just been swelling out of control.

It keeps happening when I get stressed.”

“Well, that should all come to an end. We came here to wish you a happy birthday.” She rubbed Laura’s cheek. “You do remember it’s your birthday, right.”

Laura blushed. “It’s. . . oh my god.” She giggled. “If I wasn’t fucking naked and huge, I would hug you all right now.”

Riely smiled. “That’s okay. I think we have that covered.” Riely and the others walked up to Laura and gave her a hug, their bodies squishing against her boobs. “We wanted to do something special for you today.”

Tears welled up in Laura’s eyes. “Thank you. Really, thank you. I am just sorry that I am a bit stuck.”

Greg laughed. “Don’t be. We will bring the party to you.” He patted her on the back of her head. “So, enjoy yourself. We will be here all day. Even if we have to stay extra-long to see you through this until you shrink back down.”

Laura smiled. “Thank you so much.” She giggled and shook her booty. “So, what do you all say that we make this a birthday to remember?” They all cheered.