Trump starts a presidential shitcoin
Added 2025-02-05 19:34:42 +0000 UTCThis was commissioned by a US magazine, but legal weren’t entirely happy — so it was spiked. I got a kill fee and I’m free to reuse the piece. Please enjoy.
(The editor took out “ephebophiles”; I’ve restored it for this edition.)
I normally avoid coarse language in the blockchain blog — but honestly, what else can you say about $TRUMP.
$5-and-up patrons got this piece two weeks ago!
I put this in on 21 January, so I am hereby claiming the now-common Trump/Truss comparison as of that date, so there.
Image: Coffeezilla facepalming at this ridiculous trash.
