ATTENTION ALL PATRONS!

<3

I know deals, and this is a good deal!

Ryan

Love these guys. Paul's Ego, TJ, & his bro Scotty makin comedy, commentary, argument & experiment from the stable non-Racist, non-sexist heart of Troll Culture. Their stuff is hilarious, unique, informative & irreverent. I predict they will be YOOOGE. I highly recommend listening & supporting this smorgasbord of awesome. Support em with whatever ya can.

Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib

Alternate name for Flash Fried - TPS Report (then audio clip of) What the fuck does that mean?

Helly Selznick

Just hopped in this bitch. Love ya, TP&S!

Helly Selznick

love it

defialpro

Scammer Situation Seal officially cleared from your record. Well done.

Grandmaster_Quaze

Well I was thinking of becoming a cynics patron anyway :p

Justin Gay

You should make a list of future ideas and show it prospective guests, so they could pick one they are interested in. If this show has any plans to bring guests on.

Chandler Gibbens

I got a patreon for this show! Can't wait for all this. DFF is really entertaining, and it caters to my inner pessimist. Love it! They should do a show on Discordianism. It was the flying spaghetti monster before the flying spaghetti monster. it's got drugs, weird religious beliefs, cynicism, and it's strangely relevant even though it was written in the 60s. Kinda a cult-y thing too.

Emma K Young

perfect

Artur Vogt

Just became a patron a couple days ago and that sounds great!

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Nice stuff you hot fudge fuckers!

Ultra_Jerky

damn guys, thanks!

Kristofer Foster

I don't want more for my money! SCAMMERS!

Xinic5

I love how you guys are defined by your clinical depression

JoeyDigChair

Dude I was a patron for CFC and this so you're just saving me money and that's awesome guys, even when you're going through so much shit. You guys rock, sorry to hear about your house.

Matthew Stephans

You guys are too kind <3

Officer Jarpis

Hell ya

Gemma Hutchison

I feel sorry for DP. I love ben i think of all the peasants he represents me best in terms of personality, but I just dont enjoy dp any more, DFF is where its at for me. I wish ben would join dff!

S Chattey

UNBAN ME FROM HIGHDEOLOGY I DID NOTHING WRONG

Marlin Benson

Damn, way better than DP’s Patreorn.

GC1931

I mean, this is awesome and all but jesus christ I'm only paying $5. I was hooked with the value of $5 for 4 shows of DFF nevermind all this extra shit

Peter Adamson

sweet

Turd Sucker

I haven't had a new podcast download for 19 days on my player. Is there something I need to change?

Mike Mad River Mad Man Hawk

just pledged

I don't #believe this shit. How could you give me more stuff for the same money. I demand that you take it back. Or not, that's you guys. I'll watch it if you post it here.

Ash Farther

Pissimist Productions trying to give us more content to scam us out of our 5 dollars

Austin Ettinger

Holy fucking shit. This is amazing! You guys are GODS!

CampCounselerSteve

Work

This change removes at least 3 vanilla ices from you guys. Congrats

Justin Bain

You fat fucks finally doing something right

scam

Fuck YouTube. Patreon till we die. I say make stupid article roasts on your main channel n keep up with the extensive content. I miss your days of reviewing the teen magazines.

Mic-e B

Dopeeeee

Timothy Hamilton

Good shit. Thanks a lot, guys!!!

Drew Cannon

Damn you guys are killing it! This 5$ = Get everything system is waaaay better than the one from dp, and encourages people to hop on board.

Adam D

Pessimist Productions, eh? The glass is half full OF ABYSSAL VOID! Thanks for the extras. Ya asskickers don't stop. Cain't stop. Woahn't stahp...

Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib

Great! I was worried I was making a mistake not using this money to go to gym but now I see I made right choice!

Awesome! Keep delivering gentlemen.

Kevin Mogg

Sounds good to me.

Sev Obzen

Giving us more for same amount? Scammers!

Keleficent

Nothing changes for me - happy to know Paul and Scotty are well looked after as well.

simon

I was supporting TJ for 5 bucks a month on his other Patreon so it's no great burden to move my support to this page. I hope this kicks off hard for your guys because you deserve it.

Jack of Tears

Any chance at getting a DFF of Anton LaVey?

Yaas!!! I’m a fan. Not mad about this one bit!! But I feel like I’m stealing for just 5$ But keep it up guys!! Y’all keep

Do a fart.

Brian

THIS IS THE BEST DEAL! BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! WE ARE SEEING SO MANY GREAT IMPROVEMENTS TO OUR VALUE! KEEP DFF GREAT! AS WELL AS OTHER CHANNELS!

Oratoracle

Great stuff guys

Phillip Te Moananui

Hell yeah!

OOH FREE SHIT! i love you all

Still chasing that Douglas Walker dream, T.J.?

PixelCrusader

Oho, rebranding

PixelCrusader

Yeah, fuck youtube.

CuddlyMuffin

So worth it

Arielle

Yes!

Jazmin Magdaleno

sounds good to me!

I'm worried and suspicious about all this consolidation. Should I be? :(

Big Gulps, huh

NEAT

TheMedsPeds

Unban me from highdeology. I did nothing wrong dammit!

Marlin Benson

Awesome.

Dawson

YAY!

Andrew Ault

I was alarmed then relieved. Best post all year.

Jason Pashen

DFF>DP all day

Frederick Borrell

DFF>DP all day

Frederick Borrell

Okay so what I'm getting is pessimist productions is now essentially the company or studio that all of these shows come from being tj Paul and scotty...I'm with it as long as all the other brands stay the same

Vladamir Dracula

Nice ⭐️

Breonna Rice

Fuck yeah. The changes are fuckin great

Cody Martins

Y'all better start working on a contingency plan for YouTube. They're not going to rest until the site is all unboxing videos, makeup tutorials and Logan Paul antics.

DYLAN THOMPSON

The name sucks. DFF was better. Might as well kill myself. Goodbye all. I'm gorn.

Dustin Thomas

Fuck yeah. Thanks guys!

William Mullinax

Pessimist Productions? LOL thanks guys. We love ya.

fernanrx182

Are all TJ/Paul properties now under the monicer of Pessimist Productions? I like it

Matthew Lee

Liiit. :D

Cory Cashatt

why didn't you rebrand to scammer productions

mega

Great guys, thanks for keeping us posted! You're fucking awesome my dudes! 😎🤘

Holy shit this is badass

Erick Sierra

Fuck yes.

Bohden

Sounds good

TheWolfGuardians

We're going to have such wonderful fun!

John Towery

This is awesome, thanks for the extra content you beautiful bastards.

PosterNutbag

Will you set up a separate channel for those? I've got late for the start of last 2 dff streams 'cause patreon decided that I'd need a notification email half an hour after the start =/

Vlad Vasylevskyi

As a lazy person I am deeply offended by this update. I call for a strike of some kind!

Jason Moore

This has “Scam” written all over it. I’m in.

Marc Geener

FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA

Nice, more content I liked before without having to pay more, unsubscribed

Yah, thanks. You're my favorite fat faggot pieces of shit.

Paulzuzu's_Ego

This all sounds really good but where's that goddamn RV trip TJ, scammer situation.

Big Dumpy

Nice!

koolmin23

Lazy do-nothing scammers!

Cameron

Awesome sauce!

Nicholas Montano

Eat a fart, dan

Sounds scam-ish... somehow

danielg603

I’m down for this!

Kanye West