PROBISHUIN = DEEP FArT FIRES
Added 2018-04-29 02:02:53 +0000 UTC
xcom check out privtit patron show thanks for bein patroeons.!! l1
Pooop
Poop Poop
2022-04-29 05:03:03 +0000 UTC
t0l
Amerikan Wolf
2018-04-30 21:40:15 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-30 21:33:55 +0000 UTC
I'm sorry but this shit was funny as hell.
Shannon
2018-04-30 17:07:43 +0000 UTC
Hey Ludwik, fuck off. Retard.
Carl
2018-04-30 01:10:40 +0000 UTC
Awful.
Joe Sullivan
2018-04-29 20:05:58 +0000 UTC
Damn, was pretty stoked for this...won’t be able to watch this until next weekend
Scott Everett Twerdahl
2018-04-29 19:20:51 +0000 UTC
sounded pretty much okay to me, but sorry you had issues. hope to catch it later. look forward to it. thanks guys.
Kristofer Foster
2018-04-29 07:35:34 +0000 UTC
I gawt all this mewnshine to drink with ya'll...
jack
2018-04-29 04:19:44 +0000 UTC
Why am I still waiting for this an hour and a half later
Lil View
2018-04-29 04:03:50 +0000 UTC
not the show thats for sure.
Mdxfiend
2018-04-29 04:00:37 +0000 UTC
So everyone's gone. No stream? Ok
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:59:52 +0000 UTC
So what's going on
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:54:22 +0000 UTC
always fam. been in the pen15 club fo lyfeeeee
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:48:12 +0000 UTC
they are PENIS HOLDERS!
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:47:43 +0000 UTC
well shit
Hulkster x
2018-04-29 03:47:16 +0000 UTC
Ashley is saying in the discord that they could be starting soon
Hulkster x
2018-04-29 03:46:27 +0000 UTC
danielg603
2018-04-29 03:45:53 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:45:27 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:45:24 +0000 UTC
I see my fellow PEN15 Club members are here.
PugNacious
2018-04-29 03:45:23 +0000 UTC
If they cancelled for the night, they would at least have told us. Right?
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 03:45:01 +0000 UTC
DFF is over guys they're breaking up. Good while it lasted
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:44:57 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:44:52 +0000 UTC
penis happened
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:44:48 +0000 UTC
The studio was hit by giant sentient tacos and burritos. At least it wasn't a nukakki!
Hayden
2018-04-29 03:44:34 +0000 UTC
blu_libra
2018-04-29 03:44:18 +0000 UTC
Technically all they promised was a disaster of a show and they managed to deliver in less than 20 mins and now we’re all sitting around her like dumbasses.
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 03:43:57 +0000 UTC
penisff
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:43:33 +0000 UTC
The Gail-Shield must be down right now
Redfield
2018-04-29 03:43:33 +0000 UTC
penis too
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:43:04 +0000 UTC
it's also penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:42:59 +0000 UTC
just ordered dominos's... betting it gets here before stream restarts, lol
Rusty Cranium
2018-04-29 03:42:43 +0000 UTC
penis fat fried
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:42:38 +0000 UTC
penis on him
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:42:25 +0000 UTC
Well this is disappointing
Roland Winters
2018-04-29 03:42:23 +0000 UTC
oh penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:42:20 +0000 UTC
penis, mates
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:41:56 +0000 UTC
penis katelyn!
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:41:47 +0000 UTC
Oh poop. Paul just tweeted that DFF is over.. they just broke up
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:41:31 +0000 UTC
Damn mates, this one dude that filled the comments with a wall of text just made it impossible to scroll through and ruined it.
Daddy's Foam
2018-04-29 03:41:19 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:41:17 +0000 UTC
Well I turned on Patreon notifications on my phone. So hope to see you in the chat soon. If not have a good night!
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:41:17 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:41:10 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:41:06 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:40:47 +0000 UTC
That's it we need to sacrifice a virgin to the tech gods for the DEEP FAT FRIED podcast
Chris Slack
2018-04-29 03:40:44 +0000 UTC
Ludwik Perzan fuck you lol
Trevor Cook
2018-04-29 03:40:39 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:40:38 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:40:30 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:40:24 +0000 UTC
Yeah fuck this shit good night
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 03:40:20 +0000 UTC
Darren Mikus
2018-04-29 03:39:42 +0000 UTC
idk someone naughty didn't pay enough for us to see his PENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:39:21 +0000 UTC
no
Cameron
2018-04-29 03:39:20 +0000 UTC
This ain't gonna happen boys. We'll get a hideology explanation tomorrow. Goodnight
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:39:13 +0000 UTC
Jenis?
Nicole Kollias
2018-04-29 03:38:55 +0000 UTC
I've had enough of you I'm reporting you to patreon for spamming and harassment
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 03:38:33 +0000 UTC
any word on that second link ?
Eric Draven
2018-04-29 03:38:33 +0000 UTC
Penis though. Where's Paul's penis?
Ronaldo Villegas
2018-04-29 03:38:24 +0000 UTC
An intermission is only supposed to last like 10 minutes...it's been 80 min
Adam Newman
2018-04-29 03:38:22 +0000 UTC
The Penis Festival, also known as the Kanamara Matsuri, takes place annually on the first Sunday of April at Kanayama Shrine. ... Another tale involves a woman who had a demon living in her vagina who twice bit off the penises of her newlywed husbands.
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:38:18 +0000 UTC
The zodiac killer got them
ENP (Ethan Podczerwinski)
2018-04-29 03:38:16 +0000 UTC
penis?
Turd Sucker
2018-04-29 03:38:11 +0000 UTC
Please come back guys, I promise I'll never use the J word again
YourEvilBoyfriend
2018-04-29 03:37:55 +0000 UTC
Paul probably destroyed the studio
Redfield
2018-04-29 03:37:45 +0000 UTC
They probably all passed out after the stream ended
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 03:37:37 +0000 UTC
penis INFO
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:37:30 +0000 UTC
Ahola?
Evan Wright
2018-04-29 03:37:26 +0000 UTC
something to arouse the penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:37:21 +0000 UTC
I wish they would you know, GIVE US SOME FUCKING INFO.
Ryan
2018-04-29 03:36:47 +0000 UTC
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2018-04-29 03:36:45 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:36:43 +0000 UTC
idk. penis.
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:36:28 +0000 UTC
PEEEEENISah
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:36:07 +0000 UTC
penis?
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:35:52 +0000 UTC
penis. me
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:35:43 +0000 UTC
Anyone listens to 「 ghostmane 」 ?
Hayden
2018-04-29 03:35:17 +0000 UTC
cum from da penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:35:16 +0000 UTC
she takes offense to penis though
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:35:07 +0000 UTC
Alexandra you're pretty cute
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:34:41 +0000 UTC
cmorn gord
Mr_Danky
2018-04-29 03:34:25 +0000 UTC
penos
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:33:51 +0000 UTC
penis and a half (the half is tj)
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:33:45 +0000 UTC
Who else thinks they just got drunk and passed out already?
Vlad Vasylevskyi
2018-04-29 03:33:33 +0000 UTC
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GC1931
2018-04-29 03:33:33 +0000 UTC
Penis!
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:33:13 +0000 UTC
penis, bitch
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:33:02 +0000 UTC
Drinking and problem solving go together well, I hear.
Hereticked
2018-04-29 03:32:45 +0000 UTC
Penis! now you're gettin it
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:32:36 +0000 UTC
cum on what? (penis)
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:32:17 +0000 UTC
unlimited penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:31:57 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:31:51 +0000 UTC
You think you've got it bad. I don't even have a dick to hold.
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:31:46 +0000 UTC
penis out for Harambe
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:31:38 +0000 UTC
a bit of tj penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:31:20 +0000 UTC
hour and a half late but yeah nah thats cool, totally cool... so cool
MrFancyPants
2018-04-29 03:31:17 +0000 UTC
This wouldnt have happend if harambe was still alive
ENP (Ethan Podczerwinski)
2018-04-29 03:30:56 +0000 UTC
Krayt
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:30:46 +0000 UTC
abit of communication would be nice
2018-04-29 03:30:36 +0000 UTC
Penis
Ronaldo Villegas
2018-04-29 03:30:30 +0000 UTC
God damnit Marlin if I see you post on this god damn thread one more time
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 03:30:17 +0000 UTC
Who are you guys on YouTube? My sn is Ghost, maybe you've seen my excessive super chats
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:30:13 +0000 UTC
I wish they would at least update us so we don't just sit here with our dicks in our hands.
Daddy's Foam
2018-04-29 03:30:02 +0000 UTC
Penis
GC1931
2018-04-29 03:30:00 +0000 UTC
ok come on now
sean dunphy
2018-04-29 03:29:59 +0000 UTC
Really? There's no character limit on this?
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:29:41 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:29:41 +0000 UTC
Quality content
2018-04-29 03:29:41 +0000 UTC
play with ur penis, do like me
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:29:31 +0000 UTC
If only they had more ALCOHOL
YourEvilBoyfriend
2018-04-29 03:29:16 +0000 UTC
penistream
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:29:06 +0000 UTC
I'm not gonna sit around like a lemon all night?
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 03:29:03 +0000 UTC
penisers
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:28:58 +0000 UTC
Is there a way to block someone. Cuz I want to block barlin menson
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:28:43 +0000 UTC
penis, cum ON god
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:28:33 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:28:21 +0000 UTC
so, he likes penis?
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:28:04 +0000 UTC
times like these I think to myself 'come orn gord'
Price Winton
2018-04-29 03:27:56 +0000 UTC
ben has no penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:27:30 +0000 UTC
Gemma Hutchison
2018-04-29 03:27:25 +0000 UTC
Where is the FUCKING STREAM
Frank
2018-04-29 03:27:24 +0000 UTC
um, peni
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:27:15 +0000 UTC
scammers
2018-04-29 03:27:07 +0000 UTC
There was. We're waiting on them to fix tech issues to try again. So we shall see.
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:26:38 +0000 UTC
I honestly think Ben is actually gay. He just gives off that vibe. Nothing wrong with that but he should just come out of the closet
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:26:23 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:26:10 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:26:04 +0000 UTC
penisah
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:25:50 +0000 UTC
Is there gonna be a stream tonight?
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 03:25:48 +0000 UTC
Can I just take this moment and be clear here?
Ben is a fucking faggot.
2018-04-29 03:25:18 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:25:15 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:25:11 +0000 UTC
Let's see how many comments this one gets - Over 200 already
Cameron
2018-04-29 03:24:47 +0000 UTC
This stream was literally the only thing I had to live for tonight. Hope they bring it back soon
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 03:24:31 +0000 UTC
PIZZA IS HERE NOW WHERE IS MY DFF
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TJ
Joseph Andrew
2018-04-29 03:24:29 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:24:06 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:24:01 +0000 UTC
Who wants to hear the story of when I tried DMT
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:23:47 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:23:30 +0000 UTC
paul should be streaming intermission on highdeology on his phone. i bet theyre screaming drunk at each other and were missing it
Rusty Cranium
2018-04-29 03:23:20 +0000 UTC
Misa marwin Benson you habe such a big very lag penous
Hayden
2018-04-29 03:23:17 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:23:06 +0000 UTC
Literally die in a hole you retarded cancerous virgin piece of shit. This is exactly why you will spend the rest of your days shitposting from your basement until your parents die or stop supporting you. You will end up homeless spending all of the spare change, given to you by happy successful people, in internet cafes to shitpost more and jerk your tiny dick to pathetic anime children. You're neither funny in real life nor in this chatroom, you are a pathetic excuse of a human being and deserve to spend the rest of your days in a literal shithole. Yes, a shithole, a hole filled with shit, just like you. No one likes you or will ever like you because you are the most repulsive pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever interacted with. I hope that you have a painful death where no one will notice you fucking degenerate piece of shit.
You will die alone.
GC1931
2018-04-29 03:23:04 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:22:59 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:22:54 +0000 UTC
CORME ORN GORD
2018-04-29 03:22:49 +0000 UTC
Excuse me... Did you just invalidate my reality?
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:22:34 +0000 UTC
that would be awesome, then they could do vagina next
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:22:27 +0000 UTC
penisss
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:22:12 +0000 UTC
Next dff: PENIS!
Adam M
2018-04-29 03:21:39 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:21:34 +0000 UTC
peniscam
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:21:18 +0000 UTC
i feel like we're missing out on a fisting between the crew members
RS teemo girl
2018-04-29 03:21:16 +0000 UTC
Yeah so even if the show starts back up, they’ll pass out in like half an hour lol.
Nicholas
2018-04-29 03:21:16 +0000 UTC
great movie, but the director was a little weird with where he put his PENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:21:09 +0000 UTC
I blame Scotty
Mr_Danky
2018-04-29 03:21:06 +0000 UTC
SCAMMERS
Cameron
2018-04-29 03:20:51 +0000 UTC
Pianist
Michael Valenzuela
2018-04-29 03:20:35 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:20:31 +0000 UTC
Scammed again
ENP (Ethan Podczerwinski)
2018-04-29 03:20:27 +0000 UTC
Give DFF or give me death
Ronaldo Villegas
2018-04-29 03:20:24 +0000 UTC
penisynchronize
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:19:59 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:19:44 +0000 UTC
This is what you get when you hit the sauce. Liquor is the devil's semen. Bring back Prohibition NOW!!!
The Stargazer
2018-04-29 03:19:31 +0000 UTC
DFF is delayed and my pizza delivery is delayed. Synchronicity I guess.
Joseph Andrew
2018-04-29 03:19:19 +0000 UTC
Who wants to rap battle? I ain't talkin fiction you about to go missing run up with the sawed off you about to nod off
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:19:15 +0000 UTC
JAPANESE PENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:18:47 +0000 UTC
yes, penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:18:37 +0000 UTC
Penis?
Kurly Q
2018-04-29 03:18:26 +0000 UTC
WOMAN!
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 03:18:15 +0000 UTC
おちんちん
Adam M
2018-04-29 03:18:12 +0000 UTC
Peanuts
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:17:43 +0000 UTC
damn, penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:17:26 +0000 UTC
So how are you guys doing? Seem to be very penisey tonight.
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:17:21 +0000 UTC
Sputnik grapefruit
The thing that goes 'beep'.
“Beep”
~ Sputnik on Everything
Sputnik (Russian: Спутник) was a silver grapefruit that the Soviet Union catapulted into outer space in 1830, as due to the fact the fruit was made of solid steel and computer hardware, it was inedible. The Russians could not think of anything to do with the Sputnik fruit, but somebody had the bright idea to make it go "Beep" and released it into space.
The United States was very afraid of silver grapefruit proliferation in space, so they hired Hollywood to land on the moon. Boris Johnson was convinced (in between games of wiff waff)) that with enough silver spheres the Communists could control the weather and initiate their "Global Warming" plot along with stealing our precious bodily fluids. After people ignored Johnson and Global warming happened they all screamed "WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!"
Sputnik was last seen hovering over Norway and is believed to have crashed somewhere in the arctic ocean. Reports later emerged of a cargo cult that had begun worshiping Sputnik for awakening and fusing with the ancient octopi war god of Norway Iku Turso; a Russian intelligence team was sent in to investigate, but all contact was lost during a snow storm, with the only evidence discovered by rescue teams consisting of a low budget, shaky cam found footage horror documentary, where everyone dies cheaply off screen.
Sputnik was named after the sound it made, "Sputniksputniksputniksputniksputniksputniksputnik". It took the gas-powered one-piston, 500 liter motor, 25 hours and all the oil and natural gas in Russia to carry the small load to space. Howdy-Doody was livid when he caught wind that the Russians had just beaten the Americans to Space, coining his famous line, "Damnit! Who am I paying around here??!!"
Sputnik reproduces by mitosis, and little grapefruits sometimes enter the atmosphere and smash into stage performers with questionable talent. How the fruitlings identify bad talent has so far escaped scientists, but they think it has to do with performer appearances at parties of washed-up teen Disney stars.
Sputnik in Popular Culture edit
Sputnik-stamp-ussr
A stamp that goes beep around the world!
Sputnik is rumored to have inspired the game of Badminton. These rumors were not widely believed at first, since tradition held that the game was named after the town of Badminton. But the idea gained traction when it was discovered that there in fact never was any such town.
The legend tells that Badminton was first played on a special episode of the Muppet Show broadcast to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Sputnik's launch. The game appeared during the "Pigs in Space" segment, with Captain Link and Dr. Strangepork volleying a scale model of Sputnik back and forth across a net.[1]
Regardless of the original source of the game of Badminton, it shot to world-wide fame when President Carter of the United States and Premier Brezhnev of the Soviet Union were reported to play several games during the SALT II nuclear arms treaty negotiations. The game was seen as a metaphor of east vs west battling for control of the world with a nuclear-armed Sputnik, each trying to make it fall on the other's country. After the game, a badly-beaten and humiliated Jimmy Carter was heard to say, "the only winning move is not to play."
2018-04-29 03:17:02 +0000 UTC
penis IS FINE
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:16:49 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:16:41 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:16:36 +0000 UTC
lil penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:16:27 +0000 UTC
Peenus
Hayden
2018-04-29 03:16:00 +0000 UTC
I'm drunk too. Penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:15:50 +0000 UTC
the audio was FINE
Ben Bloch
2018-04-29 03:15:48 +0000 UTC
pREEEEEEEEnis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:15:36 +0000 UTC
toy with a p enis in the meantime
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:15:23 +0000 UTC
PEN IZ
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:15:06 +0000 UTC
anal seepage
Charles
2018-04-29 03:14:52 +0000 UTC
penis hole
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:14:42 +0000 UTC
Hire a tech person maybe. Tj doesn't know how to use a computer
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:14:41 +0000 UTC
TJ is garbage.
Marc Geener
2018-04-29 03:14:35 +0000 UTC
That's no fun.
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:13:52 +0000 UTC
penisgy
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:13:52 +0000 UTC
KAMEHAME PENIS!
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:13:39 +0000 UTC
This really bleeds my asshole.
Nicole Kollias
2018-04-29 03:13:25 +0000 UTC
danielg603
2018-04-29 03:13:25 +0000 UTC
penis in japanese
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:13:24 +0000 UTC
im drunk, in the mine time im watching evan lafaver because of cj's situation
Mace Sowell
2018-04-29 03:13:24 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:13:16 +0000 UTC
peepee's
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:13:06 +0000 UTC
REEEEEEEE
Mr_Danky
2018-04-29 03:13:03 +0000 UTC
Be patient fam ^^ they'll be back
Alyssa Monet Mason
2018-04-29 03:12:56 +0000 UTC
suck what? PENIS??
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:12:45 +0000 UTC
Pen is
Adam M
2018-04-29 03:12:38 +0000 UTC
pea knis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:12:30 +0000 UTC
Pen15
Chris Slack
2018-04-29 03:12:17 +0000 UTC
Computers suck. They always do the opposite of what you need them to do
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:12:14 +0000 UTC
this is pretty sad, gonna go smoke and eat check back in later
Print Paper Poker
2018-04-29 03:12:03 +0000 UTC
ぉゎいせvえりょねそまd? ようるままがや☆☆
Hayden
2018-04-29 03:11:28 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:11:23 +0000 UTC
The energy of a penis
Nicole Kollias
2018-04-29 03:11:15 +0000 UTC
Just give them time to fix it the energy will be fine
2018-04-29 03:10:50 +0000 UTC
dingdongs
2018-04-29 03:10:47 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:10:38 +0000 UTC
I'm at work listening it and I'm just balling my ass off laughing lmao
Ignar Husky
2018-04-29 03:10:17 +0000 UTC
Isn't that what you've been doing this whole time?
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:09:37 +0000 UTC
(penis)
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:09:34 +0000 UTC
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 03:09:08 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:09:07 +0000 UTC
time to fiddle with my penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:09:03 +0000 UTC
PENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:08:00 +0000 UTC
Real close to continuing to refresh patreon every 5 seconds.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 03:08:00 +0000 UTC
All right well fuck this goodbye
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 03:07:56 +0000 UTC
riPENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:07:48 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:07:40 +0000 UTC
I wouldn't mind that but unless it's there idea I wouldn't get excited.
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:07:37 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:07:27 +0000 UTC
peee knis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:07:20 +0000 UTC
um, penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:07:12 +0000 UTC
I almost want to say give us a rain check because the energy will just not be the same.
Marc Geener
2018-04-29 03:06:52 +0000 UTC
That's why you gotta keep DFF your own dirty little secret
Brian Hottinger
2018-04-29 03:06:46 +0000 UTC
Lol and here I felt like a jackass bein late to the show
YourEvilBoyfriend
2018-04-29 03:06:16 +0000 UTC
Or start watchin the Cinema for Cynics on Infinity Wars & keep checkin back....it was great. Spoilers but I didn't care. Can't believe I chose Super Troopers 2 when I saw a flick on my days off. It was good but this seems epic from their description.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
2018-04-29 03:05:58 +0000 UTC
rip
Alex Meandzija
2018-04-29 03:05:44 +0000 UTC
What a bunch of drunks.
Billy Goate
2018-04-29 03:05:37 +0000 UTC
Listen fellas, I'm a big fan of your guys' content and have been for a long time. I expect some level of inconsistency, you 3 wouldn't be you if you were all straight edge and type A; but, fucking hell guys. I was introducing a couple of buddies to you guys over some drinks, it took some convincing to get my friend on the couch watching instead of going downtown. What a nightmare. You've lost 2 potential patrons and pissed off a current one. I've truly never made any complaint before, but I'm a bit irritated. Sort yourselves out, buckos. The rest of us prep for work. I know you care at some level. Make it more apparent boys.
Justin Knight
2018-04-29 03:05:24 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:05:05 +0000 UTC
Alright I'll try that thanks. I was trying to figure out how to see the chat too.
Lil View
2018-04-29 03:05:03 +0000 UTC
I mean... you already paid for the show so....
Katelyn
2018-04-29 03:05:01 +0000 UTC
They are working on it right now.
Taylor Elise Kirk
2018-04-29 03:04:52 +0000 UTC
:\
Qartheros
2018-04-29 03:04:43 +0000 UTC
Don't have all fucking night... getting real close to just finding something else to watch
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 03:04:36 +0000 UTC
gay
Joshua Kittrell
2018-04-29 03:04:32 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:04:22 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:04:17 +0000 UTC
PENIS
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:04:12 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:04:07 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:04:01 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:03:50 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:03:45 +0000 UTC
Let's all calm down - when the stream gets back it will be 100x better!
Joshua Kittrell
2018-04-29 03:03:37 +0000 UTC
use a batch file, you’ll never open your programs out of order again
Allin Watts
2018-04-29 03:03:20 +0000 UTC
For anyone who's already drunk, listen to "The Phantom of the Opera - Prague Cello Quartet", surprisingly epic. Helping me to get this report done whilst drinking vodka.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 03:02:43 +0000 UTC
WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO BE CLOSED?
Cameron
2018-04-29 03:02:41 +0000 UTC
Just keep yo' panties on, they'll be here
Skeptical Jesus
2018-04-29 03:02:37 +0000 UTC
The Zodiac got them
Nicole Kollias
2018-04-29 03:02:18 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:02:12 +0000 UTC
penis
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:02:08 +0000 UTC
If you are bored waiting, you should see how crazy the DFF into sounds at .25 speed.
Jordon Wesley
2018-04-29 03:02:07 +0000 UTC
Pfffft. No moonshine infotainment & chaos for you then, buddy. Sad.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
2018-04-29 03:01:19 +0000 UTC
When do you guys think they will be back?
TensionSlap
2018-04-29 03:01:16 +0000 UTC
I'm only gonna wait so long too.
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 03:01:13 +0000 UTC
penis!
Marlin Benson
2018-04-29 03:01:09 +0000 UTC
If yio
Jordon Wesley
2018-04-29 03:00:23 +0000 UTC
Moke a ciggura
Hulkster x
2018-04-29 03:00:20 +0000 UTC
Not going to sit here refreshing the page all night got until 11:11 p.m. then I'm outty 3000
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 02:59:48 +0000 UTC
Hey, they can take all the time they need. Gonna be a good show, I bet. Let em re-focus. Piss out all their frustrations. Smoke a ciggura & start fresh.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
2018-04-29 02:59:05 +0000 UTC
Scammed again
GC1931
2018-04-29 02:58:34 +0000 UTC
You must be new.
2018-04-29 02:58:01 +0000 UTC
Microphones and shit
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 02:57:34 +0000 UTC
Whats the issue ?
Jordan Pacheco
2018-04-29 02:56:57 +0000 UTC
@Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib justice dem's represent!
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:56:56 +0000 UTC
Who wants to bet by the time that they get the stream restarted they're too drunk to even do anything
Robert Robinson
2018-04-29 02:56:37 +0000 UTC
Best private show 2018.
2018-04-29 02:56:22 +0000 UTC
This is why we need Prohibition back. Do you think they would have these technical problems if they were sober?
The Stargazer
2018-04-29 02:56:08 +0000 UTC
Who wants to take bets that the new stream starts an hour after this post was issued?
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:55:13 +0000 UTC
Intermission then reset. My bad. Hang on to yo hawwwwses.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
2018-04-29 02:54:56 +0000 UTC
Apr 28 at 7:02pm
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:54:47 +0000 UTC
Scormed agorn
Roland Winters
2018-04-29 02:54:16 +0000 UTC
As epic as the fall of Pompeii.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 02:54:16 +0000 UTC
DFF needs an intern to do all the technical stuff
2018-04-29 02:53:59 +0000 UTC
gg
Hulkster x
2018-04-29 02:53:22 +0000 UTC
Trainwreck at it's finest
Print Paper Poker
2018-04-29 02:53:09 +0000 UTC
scam dammers!
2018-04-29 02:52:54 +0000 UTC
Hire Dinoaur, Squeeks, and Salvador.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 02:52:46 +0000 UTC
I agree, these damn scammers. lol
Cory Cashatt
2018-04-29 02:52:44 +0000 UTC
SCAMMED AGAIN!
Nicole Kollias
2018-04-29 02:52:14 +0000 UTC
Sweet, I was looking forward to this one a bit.
Furry Trash Queen
2018-04-29 02:51:38 +0000 UTC
fire tj, fire paul, fire scotty coz he's not a ball
Gemma Hutchison
2018-04-29 02:51:38 +0000 UTC
They're reseting the stream. Tech diffies.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
2018-04-29 02:51:23 +0000 UTC
I started drinking because of this show. Already dying and nothing's even happened yet.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 02:50:56 +0000 UTC
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:50:39 +0000 UTC
whares the new stram, i'm drunk and i need to know
RS teemo girl
2018-04-29 02:50:30 +0000 UTC
Rip
Roland Winters
2018-04-29 02:50:11 +0000 UTC
Very helpful thanks. :)
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 02:50:09 +0000 UTC
Dakin they ended the stream bc of technical difficulties but are putting up a new one in a few minutes. You can watch the video live on patreon by clicking on it or if you click the video then click the title quickly you’ll be able to watch on YouTube live as well and have access to chat.
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 02:49:02 +0000 UTC
best show yet guys
2018-04-29 02:48:44 +0000 UTC
You can even see TJ moving voicemeter out of the way when the logo appears at the start
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:48:23 +0000 UTC
Yeah I'm not sure how to see this with the Youtube chat. Um
Alyssa Monet Mason
2018-04-29 02:47:50 +0000 UTC
20 minutes of the best DFF content ever
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:47:49 +0000 UTC
Best episode.
Jonas Gericke
2018-04-29 02:47:28 +0000 UTC
Best episode so far
DoomKid
2018-04-29 02:47:25 +0000 UTC
It sounds fine.
Kevin Flowers
2018-04-29 02:44:47 +0000 UTC
How can I view this live? I'm new to patreon
Lil View
2018-04-29 02:40:04 +0000 UTC
Goddammit, is this a history lesson!?
Furry Keith David
2018-04-29 02:36:46 +0000 UTC
It is live, isn't it?
Qartheros
2018-04-29 02:35:10 +0000 UTC
Was hoping this would be live
Lil View
2018-04-29 02:33:37 +0000 UTC
Dang, I've been on the wagon for 3 weeks.
Qartheros
2018-04-29 02:30:41 +0000 UTC
Yaaas
Alyssa Monet Mason
2018-04-29 02:28:52 +0000 UTC
time to get wrecked!
J Dub
2018-04-29 02:28:43 +0000 UTC
And we're off!
Dante Walters
2018-04-29 02:26:48 +0000 UTC
God damnit guess they’re too drunk to start the show
Carcinogenz
2018-04-29 02:24:51 +0000 UTC
Fucking incompetent ass TJ.
DirtyDan
2018-04-29 02:24:40 +0000 UTC
I've been drinking all day waiting for this
This comment says
2018-04-29 02:24:11 +0000 UTC
It sure will be :)
Alyssa Monet Mason
2018-04-29 02:21:52 +0000 UTC
Is it gonna start?
Chloe413
2018-04-29 02:21:23 +0000 UTC
I know right Sean! I got my cookis and cream ice cream and everything
Alyssa Monet Mason
2018-04-29 02:20:36 +0000 UTC
God damnit tj!
Chris Blue
2018-04-29 02:16:56 +0000 UTC
I love me some Deep Fart Fires
DoomKid
2018-04-29 02:15:25 +0000 UTC
This episodes gonna be great
Lilycat
2018-04-29 02:15:02 +0000 UTC
yesss I remembered!!!!
Fart
2018-04-29 02:10:42 +0000 UTC
I've been waiting all my life for this.
SammieSomething
2018-04-29 02:09:07 +0000 UTC
What does XCOM have to do with it?
GreenAndPurple
2018-04-29 02:09:07 +0000 UTC
God damn it, I hate that this show comes on right when I have to go to work.
Nimbledick Weathersby
2018-04-29 02:08:54 +0000 UTC
HYPE!
Daymon(FAT NOBODY)
2018-04-29 02:08:53 +0000 UTC
Too late, I've unsubbed and filed a lawsuit.
Robbie Coyne
2018-04-29 02:06:13 +0000 UTC
LETS GOOO!!
sean dunphy
2018-04-29 02:06:04 +0000 UTC
Señor Tomato better bring us a bountiful harvest!
Peyton Bidwell
2018-04-29 02:04:42 +0000 UTC
Aewsme
Cameron
2018-04-29 02:04:07 +0000 UTC