THE DEATH PENALTY = DEEP FAT FRIED

I'm pretty fucking sure the morally resplendent people of the Central Intelligence Agency are using all of these methods.

Cockatoo in Sunglasses

Randall Patrick MacMurphey lmao

Why wouldn't they just you carbon monoxide?

Raeinok

I'm surprised no one flung people out of catapults.

Raeinok

What if you can prove it beyond any doubt? In those cases hang the mean bastards.

Samuel Hammond

An interesting thing to consider, and something that I don’t think our justice system has really agreed on, is what exactly the ultimate goal is of a sentence. Should we as a society be responsible for the rehabilitation of dangerous people? Should we label them as unfixable and simply contain them indefinitely? Should we disregard their experience and dedicate sentencing to appeasing the victims? There’s no clean way to say what is best. I think back to the Charles Manson video and his description of his young life- like isn’t that sort of society’s fuck up? Assuming it’s all accurate. Like why wouldn’t he act out? In those cases rehabilitative action seems appropriate. But then there’s criminals that enjoy causing pain on others, I don’t think you can fix that. Do you contain them? Do you put them out of their existence? I think a governmental standard is important nonetheless. Mob justice is horrific. I saw a video of a seven year old boy get lynched and I can’t imagine what he possibly could’ve done that would warrant his long and harsh punishment and yet a crowd of people thought it was fair. That it was justice to be stripped naked, beaten to a pulp, and lit aflame. I think peoples’ perception that death is the ultimate punishment isn’t correct. It seems so much more cruel to let someone rot for years and years in a cage, or most cruel, to torture someone and not let them die. But then again that perspective is not a universal truth and can’t be implemented across the board.

Breonna Rice

I think one of the worst things was Scaphism or also called “The Boats” where they over-fed you over and over again with honeyed milk then trapped you on a boat and left you to rot alive and be eaten by bugs and bacteria for days or weeks. Just a stew of excrement, sweat, blood, pulsing crawlies literally under your skin and you can’t move and there’s pressure ulcers and... It just sounds exceptionally gruesome. You FINALLY die of sepsis.

Breonna Rice

I have to make a comment on your diss that some romanians consider vlad as a decent leader. There is a reason for that and the whole southeastern, central europe has figures like vlad who have been hailed as folk heroes. The reason is the turks who brutally ruled these areas and uprisings occurred frequently and you needed tough, savage men like vlad. Can not rebel against the turks if your leader is a metrosexuel fag

gv

We need a Middle Ages = DEEP FAT FRIED.

Little_Hollow

You cannot comprehend the true form of Senior Tomat's Attack!

Calebmon Belac

Good episode but don't really care about the meet up which is how I felt about DP meet ups.

The Best Fucking Memes In The Game

I think that, when you get sentenced to life in prison, you should have the choise to choose for prison or euthanesia

Jordi de Fouw

Interesting topic

Jordi de Fouw

Great show! I wish I could share this around for educations sake...

Christopher Hoe

Crown for King

Mr Canister

Amazing show! Thank you guys.

Ghosts-onthe-wire

I find it interesting that they talk about how the legal/social repercussions of rape, murder etc help them develop a moral compass in a godless world however they seem to consider death sentences an in-efficacious manner of dissuading criminals.

Sebastian Sobieski

VLAD THE IMPALER = DEEP FAT FRIED

Ryan Hearth

That's a bitchen thumbnail.

SammieSomething

That was some LHC level intro

S Chattey

High-energy intro.

kiefsaurus

hell yah

Giedrius Dauderys

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Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib

I wanted you to talk about execution by elephants, cause it's cool and I love elephants.

Thomas Levy

More star-trek pls

Jonathan Jones

Better then DP

Jonathan Jones

I think senior tomat is actually a clementine....I mean oranges are a bit more plumb.

Vooran

Bring Brett back 😂

Giedrius Dauderys

Please do MEDIEVAL LIFE!!! Deep Fat Fry it!

TeaAndBiscuits

Fuck being boiled . . . Imagine being dunked into water that is at a rolling boil. that would be the worst thing ever.

Keggerous

You only gota hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you gota hang.

Samuel Hammond

I'm very disappointed you guys didnt go into detail about people being broken on The Wheel. In my opinion that is one of the worst ones from back in the medieval times. Being tied to a wagon wheel, and having a dude break all your limbs in a bunch of places with a big cudgel or hammer, then leave you to die, which would take several days. Fuck that dude, i'd rather be boiled alive.

Clyde Frog

My phone didn't type some words.

Austin Snyder

You have to approximately when my anniversary happens? Late July! Fml. Oh well.

Austin Snyder

Yo, I don't wanna be a heretic, but it actually do look like an orange.

Nimbledick Weathersby

cool south park thumbnail guys

Kristofer Foster

senor orang

Connor Abbott

The word "Excruciating" literally means "like being crucified". Also, "faggot" isn't from some old metaphor about burning at the stake, that's a myth. You bundle sticks for transport. Lugging around a bundle of sticks is a burden. The first uses of the word "faggot" were typically from husbands scolding their wives for being useless, burdensome, & annoying. The word carried over to whiny effeminate men soon after, then ultimately just gay men.

Jeremy K

DFF Vlad the Impaler!

Matt Schilling

situation

Something

Whoop der it iz

Joseph

Wackin weeds and people man

YourEvilBoyfriend

You guys have great timing with this one. I was JUST debating the homeboy on vigilante justice

YourEvilBoyfriend

nice lights

Dylan L. Brewington

Fucking scammers

So I still think you guys should do a top ten cult leaders I know you guys already kinda moved away from the topic but still I would enjoy it.

Cody Holmes

Great show, hope it comes on soon!

Keegan Znosko

LATE

Matthew Stephans

Omg Scotty looks so cute 😍

Taylor Elise Kirk

I really like the idea of you guys DFFing political topics.

PhoenixBB

Sweet thumbnail.

No name Maddox

Great thumbnail dudes

Daymon(FAT NOBODY)

I thought this was gonna be DFF South Park, you should do that some day!

Turd Sucker

Awww yeah

Troy Johnson

Penis

Marlin Benson

Nailthumb epic

Marlin Benson

Liit. :D

Cory Cashatt

Epic thumbnail

Joe Rader