More Delicious Patreon Perks - Cinema For Cynics! God's Not Dead 1&2!
Added 2018-05-13 00:06:39 +0000 UTCSome more delicious content for you gluttonous Patrons! The appetizer is a Cynics vs. Cinema of God's Not Dead, originally recorded a few months back for patrons of my new defunct TJ Kirk Patreon.
The main course is a brand spanking new slab of delicious Cynics vs. Cinema God's Not Dead 2 Goodness. It's a dogshit double feature--both horrible God's Not Dead movies torn asunder by your favorite fat neckbeards, Paul and TJ.
Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead
https://vimeo.com/269396548/a0b4d2fca1
Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead 2
https://vimeo.com/269395596/a6ef4fd3b3
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Comments
The Vimeo link for this doesnt seem to be working anymore. Would be interested in seeing it
Bubblerider
2021-12-27 01:43:11 +0000 UTCRewatching this again after the latest Deep Fat Fried duel with Hercules vs the Family Ties guy (lol Paul). Classic, thanks guys.
JDTaylor
2021-03-01 11:50:35 +0000 UTCYou know what, that duck guy was wrong only Doom is eternal
james leazenby
2020-05-21 03:33:12 +0000 UTC♫ god's not dead he's surely alive! ♫
killspree
2019-11-26 04:28:59 +0000 UTCTJ you look like the love-child of Sam Kinison and John Goodman.
Jonathan
2018-10-17 05:54:15 +0000 UTCWhat’s funny about #2 is that in 9th grade I had a fundamentalist biology teacher who would, after teaching a quick obligatory lesson on evolution, shove anti evolution “debunking” propaganda down our throats and have us actively participate in anti evolution assignments that “proved” evolution was bullshit. You know what the school board did? Not a goddamn thing. So the whole legal battle that goes down in #2 is especially hilarious to me.
Tyler Parmelee
2018-08-21 04:53:28 +0000 UTC"Gods not dead, lil billy"-Fredrich Nietzsche, on his death bed(1900, colorized)
Duke of Mecklenburg
2018-05-26 07:15:47 +0000 UTCMy bf and I accidentally watched this thinking it was an atheist documentary, we clearly were drunk and couldn't read the word "not"
dyslexia
2018-05-23 17:14:09 +0000 UTCAm I prejudiced for hating religion and religious people just because they are a thing that exists? I mean I don’t see a Christian person and immediately spit in their face. I’m nice to them and they’re nice to me. I just internally wish religion would perish. I feel like this line of thinking could be dangerous, sort of genocide-esque. But it’s so alluring to my mind. Their destruction seems so delectable. Oh my gosh what a bind I put myself in.
Breonna Rice
2018-05-17 23:54:35 +0000 UTCman this patreon just keeps on giving
2018-05-16 09:49:21 +0000 UTCAll I have to say is GOD'S NOT DEAD! HE IS SURELY ALIVE!
GodsButtMonkey
2018-05-16 09:33:29 +0000 UTCThat first one physically hurt me and apparently Melissa Joan Hart is in the second one.... childhood crush aborted.
Verminator Studios
2018-05-15 06:52:16 +0000 UTCthis was funny. also if Gods not dead and there is justice in the world, the car that hit the atheist professor should not have gotten away with a hit and run homicide. stop and exchange info like a good Christian ??
Friendly Vibe
2018-05-14 14:25:00 +0000 UTCI don't know if Vimeo does livestreams. YouTube would fuck them in the ass with a meteorite if they did this on YouTube's livestream
Ignar Husky
2018-05-14 09:49:49 +0000 UTCSO CRISP!!! SO FRESH!!! This gives me MEANING... To the Rhythm of Life. Praise be the Vegetables, his Apostles, of Tomat, TJ, Paul, and Scotty!
Ignar Husky
2018-05-14 09:46:58 +0000 UTCThis move is fucking disgusting, I despise it with every fiber of my being.
DoomKid
2018-05-14 08:36:48 +0000 UTCOh wow, going back in time for fat lesbian TJ.
CampCounselerSteve
2018-05-13 23:32:31 +0000 UTCI like to watch these Cynics vs. Cinema reviews live. I know the first was old, but can the new ones be live in the future?
Maplesburg Publishing
2018-05-13 17:28:55 +0000 UTCtomat = tomat, you fuck
Marlin Benson
2018-05-13 17:04:25 +0000 UTCPaul and TJ 1000% clapped cheeks after both of these. Just a good ole fashioned friendly hate fuck to decompress.
Oliver Edward Morgan
2018-05-13 16:15:41 +0000 UTCBtw very entertaining vids guys
Mark Kok
2018-05-13 15:48:38 +0000 UTCCREATE A SATIRE OF A CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA FILM, T.J. AND PAUL! That is such a brilliant idea.
Herostratus
2018-05-13 15:47:50 +0000 UTCWhats with the fucking coughing baby lung passies
Mark Kok
2018-05-13 15:47:43 +0000 UTCI watched this movie and agreed with it when it came out(I was only 13 give me a break). But clearly it was shit propaganda because I became an atheist a few months later.
PhoenixBB
2018-05-13 15:40:19 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who has broken Links?
Fabian Molls
2018-05-13 12:51:55 +0000 UTCYou have blessed this hungry Koala, much respect. ESSKEETIT
AnEnthusiasticKoala
2018-05-13 07:45:10 +0000 UTCHow did you guys not realise that the preacher guy was the "Scotty? Jesus, man." guy?
The Stargazer
2018-05-13 04:24:07 +0000 UTCtomat = orange
OothecaPickle
2018-05-13 03:43:54 +0000 UTCTJ looks gross without the beard.
ultrasound700
2018-05-13 03:29:05 +0000 UTCBaby faced TJ is Michael Moore. Fact.
Oliver Edward Morgan
2018-05-13 02:22:57 +0000 UTCThank the lord god almighty! TJ & Paul's riffing on God's Not Dead I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, especially the conclusion. Can't wait to check out 2~! You guys are awesome!
Billy Goate
2018-05-13 01:50:34 +0000 UTCye
Garfieldus
2018-05-13 01:39:07 +0000 UTCHope so
Bigness
2018-05-13 01:28:12 +0000 UTCoh, this is gonna be good....
Kristofer Foster
2018-05-13 01:18:28 +0000 UTCThanks :D
2018-05-13 01:12:50 +0000 UTCI love all you fat bastards
Officer Jarpis
2018-05-13 01:05:55 +0000 UTCyou spoil us good sir.
Kurly Q
2018-05-13 00:54:48 +0000 UTCTJ is GOD!
Daymon(FAT NOBODY)
2018-05-13 00:51:31 +0000 UTCa double feature of my favorite show you guys do....but Gods Not Dead....not sure I can stomach those movies lol
Justin Gay
2018-05-13 00:48:26 +0000 UTCDammit, I'm not gonna have time to watch these until tomorrow.
therobotchicken
2018-05-13 00:30:29 +0000 UTCThis is gonna be good.
Garrett R
2018-05-13 00:14:44 +0000 UTCIs the DFF show still happening tonight?
Helly Selznick
2018-05-13 00:11:30 +0000 UTCHOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU BIG OBESE MOTHERFUCKERS
Angel_Guts
2018-05-13 00:11:03 +0000 UTCMy body is ready!!
BlackGuyTv
2018-05-13 00:11:01 +0000 UTCI loove alllll of youuu
Peter Adamson
2018-05-13 00:10:04 +0000 UTCHoly Shit, Christmas came early
The Knowledge Nut
2018-05-13 00:09:10 +0000 UTCGood shit
sean dunphy
2018-05-13 00:08:25 +0000 UTC
