Flash Fried: 19 Feb 2020

I can confirm the whole “bodily leakage” bit. I had diarrhea one night and let’s just say I should’ve went to the restroom before I went to sleep......

Dick McPenis

what BKs are you guys going to?? Where Im at they are really good.

Brittney L. Ashley

Their reaction to that trailer bugged me. Like they were literally just bitching about dumb predictable movies and then they watch a trailer that actually has a unique style and tone but still complain because it didn't force-feed enough of the story to them. It's like they're starting to forget that just complaining about shit doesn't make their opinion interesting, it's just annoying.

CORNMAN

How y’all gunna shit on RZAs movie? Wu-Tang Forever muh fucka!!!

AlterEgoIII

I’d say most patients with a head injury or mental issues say something bigoted, not a great idea to ignore them. This is all races btw, I suspect when you are scared and confused, you just get more tribal

Rants n rambles

Fuck yeah, the beautiful destruction of Bloomberg

Hurlumhura

Cover the debate you lazy fucks, this one was spicy. Real spicy.

alexander clark

But wouldn't it be more fun if we just genetically engineered eagles that can digest heavy metals? Start them out on Slayer, ease them into it.

Josh Jerome

It's to do with the perception that a poorly-punctuated/capitalized piece of writing denotes that the author is poorly educated, not of an intellectual mindset, or otherwise isn't treating the conversation with the respect it deserves; i.e. all the little tween shitheads you see in the average comment section who still type in all lowercase and replace "you" with "u" and "for" with "4" and that kind of shit. Unfortunately people fall into a bit of a trap on the matter because most of them don't stop to think that it might not be someone's first language, in which case none of the above criticisms are relevant. It also gets overused to a fair degree. It's one thing to call out someone who posts barely-comprehensible nonsense, but a lot of people have a habit of nitpicking small errors that don't interfere with the comprehensibility of the message or the tone of the conversation.

Josh Jerome

Hot damn. I would say captain obvious because it should be, but I never even considered that angle. Though, I’d never considered it a factor because it would be campaign suicide lol.

Canadian Attack Moose

Taking Hillary as your VP is a good way to get Epsteined. lol

Josh Jerome

I'm glad I missed all of that!

Daniel

Hope you guys will go back and react to some of the debate “highlights”. Bloomberg got fucking wrecked. Bootyjuj & Warrin’ failed and sucked like always, and Klobuchar almost cried, many times.

Fred Funkledunk

the people have not forgotten!

Lambination

Where’s the Tim Allen Part 2 episode Scotty? This is turning into an even worse broken promise than TJ’s RV trip to nowhere.

Tito Manfredo

Maybe there's a chance they'll cover the debate still? It's a riot regardless of if it's live.

McHitler

Grease Trap is only available before/after a DFF episode. The last one is available here though https://www.patreon.com/posts/grease-trap-17-34120054

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

i found the 2/20/2020 debates to be pretty spicy, especially the dogpile on bloomberg. would have been a bit more fun to hear your guy's take on it. not mad, just disappointed

projecthorn

Was there a grease trap episode because it ain't showing up on the patreon for me?

jamie smith

Cmon watching you suffer the debates is a tradition

MrMothman7

The Green Knight trailer looks great! It reminds me of Valhalla Rising

Tyler Fun

I ain't no fuckin EU beaner wetback

Michał Rutkowski

what a bunch of bullshit no one has the right to blow someones head off during a physical confrontation. Zimmerman is a pussy who can't knuckle up like a man so he had to use a weapon.

Mark Sweeney

I think you guys need to reconsider covering the recent debate. Bernie attacked people for once. Awesomeness. I know youtube sucks when you try to cover it but try doing it for us patrons and uploading it elsewhere.

Christopher Borra

Another case with the eagles getting lead in their system is when you clean an animal you successfully killed or shot and tracked, you don’t take the guts and the heart/lungs, which is what you aim for. I’d have to assume the eagles are getting the leftover guts and carcass. In fact I know they clean that shit up. The fix to this is changing the metal used in cartridges.

Canadian Attack Moose

I never suspected I needed a Paulkha in my life until this episode.

Jean the Baptiste

49:00 Stoner neckbeards on high horses. What's that whole punctuation and capitalisation thing all about, i don't get it. Shouln't the thought or message be way more important than the form? For me, english is my third language, and i can tell you that it's practicly not possible for someone who is a non-native or non-professional language user to get that shit always right.

lost and found

It's crazy how many workplace assaults occur in medical. My friends who work in it have been punched, spat at, sexually assaulted, etc. I feel you should be able to defend yourself in those instances, regardless of the person's mental state.

dyslexia

What a damming indictment of Burger King, when even a portly gent like Paul won’t eat their shite food. Should we just boycott ? #boycottbk

Scotty B

Ayy shoutout Roseville Ca

Garrett Bay

holy shit DFF is gonna be so fucking good once TJ and Paul have dementia

Serena Gatti

#Klobidengiegberg2020

suit

c0lt

I was attacked by three other boys at a Boy Scout camp, they tied me up and physically assaulted me... the cops were called and the boys were escorted from the camp back to their homes... no further action was taken and I wanted to sue for mental health reasons but I didn’t have any legal or practical means of doing so. Wasn’t sexual or anything (it was broken up before it got to that point, if it was going there.)

I love R.Z.A. He's my favorite hip hop

sean dunphy

Really that amalgamation, super moderate spin is clue that the media doesn't care who wins, as long as it isn't Sanders. Sanders is the opposite of everything they want, which is more status quo, more not doing anything, and more kicking the can. #Sanders2020

Daniel

Also, bullshit on stereotyping those who laud Zimmerman as rednecks. I don't even support gun rights, believe the second amendment should be suspended, and I don't only thing Zimmerman was within his right, the court did too.

Daniel

Zimmerman is totally within his right to sue. During the trial he was slandered by the media as a white nationalist, despite being half Hispanic. What's more they tried to depict Trayvon Martin as this innocent twelve year old (the pictures they would use were all taken while he was much younger than he was), when in actuality he was a seventeen year old who had been in Juvenal detention and was known to pick fights. Zimmerman, as neighborhood watch leader, saw Martin, who did not live in the area, and when asking who he was, Martin started assaulting Zimmerman. Zimmerman was in his rights to use whatever means to defend himself against someone he didn't know. During the case, the media had a field day with him and to this day he is still accused of being a racist who got away with murder, from people who obviously have zero regard for the court's decision to find him innocent. What Warren, Buttigiege, and the Martin family are doing is libel and slander and he is entitled to whatever damages the court finds fitting.

Daniel

Hoping for an audio release before work tomorrow. 🤞

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Someone plz photoshop Bloomberg's head onto No Face from Spirited Away right before it started eating people

Heather Squidz

Out of all the debates you guys didn't decide to stream it had to be this one. It was a shit show full of belly laughter.

Tinky

paul looks like leto the II when hes wrapped up in the sheet

Scythian Weed Shaman

Just got done with the debates, Bernie was the ONLY candidate who was against robbing the candidate with the most votes of a win with a second ballot... That should be all anyone needs to know about how much Warren, Pete, and the Klob, Joe believe in democracy ..I mean Bloomberg dosen't at all to begin with but ya know...some really telling shit tonight.

Heather Squidz

gay

DjBlue

Making out with Paul. feeling his tits and ass.

c0lt

Pokémon!

Zane Roberts

Sad you guys aren't livestreaming the debates, but I get it. It's a shit show, as always.

wereedbooks