FLASH FRIED: 11 Mar 2020
Added 2020-03-12 00:23:32 +0000 UTC
Why won't ants get the coronavirus?
They have ᴀɴᴛʏ-ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs.
ᴬᵘᵈᶦᵒ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜʰᵉᵈ.
You mean the cartoon character partner of Dyno Mutt?
2020-04-25 02:52:05 +0000 UTC
How do these guys not know who the Blue Falcon is? Paul, as a child of the 80's, you disappoint me.
Tez
2020-03-16 02:10:30 +0000 UTC
Even if we make a fucking vaccine a good population of US won't take it.
Zeaxe
2020-03-15 05:00:00 +0000 UTC
You do know trump is not exactly mentally sharp himself right?
bendfv
2020-03-15 01:26:15 +0000 UTC
televised executions are not my thing, but i'm already hoarding popcorn for the biden / trump debates. it's going to be like a mma fighter torturing a dementia riddled granpa before raping him to death. rip molesty uncle joe
lost and found
2020-03-13 17:49:37 +0000 UTC
5:20 Smoking and Obesity are risk factors? I thing you're safe TJ!!!
I raped Jesus in his tomb
2020-03-13 08:32:21 +0000 UTC
Paul's reaction to Led Zepplin after the covid news. Who fucking cares. Made me laugh and feel a bit better.
Barrel Titor
2020-03-13 06:39:05 +0000 UTC
Legit pretty stupid of people to say the youth didn't come out. They did in Colorado, California, and Washington. But hey, it wasn't enough so let's pretend they didn't, ey?
Furry Trash Queen
2020-03-13 05:43:33 +0000 UTC
It gave me a chuckle. -Taylor
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-03-13 02:45:52 +0000 UTC
We can only hope.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-03-13 02:44:07 +0000 UTC
Top priority save the prisoners. Reminds me of the dark night.
Liz Zy
2020-03-13 00:51:26 +0000 UTC
Coronavirus will eliminate the elderly Biden voters enabling a full-on Bernie blowout
Sideris
2020-03-13 00:43:06 +0000 UTC
''Bad news, Paul, the dog later died...'' That killed me. Pure un-distilled sadism on TJ's part.
Martin Duplessis
2020-03-13 00:01:12 +0000 UTC
my college just announced that all classes will be made online for the rest of the semester
NOAH EARTHLING
2020-03-12 19:21:49 +0000 UTC
Which ever one of you put that joke in the description...
You deserve the Corona virus
Katya
2020-03-12 18:53:53 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure I saw an article that said something like "$173 Billion approved by Senate from the Federal Reserve to mitigate damage the coronavirus will do to the markets." These fucking boomers are way more concerned about saving their precious fucking stock market, while they drag their feet protecting the citizens of this country. Pathetic. Thanks Boomers, you fucked us all again. Also, Scotty is wrong about the time the virus needs to double the number of people infected. The last figures I saw said it's around 3-5 days. Could be wrong, but it sounds about right given reports from countries who have tested the shit out of its population (aka not the US).
Clyde Frog
2020-03-12 17:15:13 +0000 UTC
Scotty made me feel uncomfortable
Nick Carroll
2020-03-12 15:54:14 +0000 UTC
As someone who works in healthcare, the Coronavirus hysteria is ridiculous. The hospitals have every single person with a mild fever or shortness of breath in isolation. We brought in a lady having a panic attack that had ceased by the time we got to the ER yesterday and they had to admit her to the floor in isolation bc she technically had “shortness of breath” and needed to be tested before she could be released. That’s what is overwhelming our hospitals.
Marisa
2020-03-12 14:00:03 +0000 UTC
For a guy with Scottish Ancestry, TJ, you are really shite at pronouncing Scottish place names. Dundonal ( Dun- Don- Al) and Inverness ( in- ver- ness) . Bet you can eat the fuck out of sausages though. 🏴🤘
Scotty B
2020-03-12 13:31:53 +0000 UTC
That's funny I was literally just talking to a friend last week about the Intro to Stairway because we overheard some guy playing it in a shop and they told me about the lawsuit. My impression was plaigirism isn't out of the question, but it's difficult to prove, plus the Led Zeppelin version has minor differences that make it sound way better. The instrunentation in particular. Neglecting that it's not even that uncommon a crecendo-y pattern.
Cameron
2020-03-12 11:19:30 +0000 UTC
stairway to heaven, that spirit song, baby im gonna leave you, brain stew, while my guitar gently weeps, and 25 or 6 to 4 and probably tons of others use that exact same descending minor progression. theres so little variety in modern music theory people only catch on if the style and sound are really similar its all bullshit
smegfur
2020-03-12 08:46:46 +0000 UTC
If you would just read the crony you would understand the meaning of life for each and every induhvidjual in the particular situation
Azazel
2020-03-12 07:41:03 +0000 UTC
Remember Chappelle's Show when he had the skit about signing a contract before having sex? Dave knew.
Notjustklownin
2020-03-12 04:40:30 +0000 UTC
Led Zep - It’s just a chord progression in the intro of a song. It’s okay for two songs to sound similar.
steven decke
2020-03-12 03:41:07 +0000 UTC
The 80's AIDS scare was not as big as this corona virus.
steven decke
2020-03-12 03:05:54 +0000 UTC
Oh shit wait, you didn't say "not the corona stocks!" ahhhhhhhhhh omg the markets!
Christopher Borra
2020-03-12 02:56:39 +0000 UTC
Dynomutt and Blue Falcon was a 70's cartoon. Before your time, you damn kids. But yeah the movie looks like shit.
Vedren
2020-03-12 02:44:01 +0000 UTC
i missed flash fried. thanks yall. great fuckin show as always. Also, there was a bill in Louisiana they were looking at that would let each town vote on legal weed. Dont know if it was voted on yet. any thoughts?
Skrizz ThaDizz
2020-03-12 02:41:54 +0000 UTC
Donald Trump! He's our hero! Bring Corona down to zero!
Taylor S.
2020-03-12 02:37:15 +0000 UTC
Weekend at Bidens is going to be an awesome show.
S Chattey
2020-03-12 02:30:35 +0000 UTC
Tom Hanks has it now....damn. I do not want to be one of those hoarding shit but...man I got the urge to do just that...
Heather Squidz
2020-03-12 01:37:28 +0000 UTC
When you need a good call, you better call Paul.
Christopher Borra
2020-03-12 01:20:18 +0000 UTC
Maybe Pelosi can print up a picture of the coronavirus and rip it up she's such a "fighter" like that.
Christopher Borra
2020-03-12 00:49:57 +0000 UTC
Hey guys gonna watch the video but wanted to also say that "Joe Biden has said he will only host *Virtual Events* and is blaming the corona virus for it." So...we got an actual deep fake corpse robo Biden now... -_-
Heather Squidz
2020-03-12 00:30:04 +0000 UTC
I wouldn't expect anything less from you, DikBut.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-03-12 00:28:12 +0000 UTC
Fuck you
DikBut
2020-03-12 00:26:11 +0000 UTC
Thank fucking god! Been waiting forever it seems for a flash fried.
Christopher Borra
2020-03-12 00:25:50 +0000 UTC
💩Poooooop💩
Poop Poop
2020-03-12 00:25:49 +0000 UTC
They have segmented bodies, too.
Dylan Martin
2020-03-12 00:25:05 +0000 UTC
Scammers be praised
Home of da BONE
2020-03-12 00:24:23 +0000 UTC