THE GREASE TRAP: 16 MAR 2020

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Drone

WHAT DID THE PENIS SAY TO THE VAGINA? "FUCK YOU" HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT??????????????????

Zane Roberts

For recent fuckwade virus: I will stand on trying to save humanity until I die. I will be running for President and elected positions in the coming years. Just so bloody tired of people not caring about one-another. In hopes of my wit about me, I will call bullshit, and liars to those who are and prove them wrong with scientific fact on every turn. Like Joe Biden. --------------------------------------- Send to your house of representative in your state, senator, and elected officials: Written to our elected officials about the virus handling(s): Hopefully I have the right district and county; if not, please forward to the right people. I am highly concerned about how our handling of this permanent virus will effect us and future generations. We should annihilate any potential of spread at all costs whilst following the science, and only the science of how this effects all people. If we do not, we will make a permanent change on human lives for the rest of humanity. Please implement the most humane way of handling this, and that is eliminated any contact from beyond our every neighbor. We may need to lock down our cities for months on end. This video gives fair warning, and fair action we must take to not change humanity into the furtherenth of suffering with a virus that will stay with us forever. Please do the right thing, and create a debt holiday for two months, so we may all stay home and quarantine this pandemic. Here is a reference for immediate use of the idea, and idea(s). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXOD1sCqsKg If we do not take immediate action, and do the right thing, I believe our plutocracy will, and has shown through when we do not follow the science. Many elderly will, and have already died, and permanent long damage is soon to come. Furthermore this is a virus that will never leave us, and perhaps, may become seasonal. Please do the right thing, and take care of our people, and we will do our best as citizens to take care of one-another. Please also advice citizens to take proper preparations into account; such as seeds, food, water, and heat, for this long drawn out pandemic. My family, my neighbors, thank your service to our country. Contact me, if we may contribute in anyway, Humanity ------------------------------- P.S. I look forward to being your benevolent God Emperor, TJ.

M

The fuck is 60 degrees? Speak in proper measurements, idiots.

Alice Alicia

They're changing studios

Curtis Smith

Why is there no camera footage?

Edvard Lundgren

Side note, at minus forty if there was any wind chill you could die within minutes, while naked. It’s no joke so I’m surprised you even went through with that bet haha. Crazy fucker TJ

Canadian Attack Moose

How cold was this polar vortex? Where I live, every year we get at least a week or two of straight minus forty nights. It’s in Canada, so we deal in celcius but at minus forty it’s the same as farenheit. I’ve worked in as cold as minus sixty one time (thanks to wind chill), and I’ll be honest, as much as minus forty sucks, minus sixty was legitimately unbearable, even for me. I agree with TJ though, I generally like it chilly, and don’t handle the heat that well. I can handle about plus 25 C (+77 farenheit) but I burn fast haha.

Canadian Attack Moose

58 to 69 is my preference.

Sev Obzen

I don't get a choice in temperature thanks to my unusually hot apartment. I usually have the thermostat as low as it will go and yet I still have the windows open to cool off pretty much year-round despite dealing with Canadian winters.

Sev Obzen

60 degrees is perfect for summer. I don't turn on the heat in the winter at all and it gets cold here. Heat is disgusting.

Teddy Spaghetti

I love the cold. I would keep it at 40 if the AC were capable of maintaining that. The best I can usually manage is 60 degrees year round.

Jack of Tears

fuck I can't sleep unless it's sub-60, granted it is still winter in MN but I can't relate to any of this mid-70s chatter

Charles Field

Deep Fat Fried is the new Denis Leary, stealing Bill Hick's jokes.

Pagan Situations

What do you call a vagina that is not a vagina? A butthole.

Tectonica

I always wondered how that happens, I should go into into a 20 decade study to find at what point a door becomes ajar...

Mavis Henry

Ok boomer

Matthew Colangelo

Keep the jokes coming

William Wheeles

Zane Roberts