HISTORY: FACT or FICTION? = DFF

Am I retarded? Why can’t I play any of these on my TV through my chromecast? I hate using my phone.

Der Meister

It's from a Shakespearean play, therefore not incorrect.

Jacob Meldrum

nepotism

Isobel Vanderbilt

tj is actually really good at riding pauls coattails.then agin he probably learned a few tricks over the many years that paul and scotty rode his

Isobel Vanderbilt

the speech paul recited is about pauls and scottys feelings towards tj.

Isobel Vanderbilt

Gretchen from Mean Girls did a better reading than Paul did.

Isobel Vanderbilt

This was a very fun episode that I enjoyed playing along with. I hope you do more of these and if you ever consider having guests on the show this a great format to to do so.

Tristan F Wilson

if TJ was smart he would reverse pauls answer that he googled, and he thinks he has a chance of winning

Tendercut

😅

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Scotty looks like hes jerkin off under the table the whole episode

Jonathan Brunell

Fun episode good job scotty. I like the idea of jeopardy too

ChillBroBaggins

tjs lincoln is accurate. lincoln had a high pitched voice. paul made a roman british and he wins the speech contest because scotty is a retard.

Omar

Scotty, Ur eyes are like thunder Master the puppets pulling you as a strink telling you what is real and what is not My wish is ur command Pessimist productions The greatest Patreon of all time Transfer me from reality Tie only slipknots into duality I’m not gay But all take any of the three of your cocks All huge, Beyond prayer and hope Let me get that box If a divine intelligence is real, god is Scotty, TJ is the Antichrist and Paul is the Holy Spirit A podcast after I jerk off into my sock Love all of you Please give me that box Ps No Homo

Annis

"nepolean was alive in 1659" paul. jesus fucking christ.

Omar

16:08 no fucking wonder a bunch of anti feminists get that one wrong. someone in this chat explain when all sexism ended and feminism became dumb please.

Omar

do more episodes on history. do a tournament of champions with historical figures fighting.

Omar

more games would be very cool!

Regan Thompson

So no jerky stream?

Dallas

Scotty did way better job than I thought he could. I like this Scotty way better.

Red Rocket

That jerky would pair well with Mountain Dew

Bo Prince

I've been a virgin for so long I'm gonna fuck a bowl of mac and cheese.

Tyler

im a vegetarian, this prize is useless to me

Fidel Castro

You know Scotty said we needed to suck his dick to get the jerky but the problem with that is, Scotty's cock is so fucking big that would be impossible. His cock blots out the sun. The sheer girth of his penis would rival the largest nautical vessels. The eldritch horrors of Lovecraft's imagination couldn't even fathom the size and heft of Scotty's genitalia. Seeing his penis would shatter the mind of the most lucid and sane man. Making him a gibbering maniac. HIs conscious mind shattered by the beauty and mass of the membrum virile laid before him.

Keggerous

The editing was great, next time maybe some light background music would help?

Brown

Idea: Paul gets together with Stevie, works out a Trivia challenge for TJ and Scotty- TJ vs Scotty: Who Knows Stevie Best?

Restitutor Orbis

Damn, Chauncey. Eat a donut or something...

Matthew Osga

The real winner is Chauncey, he needs those snacks he's basically bones!

Nick Iuro

Ben Franklin made a joke about turkeys one time and people still think he loved turkeys hundreds of years after.

Bigass Frog

'TJ pulls to parity with Paul', nice alliteration there, Scotty.

Jack of Tears

Jokes on you fucks. I make my own jerky. Would share it but only when this shit is all over and the DFF crew come to Canada for a show. Much love DFF crew, stay safe.

Canadian Attack Moose

Scotty knows how to play these fatties like cheap fiddles

Diederik De Soete

Awesome episode!

Thomas H.

Scotty im high. i need snacks

Emi chan

My thoughts exactly

Ben Shapiro

This episode was edited so well. It was a pleasure to watch really. Worth the wait thanks gents.

Restitutor Orbis

Wrong

Hurlumhura

Paul thought Ben Franklin liked turkey, that's why he's eating that second place jerky

Owen Smith

The setting a smelly hovel near New Orleans, the date is April 5th 2020. We're about to see a man, TJ Kirk, occupation, scammer. Height is 6"6, weight is incalculable by mere observation. The world is ravaged by plague, and a gluttonous neckbeard is about to learn that he can give food to someone other than himself. TJ Kirk is about to enter... the Twilight Zone.

Terry Wildes

we patrons need more of these episodes

MARCUS

neat, a rare but well done edited episode. thanks taylor :)

projecthorn

Scammers

Christopher H Drain

This comment wins.

I was named after a snack. Me winning the contest was meant to be, just like Scotty being God of the Universe was meant to be.

*funny comment*

Lucy gundersen

Paul is secretly a big fan of Ben Shapiro, he only pretends to hate Ben to make Ben seem more godly while being contrasted with a fat degenerate neckbeard

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Scammed again, bb

Jörmungandr

titties

Oh' Long Johnson

scotty's nut puss is the cure for corona give me candy

smegfur

Loved this episode and format. Great contento

John Roso

Seeing Paul’s ass be beat into a raw meat patty can make anyone believe that there is no god. Glad to see you here with us!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

All hail Scotty for he is never a "Jerk" ;D

Heather Squidz

thanks

Jean Velazquez

Scotty, after watching many videos featuring you fine gentleman I have seen your hatred towards us Canadians time and time again. I feel as if we must have wronged you, to have done something terrible towards you in the past. For that reason, I believe you should be rewarded that care package to make up for the years of torture that us Canadians have put you through. I hope someday we can atone for our sins.

Joey

Fuck you give me jerky

They say that history is written by the victor. Therefore, as TJ is the victor of this contest, it therefore stands to reason that all of his answers are, in fact, the correct ones regardless of Scotty's so-called "research" and TJ achieved a perfect score. QED.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden

Scotty, if you send me a beef jerky care package I will personally drive some Melt down from Ohio to you!

Chris Cook

Scotty couldn't have competed because he would have schooled those losers. I am saying this with absolute sincerity.

#kirksriggedit

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I would actually like them to use a buzzer system next time but that will have to wait to we can record in studio again.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Contests like this would be better if you guys could submit answers without knowing your opponent's #coattailTJ

Moist Calzone

The wheel of pain was the first DP thing I ever watched and it led to me becoming an atheist

Todd

Bullshit. Paul won you scammers

N1K1NATOR

Do more of these, this was fun to listen to.

Japester

Paul and tj are so fat thanos had to clap, gimme dat jerky!

HighFalutin Tootin

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Kaiser SCOTTY.

Vermin_Antichrist

Can you guys do a quick 5 or 10 minute video on HOW to get that $1,200? Information here... Yeah, it's from Colorado but should apply to all. https://www.bennet.senate.gov/public/_cache/files/4/d/4d242e74-8739-4582-9827-8d91d1f2989c/DACD0B214727634FABA1826FEDFA7D65.cares-act-support-for-workers-families-and-employers-.pdf

Christopher Borra

Was gonna make a gay joke to get one of those boxes, butt fuck it.

SomeRandomCanadian

I just needed the day, and I was so happy to guessed 14th sepetember 1993...but scotty was wrong >:(. Great editing on the video though :)

Pissed off mushroom

We could hear a pin roll during the great speech presented. I felt the chill run up my spine and poor cold specter air our of my dry and still lips. Eyes electric. It was truly Scotty speaking for the late David Bowie which was the best. And not these two amateur walruses. And Scotty should send me a care package. Because his grace will recognize an old Iraq war veteran who is stuck in his ways. He sits sill all but for his shaking hands. Waiting for a care package that never came.

Aaron

Twas a good one, boys.

Xenos Nassar

Damn, look at all these people trying to suck DFF’s dick for some crumbs 🙄

Norma

I mean, diabetes and morbid obesity is bad and all, but I want those fucking snacks

Nicholas Jennings

An Ode to Scotty: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Beef Jerky is lovely, And so are you. Orchids are white, Ghost ones are rare, Rivers are flowing, And so is your hair. Sunflowers reach, Up to the skies, The sun is dazzling, And so are your eyes. Foxgloves in hedges, Surround the farms, My desire for jerky is strong, And so are your arms. Magnolias grow, Their buds are top-notch, Your audience is huge, And so is your crotch. Beef jerky is lovely, And Scotty is too.

John

SCAUTISTS RISE UP! DECLARE SCOTTY THE RIGHTFUL HEIR OF DEEP FAT FRIED PODCAST. HE IS THE TRUE KING!

Sven K

This is SUCH a GREAT IDEA For and Episode.. This is the first episode where I had the inclination to listen to it for a second time! Keep up the great work! Poooop 💩💩

Poop Poop

Inb4 they had to re record the whole thig

Sven K

You guys are easily the best entertainment in the world as well as scholars beyond reproach with unmatched 12 foot horse cocks.

Sev Obzen

Another Torment of Champions would be awesome!

Harry Lee-Jones

This show has made me realize how much I actually don't know about history. I hope you guys plan on doing another show like this in the future.

Jason Silvestro

Scottie is the best, smartest and most attractive! His vision for this episode was glorious! TJ and Paul are brilliant!DFF is the best show on earth! As one of if not the oldest fans (43 years old) I would love to be awarded the snack bundle! We old ppl need snacks! If you see fit to award it to me I will praise all of your name with each succulent bite of those tasty treats! Love you guys!

Starfleet36

Can we have a clip or gif of scotty vomiting from the vape plz!

cyle

Interesting fact regarding the Magellan expedition; In spite of the loss of 4 of the 5 ships and all but 18 of the crew, the 26 tons of spice brought home from the far east aboard the remaining ship made the expedition not only a scientific and exploratory success, but a financial success as well.

Karsten Elkjær

thanks dads

miscrece

Deep Fat Fried is the greatest podcast in all of existence, and anyone who would even dare to think otherwise is probably mentally ill. The one most responsible for such excellence in entertainment (and it's not close), is the one they call Scott "Scotty" Kirk. Scotty's dedication to this magnificent podcast is evident in every waking moment of content that they put out. While Scotty slaves away to ensure the greatest product imaginable, TJ and Paul seem to just sit back and enjoy the fruits of Scotty's labor. Even with little to no help from these two fat oafs, Scotty continues to amaze all who watch. It is clear that the episodes led by the great Scotty are absolutely, and without question, objectively superior in every way to those led by the others. On behalf of all fans and patrons of DFF, I THANK YOU SCOTTY for all that you do. Without you and your gargantuan efforts, this podcast would surely crumble beneath the weight of the other two hosts.

Jimbo Slice

The wheel of torture episode was one of my favorites. Definitely do that Jeopardy style game again

Mr. Big Stuff

I missed seeing you guys on camera.

GC1931

But an OLD SCOTSMAN might.

I got scammed by three neckbeards

All y'all complementing Scotty for free stuff. No TRUE SCOTSMAN would wait this long to declare their allegiance.

Adorable Bastard

I have always been a Paulisher. Paul is easily my favorite member of the cast and (in my opinion) he tends to offer more in discussions, even tho I do like Scotty and TJ as well.

Keifer Martin

2 neckbeards 1 Smurf : the show

Vladamir Dracula

TJ is clearly the better looking and more intelligent of the 3. He is a God among men. His penis is magnificent and his butthole smells of Myrrh and Frankincense.

Jeremy St.onge

Scotty I will pay you double what TJ owes you when trump is reelected for those snacks.

Anthony Mickelson

ya know I'll take this opportunity to lube Taylors vagina.. oh wait, Scotty's the only one that can do that! Badum tss! So i'll just say your streams together are super funny and you guys are the best!

Kittytime

Also, suck my cock, I'm no comment section performance monkey. Actually, maybe I am, but not for fucken snacks. Edit: I regret this decision after seeing the jerky package.

Devin Tucker

What the fuck lol

Devin Tucker

Making out with Scotty, tongues darting back and forth, really going buckwild

c0lt

There's a lot of Scotty dick sucking when he offers y'all free shit but normally its just fuck Scooter. Scotism is real.

Drake Ark

In my humble honest opinion, i think this every time but i will say it now. When Scotty has a show idea, please just DONT.

Ivan Peeters

Scotty looked particularly handsome tonight, I thought.

Occulsed

GIVE! ME! THE SNACK BOX!

Serena Gatti

My great grandfather hung himself in his basement when the stock market crashed in 1929. Apparently he didn't count though, according to Scotty's research.

Tito Manfredo

The the fact is since 2007 when Scotty first stole the scene in one of TJs videos I had had a compulsion to see more of him. When he exploded onto the scene with their first podcast 6 years later. He brought a measured understanding of many technical matters that was not matched by anyone else on the podcast and was a restorative soothing mediating presence. As accomplished as the Kaiser is he continues to bring more and more to each episode of the current podcast continually refining his art. Between the two venal, turgid and repellent other characters therein he graciously acts as the shows lynchpin, keeping the whole enterprise afloat and abley offsetting the workshy and capricious co hosts. You will however never hear any complaint from him. He is a sober and worthy man, a faithful husband to an exceptionally attractive and fine lady and provider for their children.

Graham Paterson

Dearest Scotty, thou art the epitome of a man, thy strength unmatched, thy intellect unchallenged. Through the winding corridor of history thy mighty shadow will loom long, forever heaping shame upon the pathetic glory of thy brother.

Jeffrey Searcy

a few weeks in quarantine and Paul comes up with jeopardy DFF

Liz Zy

I'd suck a dick for one of them boxes.

John McDonald

The production of the episode was well done. The audio was very smooth to the point where it sounded like all the guys were together. I really enjoyed the cuts. Scotty is the fucking man. TJ is awesome. Happy late Birthday Paul, I hope he lives on forever in bliss. Good job to whoever put this episode together, I hear it’s usually Taylor so if it’s her, yo did an exquisite job. DFF Forever!

george

I, Señor Tomat have remained in the shadows for far too long. I am the lone thing that makes the show work! I am the heart of DFF, yet it has been so long since I have been on the show doing the bountiful dance of the buffet, persuading the people to join the feast! I yearn to bring former plebians to the chef's table! I must speak of the delicious content to the people once more!

Lord of Duck

I would like to note that this episode is significantly higher quality in editing than any other so far.

mega

Look we all know the star of the show, the man, the legend, the KAISER HIM SELF, Scot Kirk. Never have we seen such a man of EXCELENCE AND RENOUND. A man who we should all admire for having to deal with not one, but TWO blithering idiots. How can a man bear the brunt of their sheer bloviating audacity, the answer is a man cannot but a saint, neigh A HERCULEAN FIGURE can do the job right. That is the kind of man Scot Kirk is and I salute him.

Logan day

TJ and Paul are the two smartest and best looking humans to ever exist.

nolan herman

Just gotta say for a group of fat fucks you gotta hook a fat fuck up to a box of that jerky

ReverendDoctorTex

You guys should do a grease pit on the yellow fever epidemic in New Orleans after the civil war, it killed so many people. Might be relevant to the ongoing pandemic.

Jason the Historian

History: Fact or Fiction? .. Fact! History did in fact happen.

Austin Joiner

Scotty.. you are a great man. A fantastic man. And dare I say, an elegant man. TJ is a fat lard. The fattest of lard. Dare I say, a tub of lard.

Patrick Lynch

Yea, like TJ is going to part with a box full of snacks. The boxes they send out will be full of dog turds and Monopoly money.

Eric Weston

#BANCHAUNCEY

Durt Cobain

You are the laziest fucks I’ve ever seen you cannot bribe us with treats to make up for your lack of drive

PhatNutz

Well damn I want them snacks, but I'm a skinny fuck so probably couldn't eat em all anyway

james leazenby

BRING BACK COOLSVILLE!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Hearts all around for ya, Dustin

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Excellent.......[Rubs Hands Together While Giggling Menacingly]

Greymon365

I almost forgot about bald Paul.

Abraham Hernandez

Woah, it's really here!

PhoenixBB

Thanks Taylor! We love and appreciate you

Nocturnes and preludes

YAY

yeetios