Flash Fried: 15 APR 2020

Kevin - don't be a bitch

John Highlands

Audio is attached. Sorry for the late response!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I am once again asking for you to release a mp3. Getting ridiculous at this point.

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Can we get an mp3? A new flash fried comes out tomorrow. Is this longer than 3 hours, or something that makes it harder to get an mp3 of this? Even a response saying, " we're swamped, we'll get to it next week" or something would be nice. I know I'm not the only one asking for Audio versions.

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Audio?

What is it with this social dogma that our society has around criminals? Because they did a bad, they're automatically the worst people ever?

Dick McPenis

Come on guys, can we get an mp3?

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Honestly I know I said it on the actual video they did, but I’m so glad Paul loves talking about dune, I read the first two books and enjoyed the story but was often confused and left it rather lukewarm, however hearing Paul tj and Scotty helped me make sense of my confusion and gain a newfound respect for the story

Jeremy Geller

And the audio version

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Please give us updates on Rat Wars.

Devon Greathouse

download the brave browser TJ it automatically subverts the advertisers and blocks all that shit. Also the site wont even know so it wont ask you to unblock them.

Mark Sweeney

His supporters sure do!

David Bayliss

Also, Paul, a one world government is a fucking joke and it will never, ever, ever, ever, ever happen. I agree with you completely on it, but it's never gonna happen.

Dick McPenis

Also, why is it that we spend 400 million a year on WHO funding but over 740 billion on defense?

Dick McPenis

You blame farts on someone else, not the mishandling of a pandemic. But let Trump believe what he wants, I'm too tired to care anymore

Dick McPenis

Next time TJ streams it should be naked, from bed, casually eating a banana.

Katya

Wheres the audio?

Jacob Meldrum

Mp3?

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Your guys' voice levels need to be equalized.

Moist Calzone

The ads TJ gets are fucking hilarious

NOAH EARTHLING

It pays to pay.

Jonathan Jones

With the future looking bleak here is a fun fact to brighten your day! Pete Buttigiegs middle name is Paul! Therefore he is technically Mayor PP BUTT! :D

Heather Squidz

PLEASE look into the who more instead of defending it. The WHO DID NOTHING AND KNEW IN DECEMBER THAT IT SPREAD HUMAN TO HUMAN and due to CHINAS requests they COVERED IT UP AND LET THIS HAPPEN. The didnt make a mistake, or not react, the KNEW AND COVERED UP THE SPREAD. They are owned by the chinese communist regime who just ruined the fucking world because they didnt want to shut down and wanted it to spread around the world so they can inflate their false numbers and try and look good after fucking the entire world. FUCK china and the CCP.

Max Schwalen

Already back at the Chef's table. Couldn't stay away for long.

MacabreMole

paul how much for your titts and ass,how much to kiss you on the fraeking lips.

c0lt

Not exactly hypocritical. That's the same dumb argument that anti-environmentalists make. "Oh yeah? You think we should change the way we do things in order to preserve the environment? Why you driving a car then?? Gottem!"

Nicholas Luebke

Czechoslovakia hasnt existed for 27 years now

Adolf Maybach

IIIIIIIIIII wanna cuuuuuum on the chandelier! Chandelier!

Sir Drinkalot

Way to shelter in place, Typhoid Gary

PixelCrusader

someone not being obese af is probably a better commentator than paul.

Jonah Boeckenbrink (Parsek)

If people like Jeff believe in this trickle down economy then why not make a law, let's call it the trickle down act that says that the people up top can only have 100x more wealth than the lowest worker. That would mean if you gave the lowest worker 30,000 you can have 3,000,000. I feel like that's more than generous. It will also encourages companies to give higher wages because for each 1000 you give to workers, that adds another 10,000 in your pocket.

Pissed off mushroom

#No Refunds

Madmanx25

You know who else endorsed Joe Biden? Bernie.

Madmanx25

Audio por favor. Got a long blke ride tomorrow. Much appreciated 🤙

Kevin Wayne Bowen

*covers Jeff bezos* Five minutes later “Nah, we don’t have vampires here because of Hollywood!”

Blaine Hoover

Paul: "Fuck capitalism!" Also Paul: "Sign up for Patreon, buy our t-shirts, and don't forget the VIP tickets for the meet up!"

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

Hurray, lets swap an important character's race and gender for no reason other than for woke points! Fuck you. It's the first thing that made me nervous about the new movie. How much political agenda will worm its way in to the film? Garbage shit.

Clyde Frog

I don't disagree with anything Paul says about capitalism. I just don't understand how people who proclaim often the corruption and incompetency of our government officials think giving them all power to divide the nations resources and set market price ceilings and floors will be of good natured intent. A large lumbering, corrupt bureaucracy such as the U.S.S.R. that managed the nation's economy in an effort to attain "fairness" obviously did not work.

Gavyn J Bowen

I found you can get it if you “share” and then text it to yourself.

John King

The joke is “Audio Coming Soon”. Don’t hold your breath.

Enlightened Vatnik

So glad I became a $10 Portreorn during this outbreak. Now I can waste my time & brainspace with the ramblings of 3 retarded neckbeards

Fred Funkledunk

Here’s a kernel of truth for ya, but ya butter not cob Corn puns suck shitty corny turds

Shrunken Presence

Wheres my corny Flash Fried joke?

Habeas J

Shit Shit

Marlin Benson

FRASH FRIED

Moist Calzone

Idk what happen in this latest update but The videos won’t transfer to YouTube now

BlackGuyTv

FLASH FRIED TIME!!

Thomas H.

Ohhh yes!

Jenna Twerk - NSFW

Quarantine & Poooooop 💩💩

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