EARLY ACCESS: SPACE JAM SUCKS
Added 2020-04-23 22:31:25 +0000 UTCThis early access won't last long, but I figured you patron's should get first dibs! Enjoy! Please leave feedback if you watch the whole thing.
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I love the amount of venom and hatred in this review
More powerful tj
2020-05-25 17:31:58 +0000 UTCWorry not, you remain a retard
Hurlumhura
2020-04-25 20:52:26 +0000 UTCI like the "I've given up on everything" TJ ^_^
foxyproxy
2020-04-25 07:46:39 +0000 UTCI am fully aware as an adult that this sucked. I agree with you. But damn, at the time when I was but a dumb ass kid I did like it. It got me out shooting hoops in my yard and pretending my life didn't suck so bad :D Do I like it now? Nah...But then..ya. But I was a retarded kid that could play non stop with an Elefun the elephant and Limber Louie puppet alone so..
Heather Squidz
2020-04-25 01:53:29 +0000 UTCokay. let's see why supposedly one of my favorite childhood movies sucks.
Ξ Dante Ξ
2020-04-24 15:34:38 +0000 UTCI thought this was a hilarious video and it kinda felt like a stand-up comedy bit with visuals.
Ty McCracken
2020-04-24 14:27:09 +0000 UTC2011 TJ coming in strong with this clip!
Lewibaton
2020-04-24 11:53:03 +0000 UTCshit is dope
lost and found
2020-04-24 07:11:52 +0000 UTCThank god for netflinks
Durt Cobain
2020-04-24 06:55:17 +0000 UTCHow did you commission 2011 TJ to make this?
Satyr
2020-04-24 05:41:38 +0000 UTCSpace jam is god modufcka
wootdascoot6
2020-04-24 03:40:27 +0000 UTCBreaking News: washed up YouTube personality reviews children's film from 20 fucking years ago.
nihilgeist
2020-04-24 03:21:14 +0000 UTCThat's what i'm sayin
I got scammed by three neckbeards
2020-04-24 01:48:49 +0000 UTCI've heard you say recently that you're a fan of nostalgia critic, and I guess this is you trying to do something inspired by him? You even ripped him off by putting the porky pig quote at the very end. Really low effort and low energy overall to be honest, you would have to work on the comedic timing in editing and make the memes and clips choices smarter to make it work. The jokes are also very common and rehashed. Not trying to shit on you, just giving some feedback like you asked.
iamaphoney
2020-04-24 01:43:10 +0000 UTCI STILL HUNGER TJ GIVE ME MORE CONTENT
NobodyNoel
2020-04-24 01:26:24 +0000 UTCAgreed, I hate Space Jam, ESPECIALLY when compared to Who Framed Roger Rabbit
El Barto
2020-04-24 00:07:12 +0000 UTCPorky Pig is more clear and would make a better President lol
Friedrich
2020-04-23 23:54:19 +0000 UTCYou're crazy man! R. Kelly's music is great.
Thomas H.
2020-04-23 23:49:05 +0000 UTCPorky pig=joe biden
Notjustklownin
2020-04-23 23:21:04 +0000 UTCTj used a lacy pic lololololol
Notjustklownin
2020-04-23 23:19:18 +0000 UTCMmmm, Laci Green for a half second, talk about something I can fap to.
Xenos Nassar
2020-04-23 23:11:36 +0000 UTCMoron Mountain aka the line for tickets to this movie
Josh Jerome
2020-04-23 23:09:51 +0000 UTCTFW the best actor in your movie is Wayne Knight
Josh Jerome
2020-04-23 23:03:51 +0000 UTCYou want some advice, well I gots me some advice. Overall, I’d give it a 7/10, but here are a few pointers. First off, the intro feels very subdue. While it can work, I don’t feel like it does in the context of this video. I would redo it but instead of just talking about the commercialism, have a basic beat play while you dance to commercial products. If that’s too embarrassing, just make a joke at the expense of commercialism rather than just explaining it. The next (and most potent) is get rid of the explanation joke about the Garbage Pail Kids and continue to be disturbed over Porky. Don’t mention The Garbage Pail Kids at all, and instead create a joke about how disturbing it is that you are now thinking about Porkys Penis (see that’s already funnier). If you wanna add to it, have a Porky Stutter about how disturbing it is. Finally, I would redo the segments of this review and start off by complaining about Jordan and then the Looney Tunes & then end it by talking about the films plot itself. Otherwise, decent video. I would prefer a full on DFF Grade Roast on this movie, but this short early NC esque video (which this video is better than his Space Jam Video) works well enough.
Hypnotic Visionaire
2020-04-23 23:03:30 +0000 UTCIt turns out this was another film that Ebert loved. Add that to the list of awful takes.
Michael QP
2020-04-23 22:58:40 +0000 UTCOne of the Looney Toons animators (Chuck Jones)hated this movie, especially the porky pig bit, too. It's number2 on this list: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/lookit/2017/11/15/16654788/space-jam-trivia-fun-facts-anniversary BTW, the video was great 👍
Michael QP
2020-04-23 22:57:26 +0000 UTCThe soundtrack was good...who hasn’t gotten laid to some r kelly
Rants n rambles
2020-04-23 22:56:24 +0000 UTCEven as a kid, this movie did not sit well with me. It's good to know my corporate bs radar was on point even when I was 10 or so.
Michael QP
2020-04-23 22:54:56 +0000 UTCI loved it, got a bit slower towards the end, especially the whole explaining the joke that you couldn't find footage for part. It was enough time spent on the pantless pig pissing itself anyways. But hey, good video, I laughed out loud at the part where Lola isn't esential to the plot AND THERE ISN'T ONE.
fgg22
2020-04-23 22:49:04 +0000 UTCThis may trigger a soccer level unsub.
Wanderlust Gamer
2020-04-23 22:46:37 +0000 UTCI know Space Jam is objectively not good but goddammit is it 90s corporate gold and I still got nostalgia for it.
Michael Sims
2020-04-23 22:38:06 +0000 UTCWhen’s the next getting off trek?
Deneb
2020-04-23 22:33:25 +0000 UTCI love you guys. I'm broke but this Patreon is still worth it
Victor Njoroge
2020-04-23 22:33:10 +0000 UTCThe video we've been waiting for
Yodasbigdick
2020-04-23 22:31:45 +0000 UTC
