Fat Traitors and Tourists = DFF
Added 2020-06-06 00:36:15 +0000 UTCI saw a fat woman down at the pub, whose t-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a Maneater!"
I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your t-shirt slogan..."
She stopped me angrily and said "Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well, I can't help my size you know."
I said" Actually, no. That's not what I was going to say."
She looked happier and said "Oh, okay! What did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee."
Audio attached.
Comments
There's literally over 70 hrs of DP covering the manatee, just YouTube it, someone clipped them altogether
Notjustklownin
2021-01-22 07:43:27 +0000 UTC‘I’m a little conflicted, ummmm. (Pregnant as fuck pause) uhhhh’ yeah. Definitely not looking it up lmao. Serves Paul and scoopy right for saying text the answer.
Canadian Attack Moose
2020-10-19 12:18:38 +0000 UTCIf you guys do another guessing game you have to write down your guesses and reveal them to the camera at the same time.
DownrightSuperb
2020-07-14 07:50:35 +0000 UTCJonah Hill definitely lost more than 80 lbs from his max. He was a rucking blimp in Get Him to the Greek.
Tito Manfredo
2020-07-07 12:29:18 +0000 UTCA better challenge would be for the winner to choose something for the loser to eat. Spam anybody?
jmiller
2020-06-17 21:56:06 +0000 UTCim Dominican, another way of saying suck my dick in spanish is mámame el guebo.
Jean Velazquez
2020-06-10 20:30:12 +0000 UTCMy ideal pizza would be a big pan pizza with cheesy and seasoned stuffed crust, topped with extra mozzarella, onion, mushroom, spinach, and feta cheese crumbles. Then like a small bowl on the side of quality alfredo sauce and/or shredded parmesan brick. I love cheese. Cheesus Crust is the true lord and savior.
Breonna Rice
2020-06-10 01:37:26 +0000 UTCmarijuana can affect the brain hahahahahah
Amerikan Wolf
2020-06-08 20:55:01 +0000 UTCNo
Yodasbigdick
2020-06-08 20:47:19 +0000 UTCNo
Nick Carroll
2020-06-08 18:31:08 +0000 UTCONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY SEA
Edvard Lundgren
2020-06-08 09:18:04 +0000 UTCHe is too irrelevant.
Edvard Lundgren
2020-06-08 09:17:22 +0000 UTCIt 'helps' that he was super stoned during this episode.
Edvard Lundgren
2020-06-08 09:17:07 +0000 UTCI heard in the comments of the last flash fried, that there was something with a possible Brett Keane episode? If you're wondering whether or not we want that, I'm convinced it would be the best episode you guys have had in a looooong time. And to me, that says a lot (:
Capyboi7
2020-06-08 04:26:16 +0000 UTCAlso stop the copy pasta on every post.
10baseballdmo
2020-06-08 04:09:49 +0000 UTCfor 5 bucks you get over 6 hours of content every week plus more some weeks. Honestly i don't know of a better deal on patreon .
Mark Sweeney
2020-06-07 19:32:49 +0000 UTCAll hail the church of Poop Poop.
Edvard Lundgren
2020-06-07 16:55:19 +0000 UTCWas that a jab at Dorn in the description? At rule 63 Brett Keane?
Satanic Cabal
2020-06-07 14:29:42 +0000 UTCWhere is the Cynics for Cinema?...Why so many TJ streams?...far and few between with the content I was willing to pay 5$ for but sorry guys cant do it anymore.
Kye Coolley
2020-06-07 13:56:14 +0000 UTCPaul's love of fat guys becomes ever more apparent. If only he could love himself just the same
🎀Pospo
2020-06-07 09:39:40 +0000 UTCTJ is absolutely right about The Office being terrible and Paul sucks for liking it.
CORNMAN
2020-06-07 05:08:36 +0000 UTCDamn, Drew Carey's name was dropped in the episode but he wasn't featured as a traitor.
Brandon Dester
2020-06-07 00:09:21 +0000 UTCPaul is so retarded at math its borderline hilarious/infuriating.
Ben Ladd
2020-06-06 22:22:30 +0000 UTCThe idea that this whole channel is centered around TJ and Paul's fat insecurity is fucking hilarious. They've forced their audience to accept them for that but never accepted themselves for it.
Sam Charles
2020-06-06 19:44:11 +0000 UTCIt'd be cool if you guys made an episode about trans people, like trans celebrities you know? It'd give you guys a chance to give your thoughts and sympathies with trans people like you do with fat people. Like how you guys understand what its like to be fat in a society, maybe imagine what it's like if you were trans in society and go from there :) I'm pretty sure Paul has some deep things to say about it since he's had quite a bit to say during transgender related flash fried articles, I'd love to hear more honestly.
The Chaotic Innovator
2020-06-06 15:48:50 +0000 UTCI know this comment is going to piss you guys off, but can we stop doing these episodes about fat people every 2 weeks to a month(Probably an exaggeration)? Maybe if they were more spaced out then maybe, but these happen much too often.
The Chaotic Innovator
2020-06-06 15:40:12 +0000 UTCIs that joke in the description about Brett Keane?
I raped Jesus in his tomb
2020-06-06 07:33:21 +0000 UTCNo it isn’t lmao
Travis Yates
2020-06-06 07:25:20 +0000 UTCSuck my years?
Travis Yates
2020-06-06 07:24:48 +0000 UTCIt’s Chupa mi pito.... verga is slang for ass
Travis Yates
2020-06-06 07:24:29 +0000 UTCChupa mi anos. Look it up, gringos.
Fred Funkledunk
2020-06-06 07:18:23 +0000 UTCAlso, Big Show went from ~530 lbs (2006-ish) to ~380 lbs now
jessie neurotica
2020-06-06 05:51:21 +0000 UTCI used to be 246 lbs and now I'm 179 lbs, am I a fat traitor? (I'm 19 and 6'0")
jessie neurotica
2020-06-06 05:03:01 +0000 UTCits actually chupa mi polla
Clint
2020-06-06 04:02:50 +0000 UTCThat joke🤣
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
2020-06-06 03:15:56 +0000 UTCMi mamá, a Spanish teacher, would kill you for using google translate (Try SpanishDict or Word Reference next time). Google Translate doesn’t translate phrases correctly. Paul was right. It is lamer mi culo. 😂
Norma
2020-06-06 02:22:11 +0000 UTCdidn't you already do this episode lol
Patrick Lynch
2020-06-06 01:39:45 +0000 UTCWatch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh here she comes.
Alex Kirley
2020-06-06 01:00:23 +0000 UTCDeath to the traitors of the way of the FAT!
Raytan
2020-06-06 00:45:48 +0000 UTCCount me in this, i lost 130.pounds in 7-8 months by just not eating as much food
NobodyNoel
2020-06-06 00:39:13 +0000 UTCThe remaining traitors will be hunted down and defeated. For this insubordination will not stand!!!!
Darius Rose
2020-06-06 00:38:48 +0000 UTCPoooooop 💩
Poop Poop
2020-06-06 00:37:36 +0000 UTC
