A quick BJ for Los Patreones (everyone read!)

Thank you Paul hope things will get easier on you :)

Andi

I love all of you! You’re family to me. Have been since the DP days. We’re all here for you Paul. That’s what family does.

The Hockey Guy

Lots of love for the team!

Keegan Znosko

Fair enough, I mean, if it feels like the right thing for you to be doing then it really can't hurt to try. I would just take care not to drive yourself into misery over it in the process.

Josh Jerome

I'm not fully convinced doing things will change the ultimate outcome, yet it seems wrong to not try? I mean I know I'm not solely to blame for the state of the world but I still would feel more accountable if I was lazily watching society's bad behavior. It feels like I'm complicit. I see what you mean though. It can feel like trying to take action is equal to spraying water on a house that was on fire like a month ago. Maybe I was born the wrong time for my sentiment to have effect.

Breonna Rice

I dunno, it feels hopeful to me that you're even asking what you personally could do. I think we're probably beyond the point of no return barring a whole and concerted effort by literally the entire species, which we all know won't ever happen anywhere close to in time. I'd like to be wrong but in full disclosure I also wouldn't mind too much if I'm not, because I do tend to think that if anything can be truly deserved in the first place, then humanity kind of has extinction coming.

Josh Jerome

If that's hopeful talk, I'm a bit worried about what your hopeless talk is. I feel desperately disenfranchised and powerless to change the course of this whole planet launching itself directly into nope-ville's deepest cirlce of hell. Sometimes... I wish it'd come sooner so I can stop wringing my hands about it. Just fuck it all. Lets pour gasoline on the flames of this garbage fire. Now seems like a grand time. Then again, I'm morbidly curious to see just how crazy it gets? I kind of want to grab some popcorn and watch the show. Ugh having emotions sucks. Not knowing how to feel, what to do, etc.

Breonna Rice

I don't think you're looking at it wrong I just think you're suffering from an over-abundance of hope that is fundamentally at odds with how fucked we all are.

Josh Jerome

This is sort of random, but I often feel at a loss as to how I can access information. Often hot or controversial information. I can't decide if my answers are just getting drowned out by Google's algorithm and the payed-for top search results or if some questions just straight up are intentionally suppressed..? Perhaps drowned out by what other people are asking a thousand times more than my question? Is that a thing where search engine companies bury undesirable information? Am I just using search engines wrongs? Another thing is I don't know how to physically do things to enact change. How does one become a part of a social movement? How does one organize a movement and gain traction with it? Do the more peaceful methods of political action result in the change we need right now? I mean we're staring down the barrel of ecological devastation, among other awful things happening recently anyway. I feel that we should as a people discuss the ugly options if or when the peaceful options fail. Don't peaceful protests and coercive action only work if the recipient has some sort of empathy? Personally, I doubt our leadership gives the most micro of fucks about us. At least not as humans. Maybe as a commodity..? Like they might care if a million or a few million people literally starved themselves to death in a hunger strike and they'd be like "Oh nooo the economyyy! Who will make and then buy my baubles now?" Am I looking at this stuff wrong?

Breonna Rice

Aww, this post and the comments are so full of “Paul-sitivity” and “Paul-idarity”. 🙃

HalleyHeroine

Love you guys! Thanks for coming out with so much delicious content that I can barely keep up!! Gonna have to bing watch some episodes I’ve missed when I get the time but I can’t wait ❤️

Karen

That's the sweetest god damn thing I've ever read homie. You're the funniest thiccboi ever since I've watched earlier DP episodes to now with DFF. From un patron stuck next door in Missishitti, never stop being yourself.

Literally Satan

Thank you Paul! I've reached some really low lows this year too - I just came out as trans and it's been even harder than when I came out as gay. Honestly, having the DFF guys through all this has helped me not feel so alone. You always make me laugh or give me interesting things to think about. Thanks for sticking it out even when it's hard and through this whole thing creating content and carrying on despite the mental pain. You're awesome Paul. You never fail to make me laugh multiple times per episode!

Luke

Paul you're my favorite on the show as we seem to share alot of the same views and i especially get a kick when you talk about something youre passionate avout as you tend to work yourself up into a rant like i do.

Zared Sabretooth

Scammer.

Jonathan Jones

https://youtu.be/V_gd4nx-dk0

Brandon Smith

Would you guys please watch this video???

Brandon Smith

I admire you and the rest of DFF and I want you to know your work has been the light in my day. In these troubled times, through common misery we can bring each other joy. I wish you the best and will always look forward to your content.

tyler joseph gulleman

Well, it is what it is, thanks man. Keep up the good work brother!

Boffjamin

Thanks for the blowjorb paul, hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

kirk koebel

I never expected to get my balls polished. Thanks Paul. We fucking love you guys. Solidarity.

Restitutor Orbis

*points at the strap*

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I don't know if I should be happy or sad. I'll guess I can finally use the laughing crying emoji 😂

Samael Abaddon

I demand a Paul Vs Arnie rematch. You're not fat guy cartwheeling your way out of this one.

Adolf of Londor

Porkl, you're the man. Thank you for all the amazing entertainment you provide us with. Worth every penny.

Brandon Dester

I'm truly trying, you know what I mean?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

From the farthest and most mysterious parts of the Middle East, I send my biggest thanks to the entire DFF crew for their hard work over the years. Love you all (maybe not Scotty, but what the Hell, i ain't keeping him out of a group hug)

Darth-Myself

Hang in there Paul! Thanks for the great content! :)

Alex Tomlin

Keep rolling paul! We love you!

tim heinzmann

Paul you ain't never failed us brother...it's that scotty character. Lol nah DFF is the best, thanks guy's.

David Kepple

Wow not one "you know what I mean." I'm proud of you paul.

Dinoaur

i like dff cause its funny and interesting, i literally went back and watched all the dffs topic videos while working on my passion projects that work would have made near impossible to complete (edit, sort, and put text to 500 photos among other projects) and watching you guys honestly makes it alot easier to get through task and some days, the day itself

David Paturel

Thank you Mr. Ball

Nik Nakarado

Paul, thank you so much for all the laughs and low brow yet intelligent rants. “Deep Fat Fried” keeps me going through many tough times as well, and I know that you three delightful bastards being so much joy to thousands of people while asking so little in return. Stay strong brother, we are with you.

Russian Jackal

your rants are the best Paul, pure rage

Jason the Historian

Love ya Paul. I really loved your debate with Vaush. You have influenced my views on the world (along with your suggestion, Derrick Jensen) and TJ and Scotty as well. My favorite part about the vaush discussion was how it clearly exposed some of your ideas that weren't as fleshed out, in a way your friends TJ and Scotty maybe couldn't have pointed out to you in the way it needed to be. I really love the new idea you've been pusing, the Solidarity idea. I've been thinking about that idea myself, considering the house I grew up in and still live in was built off my union grandparents and I still reap the benefits of my grandfathers work. You're really on to something with that idea, and I love it. I'll do my best to bounce ideas off you when you stream and I will be shoving this down everyone's throat that I can. We need change, and you three at the pessimist productions are doing a fantastic job. Love you guys. Thanks for the 2 years of content, you've got me through a lot of shit when I have nothing to listen to and nobody to talk to. Blowjob over. <3

Beezhto Lazawoski

For that, I will eat 3 1/2 pies for you.

Stefan Leov

keep strong ball the paul.

DanaHaus

I believe the quarantine has played a role in the spike of your Patreon subscribers. I am being honest I subscribed due to these lockdowns, I needed an escape. You guys have provided so much content that its making this quarantine bearable. I will keep supporting you guys after everything normalizes. Thank you

Egzon

I listen everyday, your guys’ content has helped entertain me for years now. Hope to see you guys live in the future!

Fred Funkledunk

Holy shit Paul...I just thought I was subscribing to something I loved to watch but you actually made me feel happy...even if it's just for the moment or it lasts...you made me feel really happy that I support you guys Here's something for you though; I've been a supporter of Pessimist Productions ever since it got formed(well not like the first person but like first few episodes) so I'll always support you - great to know you appreciate your fans Also congrats on the win(s) versus Arnold lol

Nicholas Hamilton

I listen to you guys almost every day. All three of you have helped me deal with my own shit, including losing my religious faith, struggling with existential questions, feeling connected to a group while everything else crumbles. This show means a lot to me and I’m glad to be a patron. Thanks for what you do, for the interesting shit you’ve taught me on the shows, for the laughs, and for being real people during a time of bullshit posing. Stupid Plebs 4 life!

Ryan Sansossio

Such a passionate BJ from the salt lord himself i feel truly honored to have been a Fan and a patron of your work and the work of DFF buffet! Keep on spreading the pessimism. May senior tomat's everlasting Light shine thru you

Andrew De Lucia

Paul I love you man, you're awesome all the time, I suffer from anxiety and depression and watching you honestly helps with it :).

Danny Jones

Love you, Paul!!!

Carl

Paul you are sexy as hell

Justin Davis

Sweet Paul?

Jonathan Jones

‘’ knowing that we can be loved exactly as we are gives us all the best opportunity for growing into the healthiest of people “ Mr. Rogers

Bo Prince

Consider the BJ reciprocated. Solidarity ✊

Frank Bannister

You keep being you Paul. You rock

BoboTheTroll

Paul's ego the great

James Postlethwaite

You da man Paul

Alexander Sommer

You guys are awesome im glad to have supported you guys for the last 10 years. Ive been a fan of TJ and Paul since the beginning and watched and subbed to DP when they started that endeavor. I have had a blast with you guys, and thank you for every episode. I love DFF as well so many great episodes. I can't thank you enough. I used to be kinda right wingish but lately with all the bs and injustice I've flipped and started listening to vaush. Im totally on board with Paul and TJ recently. Fuck the system fuck 12 end capitalism.

Mark Sweeney

Love ya Paul

The Taint Tickler

After my mom passed away last year, I spent a lot of time watching and rewatching y'all's content. Being able to laugh helped me out a bunch and I appreciate all the work each of you put into everything you put out. No matter how it turns out, I want to be a part of the journey that is DFF. In the immortal words of Bill and Ted, Stay Excellent Paul, Scotty, and TJ!

Monte Grady

Subbed to you guys because I enjoy your takes even if I disagree with them. Sometimes theyre frustrating but overall you guys are consistent on content, we appreciate you too Paul, and tj, and Scotty, and you people in the background (Taylor, Chelsea, ect)

damien glenn

This is why Paul won best pessimist last year

10baseballdmo

Paul is pretending to be fat and is actually toned and shredded. Faker

I raped Jesus in his tomb

You son of a bitch, you got me feeling.

Logan day

Much love homey.

Tectonica

Paul, you’re honestly the best ball a little gay boy like me can ask for. Love youuuu

Lucas pengellus

Solidarity my man Pessimist productions is what got me through undergrad low key

Ryguyishigh830

We love you bunch of scammers!

Karim

We always love you Paul

Dylan Paradis

I don’t really know you, but I still love you and this community. Solidarity brother.

Gary LaForge

This Post makes me an Inspired Poop Poop 💩

Poop Poop

I've been a fan of tj's and yours (and scotty) for almost ten years now. You guys offer an alternative to the pap provided by most tv and movies. Keep making content!

Craig Ryan

aw. PAUL I LOVE YOU!! I hope your mental health improves. I have struggled with that my whole life. Glad to be your patron love your content!!!

Emily Elizabeth

You rock, Paul! I know you care a lot about the quality of the content you put out.

David Brokaw

We're all in this together! Till the nukes come, you've got my monthly Hamilton

William Rupert

Paul you blubbagumptious hero, you're a light in the dark for us all. We love you and thank you for your dedication to getting a chuckle out of us miserable neckbeards

rob

Solidarity. Much love

ChillBroBaggins

We love you Paul!!!

Amina

I have a video of you calling me “a faggot at Disney Land walking around in a crab costume wishing that he had done something with his life.” So thank YOU good sir for the kind words. <3

UglyNacho

paul paul round as a ball, thanks the Patreones when societies fall.

Ultra_Jerky

Thank you for still being here with us! Even though it's hard. There's so much more to eat here 😁

Chelsea

You are quite a skilled fellator.

Douglas Effdeman

Thanks for the thank you Paul, and you shouldn’t feel bad about struggling to perform or be funny when you’re dealing with depression. I’m guessing a pretty huge part of this audience also has similar issues so we can definitely relate. Throughout it all you and the boys have been great, and the show has really started to shine even with the limitations of having to record remotely. You guys deserve the support and more, you’re doing some really excellent work. Just remember that while we may bitch and moan quite often, we as the audience love the three of you guys and would live in a lot less funny of a world without y’all. Keep your head up and thanks for all the countless hours of entertainment over the years

Richard Greenwood

Sorry to hear you've been going through a rough time Paul. Glad our support brings a little positivity to your life. Love you, the other pessimists, and the content ya'll bring to us! Hope things get better in the not too distant future for everyone.

Jacob Matthew Crawford

Chin high, Paul. We believe in you!

Austin Hewitt

Chili........no 🧀

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Solidarity, to you Paul and The Pessimist Team. Along with all my fellow, Brothers and Sisters of the Salt.

JRUGG

<3

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

<3

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

You three are the little bit of sanity I have in my life right now. Like a familiar old friend or comfort food, whatever metaphor like that. Y'all do so much good, and I feel the benefit between audience and entertainers here is cyclical. You show enough of your face on a screen for many to watch and people care about you, even if they've never met you. i know you're already doing this, but take care of yourself. I mean mentally especially. I know this is your job, but I hope you don't ever push yourself to work if it gets too bad. Your mental health always supersedes this show or our desire to see your, TJ or Scotty's crazy ass selves. You know that, I want you to know someone else does. Please, if you ever need to step away for a bit and regather what little sanity we can grasp nowadays, do it. We will understand. And TJ/Scotty can just make up bizzare stories and talk mad shit while you're away........XD. The benefit of you three is you can pair off and EASILY carry a show. I mean two brothers plus someone who's practically family? Chemistry's there in pairs or as a trio. Although there hasn't been alot of Paul/Scotty duo videos. I can see why, but dude, try something out with that! Anyway, stay sane; stay healthy.

Matt Hunkee

Hey thanks Paul. I appreciate that.

Jeremy St.onge

Thank YOU, Paul!

AlterEgoIII

Dorn

Doctorseaweed

You guys have been killing it lately.. Despite your animosity toward all the VS eps lately, I feel like they've been some of the funnest/funniest episodes to date.. I do see your point about wanting to do different things though. Also, congrats on taking the strap! lol

Chris D.

Your righteous anger is the best Paul. If you haven't already, you should really look into microdosing LSD or psilocybin. I read endless posts online about how it has really helped people.

Aition

I've having to stop my patronage this month till I can get income again. I look forward to coming back from the filthy pleabian ranks at that time. Thanks for the years of entertainment.

Not A Computer

Sorry to hear about your struggles paul dont let the shit bring you down too low.

RJH

I love you Paul people like you 3 give me hope in humanity.

MetalClone

All tomats grow upon the same vine. Solidarity.

Lord of Duck

Solidarity

Jeffrey Searcy

Solidarity

YourEvilBoyfriend

With solidarity we kick depresions ass, fucking love you guys, been watching since 2010. Stay strong and rock on!!

The Janitor

Love you buddy

Gasper Markovic

Been watching you guys a while and i gotta say this is my alltime favorite form of entertainment. Thanks for the laughs gentlemen.

Malachai

Not gonna lie I started watching DP for TJ but Paul is what really kept me tuning in. When you formed into DFF I followed and haven't looked back. One of the best parts about Paul is his openness regarding his mental health. Paul has had the biggest influence on my own mental health, helping me to feel less alone. Also his indignation is often very righteous in my eyes and could be coming from my own mouth if it wasn't so elegant. This is the only patreon I'll probably ever support. Chef's table is money well spent.

MacabreMole

It's also to enable the best hugs. Here's hoping it's safe enough for him to give out at the next meetup

Amelia

SOLIDARITY

Kyle Johnson

I appreciate your contribution to the show, Paul. Love ya.

Niv Geffen B.

Hey yo, Paul. I'm happy to continue to support you guys' creativity and as a person with mental health issues I appreciate your effort to keep us entertained. We will get through this together.

Edvard Lundgren

Solidarity

Jason Moore

Cheers man. Let's hope that the future will bring levity from these trying times.

Graublut

The sweet side of salty(heart emoji)

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

I thought I posted this but I guess it didn't get sent. My dad passed at beginning at of the last month and it hasn't felt like a month has gone by it feels like months have gone by and my mom hasn't been making it any easier for me at times. Playing games and listening to you guys have been a great distraction so far. This might be the only month I can be here for a buffet but it's been a great one so far. Love ya guys

Dylan Scruggs

Oh mighty Paul-hulud Keeper of balance Bless the Maker and His salt Bless the coming and going of Him May His passage cleanse the world...

HiRoAZ

Someone switched the salt in my shaker for sugar! You guys are the best helping everyone get through this crazy time!

Shannon

thanks paul. youre the man

robozo

Aw, Paul is a sweetheart. <3

BinaGreenspan

love ya poal

Drone

Solidarity

ThornedKelp

Love you Paul buddy

William Wheeles

I realize this was not the point of the post. But if any or the whole cast need to take a break, I would not mind the least. I don't want your content to be at the expense of your health. That being said I love the show and I am happy to see you soldiering on to make it happen. Stay strong, Paul. Love from the fans.❤️

U wot m8

I recently upgraded from the buffet to the chef's table (so you probably got an extra 5 dollars from me this month, but that's fine by me), cus I can't get enough of you guys. The Grease Trap is an instant favorite too. And hey, when people spend more time at home, they have more time to kill, so why not a good podcast? No wonder your channel is growing really, and as far as I'm concerned, you guys deserve every bit of support you manage to garner. I love you guys and will continue to support you so long as you keep serving me all this delicious contento.

Dragoon

I went from hating you when you joined DP to greatly appreciating your opinions and perspectives. Last year, I had the most difficult period in my life, and I truly didn't care about life anymore. Now, mind you, I'm too narcissistic and self-serving to kill myself, but the thought passed my mind once or twice. The one thing that didn't change is watching the channel. I'm already cringing at what I'm writing because I have to say, I hate these types of "you guys kept me going through it" messages, but fuck it, I'll say it. From DFF to Abandon Hope to your Cynics vs. Cinema and Highdeology, the content helped at least give me something to listen to and give me a mental escape. I can't say I sympathize with how your mental low, because I don't know what you're feeling exactly, but I do empathize and hope you find the peace you guys helped foster in me. I'm a patron now, and will remain one indefinitely, in no small part because of you.

Dont let yourself get overwhelmed, we’re not going anywhere if you need to take a break. We appreciate everything you do but there are things more important than the show

Marc

Paul is my favourite.

Stephanie

Just a thousand times over? What about the other 4600? dickhead

ProEbola

Much love Paul. Been a fan of the shows since the early DP years. I'm happy to be able to support you guys.

Dream Mix

I give my money to TJ and Scotty, that this fat leech gets a share of it is a travesty.

Maya Balsich

Been listening to you guys for years and even though we may never meet, You, T.J. and Scotty are a permanent part of my life. You guys are family. I love you motha fuckaz.

Tristan F Wilson

much love from the other side of the pond here in London ❤️

Beau Birkett

I hope you guys manage to put together all the sets and infrastructure to make your show as big as you guys envisioned. Flash Fried's take on the news is a high point of my week -- jubilant or enraged as they may be. Thanks for the update, Paul.

Siq Nox

We'll get through this together, Paul. Solidarity!

Hereticked

Glad you're starting to feel better my friend.

Cyber Nuance

I may have talked shit about the whole Vaush thing, but I still love you Paul. Hope you are doing well, and continue to fight that battle everyday my dude.

Clyde Frog

Satan bless you, Paul

Just_A_Guy

Oh yeah that’s some wholesome shit right there ❤️

Owen Grossman

Love you, Paul

Dustin

Glad to support this fantastic show. Keep hangin in there! Somehow we will all make it out of this okay, and as a performer, I hope a fantastic content creator like you will do it through these tough times. Cheers!

Roger

Aw Paul we love you too

Sophia Finizia

I appreciate your support, but it isn't my job to swoop in and take sides in your arguments.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Awwwh, bitch 😢 we love you too man. keep fightin the good fight, brotha ✊ we're here for you

Xavier Georges

Glad to support you guys, your honestly better then over half the people I see anymore on YT. You brought me hours of laughter and got me thru my shitty job.

dasankennedy

Violence leads to death.... GOTCHA sure buddy

Kingzilla

✊PAULIDARITY!!

Gigantopithecus

I’ll support you dudes til the end. Thanks for the never ending content, even with the crazy shit going on in the world. I hope things get better for you Paul 💕

Arielle

I love you ya big galoot.

Jacob Meldrum

Did you just say that you weren’t funny? Paul, you better realize that you are an amazing entertainer before i beat the shit out of you

More powerful tj

His size is only so that he may house his large heart

Hyperblob

Los Patrones** !!! Come on now 😂 one of my favorite tequilas 😁

AS1987

Paul is a god

Palanama

The problem wasn't you mentioning them, It was the fact you were trying to use as a gotcha moment.

Rat squatch

Well In that case I guess you denounce the harassment I got for mentioning the deaths of 9 black men during the riots. Seeing as you feel for those effected by the destruction and appreciate my 2 years of support on this patreon.

Kingzilla

I hope your mental status improves, pimp. It's going to be a weird rest of the year but we'll get through it. I'm always thankful to have a seat at the DFF buffet, knowingly it's always bountiful with the things I crave.

Dungeons and Deadlifts

Love you Paul, you are awesome

george

This show is the best to watch when you feel like crap. Because it keeps you in a somewhat positive mood but not too much that you have a low point after

wootdascoot6

Years of careful practice!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Wow Paul. I never knew u were strugglin inside. Ya know, aside fron the normal pandemic stuff an quarantine an all that. I hope ya get better man!!!! An also, I've noticed ya doing more hideology lately. Good to see ya streaming more. I don't think your content has suffered at all actually. One of the other reasons I was surprised ya were strugglin. Anyway. Thanks to all you guys man. Y'all always make great stuff. I'll keep subscribing till my job closes.

Skrizz ThaDizz

<3

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

That was great BJ by the way, you've got great technique

Sierra Reppert

<3

Sierra Reppert

Glad to hear you are doing better Paul, was great talking to you in the discord. Solidarity dude 👊

King Komodox

Life has been a rollercoaster from hell for most of us this year. We are all fighting our own battles and I have been fortunate as well through this, I still have a job, my bills are paid, and no one I know has gotten sick. Although my mom and mother in law both have cancer so added anxiety yay! The biggest problem for me is it's almost impossible to talk to a professional about my mental health. It's a struggle to not let depression take over, and feel the anxiety like I do just being out in out in the world. I feel for you Paul and I know that you already know this and seems so generic to say but we are all in on the struggle together. We will get to the other side of 2020. It's hard to imagine the world ever returning to what it was before, all you can do is roll with the punches. Anyway enough rambling, you guys get me through my days, I look forward to each episode of content y'all put out. My life is better with pessimist productions in it! I've never met you guys but y'all are a welcome voice that I hope to have with me for years to come. You're human, not everything has to be 100% all the time, I listen because whether it's great or not it's honest, and entertaining. You're a rock star Paul, keep it going brother! Oh yeah, and TJ and Scotty are fuckin awesome too!

Justin W Anderson

Two years as a patron and many more to come. Keep up the amazing work! ❤️

Amber Vitale

Truly lovely BJ paul thank you

Dank Dude 201

Paul, you are a treasure, a beautiful man inside and out. I signed on as a patron planning to quit after exhausting all the past content and it turned out to be totally worth my seat at the table. You three have something special with this show and you deserve much more success. Happy to support you bro.

Dr. Spin

I hit a low in the past year in my own mental health as well, I get where you're coming from. COVID-19 did not make it any better and these riots just made it a bit worse. I was fortunate enough to have a job through all this, was encouraged to take the double overtime (up from time and a half) and we all got paid an extra $100 a week for hazard pay + meals paid for by corporate. But for the first two months, it was hell. I had to run the front end of a Home Depot which was riddled with angry crazies who just needed their pandemic amounts of essential paint, mulch, and flooring. When I went on personal strike for mental health, my store manager called me up to make sure I was okay, then worked with me to switch roles to something less stressful. For those very short three weeks, the only thing I really looked forward to was writing music and "when's the next DFF production coming?" because they give me the comfort I need a lot of times. It's been 2 weeks now since I came back and I switched over to building materials and am starting to scrape back whatever bits of my sanity I can off the floor. I'm really glad I could help give a little more peace of mind to someone who needs it and makes me feel like I'm not alone during this whole fiasco. My heart goes out to all those affected by this bullshit and I really hope things start looking up for you Paul; everyone deserves to enjoy their life and do it their way.

deviant stepchild

Solidarity forever, Paul. you and the crew have helped me maintain my sanity through this fuckin crazy year so, I know I appreciate the effort you and them put in.

River

Thanks for that man. Solidarity!

DaysOfOldBattles

Solidarity, Paul

Gangstagrizle

The only thing that bums me out more than knowing Paul has deep depression he’s dealing with is that he’s convinced himself he’s ever put on a bad performance and wasn’t funny even one time in the history of DFF. Paul you’re a fucking thespian and so fucking entertaining to watch and listen to. You’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the pleasure to watch content from, there’d be a legit part of me missing if Paul or the Kirk brothers weren’t online anymore. Thank you for everything Paul and all the rest of the DFF boys.

Colten Drennen

I totally feel you Paul. I was going to get married and move country this year but then Covid took those plans away. I've lost thousands of euros. Thank you and the DFF crew for entertaining me when I've been going through such shit. ❤

Karen Watters

WE LOVE PAUL!!

Blake Brannon

Solidarity Brother!

Oratoracle

Love you my dude Been a fan of yours teej's and skeety's for a long time. you especially have helped me through some shit, your salty view point always bring a smile to my face Keep serving the tastiest contont You really did shit me up when I saw this post. I thought my Paul bag was going Big love big dude :)

Baron

Love the content you guys continue to put out even with the limitations that are in place now, keep up the good work!

Taiter Van WInkle

TWU

threemonic

Thanks Paul

Andrew Rose Vickers

Thanks for the content, Paul ! Take care of yourself, mate 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘

Scotty B

Granted I usually listed off handedly, but I don't notice the difference. If you take that to mean you haven't been failing as hard as you think, or that you've always sucked, that's up to you :)

Thallion

I need that sexy ball of salt to keep On Truckin along. Love DFF

Mr. Big Stuff

Stay salty buddy! In solidarity ✊

Frank Schmidt

Lol, sorry. I thought the BJ would keep people from worrying before they read.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I live just outside Manhattan, I've seen the devastation first hand from the Riots. Fortunately my job also has not been adversely effected, I'm able to work remotely and haven't had any issues with payment. I would always listen during my commute into the city, having not commuted in several months now, I have fallen behind in my viewing. But to me it's just $5, I buy coffee more than once a month. I want to support the people who have given me entertainment for many years. For the longest time I wasn't able to support you guys financially, I've been watching TJ since he started on youtube. I was in high school, now I'm in my 30's married with kids. You guys put out great content and I want to do my part to support you.

Booze and Bullshit Show

Fucking scaring me, making me think Paul was going to leave or DFF end or be suspended.

Xinic5

Love ya Paul. Glad things are starting to look up for you on the mental health side. Stay salty, my friend.

Bigness

Appreciate it very much Paul! You and the whole DFF crew have helped me through these difficult times. Shows like Flash Fried have given me more insight into the world than most other news sources. Glad to be a patron and a part of this community. Rock on and solidarity ✌️

Sage Patrus

You’re the man, Paul; thanks for the message, the contento, and thanks for taking care of yourself when it was required. The show wouldn’t be the same without you. In solidarity, my man. ✊

David

That's cool to hear Paul. Thank you for the content

Håvard Hasfjord

Fixed! 👍

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you for being you, Paul, and sharing your mind with us so generously - always an entertaining& insightful

Lauren Hernandez

Thanks Paul, thanks to all of DFF for your content. Now is the time for SOLIDARITY.

David

I appreciate that man. Take care.

Thomas H.

Exiting things? Oh no! Haha, Paul you’re awesome man. I was introduced to the three of you because of that episode of DP where y’all brought on the manatee and tore into him, particularly you. I always looked forward to Story Time With Paul and your insights about the world. Your life and the experiences you’ve had are completely opposite to mine so to have someone talk about them so frankly and with humor has been as educating as it has been entertaining. You continue to make me laugh and the Kirk brothers would be remiss without you, no one can replace you. Thank you.

Thank you! Your guys' content is worth much more than my measly 5 bucks. I grew up with TJs videos but i've learned to apreciate you just as much over the years, paul.

Josh Moronstein

Love you guys. I would give even my last 5$ just to get the entertainment you guys give me on those especially shitty days. ❤️ from Croatia 🇭🇷

Toni Tafra

Long time tj fan here. Subbed to tj like a fucking decade ago...but I'm a patrion not just because tj. You an scotty really make this all come together. The 3 of you just work. I enjoy the fuuuuuuck outta your rants especially when it makes tj go all quite. Much love. ✌

Travis Birdsall

Thanks brother!

Jason Howard

Solidarity

Jim DiGriz

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow ye may die.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

For some reason after reading the first two paragraphs I thought you were about to announce you were taking a break. Five bucks ain't shit for the amount of content y'all produce. Thanks for feeding the brain, boys.

Grant Earle

Thank YOU for entertaining us even when your head ain't in it. I'm a proud and stuffed patron and my belly aches with joy 😁

Craplatte

Thanks Paul, hope things get better for you soon!

Chris Magoon

Love you, Paul. Thanks for all you do. I was worried for a second that you were about to give bad news!

Joel Miller

Oh my god, Paul is so dumb he wrote "exiting" instead of "exciting" buhahahablahahabuahaha. But I stand in solidarity with this message ♡ ~

Venny

Pauly pocket

Robert LyonsFavel

Much love, Paul. Happy to be a part of this community. In Solidarity ✊

Andrew Ross

The entertainment you guys have provided while I've been off work has been worth more than the 5 bucks could ever be to me. Others clearly agree, so I think that's why you guys continue to grow. I appreciate the show of gratitude, but know we all (well, mostly) are appreciative of you guys as well. Keep up the good work boys. We love ya!

John

Hey Paul no one is perfect. Dude smoke weed and live life because at the end of the day you are going to die......so fuck it. LOVE YOU PAUL

Jimmy Jackson

I genuinely enjoy everything you guys do. Even the shit people complain about or say is boring or stupid the whole show. There's at least 1 person out there that will always be a fan. You guys have the magic chemistry and Paul, you were the game changer. This is the only patreon I donate to and it's well worth it!

Psychedelic Fox

You're the best Deep Fat Frier. Love you paul!

Hayden Johnson

That was beautiful, Paulie! We love you, brother!

Apoplectic Spock

Paul, you're one of the most genuine creators I've had the pleasure of following. You aren't afraid to be real and it comes across in your content. Even when I may disagree with you on individual points and ideologies I'll still keep tuning in because ik everything you do is rooted in bringing your genuine ideas into the world. Unfortunately I don't have the time or money to follow and support everyone out there that I'd like to but I'm happy to be a patron of you folks. You guys rock. Solidarity.

Michael QP

We appreciate you Paul

SimpleSlides

❤❤

Paddy Mac

SOLIDARITY

Brando Huey

DFF is one of the things helping me get through these tough times.Love you Paul!❤️

Lauren

Thanks for the entertainment you lousy sob.

Moony Reel

I get more enjoyment out of being at the Chef's Table than most of my streaming services. I'm not dropping Pessimist Productions any time soon.

ultrasound700

Yallve helped me through many tough times, its the least i could do!!!!

mango raccoon

❤️

Valfrid

Thank you as well, you guys have given me so many hours of entertainment. I've been following you all since the start of DP, and was a TAA fan a bit before that as well. This year has been rough for me as well, so trust me when I say I understand how hard it can be. I went through probably the worst depression of my life. For 2 months I dealt with suicidal thoughts every day, and tried to kill myself. I've gotten a lot better the last 3 months, and while I won't lie and say it's all because of your videos, I still appreciate what you guys do. It has helped me pass the time, and most of my news comes from Flash Fried every week. I'm sorry you've been having a bad year, and I appreciate your hard work to entertain and inform us. We love you guys. <3

Brokenxwing

To be honest, this whole thing has been really bad for my mental state as well. My hours have been cut to pieces, all of my coworkers received unemployment in addition to still working and I did not, and my car decided hey, fuck you, transmission die. But without everything under the Pessimist Productions banner, I'd not have an escape.

Terry Wildes

Ok. Who told you, you aren't funny? You're my favorite pessimist. And I started watching tj from back in the day.

Austin Snyder

Love you Paul!!

james c overby

I hope you're doing as well as you can, Paul.

Travis Hendrick

I'm glad I could help. You make amazing content. I have to pay for it somehow.

Abby Danger

Hope your mental health gets a little better and it sucks that you guys couldn't upgrade your studio as you wanted to due to all of this chaos. You always make people laugh, love from Australia.

Pockets

#Paulidarity

Jonathan M

Much love. You provide an essential service to my remaining sanity.

Gavin Burns

Love you guys

ReverendDoctorTex

God I was so worried he was gonna quit then! Sending loads of love!

Patric Page

I'm doing my best haha

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Love ya Paul. Love ya TJ. Love ya Scotty.

Jonathan M

Solidarity forever ✊

Jackson Hipp

Deep Fat Fried has become part of my day to day life at this point. Having something to listen to and laugh along with has helped my mental state immensely. I suffer from depression and anxiety but whenever I throw on an episode that starts to fade away. You guys never fail to make me laugh, even when the world has gone to shit. And Paul, the ball, you’re my favorite of all. Stay safe.

Ryan Faulknor

You're Welcome I do what I can 😀🖖 Solidarity

danieljohnyerke

I really appreciated that BJ Paul, the saltiest of them all. Not to quote Mr.Rogers..but I feel its fitting. You are one in a million, and I appreciate who you are. A special individual, who I like a lot. Be safe and thx you for everything.

Balgus4

Solidarity brothers and sisters

james leazenby

I used to stay up all night listening to you guys on the beginning of dp all the way up to this point an i love you guys. Keep up the good work

Garrett Abel

Thanks, everyone.

M

I appreciate you putting everything you do into the work. You help a lot of people I would imagine, who do the same thing every day with their work. I know you guys have helped me.

Ssemaje Jhrvys

Make it a good one! Like, edge for a while or something.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Paul, you’re the best. I hope you can manage through your mental issues. As far as I could tell, you’re just as funny and entertaining as ever. Much love Paul!

Kushner

Thank you Paul! We all love you!

TheManInOrange

PAUL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! But not Scotty tho

VitaminC

❤️❤️❤️

Austin Jones

Paul you big softy. ♥️

Robert DeCarolis

In solidarity with Paul!!

Nicklaus McCoy

Very nice Paul. I hope your mental state improves and you can be generally safe and feeling alright. Thanks for the years of entertainment.

Bouszer

thank paul ly u brother

Vic Lowell

No more vs episodes for a while though :p

Lude Jaw

Thanks.

Blaine Heglund

Love you!!!!!

AS1987

Paul, you’re the best. You honestly make it worth paying— you add something special to the show which nobody else could.

Wise Hodor

Love you too Paul

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I was expecting bad news lol

Marcello

Dammit Paul you're gonna make me cry

TheMightyHaza

You do get work Paul and deserve all the praise for it.

Nicholas Montano

SOLIDARTY brothah!

Ricklyn Manchez

Paul talks too much :’)

Kyle

Love you, bro

Joe Rader

SOLIDARITY

Ssemaje Jhrvys

We wuv u too Paul Ill dedicate my next nut to the salty boyz @ DFF

Smug_Frosty

appreciate it and glad the meds are working paul 👍

Michael Valenzuela

Oh Paul and us, get a room!

lemmy101

Praise ye, Ol’ Salty Bones

Nicki Baldwin

Much love Paul! And Much love to the whole DFF community!

Zero Divisor

We love you Paul <3 quit smoking them cigarettes you salty dog you

Malpracticed