Flash Fried Stories for July 1st 2020

If I looked like Alex Jones I'd be taking any excuse I could get to cover that shit up. Fuckin steroidal Gerber baby

Josh Jerome

I just watched the Fallout episode, I think it could be fun for each of you to extrapolate on your ideas for fallout games and let the patreonés vote for the best, or least shit anyway

Remonetized。org

Go through all the democrat down ballot candidates and the small parties and Paul can give reasons not to vote for them.

Remonetized。org

Scammers

Soviet Stache

Supreme Court shenanigans: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/06/supreme-court-espinoza-montana-religious-schools.html

OfFewWords

Where is it

Colin Thome

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/29/us/little-caesars-swastika-pizza-trnd/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_content=2020-06-30T04%3A30%3A12&utm_term=link&utm_source=fbCNN&fbclid=IwAR2V2r0uEFXoKkhox91JQvhKKXuhAyYsk1j9TTGZUghGme_MGp4LU-QjaLk

Sondre Knutsen

Maybe a debate between hosts w categories to determine a winner.

Akephalos

☝️Do the star wars☝️

BallTech

"It's said that the events from The Force Awakens, Last Jedi, and Skywalker "will be removed from canon, isolated in their own alternate timeline and regarded as an Elseworlds-like installment under the label of Star Wars Legends." https://cosmicbook.news/disney-resetting-star-wars-erasing-last-jedi

Monte Grady

Here's more: https://variety.com/2020/film/news/ray-fisher-joss-whedon-justice-league-1234695831/

Jake Dyer

That was so fucked up

BinaGreenspan

Beavis and Butthead is back: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/beavis-butt-head-returning-two-new-seasons-spinoffs-at-comedy-central-1301344

Will

No, you entertain me remember?! Dance sad news guys, dance!

Joshua Thieman

Oklahoma Medicaid expansion passing by 1%

Grace Mullins

Mississippi state flag

Jordan

260 Pakistani pilots were suspended over fraud ranging from bribes to buying false documents.

Rat squatch

Jehovah's Witnesses reportedly under investigation by Pennsylvania attorney general https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2020/02/08/jehovahs-witnesses-under-investigation-pennsylvania-attorney-generals-office/2425260001/

PixelCrusader

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/06/30/shane-dawson-youtube-target-tati-westbrook/

Dani 🕷️

Shane Dawson being cancelled

Jackson Hipp

A Gun themed restaurant .....

Vincent O'Reilly

Far-right guns right activist who owns a gun-themed restaurant beats 5-term GOP Congressman in Colorado GOP primary. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/07/01/scott-tipton-loses-lauren-boebert-colo-primary/5354122002/

Jonathan M

This is a special one just for Paul, Cop handcuffs and arrests a 6 year old girl and then boasts how he's done it many times before. This was at a school, another great use of police youtu.be/eqNstnnDuo8

Danny Jones

Cops surround man. Ask the man to slap them, they proceed to whack him round the race and arrest him for nothing, if he did anything wrong they would have already arrested him: youtu.be/DrKuC74jdNc

Danny Jones

Black man arrested by 4 cops for eating a sandwich (great use of tax payers money): youtu.be/DMu9Bna2PDk

Danny Jones

Ron Jeremy is charged with rape https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/06/23/arts/23reuters-people-ron-jeremy.html

EL MARIACHI

The rise of the SJW's in gaming and the recent mass flagging terrorist attacks.

USA hogging all of the Remdesivir. Nothing left for the rest of us. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/30/us-buys-up-world-stock-of-key-covid-19-drug

Void Whisperer

I loved the Jack the Ripper episode, do a FF on Spring-Heeled Jack: a precursor to Jack the Ripper but more shrouded in urban legend and apocryphal accounts. DFF/FF on Corey Feldman, he's a bit of a douche, check The Bonfires shows about him. It seems like he's trying to start his own shitty cult thing Bobcat Goldthwaite, I find him at least as annoying as Pauly Shore

Remonetized。org

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzZwca4rEWc Justice department lawyer says detained kids don’t need beds, soap, or toothbrushes

Suhail

Be nice if you guys can email me a link to the show as I am broke until Friday, so I'll lose access shortly. I messaged ya guys. See ya Friday but hopefully, I can get a link to watch ya tomorrow or later on today.

Christopher Borra

Joe Biden talking like a creepy retard. 6 Minute Video from Jimmy Dore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtspv72ApM0 "I have leg hairs, I love it when kids touch my leg hairs with their hands and sit on my lap, roaches ya know Earl" Like what!? WHAT!? 2020's slogan should be "2020, FUCK IT!"

Christopher Borra

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53237824

James Ritchie

Also since you mentioned pg&e not long ago I thought you would like to know that the state is letting them pass on the cost of lawsuits, damages and fines to their customers. So they ain't even getting a slap on the wrist.

ryan welter

Child porn and bestiality. https://knewz.com/woman-bestiality-children-animals/

ryan welter

I'm sure someone mentioned but the Alex Jones anti mask rally lol

Amina

"Papa can't use our private jet to fly to Italy because we're banned from traveling there, because we're doing such a horrid job on covid19." Quick everyone ignore our months of denying masks work and everyone, wear a mask! "I do declare! It's starting to fuck with us rich people's travel plans for the Summer." So fucking funny! To me at least.

Christopher Borra

A story that is close to home for Paul: https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/06/26/madera-school-official-confederate-flag-post-controversy/

bunny

the dumb ass cops are doing the fireworks conspiracy

Nocshift

https://www.fox29.com/news/video-arson-suspect-accidentally-sets-himself-on-fire-in-northeast-philadelphia

KevinFarr

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/two-florida-officials-fired-erasing-faces-black-firefighters-city-mural-n1232387

KevinFarr

Here is a story of a black firefighter who has a mural made of them whitewashed.

KevinFarr

And shane dawson getting cancelled :D by twitter thread filled with videos of him saying things like " i dont understand why jerking of to babis is wrong" or telling his underage fangirls to twerk for him, faking jerking of to willow smith and then being called out for it on twitter BY the smith family themselvs and thats just the beginning. Here is the Thread : https://mobile.twitter.com/misshemlock/status/1276465876607229952

Moe's

The Blackfeet Nation Boxing club and their current fight against the horrible shit that's going on down there.

Tiny Turnip

Louisiana Activists Face 15 Years for “Terrorizing” Oil Lobbyist with Box of Plastic Pollution - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/25/louisiana-bucket-brigade-arrests-formosa-plastics-protest

Moe's

where are the old DP/Terroja Kincaid era villains at now?

Chloe413

New h1n1 virus.

fasterthings

https://thedeathofthedrunkenpeasants.wordpress.com/

food porn competition

Strativarius

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1232574

strawhat31

UFC "Fight Island" confirmed at Abu Dhabi. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/10/sport/ufc-fight-island-abu-dhabi-yas-island-dana-white-spt-intl/index.html

Jonathan M

States to find religious schools https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/06/supreme-court-espinoza-montana-religious-schools.html

Courtney Burlingame

Anyone else here blocked by Shaun King?

Jonathan M

All colleges seem to have Lincoln

Norma

Personally, it’s about time. I want a more unique statue

Norma

This is happening on my campus! UW Madison students call for the removal of Abraham Lincoln: https://madison.com/wsj/news/local/education/university/uw-madison-students-call-for-removal-of-abraham-lincoln-statue-on-bascom-hill/article_b12c83c9-38a1-5e68-9964-beabe4046d02.html

Norma

Florida man carrying 500 grams of weed tries to steal a plane to meet his girlfriend. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/06/22/florida-man-carrying-nearly-500-grams-of-weed-tries-to-steal-plane-to-meet-girlfriend-police-say/

Horror Muppet

Streaming live tv services approaching bloated cable cost levels - https://gizmodo.com/youtube-tv-jacks-up-its-prices-and-the-promise-of-cheap-1844222009

William Rinaldi

BLM activist Shaun King calls for the removal of white Jesus statues and claims cops are plotting to kill him. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8466739/Shaun-King-calls-white-Jesus-statues-torn-alleges-cops-plotting-kill-him.html

Horror Muppet

A high-tech glove translates sign language into speech in real-time. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/health/sign-language-glove-ucla-scn-scli-intl/index.html

Jonathan M

Supreme Court decides taxpayers should fund religious schools... Yay! https://news.yahoo.com/5-4-decision-supreme-court-152421817.html

Fernando

Definitely the Russian Bounties debacle. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/politics/white-house-russia-afghanistan-bounties-intelligence-2019/index.html

Alaspoorjordan

Retired cop that threatened BLM activist Shaun King accidentally shoots himself. https://lbpost.com/news/retired-cop-named-in-shaun-king-threat-investigation-accidentally-shoots-himself-police-said

Horror Muppet

Reaction to the foundation series, also would like to hear what Paul thinks about Foundation. https://youtu.be/FZd3xUDudy8 Also EU banning American travellers.

Kajuskazkas

R/the_donald is bye bye https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/29/technology/reddit-hate-speech.html

Alaspoorjordan

Cover the evictions coming and the soon to be spike in homelessness.

Christopher Borra

The donald subreddit being shutdown: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/29/technology/reddit-hate-speech.html#click=https://t.co/lPShD7zOVF

southside99999

DUNE re-shoots in Hungary get the green light after nation's State of Emergency ends. https://variety.com/2020/artisans/global/hungary-dune-the-bankers-wife-1234694342/

Jonathan M

I hear word PG&E was involved with that attack because they heard Paul shit-talking them.

Christopher Borra

Scott Lively Would Rather Be Beheaded Than Forced by the Government to Wear a Mask: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/scott-lively-would-rather-be-beheaded-than-forced-by-the-government-to-wear-a-mask/ JK Rowling deletes tweet praising Stephen King after he supports trans women: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/jk-rowling-stephen-king-trans-women-row-delete-tweet-a9590536.html Texas bar owner organizes 'Bar Lives Matter' concert in protest of governor's orders: https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/505227-texas-bar-owner-bans-masks-organizes-bar-lives-matter-concert-in-protest Iran issues arrest warrant for Trump over drone strike that killed Qasem Soleimani: https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/29/middleeast/iran-arrest-warrant-donald-trump-intl/index.html Maskless Trader Joe’s ‘Karen’ Says She Acted Like a ‘Normal Human Being’: ‘I Started Yelling in Self Defense’: https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/maskless-trader-joes-karen-says-she-acted-like-a-normal-human-being-i-started-yelling-in-self-defense/

GC1931

He’s the head of the government of the country and he does a lot of new dumb stuff daily so they kinda have to cover him some.

Joshua Forbes

The terrorist DDoS attacks on Flash Fried last week.

Charles Field

An Italian teenager is "one miracle away" from becoming the first millennial to be canonized as a Saint by the Catholic Church. https://news.yahoo.com/italian-teenager-one-miracle-away-142801036.html

Jonathan M

new china law could give hongkong protesters 10 years to life in prison: https://hongkongfp.com/2020/06/30/breaking-hong-kong-security-law-revealed-violators-may-face-life-imprisonment/ massive reddit ban wave: https://www.theverge.com/2020/6/29/21304947/reddit-ban-subreddits-the-donald-chapo-trap-house-new-content-policy-rules

Valiant Cashcow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2-L_bcDe1Y Cops arrest 6 year olds.

Doitlive

I hope that cat killer dies an extremely painful death. Scum.

Joshua Forbes

I do love how republicans made wearing a mask political and denied they even worked for months and months. Now the rich can't go to the EU and other countries for vacations (likely the reason) because we're banned from going there because of covid19 is so bad here and now everyone is like, masks gotta wear masks. You can talk about this without talking about Trump. Mike Pence is the highest leader you should mention to just give us a fucking break on this endless talking of Trump everywhere I fucking go.

Christopher Borra

The couple in St. Louis who pointed guns at BLM protesters say the actually support the BLM movement https://m.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2020/06/29/couple-who-pointed-guns-at-protesters-release-statement-in-support-of-protesters

King Komodox

Good lord that’s fucked

Joshua Forbes

Old video = not news

Joshua Forbes

It's %15 less cursed but can we have a %100 free of Trump news for once. So tired of hearing about the stupid shit he's up to. You can catch up next week with his retarded shit heap.

Christopher Borra

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/lincoln-county-oregon-exempts-people-of-color-from-mandatory-coronavirus-mask-policy/ Dispite black ppl having a high mortality rate for covid my county has decided they dont have to wear mask. My white neighbors are furious over this.

andrew

Confederate flag removed in Mississippi

Altamonty

Tax credits allowed by the Supreme Court for religious schools in Montana

Altamonty

Talk about the Donald sub redditt being banned

Joshua Graham

Cancel Culture

strawhat31

Deaf man killed by police despite his friends calling out to the cops saying, "He's deaf, he can't hear you!" Happened in 2017, might not meet requirements https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/21/552527929/oklahoma-city-police-fatally-shoot-deaf-man-despite-yells-of-he-cant-hear-you

James Pederson

I read his Youtube Channel was demonetized. I agree with TJ assessment of SD. He catered to whoever he was with and now he cant claim ignorance.

Doitlive

Fauci predicts 100,000 new COVID-19 cases per day if US can't control outbreaks https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/505232-fauci-predicts-100000-new-covid-19-cases-per-day-if-us-cant-control

TheManInOrange

the fall of Shane Dawson

Dani 🕷️

My relatives watch a lot of Fox News so I’m not sure of the full context of this story, but there was apparently a couple defending their home against protesters that threatened to kill them, and now they’re being convicted? It’s Fox News so there’s probably a lot of missing details lol. I just checked and it looks like Fox missed a detail: sources say they threatened protesters with guns first https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/white-couple-who-pointed-guns-at-protesters-say-they-felt-threatened-but-support-black-lives-matter/ Fox shit take https://www.foxnews.com/us/armed-st-louis-rioters-threatened-couple-guns-attorney.amp

Shae

Astronomy

Mojo Jojo gumbo so good you commit war atrocities

A good percent.

M

Carl Reiner's passing although Paul does love the jerk:https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/entertainment/car-reiner-obit/index.html

Jake Dyer

https://www.eonline.com/news/1166549/tati-westbrook-claims-shane-dawson-and-jeffree-star-fed-her-quot-poisonous-lies-quot-about-james-charles

Jake Dyer

Tati Westbrook speaking out against Shane Dawson and Jefferie Star: https://www.eonline.com/news/1166549/tati-westbrook-claims-shane-dawson-and-jeffree-star-fed-her-quot-poisonous-lies-quot-about-james-charles

Jake Dyer

Cat Killer on the Loose https://97rockonline.com/kennewick-serial-cat-killer-dissects-seventh-feline-victim/ And Body Found on Seattle Alki Beach https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/local/west-seattle-human-remains-found-on-beach-police/281-7e39084b-44e9-48a4-8578-f1fcb19cb7f4

Kaelan McQuerry

Fiesta Freak out lady in Dallas https://youtu.be/r6ftOB5IbZ4 https://youtu.be/tZQXoZRO7FM

Lauren Hernandez

Proper wasp combat?

damien glenn

such an awesome scam, let the audience do the research. TJ is a genius ;)

Ivan Peeters

The ‘raping blob’?? 😳

John

(July 1st is Canada Day) since you are uneducated americans

Delayed

Talk about Canada Day!!!!! 🍁

Delayed

bernies proposed 10% cut to military budget https://www.theguardian.com/world/commentisfree/2020/jun/30/a-10-budget-cut-to-the-us-military-budget-by-10-to-help-save-lives-in-this-pandemic

Jared Vincent

Former MythBusters co-host Adam Savage's sister accuses him of repeatedly raping her when they were children https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8475891/Adam-Savage-accused-repeatedly-raping-sister-children.html

Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio

Here is a good one about nazi pizza: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/06/29/us/little-caesars-swastika-pizza-trnd/index.html

Kenith Fox

Iran issues arrest warrant for Trump https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8470381/Iran-issues-arrest-warrant-Trump-asks-Interpol-help.html

John

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oklahoma-woman-shot-back-while-trying-steal-man-s-nazi-n1232573

Daniel Einarsson

Paulzitivity!

Vincent Kozic

Despite COVID surge, lap dances still OK in Miami-Dade. But drinks stop at midnight https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/miami-com-news/article243897662.html

Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio

These antimaskers in Florida https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/hg6htb/these_antimaskers_from_florida/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

John

https://twitter.com/dario4america/status/1277765275165704194?s=21 Green Party primary rigging.

Nosfartatu

Sacha Baden Cohen crashes right wing rally. https://deadline.com/2020/06/sacha-baron-cohen-crashes-right-wing-event-leads-singalong-1202972079/

John

Hero Park Ranger Carries Dehydrated Dog To Safety Down a Treacherous Mountain Trail https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hero-park-ranger-carries-dehydrated-dog-to-safety-down-treacherous-nj-mountain/

██████

CDC says US has “way too much virus” to control pandemic as cases surge around the country. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/29/cdc-says-us-has-way-too-much-virus-to-control-pandemic-as-cases-surge-across-country.html

John

The Nova Scotia shooter case has hallmarks of an undercover operation Police sources say the killer's withdrawal of $475,000 was highly irregular, and how an RCMP ‘agent’ would get money https://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/the-nova-scotia-shooter-case-has-hallmarks-of-an-undercover-operation/

Kyle Belliveau

Supreme Court gives Montana permission to use taxpayer money for religious (mostly Christian schools) https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-religion-idUSKBN2412FX It’s an article but not too long

Regan Thompson

Freaky squid seen near oil rig. (Old video, but it's cool as shit) https://youtu.be/GSXqqi3ShOs

Courtney Burlingame

Yes, bullshit.

Ssemaje Jhrvys

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-53231348 koalas in Australia face extinction by 2050 due to massive land clearing

https://fortwaynesnbc.com/2020/06/28/people-gather-in-glenbrook-commons-parking-lot-saturday-evening-for-truck-show-man-who-attended-says/

MrJaron93 .

Drug manufacturer Gilead to charge $3,120 for coronavirus treatment. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1232385#click=https://t.co/eUgBkzR7gZ

John

China using h1n1 to conceal political subterfuge ?

CJEngine

Trump may drop out if Poll numbers don’t approve. Bullshit, or?

ChefJBrDee

DNC hires Michael Bloomberg-tied data collection tech firm Hawkfish for 2020 election. https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article243820362.html

John

Virgina recently decriminalized Marijuana https://norml.org/blog/2020/05/21/virginia-marijuana-decriminalization-takes-effect-july-1/

Ssemaje Jhrvys

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1232333

Kanyon Bickel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIEe3uKlUvo This happened in my area of Virginia. The man hit by statue is still fighting for his life.

monty bowles

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/hixfhq/house_democrat_introduces_resolution_calling_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Pixiekittie

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-53218704 New strain of flu with “pandemic potential” discovered in China

Matt Roper

How about the EU banning travelers from the U.S. because of the ‘Rona?

Kanyon Bickel

War Of The Wasp 2 - Wasp Harder

Nathan Gardner

The Russian bounty scandal?

Texas Boy24

Protesters set up fake guillotine outside Jeff Bezos’s DC estate. https://nypost.com/2020/06/30/protesters-set-up-guillotine-in-front-of-jeff-bezos-dc-home/amp/

John