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THE TOUNAMENT OF D-BAGS is down on youtube, re-upload?

Alejandro Jiménez

Poopballs

Dr_Binkyboy

Best copypasta ever

Mike B

that sounds like something Paul would do

Upton Sinclair

I saw Paul at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

koolmin23

QUIET!!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Has everybody forgot Scotty is an Aswang? Wheres the Aswang Scotty shirts!!!!

AmericanNut

I seen Paul at a McDonalds drive thru in Festus Missouri.

Bei Guan悲观

Mea culpa if and when another week passes without AH, but there IS still another Sunday in November.

Josh Jerome

where's abandon hope

Stefan Mosterd

Paul has moved to Casper Wyoming where he can be closer to his boyfriend kingcobrajfs there goes any expectations of dank Dungeons and drunken Dragons

Luggzy

6005 pessimists

Michael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDOa5iPrwxk

iamaphoney

We got 5,999 Patrons at the time of this post. SOMEONE FORCE A FRIEND TO JOIN THE TABLE!

Ryan Smith

Ddndd is my favorite thing on this channel!!

Lisa Coss

Jason Madrid doesn't speak for me. I dont want any of that shit

Aaron Marentette

or DDNDD2

Jason Madrid

when covid is done we the fans demand a 24 hour cinema for cynics!

Jason Madrid

its splitted up in 4 , 6 hour segements https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dff+24

Moe's

How can i find the 24 hour show

Sprout7

They stopped doing it because they're lazy

Doctorseaweed

what ever happened to a monthly cinema for cynics ???

Jason Madrid

Probably take an extra week just to edit it down to 2 hrs this week LOL

Chris D.

where's flash fried

iamaphoney

patreeon site sucks

Chase Gwaltney

Thanks again Scammers

Master Horny

Thank you guys so much for this. I was away for all these episodes and I am just starting to play catch-up.

Master Horny

As it should. Ef parents!

RayneBow

poooop

Edvard Lundgren

Unfiltered autism reigns supreme in this comment section.

Hatemile

Pooooooop

Poop Poop

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaampers scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampers where the fuck is my talent showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Zeaxe

in case no one else noticed, part 3 of the 24 hour show is finally back, it's been under bs copy right claim for 2 years

Nicholas

Probably midget porn where the actors wear various costumes, like midget Ripley x midget Xenomorph, midget clowns, or for TJ, midgets dressed up like bananas fisting each other.

Stinkus

If pessimist production was a porn studio, what kind of porn would it produce?

Rai Maj

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Fussy

where's the content scammers

iamaphoney

Personally I'm watching out for that mofo with the eyepatch. Youngish, popular among his base and definitely has the "tough guy" look the Republicans go crazy for.

Eco Thunderbolt

Thank You guys

General ButtNaked

It's still September dude.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Still no CvsC for this month

Atticus Omundson

hello dutch person

Stefan Mosterd

Even when I can't eat anymore, I always find a way to make room for more delicious content.

Casey Grapperhaus

Are you on crack?

Brendan Pedersen

eh smoke a fatty and burp a couple times... YOU'LL EAT MORE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

ZenithOfSpace

BELLY... FULL... FROM... TOO... MUCH... CONTENTO! MUST... EAT... MORE... FOR... SENOR... TOMAT!

SarahJRandomNumbers

Thanks so much guys. I am really aggravated with patreons timeline. Really glad you guys made it easier.

lane hurst

TJ was talking about his predictions for future Republican presidents. I got one for ya. That guy Cawthorn. The 24, I think, year old. He's the youngest to make congress in history and I think the Republicans can market him as the next FDR (because he is in a wheel chair) and it doesn't hurt he's so young. It can be the Yang to AOC Yin. Cawthorn is opportunity to play the woke card with mask of decorum back on.

Nunya

All hail poop poop!

Edvard Lundgren

An Update for the month of August would make me an Extraordinarily HAPPY Poop Poop 💩💩 👍

Poop Poop

Drunk

Casen Snake Venom Cooke

boooo

Valiant Cashcow

Tinky

but then it will be easily pirated.

Gilly

Just make a google doc of all the episodes lol

Chris Mann

Website is almost complete. We are doing it on our own so it's been having to take a back burner to be able to keep up with content. Soon, tomatinos, soon.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Wow this truly is a special french vanilla situation

Rebuked XI

Just use a wed tool to make the site like wix or something unless you are planning to host the videos or are planning on putting java content on there

Seajesus

Cool. Are there difficulties with the website? It's been a while now. Doesn't seem that hard to me, as long as you're not hosting the videos on the site, should be a quick thing no?

Tim Kern

THANK YOU!

Dustin