NEW MERCH!
Added 2020-07-13 04:18:38 +0000 UTCTonight, we are proud to present our newest piece of merch! We have worked on this piece since the end of May and are thrilled to tell you that it is THE SHIT. We all own these shirts/hoodies and love them.
Unlike He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named *ahem Teespring*, these shirts are high-quality, velvety soft, and have stood up perfectly to washing.
Unfortunately, Bonfire does not offer coupon codes, but we are offering you guys the first chance to order these shirts. We love you guys and hope you enjoy these as much as we do.
Now in a Woman's Cut! Sadly, there is not as large of a color selection, but there are still some bold colors! Click Here
Comments
I can smell old bong water just looking at it. Why is TJs head the smallest? He has a massive watermelon head. Also Scotty does not look like that. This is probably their worst design yet. Looks like the shit I drew in middle school. You guys need to hire better artists. Unless shitty is the intended style, then you definitely nailed it.
Buzzkiller
2020-08-14 03:14:46 +0000 UTCI got scammed out of a purple hoodie. worth it.
SeepingNothing
2020-07-18 05:39:21 +0000 UTCJust got a shirt, that design is so dope!
Dylan Starowicz
2020-07-17 23:07:00 +0000 UTCI'm glad you guys have it in 4XL, its hard finding a cool shirt in that size for me.
Azath Hallow
2020-07-16 21:28:03 +0000 UTCJust got mine!!! UwU
PanHigh
2020-07-16 15:38:32 +0000 UTCi like that scotty looks graceful as ever, paul looks kinda lika a shaman or something and tj looks dumb af like always i love it.
Duckling Duckins
2020-07-16 10:12:13 +0000 UTCI bought one, tell me im naughty.
Ben Shapiro
2020-07-16 01:55:20 +0000 UTCgot me one, thanks guys.
Some Caucazoid
2020-07-15 01:28:35 +0000 UTCOrdered the purple hoodie. Love the contrast and I love you three bearded bastards. Keep making awesome podcasts!
Annie Shelton
2020-07-15 01:23:59 +0000 UTCGot a purple shirt to replace my shitty Atheism is Unstoppable Teespring shirt.
Manglebelly
2020-07-14 23:08:44 +0000 UTCQuick question, Will these be available around the 23 or is it a limited run?
Rat squatch
2020-07-14 20:39:01 +0000 UTCJust ordered my shirt in Maroon. But guys, a Deep Fat Fried Face Mask is something you should look into selling.
Tristan F Wilson
2020-07-14 17:36:17 +0000 UTCYour home page on that site looks ripe for a me-too-ing.
MrFings
2020-07-14 08:33:53 +0000 UTCThat’s Scotty.
Sir Drinkalot
2020-07-14 07:49:23 +0000 UTCTj looks like a Nordic Jesus in that shirt.
Darius Rose
2020-07-14 02:13:07 +0000 UTCCONSUME!!! CONSUME!!!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 23:48:14 +0000 UTCthat looks sick! now its time to partake in the meaning of life, buying and consuming mercandise.
2020-07-13 22:46:55 +0000 UTCScotty looks like a total stud
Sir Drinkalot
2020-07-13 22:07:05 +0000 UTCHells yeah gonna buy it now to rep the greatest podcast in existence
Sage Patrus
2020-07-13 21:55:38 +0000 UTCA good color palette!
M
2020-07-13 21:47:34 +0000 UTCJust bought one! Thanks, you wonderful people!
Darkdaxter
2020-07-13 21:46:08 +0000 UTC$35 shirt? Jesus.
Carl
2020-07-13 21:41:11 +0000 UTCbought mine just now! can't wait to see how it looks in person!
Memoria
2020-07-13 19:59:16 +0000 UTCI freaking love my hoodie! Such good quality 🔥
Chelsea
2020-07-13 19:28:16 +0000 UTChawt
The True Nihilist
2020-07-13 18:36:07 +0000 UTCThor Scotty at the forefront, finally getting his due
Dustin
2020-07-13 18:24:11 +0000 UTCHey, Scotty... Jesus, man.
Dustin
2020-07-13 18:23:30 +0000 UTCScotty straight up look like jesus.
Duke A. Déserix
2020-07-13 18:10:59 +0000 UTCWe got ya covered!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 17:49:41 +0000 UTCJust got the hoodie, I'll be all set for winter
Yodasbigdick
2020-07-13 14:30:58 +0000 UTCCan I get this if I live in ireland??
jamie smith
2020-07-13 13:45:10 +0000 UTC2x? No love for your fat ass brothers.
Jeffrey Searcy
2020-07-13 12:35:23 +0000 UTCcopped
Vossi
2020-07-13 12:26:53 +0000 UTCIt took me a few takes to realize that the one on the left wasn’t TJ but was actually Scotty.
Furcifer
2020-07-13 11:30:09 +0000 UTCIf you ask me the fact that Paul can fit in one and you can't means you deserve his place on the show lol. Tired of these fatness hobbyists. We need a pro.
Josh Jerome
2020-07-13 10:51:11 +0000 UTCI am a Deep Fat Fried woman
shelbees
2020-07-13 10:18:21 +0000 UTCI bought 2 👍
Peyton Bidwell
2020-07-13 09:34:35 +0000 UTCHigh Quality Shirts? Finally! All of my DP stuff is cracked and faded now. If you guys could transfer all of the DP and DFF stuff to Bonfire, I'd buy everything again! Already ordered this one.
Denis517
2020-07-13 08:32:08 +0000 UTCGotta rep that dff
SimpleSlides
2020-07-13 08:24:38 +0000 UTCScotty looks like fuckin Jesus in this hahaha epic
William Wheeles
2020-07-13 06:44:02 +0000 UTCI'm trying to lose weight so I can fit into the size restrictions. I hate missing out on merch just for being a fat fuck 😢
Steven Bentley
2020-07-13 06:40:30 +0000 UTCWe can do that!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 06:26:17 +0000 UTCIs it possible to get a royal blue color?
fasterthings
2020-07-13 06:24:35 +0000 UTCHell yeah dude.
fasterthings
2020-07-13 06:19:16 +0000 UTCMaking one now. Any particular colors you are interested in? I'm going to order myself one too! -Taylor
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 06:18:36 +0000 UTCI wish the shirt can in a women's shirt cut.
KawaiiGiggle
2020-07-13 06:05:29 +0000 UTCJust ordered the purple hoodie. Scotty looks absolutely majestic in this. It makes me feel like he was my dad and he told me everything the light touches would one day be mine but then he was tragically killed by his jealous brother Skeevy and I grew up orphaned and alone until I befriended a meerkat named TJ and a warthog named Paul who taught me to have no worries and embrace a problem free philosophy and gave me the courage to reclaim my rightful place as ruler of the Pride Lands.
Tito Manfredo
2020-07-13 05:50:38 +0000 UTCGot mine, purple shirt looks sweet. Kinda funny how TJ is smoking on the graphic. Don’t let the Kaiser tempt you again TJ! Stave it off
T Chess
2020-07-13 05:13:36 +0000 UTCThis looks fucking awesome guys definitely getting at least 2
southside99999
2020-07-13 05:11:40 +0000 UTCEven though I’m broke and lost my job, I’m still supporting you guys! You keep me entertained during these tough times!! Thank you and if I can give a recommendation; be more spontaneous it suits you all well! Love you all DFF ❤️
PETER
2020-07-13 05:08:26 +0000 UTCHell yeah!
Dustin Conklin
2020-07-13 05:04:58 +0000 UTCDefinitely getting a hoodie when I get paid
ReverendDoctorTex
2020-07-13 05:00:34 +0000 UTCOrdered!
mega
2020-07-13 04:52:05 +0000 UTCSome are limited to 2XL but we have a number of colors where the shirt sizes go up to 4XL.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:45:20 +0000 UTCWill definitely buy one. I love the design.
Jazmin Magdaleno
2020-07-13 04:42:03 +0000 UTCSo far we are liking Bonfire a lot more than Teespring. Hopefully, they don't get too big and give up quality for quantity like the formerly mentioned did. Thanks for your continued support Dubius.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:37:40 +0000 UTCOh shit that looks nice!
Hulkster x
2020-07-13 04:36:17 +0000 UTCBeen looking forward to this since seeing it in TJ’s videos! It looks amazing!!
Ankha
2020-07-13 04:35:01 +0000 UTCit's a 2-week campaign. don't wait too long
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
2020-07-13 04:34:04 +0000 UTCGot that XL Purple Hoodie Order #20-0336-(censored) Arrives between August 4th and August 13th. Only $3.99 shipping is pretty amazing too.
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
2020-07-13 04:33:09 +0000 UTCDiscriminatory against us fat fuck patrons. Only up to 2X? SAD!
Grampaw Jim
2020-07-13 04:33:05 +0000 UTCIt feels even better. Thanks Sara.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:32:39 +0000 UTCThanks Noah! The hoodie is dope.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:32:20 +0000 UTCHell yeah! Happy Birthday!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:31:54 +0000 UTCThank you Hayden!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:31:34 +0000 UTCNot as of yet, but we can make it available if possible!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:30:51 +0000 UTCJust ordered a hoodie. Much love, boys.
Dungeons and Deadlifts
2020-07-13 04:30:05 +0000 UTCPull out your dicks get ready to fap
Zane Roberts
2020-07-13 04:29:21 +0000 UTCgetting one the very second i can
Larry Bernstein
2020-07-13 04:27:40 +0000 UTCJust ordered a T-Shirt. Love the design!
Vincent Hussey
2020-07-13 04:27:18 +0000 UTCJust in time for my Birthday! Thanks guys.
Doitlive
2020-07-13 04:25:08 +0000 UTCLooks awesome!
Sara K
2020-07-13 04:24:27 +0000 UTCJust ordered a shirt. That is one sexy design
Hayden Johnson
2020-07-13 04:23:46 +0000 UTCJust saw that, Jacob! You won't be disappointed. We ordered these ahead of time before releasing these shirts to check for quality. Teespring has made us wary.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:23:37 +0000 UTCI'm getting one
Cale Martin
2020-07-13 04:23:01 +0000 UTCYep, just saw it. We very much appreciate your support. I'm in my hoodie now and it's supa comfy.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-07-13 04:22:44 +0000 UTCI love the design! Will it be available on other items? It would be cool to have a canvas of it
ThunderLocke
2020-07-13 04:22:25 +0000 UTCAffordable and dope as fuck. Sign me up.
Rob
2020-07-13 04:21:55 +0000 UTCOrdered a T shirt. These are dope
Really Dick Nixon
2020-07-13 04:21:48 +0000 UTCWill the design with the swords and Señor Tomat be available as a shirt in the future?
Reddestofcapes
2020-07-13 04:21:46 +0000 UTCAwww FUCK YEA!! Just got it
Gigantopithecus
2020-07-13 04:21:45 +0000 UTCI like it. I’ll definitely get one when I am able.
Joshua Forbes
2020-07-13 04:20:24 +0000 UTC
