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NEW MERCH!

Tonight, we are proud to present our newest piece of merch! We have worked on this piece since the end of May and are thrilled to tell you that it is THE SHIT. We all own these shirts/hoodies and love them.
Unlike He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named *ahem Teespring*, these shirts are high-quality, velvety soft, and have stood up perfectly to washing.
Unfortunately, Bonfire does not offer coupon codes, but we are offering you guys the first chance to order these shirts. We love you guys and hope you enjoy these as much as we do.


Now in a Woman's Cut! Sadly, there is not as large of a color selection, but there are still some bold colors! Click Here 

NEW MERCH!

Comments

I can smell old bong water just looking at it. Why is TJs head the smallest? He has a massive watermelon head. Also Scotty does not look like that. This is probably their worst design yet. Looks like the shit I drew in middle school. You guys need to hire better artists. Unless shitty is the intended style, then you definitely nailed it.

Buzzkiller

I got scammed out of a purple hoodie. worth it.

SeepingNothing

Just got a shirt, that design is so dope!

Dylan Starowicz

I'm glad you guys have it in 4XL, its hard finding a cool shirt in that size for me.

Azath Hallow

Just got mine!!! UwU

PanHigh

i like that scotty looks graceful as ever, paul looks kinda lika a shaman or something and tj looks dumb af like always i love it.

Duckling Duckins

I bought one, tell me im naughty.

Ben Shapiro

got me one, thanks guys.

Some Caucazoid

Ordered the purple hoodie. Love the contrast and I love you three bearded bastards. Keep making awesome podcasts!

Annie Shelton

Got a purple shirt to replace my shitty Atheism is Unstoppable Teespring shirt.

Manglebelly

Quick question, Will these be available around the 23 or is it a limited run?

Rat squatch

Just ordered my shirt in Maroon. But guys, a Deep Fat Fried Face Mask is something you should look into selling.

Tristan F Wilson

Your home page on that site looks ripe for a me-too-ing.

MrFings

That’s Scotty.

Sir Drinkalot

Tj looks like a Nordic Jesus in that shirt.

Darius Rose

CONSUME!!! CONSUME!!!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

that looks sick! now its time to partake in the meaning of life, buying and consuming mercandise.

Scotty looks like a total stud

Sir Drinkalot

Hells yeah gonna buy it now to rep the greatest podcast in existence

Sage Patrus

A good color palette!

M

Just bought one! Thanks, you wonderful people!

Darkdaxter

$35 shirt? Jesus.

Carl

bought mine just now! can't wait to see how it looks in person!

Memoria

I freaking love my hoodie! Such good quality 🔥

Chelsea

hawt

The True Nihilist

Thor Scotty at the forefront, finally getting his due

Dustin

Hey, Scotty... Jesus, man.

Dustin

Scotty straight up look like jesus.

Duke A. Déserix

We got ya covered!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Just got the hoodie, I'll be all set for winter

Yodasbigdick

Can I get this if I live in ireland??

jamie smith

2x? No love for your fat ass brothers.

Jeffrey Searcy

copped

Vossi

It took me a few takes to realize that the one on the left wasn’t TJ but was actually Scotty.

Furcifer

If you ask me the fact that Paul can fit in one and you can't means you deserve his place on the show lol. Tired of these fatness hobbyists. We need a pro.

Josh Jerome

I am a Deep Fat Fried woman

shelbees

I bought 2 👍

Peyton Bidwell

High Quality Shirts? Finally! All of my DP stuff is cracked and faded now. If you guys could transfer all of the DP and DFF stuff to Bonfire, I'd buy everything again! Already ordered this one.

Denis517

Gotta rep that dff

SimpleSlides

Scotty looks like fuckin Jesus in this hahaha epic

William Wheeles

I'm trying to lose weight so I can fit into the size restrictions. I hate missing out on merch just for being a fat fuck 😢

Steven Bentley

We can do that!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Is it possible to get a royal blue color?

fasterthings

Hell yeah dude.

fasterthings

Making one now. Any particular colors you are interested in? I'm going to order myself one too! -Taylor

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I wish the shirt can in a women's shirt cut.

KawaiiGiggle

Just ordered the purple hoodie. Scotty looks absolutely majestic in this. It makes me feel like he was my dad and he told me everything the light touches would one day be mine but then he was tragically killed by his jealous brother Skeevy and I grew up orphaned and alone until I befriended a meerkat named TJ and a warthog named Paul who taught me to have no worries and embrace a problem free philosophy and gave me the courage to reclaim my rightful place as ruler of the Pride Lands.

Tito Manfredo

Got mine, purple shirt looks sweet. Kinda funny how TJ is smoking on the graphic. Don’t let the Kaiser tempt you again TJ! Stave it off

T Chess

This looks fucking awesome guys definitely getting at least 2

southside99999

Even though I’m broke and lost my job, I’m still supporting you guys! You keep me entertained during these tough times!! Thank you and if I can give a recommendation; be more spontaneous it suits you all well! Love you all DFF ❤️

PETER

Hell yeah!

Dustin Conklin

Definitely getting a hoodie when I get paid

ReverendDoctorTex

Ordered!

mega

Some are limited to 2XL but we have a number of colors where the shirt sizes go up to 4XL.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Will definitely buy one. I love the design.

Jazmin Magdaleno

So far we are liking Bonfire a lot more than Teespring. Hopefully, they don't get too big and give up quality for quantity like the formerly mentioned did. Thanks for your continued support Dubius.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Oh shit that looks nice!

Hulkster x

Been looking forward to this since seeing it in TJ’s videos! It looks amazing!!

Ankha

it's a 2-week campaign. don't wait too long

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Got that XL Purple Hoodie Order #20-0336-(censored) Arrives between August 4th and August 13th. Only $3.99 shipping is pretty amazing too.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Discriminatory against us fat fuck patrons. Only up to 2X? SAD!

Grampaw Jim

It feels even better. Thanks Sara.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks Noah! The hoodie is dope.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Hell yeah! Happy Birthday!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you Hayden!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Not as of yet, but we can make it available if possible!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Just ordered a hoodie. Much love, boys.

Dungeons and Deadlifts

Pull out your dicks get ready to fap

Zane Roberts

getting one the very second i can

Larry Bernstein

Just ordered a T-Shirt. Love the design!

Vincent Hussey

Just in time for my Birthday! Thanks guys.

Doitlive

Looks awesome!

Sara K

Just ordered a shirt. That is one sexy design

Hayden Johnson

Just saw that, Jacob! You won't be disappointed. We ordered these ahead of time before releasing these shirts to check for quality. Teespring has made us wary.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I'm getting one

Cale Martin

Yep, just saw it. We very much appreciate your support. I'm in my hoodie now and it's supa comfy.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I love the design! Will it be available on other items? It would be cool to have a canvas of it

ThunderLocke

Affordable and dope as fuck. Sign me up.

Rob

Ordered a T shirt. These are dope

Really Dick Nixon

Will the design with the swords and Señor Tomat be available as a shirt in the future?

Reddestofcapes

Awww FUCK YEA!! Just got it

Gigantopithecus

I like it. I’ll definitely get one when I am able.

Joshua Forbes


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