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Venomous and Poisonous Animals = DFF #264

Two snakes are hanging out, when one asks the other, "Hey, are we venomous?"

The other snake replies, "I'm not sure."

"Well I hope not," the first snake says, "because I just bit my tongue."

Audio in next post.

Venomous and Poisonous Animals = DFF #264

Comments

More animal episodes. I think everyone likes them

Who Else But Zane?

Wow a pretty good episode

Lisa Coss

Legends speak of its viciously sharp tongue

Dragoon

I have a hedgehog and about thirty non-venomous snakes. Even without poison frog for the hedgehog to chew his spikes still irritate the shit out of my hands

Kristen R

The Platypus is of course venomous.

steven decke

Why do you dislike Hermione? She’s hot. I’d poly her juice anyday

Sir Drinkalot

Fun fact, when I lived in Indonesia, I very nearly brought a slow loris.

Mendacious C

Showing my dweeb core a bit here but boomslang skin is one of the ingredients of polyjuice potion. Until this video I just thought it was some Bandersnatchesque nonsense creature. Now I know what it is, I kind of wish Hermione had gotten bitten trying to harvest it.

Josh Jerome

Even with as little work as he gets, Wayne Knight is reportedly still worth a cool $8M, so don't worry about him too much. He definitely deserves more jobs though. Even in the stuff he IS in, he tends to be under-utilized because the movie is an overall piece of shit made by idiots (Looking at you, Space Jam and Cheaper By The Dozen)

Josh Jerome

hope the sequal is plants, there is some nasty plants that sting

Pissed off mushroom

The chacos are going to fucking kill paul

More powerful tj

"Isn't there a fish that they serve that you can fuck" - Pual 2020

The True Nihilist

Love the joke

Armando

The Platypus is a monotreme: basically an ancestor to placental mammals which give birth to live young as you commonly expect. This explains why they still lay eggs, since they aren't closely related to birds at all.

McHitler

G.i.n.a.p (glad I'm not a pleb)

Devin Wright

Thanks guys. Hitting this dab pen while I listen to this and play Doom: Eternal, thanks for staying so busy and keeping is informed and entertained.

Devin Wright

Nice to see that Warren is still out there doing her thang . . .

Heather Squidz

Hot , fresh weekend contento ! Thanks gents , and Taylor of course 🀘🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🀘

Scotty B

Nice to finally DFF Hillary Clinton. Get it?

Michael Sims

Ahhhh yeah babeh, nature's comin for dat ass!

YourEvilBoyfriend

Snake Situation

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