Flash Fried: 19 August 2020
Added 2020-08-20 03:22:17 +0000 UTCWhat's green and has wheels?
Grass.
I lied about the wheels.
Audio in next post.
Comments
If the UBI was adjusted area to area, couldn't people just move to the nicest part of the country and get the highest benefit?
Ebee
2020-11-13 04:45:49 +0000 UTChttps://www.the-sun.com/news/1343098/north-carolina-cop-fired-tiktok-george-floyd/ found it
Adam Scott
2020-08-26 21:01:44 +0000 UTCWas a rapist
nick
2020-08-26 12:53:02 +0000 UTCJacob Blake
Brandon Smith
2020-08-25 21:01:53 +0000 UTCMaybe you wouldn't. Some people would, because having money and having even more money aren't functionally identical. If the bare minimum existence is good enough for you, cool, more jobs for the go-getters. Which is not to shame you at all; I tend to think I would do the same, but honestly most of the people with whom I discuss my lifestyle are perplexed at how I'm not bored out of my mind all the time. Maybe they're just making up justifications because they don't have the choice to not work, but I try to take them at their word and assume that a part of them needs to feel useful to feel fulfilled.
Josh Jerome
2020-08-23 23:31:18 +0000 UTCWhy would I get up and go to work if I can get money for free?
Shawn Johnson
2020-08-23 23:09:00 +0000 UTCTwice the size of Texas??? That’s just insane.
Carley Gillis
2020-08-22 20:02:11 +0000 UTCHe is completely oblivious.
Graham Paterson
2020-08-22 14:00:24 +0000 UTCto my understanding "rolling" is to be high on MDMA or one of its derivatives
Josh Jerome
2020-08-22 06:19:37 +0000 UTCI notice a distinct lack of corpse midget coverage. Terrible episode.
Lucian Hodoboc
2020-08-21 23:51:01 +0000 UTCI believe Nancy Pelosi’s freezer was valued at around $25K. A $3-5K fridge would actually be pretty modest for that vapid rotten ghoul.
Tito Manfredo
2020-08-21 23:43:04 +0000 UTCI have a good feeling TJ's writing the anti jokes. I love em.
OldCrow
2020-08-21 20:04:20 +0000 UTC1:49:30 How about tit's on a scorpion?
The Reclusive Extrovert
2020-08-21 17:14:16 +0000 UTCI hear Paul talking a big fucking game for someone who didn’t leave their apartment even BEFORE the pandemic started
Preston Neal
2020-08-21 17:11:13 +0000 UTCI love when people put exclamation points at the end of sentences that don't look like they should require the passion that piece of punctuation portrays. lol It's like "I climb ladders to clean my gutters!" why is that so passionate? It's funny.
Phat Man
2020-08-21 13:36:43 +0000 UTCthat last story is some real life grumpy old men shit
Slizenberg
2020-08-21 13:15:34 +0000 UTCThe Left is a myth, it's a fucking pipe dream!
nihilgeist
2020-08-21 07:06:35 +0000 UTCUseless as balls on a dildo
Kristen R
2020-08-21 03:52:45 +0000 UTCWTF, Athene has a cult??? I used to love that dude!
Samtar
2020-08-21 02:13:12 +0000 UTCI live in Colorado, and my mom grew up in Pueblo (I visit there at least twice a year). It is dirt cheap, very good housing and has some great Mexican restaurants. The Place is Open to Weed but isn’t obsessed with it (unlike Denver). It’s a fantastic place for DFF if you are all alright with Dry Weather & a Poor-Esque Area (though it’s only really bad in certain neighborhoods). No joke, I think it would be a great place for DFF to move towards.
Hypnotic Visionaire
2020-08-21 01:23:55 +0000 UTCOh shit I'm growin some Blue Dream right now. Bout 7wks out. Cheers Paul.
Bigass Frog
2020-08-20 23:52:42 +0000 UTCThe MyPillow guy sounds like Jesse Ventura.
Josh Jerome
2020-08-20 20:19:15 +0000 UTCYou lied about the wheels!? SCAMMED AGAIN!
SarahJRandomNumbers
2020-08-20 17:55:26 +0000 UTCShit why not try one of the varieties of destroying angel mushrooms, Some of the most poisonous known mushrooms
Rat squatch
2020-08-20 16:29:28 +0000 UTCI mean he also had gunports and a .50 cal and a .357 in there. Would have been dumb to try. That Cody dipshit was dumb to even try and face off against it with his front-loader. Hell, the COPS were dumb to not immediately say "yeah nope" and call in the national guard.
Josh Jerome
2020-08-20 15:22:58 +0000 UTCOleandrin is a toxic cardiac glycoside found in the poisonous plant, oleander. IF YOU HAVE CORONA JUST MUNCH ON ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC POISONOUS PLANT FOUND READILY IN GARDENS. JUST EAT SOME FUCKING NIGHTSHADE. JUST CHEW SOME RICINUS SEEDS. PUT SOME FUCKING POISON HEMLOCK UP YOUR ASS.
Zeaxe
2020-08-20 15:19:31 +0000 UTCOne of my fav antijokes
Roger
2020-08-20 14:13:45 +0000 UTCBaltimore is such a shithole, The inner city cops are such a holes. They pick and choose what areas to parole. They care so much more for there tourist spot inner harbor. People are leaving that city in waves. I lived in Baltimore for 4 years.
Andrew Rose Vickers
2020-08-20 13:35:40 +0000 UTCOK Boomer
Count drugula
2020-08-20 12:11:42 +0000 UTCMarijuana is for stupid boomers and old people lol, not cool anymore
c0lt
2020-08-20 10:19:32 +0000 UTCIt's a shrouded hammer, not a hammerless. It still has a hammer, it's just internal. The action is still double action, not semi-auto. The practical difference is, however, minimal.
Edvard Lundgren
2020-08-20 09:19:06 +0000 UTCis it????
c0lt
2020-08-20 09:10:19 +0000 UTCLook into Graham Hancock and his theories about earlier civilizations. Its gonna blow your mind.
Edvard Lundgren
2020-08-20 08:47:14 +0000 UTCcolorado is pretty dope not gonna lie. pueblo is a shithole though.
robozo
2020-08-20 08:46:54 +0000 UTCTJ, look up a short film called Slaughterbots. That’s the new Robocop.
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
2020-08-20 08:29:38 +0000 UTCClintmonk - https://s1374.photobucket.com/user/Presifundent/media/Clintmonk%20final_zpspgnvdjeg.jpg.html And go fuck yourself if you think it sucks. Haven't used a photoshop-like program in like 16 years. Took like an hour, had to download MIB2 scrub through to find what I was looking for and check out a paint.net tutorial to figure something out. Needed to make Clinton's hair darker. I was going to first merge the faces together but after finding that Clinton photo I thought MIB!
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 07:23:46 +0000 UTCShouldn't the answer for the joke be "Weed, cuz it gets you rollin"? Just sayin
Goat da Stoner
2020-08-20 06:50:20 +0000 UTCwhat paul smokes dabs
Amerikan Wolf
2020-08-20 06:00:48 +0000 UTCNice work bois
Dustin Conklin
2020-08-20 05:56:06 +0000 UTCColorado is great, but even though the laws would suggest otherwise, the people are absolute shit. In Colorado Springs, anyway, I can't speak for the rest of the state. I've hypothesized that it's due to the altitude. The higher in altitude you get, the thinner the oxygen gets. What happens with lack of oxygen? Brain damage! These people are fucking retarded, and I can only assume it gets worse with altitude.
Phat Dildokhunty
2020-08-20 04:58:11 +0000 UTCOh, shit! You guys used my picture for your shirt promo. Fuckin' nice! 😎👍
Super Pancake Man
2020-08-20 04:53:42 +0000 UTCOh, come on a can of black spray paint could have at least blinded the killdozer. Had they realized the bulletproof windows for the cameras.
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 04:49:22 +0000 UTCUniversal basic income needs to be just that, universal, otherwise it is poison in the veins of society and damages class solidarity, just like welfare currently does.
Billy the Squid
2020-08-20 04:43:09 +0000 UTCI'm down for a general strike, but wait what about this killdozer?! O.O
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 04:41:18 +0000 UTCI keep away from the new as much as possible. It makes me unhappy.
steven decke
2020-08-20 04:11:25 +0000 UTCThat fucking sucks to think about the fact that we only have roughly 7000 years, or so, of recorded* history. And that we might be on the epoch of another mass extinction, in which we doom our own species. This must be what “The Great Filter” looks like in regards to contact with intelligent aliens. *recorded (as “written”, but not necessarily verifiable as fact).
Connor
2020-08-20 03:52:15 +0000 UTCOh cool, I used to shop for weed at Strawberry Fields stores then I moved around a bit, and shop elsewhere. I can't sell weed, but I can hook ya up and give it away if you come here. At least until you get your own red card. The red card is the weed card. Just say headaches or some other pain. About $100 to get a card within 48 hours. However, you need to be a resident of Colorado which might take a month or three to establish.
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 03:50:55 +0000 UTCNot a bad suggestion. We will look into it.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-08-20 03:49:27 +0000 UTCOnly 20 minutes in and my balls hurt for some odd reason.
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 03:44:17 +0000 UTCCould you guys consider getting a second internet connection, each, with a router that can handle two internet connections at once so you can have less internet connection interruptions? With over 5.5K patrons you can afford it and will help the show quality. Also, a 10TB hard drive is like $200. Perfect for archiving all your works, if you haven't done that yet.
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 03:37:44 +0000 UTCRight on
Dustin Conklin
2020-08-20 03:30:19 +0000 UTCBout time!
Christopher Borra
2020-08-20 03:23:57 +0000 UTCUnscam situation..
Euthanasia
2020-08-20 03:23:41 +0000 UTCFinally.
Casen Snake Venom Cooke
2020-08-20 03:23:32 +0000 UTC
