ABANDON HOPE - Announcements, Submissions

I have a channel suggestion, but I’m curious about what you are willing to accept. I know you all want to leave DP behind, but the Youtube channel “Lord Of Patriarchy” makes me want to lose hope more than anybody else (S-Jake-W has been covering him a lot recently). He has also been far more Misogynst and Chuddy than he was when you covered him on the DP days (not to mention most of his former brain cells have been reduced to beer piss). This man is the personification of a pathetic Boomer Defense Drunk. He has no identity, no original thoughts, drinks his life away & thinks he is so intelligent. He is a loud proud boomer boy, and I assume any video from him would be good to look through for a good laugh. Below I have two videos. Both are about Kyle Kulinski, and both are hilarious. He has a video (which I won’t add) going after TJ as well. I think this would be a good laugh. If you want, just keep it patrons only so that this guy doesn’t get more attention. https://youtu.be/S16JUybgnSs- Kyle Kulinski thinks Crime is OK https://youtu.be/DPdq5ty1_OA- Kyle Kulinski Still doesn’t know why Progressives will always lose Both of these are hilarious. But any video (less than 20 minutes of course) is funny. It will make you Abandon Hope, but in the funniest way possible.

Hypnotic Visionaire

A garbage fire of a Garfield themed food delivery app and "entergagement experience" that is officially licensed to ViacomCBS. The orange juice infused "Garficcino" is particularly soul destroying. Capitalism birthed this monstrosity. The slogan is: "Love me, Feed me, Never leave me!" https://garfieldeats.com/

Guthrie Stafford

Trump and the Republicans are planning some serious election fuckery for November, looking at this will make you abandon hope. https://news.yahoo.com/trump-campaign-discussing-plans-appoint-090001571.html

King Komodox

Shitty video from a weird psudeo sic incel sport channel cult thing about the movie you love. They Live https://youtu.be/j4Hu6wOXUFw

Dominic Scotch

Black conservative reacts to the " get your booty to the poll" ad ( The one with strippers in it): https://youtu.be/bMjUzS4Fv7E

Duck Commander

Eskimo Pie finally changing it’s offensive name: https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/20/business/eskimo-pie-ice-cream-name-change-trnd/index.html

Tito Manfredo

Celebrating Columbus (PragerU): https://youtu.be/kBwawG0bPJc "DISINTEGRATIONISTS" Are DESTROYING America With A Simple Strategy | BEN SHAPIRO | Huckabee: https:// youtu.be/K-izCWWPCZA Ghost Doctor TV Show Ep 3: Ghost Interviewed at Collingwood Arts Center (Moron “interviews” ghost): https://youtu.be/3GtLXkgf7rs?t=120 Karlyn Borysenko speaks at a rally for Donald Trump in Maine and a bald eagle flies overhead!: https://youtu.be/j7O1nYthGMo 5 Ways For MEN To Attract A CLASSIC And CONSERVATIVE Woman! (Abigail Shapiro): https://youtu.be/b5UDHgcraP8

GC1931

Mega pastor John Haggee tests positive for coronavirus. He sued the city of San Antonio to reopen schools because he believed it infringes on religious freedom. He won and his private Christian school was reopened. https://cbsaustin.com/news/coronavirus/pastor-for-texas-megachurch-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19-family-confirms

Sam

Certified Young Person Paul Rudd talks about COVID19: https://youtu.be/5ngNuuPpmj8

renownedreviewer1923

Woman with 95-inch hips determined to break world record despite health warnings https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/life/woman-with-95-inch-hips-determined-to-break-world-record-despite-health-warnings/281-457199524

renownedreviewer1923

School Calls Cops on 12-Year-Old Boy Who Held Toy Gun During Zoom Class https://www.google.com/amp/s/reason.com/2020/09/07/zoom-nerf-gun-school-cops-kid-isaiah-elliott/%3famp

renownedreviewer1923

Think for yourself?...https://www.facebook.com/victormarx/videos/395980491402758/

Gerald Villar

This guy is upset that his hotel is experiencing rolling blackouts in the area, and he somehow ties this in with....socialism? https://www.facebook.com/170168510099531/posts/1058372734612433/

Gerald Villar

Kylie Jenner was criticized on social media for posting the wrong flag to represent Australia as part of an endorsement for her Beauty Brand 'Down Under' and for not knowing what the Australian flag looks like- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8797111/Kylie-Jenner-called-not-knowing-Australian-flag-looks-like.html

Todd Newton

I weird artist new release. A mix of MM and Cardi B. https://youtu.be/OGLm9emsow8

EyeSic

Melania Trump on Separated children at the border: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/melania-trump-tape-recording-children-cages-border-christmas-decorations-b744562.html

Aldo Hernandez

Since you're in favor of voting now, I'd like to see you refute the arguments you, Paul, and Scotty made in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshqsvZrWoY

Here’s something TJ. https://trekmovie.com/2020/09/22/patrick-stewart-wants-to-see-a-star-trek-star-wars-crossover-movie/

thepeasantchef

https://www.dpa-international.com/topic/trump-vows-declare-kkk-antifa-terrorist-organizations-urn%3Anewsml%3Adpa.com%3A20090101%3A200926-99-715216 everyone uses this to dismiss Trump refusing to condemn the WS groups

Emily Elizabeth

Holy Grail? https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/crypts-discovered-underneath-polish-knights-templar-chapel-180975827/

Eco Thunderbolt

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54314341 ARMENIA AND AZERBAIJAN GO TO WAR, TOTAL MILITARY DEPLOYMENT. WW3?

nick

Vin Diesel is pursuing a music career and just dropped his first single. And yes, it's just as awful as you'd imagine. https://youtu.be/uLwbPUyrdD0

Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/swearing-parrots-moved-park-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

Eco Thunderbolt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwBlX2oZ-S0 Bill Maher is a scumbag.

AkiK

it's old, but I've never heard your opinion on this. Would love to hear it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHOA2y9BzU&t=37s&ab_channel=NBCNews

Stefan Mosterd

https://youtu.be/K2d3DMC6qyg

Crimson Fatalis

My friend sent me this video criticizing Bernie Sanders for what he's said in the past about communism. Care to tear it apart TJ?

Crimson Fatalis

This is news from last year but I think it fits; google will ban your google account (so email, google play, docs, google drive, any website you use google to log into) because of some whacky YouTube comments; of course no human will ever look at it. https://9to5google.com/2019/11/09/google-account-bans-youtube-emote-spam-markiplier/

Lupin X

Alabama Bigfoot Hunter arrested for attempted murder: https://www.alexcityoutlook.com/news/bigfoot-hunter-arrested-for-attempted-murder/article_402dabf6-f397-11ea-91cf-3390c7b1be5b.html

Tito Manfredo

Deputy gangs within the LA Sheriff’s Department https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a7gwYbd8lHo PS that helmet isn’t Nazi, but I know that ain’t the real problem

Walter Mélon

https://evonomics.com/where-in-the-world-is-it-easiest-to-get-rich/ Contrary to popular belief, and what conservatives would have you believe, social democracies such as Norway and Sweden are actually the places where you are most likely to become an Ultra High Net Worth individual.

Patrick Lynch

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/michigan/articles/2020-09-26/ann-arbor-decriminalizes-magic-mushrooms-psychedelic-plants Some levity to restore some hope once abandoned: Ann Arbor, MI, has officially decriminalized Magic Mushrooms and other Psychedelic plants. It was also the first town to have recreational dispensaries in Michigan. It could be a possible area on your list to move to. It's pretty nice.

Mofojinkins

https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/mta-workers-had-hidden-man-cave-below-grand-central-tracks/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons Cheeky subway workers build hidden mancave

jackson graves

Right-wing dude saying there's gonna be a bloody revolution if trump loses https://youtu.be/u1bMpSbelZk

Hayden Johnson

https://twitter.com/Megandeth/status/1309199497558462464?s=20 Cops utilize "Taser Shields" against protestors in a very dystopian Sci-Fi world https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/local/shelby-county-sheriff-calls-use-stun-shields-regrettable-mistake/WFLHXBK5XBAQJF5UMEX6Y3X7O4/

Ben E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djfo-AwL5rk A writer for the Mary Sue says she's done with Harry Potter

KhaleesiOfTheGreatDairyState

PragerU uses anecdotal evidence and whataboutism to "prove" a $15 minimum wage is bad: https://twitter.com/prageru/status/1310602415037714432

Jonathan M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUAG6t5aN8

Sprout7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUAG6t5aN8 this dude trying to use sarcasm to point out how covid is essentially not something to worry about

Sprout7

Scammed again

Zachary Recer

The dumbest least effective protest in US history to change the name of a restaurant called 'Elotes' (which literally just means corn in Spanish): https://youtu.be/I-Fh9FI06W0. Here is the interview/summary https://youtu.be/9KBwmS5V_2w, apparently the word corn in Spanish is so sacred no other group of people are allowed to say it.

The True Nihilist

PragerU's CancelCon had the cringiest pseudo-anime opening sequence ever. If nothing else, may serve as a nice pallete cleanser midway through your stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2r9PObqmMc

Jonathan M

You’ve abandoned your boy TJ! You’ve abandoned your child!

Shrunken Presence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sWKbr7hKP4&t=66s Some guy named Matthew Ygelsias wants us to breed to 1 billion americans so we can economically profit somehow.

Ian Salyers

Hey! Abandon Hope on my birthday! What a great gift! Thanks for the shit TJ!

Fred Funkledunk

Scammed again

Andrew Ross

The view called joe rogan racist. It’s only 6 and a half mins long https://youtu.be/K4NprotZ4ZM

Lloyd Llewellyn

This should be a fun, quick and easy one TJ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Cv3molGw4&t=1s&ab_channel=ElliottHulse

Aditya Sriwasth

Scammed again cheejay

William Trowbridge

Have Paul on with you

iamaphoney

Here is an article from where I live about a store not allowing masks, this will make one abandon hope. https://www.stltoday.com/business/local/no-masks-allowed-in-jefferson-county-gun-store-an-example-of-the-us-divide/article_367506ca-8424-5b3e-a524-25008e5fb89d.html

King Komodox

Do it with Stevie

Marko362

Does anyone know if they will do a fat guys talk films this month?

Jason Moore

Love you too Tj

Mojo Jojo gumbo so good you commit war atrocities

Definitely would love to see him cover that cringe fest some

Joshua Forbes

https://youtu.be/eTlv2gfrINM butts and polls (what more can I say?)

Hunter S. Bunson

Here is a link to a video that pretends to be about free speech, but only uses it as a smokescreen for defending gay conversion therapy. It is from an organization called the Alliance Defending Freedom, which is a far-right religious legal advocacy group that has been nominating people to fill federal judgeships. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvNsNbrV13M

Marcus Solbes-Moran

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/25/world/asia/vietnam-recycled-condoms.html

Doitlive

Its very long but cancel con is a gold mine of content https://youtu.be/YR9ok03nBy0

Rusty Shackleford

Love you too ❤️

Chelsea

Parscale going insane in the membrane https://t.co/YVgZ3Jv0Ky

Seth

I gave your episode on psychedelics a listen a while back. It was amusing, but I thought it would be interesting if you went into the philosophy a bit more. Here's a dope edit to one of McKenna's speeches that could be of use. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CToVSF6iEPM

Focus Shift

This is kind of funny but depending on your perspective qualifies (US Dept. of Education trolls Princeton by opening an investigation into the university after Princeton's president claims concern about the effects of "systemic racism" at the university): https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/09/pretense-princeton-racist/616491/

cyrus

Ok, I'm gonna go cry now

Sween bum rushing Derek with a Xenophase blade