Doomer Shirts!
Added 2020-10-28 05:41:07 +0000 UTCBeware the Doomer!
Lurking in homes across the world the Doomer hides in plain sight! Blending right in with normal hard working families! Do not be alarmed as we have come up with these foolproof ways to spot a Doomer!
There are a few easy signs that can help you identify the DOOMER:
- Sign One: Look for a foul mouthed stoner with long hair! Smoking the Devil's Lettuce fries valuable brain cells! These brain cells make you a good honest hard working capitalist!
- Sign Two: These depraved maniacs have not only given up on life, but the world itself! These crybabies are not content to wallow in their only self pity but to drag you head first into disaster! Beware the fellow who can’t stop complaining about his bad back or his couch from Ikea!
The last and most important sign is are they wearing the BRAND NEW ULTRA DELUXE DOOMER SHIRT NOW AVAILABLE ONLY FROM DEEP FAT FRIED, THE GREATEST PODCAST IN HUMAN HISTORY!
These sublime shirts will have you begging for the nukes to launch and that asteroid to hurry up already! Humanity hasn’t got all day!
And remember kids we are all doomed but not everyone can be a DOOMER!
Comments
After seeing how ridiculous and rude Paul was to TJ in the Can We Fix It Part 1 episode, I definitely no longer want this shirt.
Thomas H.
2020-10-30 13:51:22 +0000 UTCDont do it buddy
Edvard Lundgren
2020-10-30 10:27:22 +0000 UTCNoice
Billy Goate
2020-10-29 18:04:22 +0000 UTCballs.
Doitlive
2020-10-29 16:34:55 +0000 UTCPooooop 💩
Poop Poop
2020-10-29 00:44:23 +0000 UTCSo cool! Def gonna order this once my welfare comes in!
Stephanie Owens
2020-10-29 00:31:36 +0000 UTCGive money? Yes sir!
Ian Salyers
2020-10-29 00:05:26 +0000 UTCYeah they claim to be on the side of us fat fucks but apparently not
Steven Bentley
2020-10-28 22:41:25 +0000 UTCMight get the hoody but I’m also broke
Marlin Benson
2020-10-28 22:11:36 +0000 UTCNot for the stupids, move along.
BangoMike
2020-10-28 21:29:17 +0000 UTCGetting one tonight, That last sweater was amazing .
Rat squatch
2020-10-28 18:38:39 +0000 UTCI'm holding out for a Morton Paul T shirt.
Doitlive
2020-10-28 18:15:54 +0000 UTC2 weeks to purchase? Perfect. I'm getting a hoodie. Maybe even a T-shirt.
Dastardly Bastard the 2nd
2020-10-28 18:08:31 +0000 UTCI see you guys are discriminating against fat neckbeards now that you've been dieting. No 3-4x? What is a fat fuck like me supposed to do? Go on a diet as well?
Liz Rose
2020-10-28 17:53:09 +0000 UTCooh this is dope
Sprout7
2020-10-28 15:37:45 +0000 UTClol that looks awesome!
Thomas H.
2020-10-28 15:28:45 +0000 UTCSome of the colors go up to 3 and 4 XL.
Amelia
2020-10-28 14:21:39 +0000 UTCCheck the different colors. The charcoal t-shirt goes up to a 4XL.
Amelia
2020-10-28 14:19:07 +0000 UTCYes please
AlterEgoIII
2020-10-28 13:42:43 +0000 UTCThat design is great :)
Skeptical Jesus
2020-10-28 13:27:38 +0000 UTCIt took a while, but you got me to buy a hoodie because this one's pretty damn cool. Now get on your knees and Hail Satan for me, neckbeards.
Canadian Satan
2020-10-28 12:33:54 +0000 UTCPurchased instantly. Love the design keep pumping out the awesome shit guys and ill keep shoveling over my money
southside99999
2020-10-28 11:16:21 +0000 UTCI'd love to get one, but it doesn't go to a size I can fit in.
Azath Hallow
2020-10-28 09:51:23 +0000 UTCThis design is too dope gonna be real hard to resist dooming it up
Todd
2020-10-28 08:46:57 +0000 UTCJust got the cardinal colored Tee and the black tote. YEE!
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
2020-10-28 07:11:33 +0000 UTCDoes this ship to Europe?
BangoMike
2020-10-28 07:05:25 +0000 UTCWould get. But doesn’t come in my size. I thought this was a fat and tall person accepting place. You can’t tell me TJ fits in a 2xl t-shirt. He’s at least 2-xlt. Sad
Tim Foster
2020-10-28 06:56:59 +0000 UTCGetting this! Paul Rocks!!!
RandomDan
2020-10-28 06:38:30 +0000 UTCTight
Eric Weston
2020-10-28 06:18:47 +0000 UTCI saw this on puals stream just then, his TJ story was delicious
Mace Sowell
2020-10-28 06:09:38 +0000 UTCGoddamnit TJ
Chance
2020-10-28 05:58:45 +0000 UTCI may not be able to afford my psychiatric medication but i sure as hell can drop money on DFF merch
NobodyNoel
2020-10-28 05:46:42 +0000 UTCAlready purchased! Lol
Brandon Dester
2020-10-28 05:45:43 +0000 UTCWorking on a new one right now!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-10-28 05:45:01 +0000 UTCI have been HUNGERING for more shirts from you guys, back in DP days you guys had a new cool design like every few weeks or so. Give us more!!
AshFox
2020-10-28 05:44:21 +0000 UTC
