Flash Fried LIVE 12/23/20

Paul claims to be left wing AND authoritarian. You know you can be both right? They aren't mutually exclusive or something.

Optimus Prime

Can we get a "No Paul" tier so that i don't have to listen to him? I'll bump my sub from 5 to 10 if it had that. Also, please stop doing flash fried live. It fucking sucks. it needs to be edited. when I hear live, i hear tons more time of awkward silences and shitty side talk that goes on way too much. Hail Kai Zha!

Joey Lenoci

start searching for a new job homie stay there till you can escape

DjBlue

Paul thinks that his opinion is more important than anyone else’s that’s why he constantly talks over scotty and tj

Bobby Thomson

I love Paul.

Ian Salyers

I’m an “essential worker” for Pepsi (bc getting America their daily supply of liquid diabetes is deemed essential by Congress) in CT, which has some podunk bumfuck parts to it. Paul’s rant was somehow able to encapsulate and put to tape the rage I feel every time I’m working and see some ignorant plague rat walking the down the store aisle, mask off, smiling at me like nothing’s wrong. I’m not allowed to say anything to them, or else I lose my job. It’s been a tough year, and every time I leave the house for work it feels like I’m putting myself and everyone in my household at risk, but thanks DFF for being a bright spot in a very dark year.

Probably I wouldn't be as angry as Paul was, but I pretty much agree with him. If you are a potential health threat to other people, get the shot.

Fernando Simões

Ok maybe Paul needs to tone down the salt sometimes, I love it, his angry outbursts is a cornerstone of dff but sometimes it doesn’t give Scotty or Tj to talk.

I’m waiting for the day that Scotty and TJ have to part ways with Paul for being such a motormouth and emotional glass house, or admit that they put up with it for way too long. I wouldn’t be happy if I was on a podcast and my co-host hijacked the mic every time he spoke, and got butthurt at every misunderstanding between them.

Fred Funkledunk

The new strain of Covid originated in the UK not South Africa.

JP

The flu vaccines that have been administered for years have the same shit. Not everyone can take them, which is why those who can should to protect them. Allergies are an autoimmune disease, the vaccine is not recommended for those that get anaphylaxis. My sister is allergic to penicillin, that doesn't mean that it's a bad drug.

Amelia

What’s your complaint and who are you directing it to? What’s your take?

Myles

Goddamn, Paul let loose on those anti-vaxxers. And while that was entertaining to hear, I still have my concerns about the "need" to control people. Especially when we're still talking about a wonky sample of vaccines, that causes some worrying side effects.

Unseen Enabler

It’s very ironic when people who claim to be liberal or left wing start to profess the desire for authoritarian and fascist measures to be implemented.

Bobby Thomson

Damn comrade!

Unseen Enabler

95% of the mask protesters I've dealt with at work are white men. They aren't even my biggest demographic but they are the most indignant over having to wear a mask. Their whole lives they have been able to go whereever they want and do whatever they want, without anyone stopping them. Never realising that I let them come into my business every time they walk in and I've always had the authority to ask them to leave.

Krista Vaillancourt

Paul the movie buff thinks Quaid was the main character in Running Man :D

Graham Paterson

Sorry about your dad, Jeremy. What you are saying makes sense to me. We have this one solution that is unevenly helpful and in some cases can be harmful, but we keep pushing for everyone to isolate at home thinking that's safest. Sometimes a different approach is needed. A strict mandate is probably not the way to go, but it is applied anyway to stop stupid people from being stupid. Too bad stupid people don't follow strict mandates.

Krista Vaillancourt

Listening to Paul explain the plot of a movie he hasn't seen is painful. The tension of Legally Blonde is that she is supposed to be a dumb blonde, but she isn't. This is not a liar revealed story. Her boyfriend breaks up with her before he goes to law school because she isn't serious enough for him. She is proving everyone wrong by getting into Harvard and being at the top of her class in Law. The legal case is something she is part of because she is one of the best students. She wins the case because she knows about hair products and can catch someone in a lie on the stand.

Krista Vaillancourt

Need to get my guillotine ready. In Minecraft.

JP

I'm against not wearing a mask & distancing. They're too easy to refuse, for all the benefit they bring. That being said I think COVID has been a more lethal allergen than pathogen. You guys all gorged on plague-related fiction as this pandemic started, remember? I think that's warped your minds. You have ONLY consumed the scariest details of this, since its beginning. I figured this whole time it was harmless sensationalism, but nah, you really think it's Black Death II Electric Achoo-galoo. This is the first pandemic where the common belief is that all reckless carriers are murderers/attempted murderers/manslaughterers. Just keep in mind, that's a new idea. Valid or not. We've known forever that trying to chase a coronavirus with a vaccine is just impossible. They evolve quicker than our vaccine approval process, at its fastest. Just like last year, and this year, and next year, Earth generates a new COVID every fall, and it goes as hard as it can till the following summer. You can blame the morons for fucking up the first lockdown. But here was the original deal: "We go hard ASAP, kill it in its crib. If we miss that boat, it goes endemic, we're fucked. We'll just have to take it on the chin." Well it's endemic, guys. We're in take-it-on-the-chin mode no matter what. Herd immunity is the last hope. (COVID19 vaccine probably works. Are we going to wait all 2021 for the COVID20 shot? Just so we can wait all 2022 for the COVID21 version? This strategy is endless.) You guys overlook lockdown deaths. The Alzheimer's/dementia patients evaporating mentally, without once weekly/daily visits. Every category of overdose death has leapt off the chart. You can expect some apartment complex fires, like the Bronx mid 70's, for insurance money. Suicide, domestic violence, bankruptcy, hoovervilles, etc. None a symptom of COVID. This is civic anaphylactic shock. Everybody should put a fucking mask on, not because COVID's that scary, rather because the lockdown is scary. But, ever go into the fridge looking for ketchup? You open the door, move the ketchup out of the way, and spend 5 minutes looking for the ketchup? Till you close the door, look again, and there it is, up front? The ketchup we've moved out of the way, for the past few months, is the fact that WE CAN STOP BEING LOCKED DOWN. Keep your mask on, stay 6 feet apart, shun old people, do what you want. But let humans leave their fucking homes. We've NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. Do you understand? This has been one hypothesis in action: "With modern tech, can we pull off a GLOBAL lockdown?" The answer is no. Trial and fucking error. This is becoming concept creep. My dad was one of these deaths of despair. He died mid March. An oil industry employee, oil futures went negative. He had a heart attack. It was obvious to him that his future was over. There's no way he would have made it much longer anyway. He put himself under a sword of Damocles. The Lockdown victims are going to eventually outnumber the COVID victims. Their pain, far more varied and seemingly arbitrary, will connect with people. They have miscreant anti-maskers to blame. But only for the first half of this story; the one up till now. The rest of the blame will slowly start migrating to people like Paul, still hissing and recoiling at "plague rats." TL;DR Anti-maskers be dumb but Paul thinking that COVID19 is the Superflu from The Stand is contemptibly ignorant at this point. Lockdown has to end.

Jeremy K

Top form, Paul. Top form.

Bigness

The pleb section is the first half of an episode (this one that we're commenting on) that was live earlier in the week for us. They do the show for the patrons and then cut it at the halfway point and post it for the plebs. But the good news is that you can see the second half of what you were watching on youtube right here.

Josh Jerome

Can anyone help me? I can’t find where to watch videos live on Patreon. They’re doing a live stream rn on YT, pleb section ended, I came here but there’s no live feed

Cretinous Swine

by the way, my mom is not taking the vaccine because Newsmax told her the socialists are gonna track her, and my sister's not taking it because she doesn't want a sore arm. So that's 2/4 of my family members who won't take it. It's times like these when I think humans shouldn't have rights – get your mandatory government vaccine, or be detained in solitary until you comply. People are children who need to be controlled by the iron fist of Stalin, imo...

Noah Miller

"Bro just try this South Africa strain bro, come on bro it's nothing like that weak 2019 strain bro, just try it"

Noah Miller

Paul asserting Americans are law savvy following major trials, demonstrates Presumption of Guilt and apparently has never heard of a paralegal. I love you Paul X

Graham Paterson

Paul is the voice of the people... I love when he goes off on these dumb ass chuds..

Adam Schneider

Fuck yes if I had more money to waste I’d double my monthly to 20 bucks just for you guys kicking the anti-masker dumbass troll out of the chat. I love seeing Paul destroy these whiny stupid little bitches, ban em all.

Colten Drennen

paul carried the episode. true performer.

O

If I were hacking you at that level, I would probably know how to disguise my location. Russia is an easy target because they don't really control what goes on, in terms of what runs on the internet. That's why people generally have all their illegal websites and services running somewhere from Russia. That's why even if I were in India, I would probably hack someone with some Russian server.

BangoMike

What made you think they are tired of it?

Edvard Lundgren

What does that person do with his time?

Edvard Lundgren

Agreed. You fully embodied my own anger. Solute to you.

Adam Schneider

It is misleading to say to your audience the recent Russian hack is some false flag state job, or a silly scapegoat etc. It is not as easy to call it a scapegoat for more war. Unfortunately it is a state sponsored hack if you read into the multiple sources other than the government pointing fingers at Russia.

Barrel Titor

as someone who torrents fights and lives in NC, fuck tom tills.

O

Also, Colorado Springs pigs last I saw in the local news was they weren't going to enforce mask laws. It's from July but still very telling of the pigs. I've heard no update to the policy. They'll bust people for stealing food or stealing stuff for food but anti maskers not going to be enforced. https://www.koaa.com/news/covering-colorado/how-will-police-enforce-mask-mandate-in-colorado

Christopher Borra

“AMELIA, MY WIFE!?” congrats paul. diddnt know you got married.

O

you seem burned out should have taken the holiday off

O

Paul is the Jimmy Dore of DFF and I love it!

Notjustklownin

Nice papa smurf outfit T.J.

Dinoaur

You should do a show on vaccines including the consequences of taking an untested vaccine.

Another Agnostic

As one of your top tier bitchers I want to say that y’all have an awesome show and it keeps me coming back for more content and when I don’t get it I throw a fit, so here we go , I appreciate what y’all do when you do it if you’re tired of it so be it but it will be the end of a great thing.

Shrunken Presence

I'm actually glad DFF will ban anyone spreading utter anti-science garbage delusional anti-mask cultist bullshit. I'm so fucking DONE with these type of fucking maggot infested motherfuckers. Being a GODDAMN PLAGUE RAT! At that rate, I'd harm you as much as a plague rat, and you'd rightfully fucking deserve it. Utter fucking filth of humanity. Forcibly vaccinate those motherfuckers. Pin them down and jab the fucking needle into their bone, too. They'd be fearing daddy government then, fucking animals!

Ignar Husky

Dance you fucking clowns

Another Agnostic

I have a neighbor that doesn't have internet or a TV and he said to me after I said how much the US sucks for the $600, "We can't compare ourselves to other countries.". So just putting that out there. What one person thinks that doesn't get their info from TV or the internet. I don't know if they listen to the radio either. Sure recent talks of $2,000 now. Might be the only nice thing Trump did, although I do realize a) it's not his money he's giving, and b) everything Trump does has a selfish angle to it. But the thing is Biden and the Democrats wouldn't have done that. Democrats would have been like "Oh golly gee, the Republicans are only allowing the $600 so that's all we can do.".

Christopher Borra

Paul that penis option is not that small. That's average. There is no micropenis option. I do wish I had the endurance my character has though.

Barrel Titor

The guillotine bit was great.

Hypnotic Visionaire

Paul is the voice of the people.

David

I bet none of you will be able to squeeze the word, "epiphany" into this episode.

Cereal And Grape Juice

Here before poop.

nick

Please please please bring up the Zodiac’s 340 cipher being solved. No one is talking about it!

Cole Baker

I love being a patron!

Abby Danger

I missed the Grease Trap live, but I won’t miss this. Let’s goooo

sbcistheboss .

Keep up the good work y'all and have a great show!

fasterthings

His first line was basically: "I gotta poop."

Chris Hyland

I AM NOT A STALKER!

therobotchicken