Master Post Update (September 2020 - December 2022)

https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

Austin Snyder

If not…

Austin Snyder

Have these guys made fun of Elon musks fake “Path of Exile” hardcore account?

Austin Snyder

Bill is extremely pessimistic whenever he isn't doing a show. What the fuck?

Revenant

Well, if you just had the millions of dollars that Bill Nye has, you would understand!

Dram Elyk

Bet that bussy's tight.

Dram Elyk

The opportunity to be a corporate slave our entire lives, lied to, manipulated, controlled. I guess when I was told to study a lot and work hard to unlock all these opportunities, they omitted what the actual opportunities are.

Daniel Beran

I just read an article about Bill Nye telling Gen Z graduates not to be pessimistic because pessimistic people don't accomplish anything and they'll drag you down with them. He goes on to name the good things in the world and say how we truly live in the greatest time on this planet even as biodiversity continues to dwindle, our environment falters and inequality runs rampant we truly have more opportunity than those before us. Opportunity to do what? He doesn't elaborate. What opportunity Bill? The opportunity to serve a population of ever dwindling intellect? The opportunity to own absolutely nothing? The opportunity to work your entire life until you die? So much opportunity.

J Allen

I've started to notice that I'm saying that shit is "tight" more often now. What strikes me as odd about this is the fact that I've never used such language even when it was popular in vernacular. I'm pretty sure none of you guys do it and no one I know says it either so I'm just sitting here wondering why is everything so tight now when it never was before? "That's tight" "this shit is tight" What have I become?

J Allen

Does anyone know when these glorious fat fucks are supposed to return? The Holidays have ended and I am an endless void that demands contento.

J Allen

secreter service for coconut mommy milkers

Eric Draven

Kamala Harris has a...secrete...service?

Revenant

Oh so this is one of those thought-terminating cliché as "If you don't like this country, why don't you just leave". No guy, you can criticize something and still support it. Criticism is fine and helps improve any product/service.

Ken

Onion Nuggetz are consistently over 4 hours, I fail to see the significance in your complaint.

Junkbot

lol fuck off. i canceled Netflix to keep this contento. so no i don't feel scammed.

Mythic Templar

This might come as a shock to you, but you actually can give or pull your money from Patreon any time you want, and you aren't forced into contributing to any individual content creator you don't enjoy. Crazy, right?

PosterNutbag

Just you. With onion nuggets plus all the dff episodes it's more content than I can physically watch.

RushXAnthem TCG

500 cents a month and people bitch? Come on man...this is the BEST deal you've gotten or gonna get...anywhere

Conservatively Progressive

Considering I give someone 5$ on another patreon that only posts once a month, these guys do a great job tbh. Sometimes I cant keep up with how much they push out.

Roman Douchington

Maybe you should find another show to watch if you don’t like this one.

Smooth

Calling people stingy for not giving you money after collectively making more than $30,000 a month from patreon? 7$x 5000+ paying patrons? And then ebegging us? Thats not a scam? Okay bro

Jan

You sit and talk. You don't work. Relax. Go smoke some cigarretes and have a heart attack

Jan

Okay give me my last 3 months you sit and cry on a computer about not having enough money and now im the bad guy? Fine give me my 3 months you lazy crybaby

Jan

Nope, you already listened and watched for years. You can have the last three months though if you want.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Okay I've been paying since the start and I've now decided I've been scammed, can I have my money going back 6 years?

Valerina

I'm not screaming at people people to make me rich. I behave like an insurance CEO? When was the last time I denied someone healthcare? And don't show up belittling our show and the work we do. If you want to talk shit I have zero problems handing you your money back and saying so long.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

We are paying for Paul's therapy and still have to work real jobs so these guys scream at us for not making them rich. Its really ironic. They behave like the insurance CEO and act like they work hard.

Jan

Love the show, but feeling there is not much 'contento' and the Onion Nuggetz duration length being determined by 'donos' feels like a punch for monthly patron supporters. Is it just me?

Ken

A drunk driver came close to hitting Kamala Harris's secrete service convoy in a head on collision.

Austin Snyder

Ghost story gauntlet

Vorith

HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN IS ON TUBI, FREE STREAMING!

Jan

Not drowning in content.

Another Agnostic

On closer inspection, I don't think its a party flip we're seeing, I think the democrats are just outright consuming what remains of the republicans after the trump cult used the party like a cumsock.

Glob

I'm going to destroy TJ'

M

Sweet! Thank you!

Dylan Starowicz

The Zodiac Killer episode has now been given merch tier access. Sorry, we had to do each post manually so there definitely may be more here and there that weren't shared. With the Heaven's Gate Cult episode, that was unfortunately only on Vimeo and our Vimeo account was deactivated.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I already know what to do when life gives me lemons, but thanks to TJ Kirk, now I know what to do when life gives me the brown banana.

Oblique Lafreak

Hey guys, I’m a merch tier member and was trying to go back and watch some old episodes like The Zodiac Killer and Heaven’s Gate Cult, but it says the posts are unavailable to my tier. Is there any way you could unlock access to them?

Dylan Starowicz

surprisingly wholesome <3

Null

Imagine Paul becoming the next Joe Rowgan. He'd really move this ship along!

M

The Babylon Bee's "WOKE ZONE TRILOGY" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a31ifa6dkmg&t=292s

Pengmaeda

wow so unorganized

Bryant Field

Baron Harkonnen Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgw81m935QE

Drone

I very much like You're Wrong from Scotty. I guess he gets bored of it, so no pressure. Just wanted to say I miss it.

Geniusego

i expec paul to be in rare form today, he has had a full week to power up with his cpap.

Zeaxe

they take break, should be back today

Glob

it has been a week where is unyin?

Zeaxe

Pooooooop 💩

Poop Poop

no uny nunyz sad :(

Zeaxe

Whats some favorites? i need a good rewatch

Regan Thompson

There is no way, I'm the only person that bought the shirt.

Austin Snyder

Cracking up at the classic episodes . They're so good

Jim

Read "Bill and Hillary Clinton Convincing Potential Third-Party Candidates Against Running for President: Report" on SmartNews: https://l.smartnews.com/p-Vq25V/kxCAUy

John McFadden

onyon neugetzz

Zeaxe

Are you guys going to comment on Aaron Bushnell? Considering how Biden hasn't reacted to stop the genocide and what happened with the aid trucks today I can't imagine him winning reelection considering how bleak it was before

Devin Peterson

Merch Tier ftw!

TurtleDrone

https://youtu.be/CBd0X5ZtOW8?feature=shared

Jan

The video posts are right below the audio posts

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Are you able to put the video of onion nuggets and sloppy seconds up? I only see the audio version

Miltiades

🍿😶✌️ Yall have a great day, don't forget to pass the salt

ian Lane

Is there no onion nuggetz today :(

Joe Smerdon

need ongin nudditz :<

Zeaxe

Can anyone tell me the name of the episode where they discussed hoarding/hoarders?

Richard LeBeck

It's not ASMR but I like to chill with ambient noise videos sometimes. Like rain, waves lapping on a beach, crackling fire, ones where it sounds like you're in an old creaky wooden ship or in a bunk on the starship Enterprise. Shit like that. Pretty relaxing.

Chillin'withSpiders

Ben Shapiro and Tom MacDonald just dropped a rap song together!!!

Mr. Garak

paul said there would be bergine nugbetz

Zeaxe

Awesome, thank you!

Roman Douchington

Guys guys guys. Checkout Matt Walsh 's take on Valentine's day gifts. He says the funniest thing about them being gay!!!

Mr. Garak

We had to add them all manually, so it's certainly possible we missed some. The Heaven's Gate one is unavailable for everyone because it's on our suspended Vimeo account, one Charles Manson episode copy was shared with the merch tier but not the other (now fixed), Andy Dick is now fixed, as well as End of the World Part 2

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

whar oniggon noongetz?

Zeaxe

I'm not sure if this is a me thing, but it seems like a lot of the patreon exclusive DFF episodes arent available for those in merch tier.. ones like heavens gate cult, charles manson, andy dick and end of the world part 2 want me to down grade to $7/m to watch.

Roman Douchington

Gauntlet Idea: watch an episode of MST3K, but look into every joke reference they don't get. Is that dumb?

Camaron Gowesky

The best part of this show is Paul Zego.

ian Lane

I just checked it out. Looks like he's still doing his usual stuff. Right wing "leftism" focusing on racial antagonism. His latest video is him complaining about an HBO special on some long ago crime involving a white dude because what they SHOULD be doing is making a special on black criminals! Keep on grifting, my man! DFF's take on the guy will probably be exactly the same as what we heard on the old show, since he's doing pretty much the exact same thing he was doing five years ago. I'm fine with leaving him in the rear-view mirror, personally.

Brian

Yes. He currently goes by "the pouch" on YouTube I think. This one is needed!

SuperSaiyanZero

Do a Atheism is Unstoppable gauntlet

JK

incredible idea

Richard Greenwood

We covered him in our religion gauntlet

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Guys checkout Redeemed Zoomer's channel. He debunked all atheists arguments in nine minutes.

Mr. Garak

If they’re making a cute pets gauntlet, they need to rank their pets in order of which one is the best. Imagine the fighting and content we as an audience would get, imagine Paul screaming “Dinoaur is one million times better than your dogturds for pets”. I can’t wait!!

Vooran

bro im so baked

Alex Acosta

wher depafatfry? PAUL???

Zeaxe

I got a movie commentary recommendation for DFF https://tubitv.com/movies/674520/time-to-duel

Felix Argyle

whar trukc rgyme ganytlet???? start??? paul????

Zeaxe

Someone get TJ to watch this plz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz5zLAjz0Nc

Skeptical Jesus

It is coming to you live on Dec 31st.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

when is the true crime gauntlet coming out?

afox

You vape as much as you type. Your argument is invalid.

Kyber

They make too much money on the new format and they need to cry about how broke they are.

Jan

is True crime christmas episode being released on christmas? or Dec 31?

Ras_prosecutor

You ever hear the phrase 'you can't go home again'?

Just_A_Guy

@Just_A_Guy Well the classic style is better imo and that of many others plus all who voted on the poll; also why have the poll if it wasn't to be taken into account - like what?

Conner Cruz O'Brien

They've covered like every interesting topic already. Just go watch a classic DFF. I watched the Zodiac and Kurt Cobain episodes last week. The Zodiac ep had a grim realness to it. The guys had some pretty good takes on how the crimes went down. As far as the show now, I think the answer is not to return to form, but to continue to evolve. They've still 'got it', make no mistake, they're just getting older, times are changing, and we're living in the jaded post-Covid19 era.

Just_A_Guy

I respect your opinion brotha

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Lol XD probably

Conner Cruz O'Brien

@PessimistProductions fair enough, I appreciate your reply and I haven't really thought of it that way. Been a fan of y'all for about a decade and will continue to support ya. Cheers! That being said the old style is just plain more entertaining imo.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

I feel like it should be an occasional thing. I miss classic DFF topic breakdown episodes. Like weird weapons of war was awesome

Novashadow115

They ran out of ideas dude. It's not a negative thing to switch it up and do something different. Keeps it refreshing. They still do old format on occasion

Brad The Patreorn

Im convinced they have Taylor do the communication with the patreons, its much too measured and humble to be any of the boys XD Anyway, regardless of which direction the show is taking there will be people complaining about going back to some percieved golden age so I wouldnt sweat it too much.

Edvard Lundgren

I personally hated the classic episodes. I really like the new direction the show has changed. The fact the old stuff was so scripted with really detracted from the awesome chemistry of the guys bouncing off one another in more free form discussions. Especially since if the topic/theme was uninteresting the whole episode was just doomed to suck for certain people.

Skuzzy

I agree we can always do better. But a return to form is subjective. There are people that love what we do now more than classic episodes and vice versa. Regardless thank you for the feedback and we know it’s because you want us to do better.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Guys we still love you but you do need a 'return to form' and not just get defensive about it

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Absolutely unreal. I hope one day these guys stop pretending to be “leftists” LMFAO

Derek Morris

I just want paul to take care of his mental health enough to not be a catatonic mess but still be funny mad man.

Zeaxe

Shut your silly little mouth up you absolute muffin. I’m so sick and hecking blooming tired of you. Everytime I open up patreon, there it is. Your silly little comment. You little purple pixelated pickle headed puffy porridge pooing pide piper proliferating puke partnering putrid parroting panda pilferer. I’m going to put a salamander in your mother’s scarf drawer in hopes she may wear it by mistake in your presence and give you an awful fright - rightfully deserved. A pleb at heart if there ever was one.

Myname AL

I feel you guys are at your best when it comes to classic episodes. I'm with Paul, funk the news, topics that peak your interests are my fav.

Tye

My retard ass understood what was said as "will only be available to merchies". Can't really blame people for not understanding what was going on and just metabolizing the "livestream for merchies" as "merchies get exclusive contento" I usually listen when I'm doing other things and it's more difficult to fully comprehend a conversation when 80% of my attention is on vidya.

Zeaxe

100%. I bought the merch tier just to watch this because I didn't see anything about it being behind a paywall temporarily on the upload. It's frustrating to see I've paid, when I didn't need to if I knew I just had to wait.

Skuzzy

>Later in the week >its friday :(

Edvard Lundgren

This needs to be in the titles of things like this, do ignore my comment below then on locking video content behind the merch tier. What you've done is perfectly reasonable now that you say this, but it needed to be in text format somewhere EDIT: Rather, I got confused because there was an announcement beneath the boogie video that said "Merch tier exclusive stream", so I assumed it was the Boogie thing and something else that were both locked.

Jordan Zucaro

We announced on our last Onion Nuggetz on Friday and in a post here yesterday that the livestream was for the $35 tier and all our other patrons will get access to it later in the week. All our patrons will get it, but we're giving our highest tier early access.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Was about to watch the fuckin Boogie doc, you know, until I fuckin realized it was fuckin locked behind a 35 FUCKIN DOLLAR PAY WALL, you know. WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Err

late scammers episode link posted late PAUL?

Zeaxe

the episode released immediately after I commented this was the post meet-up bantersode. checkmate atheist

Zeaxe

Indeed, turn (around) to him, because if you show him your back, Jesus will love you in ways you might not appreciate.

Mike Sinner

TJ IS LORD

YoOoOoOoO

Satan hates you

Just_A_Guy

Don't forget the intercession of the Holy Mother, and all the saints; may his sorrowful passion have mercy on us and the whole world

Ssemaje Jhrvys

Turn to this 🖕

Cole

His Infernal Majesty

Alex Mac Donald

Every episode is a bantersode

Edvard Lundgren

the people want another bantersode

Zeaxe

Jesus Christ loves you guys. Turn to HIM.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

DFF? More like Quee-FF

Jeremy K

The Individual Brett Keane Segment Situation!

3dcow

Twitch Thot Gauntlet/E-Girl Cringe Gauntlet

Koriand'r

POooooOP 💩

Poop Poop

So the drunken peasants?

Emerius Jones

I guess

Jaron Talotta

Lolcow Gauntlet - Chrischan, Cyraxx, Daniel Larsen, KingCobraJFS and the like

Adrian Voss

His voice makes me want to pour glass in my ears

Atticus Omundson

I think we should sing happy songs together.

AARON

Military fails sounds like it could be hilarious depending on what gets pulled

Johnathan Clancy

It'saGundam gauntlet, he's an antiwoke gamergater grifter whos like 50 and complains about twitch streamers.

Thomas DeRosa

There are such things as bloopers and photo bombers.

Jahosephat Davy

Military fails are pretty amazing to watch. Not actual war shit, but there some funny war shit too. Guess we military folks don't get depressed easy but civilians always jump to the sad conclusion with being in the military. Funny stuff happens too, and soldiers love to document that.

Jahosephat Davy

So does 'funny news stories' you know that'll be a bunch of disaster and catastrophe draped in a sunny, upbeat facade.

Emerius Jones

Idk, military failures sounds pretty depressing to me...

Delayed

How about stuff that Paul can be happy about. Maybe a Funny News gauntlet, Try not to laugh gauntlet, or a Military Fail gauntlet.

Jahosephat Davy

Krazy Kooky Kop gauntlet.

Thomas DeRosa

DDnDD S3 when

huffglue

Bill Maher gauntlet

Henry Winters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt_-4jOqWyQ Go Woke Go Broke, Paul's gotta do a cover of this song!

3dcow

100% agree. So much more meat on that bone. Maybe december do petetson 2. It could be a yearly event

pinkdog1992 .

Peterson gauntlet 2. The last one didn't drive you insane enough

Emerius Jones

Ratio blacklight

Jordan Zucaro

will there be an abandon hope tonight or later this afternoon?

Bryant Field

It's 4d scamming, really.

Emerius Jones

See now this is how you appeal a ban. Could use a little more saliva but otherwise 10/10.

Josh Jerome

That shows the proper feudal spirit!

Edvard Lundgren

I come to thee on bended knee to tell the great Paul he is better than me and request that yee set me free for I am a fool compared to he.

J Allen

Scam on top of a scam

Brad The Patreorn

https://youtu.be/b1_RKu-ESCY Can yall report this dogshit "music" for promoting terrorism ty

Glob

I think the greatest lesson I've learned from watching the content of pessimist productions is totally opposite of what they preach and that lesson is that I need to become a capitalist peace of shit because it's better than being a poor piece of shit.

J Allen

^ and Jack and Jill please

Ben Ladd

You guys need to check out the PBD Podcast. I think you guys could get a lot of good content out of how bad there show is.

Kilj0y

Hey guys i know i have asked this before but it's been a few months so i thought i would bring it up again, could you guys please re upload your old movie commentary's such as "hell comes to frogtown" i understand that a deal cannot become too with vimeo. but you could host them on mega like you8 guys did a while ago for the onion nuggetz that got censored by youtube

Zebedee Totty

I love Paul

Sam Adams

No Juneteenth episode?RAAAAAAYCIIIIIIIIIIIST!

Jahosephat Davy

:҉P҉o҉o҉o҉o҉o҉o҉p҉💩

Poop Poop

Cockatoo needs hooked on phonics

ian Lane

No, we save that for the TJDoesLife streams if he still does em XD

Dick McPenis

A two week vacation? What do you think this is Europe? Real Americans don't need a vacation. Real Americans are contented by a hard day's work.

J Allen

I had a moment, I misread this as Masturbate Update.

Cockatoo in Sunglasses

Yes any mod that sees this tell Paul we need more highdeology.. found them yesterday great watch.. praise Paul

Ian Mcck

ThePaultergeist

Emerius Jones

He has done a few streams with random titles but it's been a little while.

Jack Shit

Does paul have a new version of Highdiolegy?

JD

Memri TV gauntlet

Thomas DeRosa

I'd love some more celebrity stuff.

Thomas DeRosa

Harrison Ford = DFF

ChillBroBaggins

That makes it all the better

Henry Winters

Bill Maher isn't worth taking a shit on let alone a 6 hour gauntlet.

J Allen

Bill Maher gauntlet

Henry Winters

Actually, DLive not only allows hentai/porn under the X-Rated Stream category, but if you set the stream as that you can even show graphic violence and espouse a bunch of genocidal rhetrotic lol

Atticus Omundson

More like Xvideos/Pornhub you silly goose. No regular site allows hentai/porn on their shit.

Unseen Enabler

Weeb gauntlet for sure

Emerius Jones

Please stream the Weeb Gauntlet on DLive or some other NSFW-friendly site. So much weeb cringe is tied to hentai and other stuff that YouTube wouldn't allow.

Atticus Omundson

I can assure you all that being tear gassed would be 10 times better than facing 6 ours of Matt Walsh.

J Allen

They told us the CS gas was made with some of the same ingredients in hair spray. I'd rather take a big whiff of that shit than face the Matt Walsh gauntlet but my morbid curiosity prevails over reasonable thought.

J Allen

I'd literally rather spend a full 60 seconds in the CS gas chamber (basically tear gas) without a fucking gas mask.

J Allen

One day in basic training we were doing grappling training. The Drill sergeant would be wearing boxing gloves and punching you until you could properly lock one of the various grapples learned. Well our Drill Sergeant (the Aryan looking fucker) gathered us up and he told us his birthday had been the knight before and he was still kind of drunk so we better lock our grapple fast. I shit you not I take a few hits smell the alcohol on his breath and I lock the grapple as fast as I possibly can. My friend was not so lucky, he could not figure it out and our Drill sergeant was just wailing on him. He got it after a minute but God damn. I'd rather face that day again than the Matt Walsh gauntlet. I don't think I can stress enough how excruciatingly agonizing this is going to be.

J Allen

I predict nothing short of total mental degradation on tonight's gauntlet. I'd rather go back in time and tell my drill Sergeant to fuck himself that would have been less painful than what we are about to experience tonight. Pure mental anguish and agony. This gauntlet is not for the weak of heart.

J Allen

Peee on poop! Pee on poop!

Adam Schneider

Poooooop poop poop, indeed!

TheRampagingTrappist

Poop poop!

Gilly

April 28th around 8 pm ET

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

WHEN GAUNTLET!!!!

pinkdog1992 .

Pooooooop💩

Poop Poop

While Trump was in office they covered him endlessly, I don't think he's really worth revisiting.

Skuzzy

Why have you not done a Trump gauntlet? That one could be entertaining, painful and enjoyable all at the same time. Cover trumps greatest hits while in and running for office. From the perfect phonecall to him making jokes about his staffers having COVID

Brad The Patreorn

You can also check our Monthly Roundup tag for more recent and complete summaries of our content.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you so much for doing this. The desktop patreon site is organized well, but scrolling endlessly on the patreon mobile app is a pain, and this is a good workaround.

Subtractive Email

I second that.

3dcow

P()()()()()()()P 💩

Poop Poop

Up yours.. WOKE MORALIST! ☝️

Emerius Jones

Next Gauntlet should be old TJ

Atticus Omundson

Peeee!

Adam Schneider

Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?

Josh Jerome

Stop hacking patrons TJ. It's fucking home invasion you vapid coward.

Jahosephat Davy

Pooooop 🤎🤎

Poop Poop

Eh, GAYY!

Sam Adams

We love you!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I love DFF!

Thomas H.

We need a fun Gauntlet to break up the soul-draining ones. Something like reacting to Idiots in Cars, Public Freakouts, Instant Karma, Religious Fails and the like.

Atticus Omundson

I don't want paul to go through that kind of emotional damage :<

Zeaxe

oh for sure, and it'd be more fun than the Tate one, or even the peterson gauntlet.

Tracee Barton

Actually an amazing idea, I'd love to see them try to get through that absurdity.

IHaveAName

You should do a spirit science gauntlet.

Thomas DeRosa

If they end up doing this, they need to throw in my main man and brother, Kenny "I'M HERE!" Copeland

Q Wizard

In my search bar, when I type p, pornhub comes up of course (which I think at least TJ would appreciate), then a close second is Patreon Pessimist Productions.

Joshua Drew

Fundy Christian gauntlet. Kent hovind (he's out of prison now, Ken ham, Ted haggard

pinkdog1992 .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJZAbuoJTs He'll do it if you pay him. Also, I agree w/ Atticus: Televangelist Gauntlet.

Morgan Palmer

Please

Ryan S

A Kenneth Copeland gauntlet?!?!?! Count. Me. In.

laertes1979

I second this. Sounds awful

Bubblerider

Using my Patron token to request a Televangelist Gauntlet. Josh Feurstein, Rick Wiles, Kenneth Copeland. All the classic scammers.

Atticus Omundson

Manatee gauntlet when

pinkdog1992 .

ADEEPAFATTA FRY changed my life. I now pee gold

Preston heck

Zebedee don't be a naysayer. We were promised a Rudy episode and when that slimeball finally dies we're getting a God damn Rudy episode special presentation whatever the fuck you want to call it he must be Deep Fat Fried.The Final Frying presenting Rudy Ghouliani

J Allen

I feel the same, but DFF is now discontinued in favor of onion nuggets and gauntlets so it might be out only chance

Zebedee Totty

No proper Rudy episode.

J Allen

how about just nailing me to a cross and burning me instead?

Roman Douchington

Rudy Ghouliani gauntlet when?

Zebedee Totty

Yes, peterson was floundering, clearly.

Edvard Lundgren

you should check out richard dawkins interview with jorden peterson. this is the video that turned me agiast jorden peterson. peterson comes out with some of his worst word salad, for example he brings up magic mushrooms out of nowhere. peterson does not let dawkins talk at all, probably his most embarressing and blatent example of his hogging the interview time

pinkdog1992 .

Yes, it will be available to all patrons.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Hey guys just wondering if the upcoming JP gauntlet is gonna be available to all patrons including the legacy tiers?

Zebedee Totty

Yeah I miss my shows with Paul at the start of the month.

Master Horny

Are we getting the weekend streams this month?

SaveDFF

Is there a content calendar for this month?

Master Horny

Every once in a while Paul will bring up some cool 80s film we should check out but I always neglect to write them down. Anyone remember a few or have a list?

Joseph Tatltael

Any time you can afford to stupidly waste money is a flex.

Devourlord Asmodeus

you guys should DFF napoleon, you've already done rommel and imo napoleons story is a fair bit more interesting than his

Zebedee Totty

"Look how foolishly I can spend my daddy's money, guys" *flex*

Josh Jerome

Yeah Natasha Lyonne. And yeah she was there just to cash a check. The movie was a rich college kid's vanity project anyways.

Nunya

Natasha Lyonne? She's usually pretty good. But I guess a good actor can only do so much with a shit script. You should check out her show Russian Doll, though. Unless you literally mean Red the old Russian lady who works in the cafeteria, in which case that's Kate Mulgrew who played Captain Janeway on Voyager

Josh Jerome

$Paul can you look into The Rambler? It was a film I worked on as a student from ENMUR Roswell, NM in 2013. Movies would come through and scoop us film kids up and use for cheap labor ($50 a day for 12 to 15 hour work days). I worked crafty services. The Rambler got a 40% on rotten tomatoes and the Wiki also says it all. I'd be honored if you could just shit on it for one of your Highdeologies. I got dirt on all the cast and crew to contribute (Crafty Services are the eyes and ears), as well as $$ for your time? It has that redhead from Orange is the New Black in it.

Nunya

What do you think their fart contest is for?

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Does anybody listen to ASMR? What kinds of sounds do you like?

KriegmesserDCLXVI

Is there any chance we'll have access to the Virginity episode or Paul's episode on Dahmer that was uploaded to Vinmo in the future?

Joshua Drew

thanks for the reply. i appreciate it.

Joshua Drew

Joshua Drew

Any chance we can get a series on internet culture ? I'd like to nominate Homestuck

Azazel

When are you scammers going to cover the queens death. Every other media outlet has coverd it.

pinkdog1992 .

For me, it's always been about Steelmanville rd.

Edvard Lundgren

Pooooop 💩

Poop Poop

They have said that they will look for a new host for that old material, but that it cannot and will not be a priority. Which to me seems pretty much hopeless, but you never know. Those were some of the best episodes. I'm really glad I downloaded the Psychedelics episode, possibly the most transcendant episode they ever made.

Edvard Lundgren

don't forget about their magnum opus commentary on hell comes to frogtown

Zebedee Totty

A concerned loyal patron has a question: Considering Vimeo is unreliable and are not the greatest host for videos not allowed on YouTube, are those of us who loved some of the classics on Vimeo shit out of luck or will we eventually get access to classic gems like Losing Virginity, Paul's episode on Dahmer and the Drinking Game episode? I miss those episodes and wanted to go back and reminisce, but alas, I cannot for Vimeo is incompetent. I would certainly appreciate some sort of answer and may post this again considering I feel it's a legitimate concern from us longstanding patrons. I would have asked TJ but his Twitter is gone so...

Joshua Drew

I honestly was skeptical of the rotating hosts idea at first but I actually really like it now, everyone is able to actually speak and converse and you guys don’t get burnt out by essentially working every day in some capacity lol. I’ll watch just about anything y’all put out tho so that’s not saying much.

Megan Gray

I'm gonna piggyback on this: Like I said in my comment above, I was just giving my 2 cents. It's possible that viewership and engagement is trending positively since the rotating hosts reform, I wouldn't know. And I reiterate, I agree that burn out is a real issue that needs to be handled somehow.

Edvard Lundgren

Thanks for taking it the right way. I know it wasnt what you could call constructive criticism, but that's because I don't know how to make a good podcast, lol. I still agree with the point you guys brought up that burn out is a REAL issue, and something that NEEDS to be adressed somehow. Maybe just not this way?

Edvard Lundgren

Really enjoying the rotating hosts, Starting to see what you guys meant about the cross chatter and I'm glad it gives you guys chance to recharge especially after longer shows.

Rat squatch

you guys could do an episode talking about the swiss connection to the nazis, most people see them as a neutral faction not many people know that they helped wartime Germany to stabilize it's economy by laundering gold and artwork for them

Zebedee Totty

Thanks for the honest feedback. Even when it's negative we want to hear it or we can't improve.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I'll be brutally honest. I used to watch every single piece of content posted on this patreon. The rotating host thing just isn't doing it for me. I still watch the stuff where all 3 guys are on, but i find that these past 2-3 weeks i have unconsciously avoided the other stuff. Thats just my 2 cents, take it for what its worth.

Edvard Lundgren

Peee on poop

Adam Schneider

Poooop 💩

Poop Poop

No, and we will not make one because it would make it too easy to share with non-patrons.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

where's poop when ya need him?

TeaWrecks

Is there an unlisted playlist of all the grease traps somewhere?

Sam Charles

peee! PEEE!! hAHAHA!

Adam Schneider

Holy shit it's like a scene straight out of Trailer Park Boys

CantankerousUncleFrank

PEeeeee!

Adam Schneider

Yes. https://discord.gg/PTyvFjFz

Josh Jerome

Really?

Yazman

There's a TJ Discord, which might be what you're thinking of.

Josh Jerome

No, we took it down years ago

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I heard there was a DFF discord. Is that true?

Flashbash

I wish to see TJ so fit that one day he's capable of intricate stripper pole dances. My vision includes him being so good that he can just do it casually while bullshitting through a TJ does life stream.

Sam Charles

We covered Chernobyl in our nuclear disasters episode

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Did you guys ever do a Chernobyl episode? If not, I'd watch the shit out of that. The incident shares a lot of parallels with Lovecraftian horror (human helplessness in the face of forces beyond comprehension, mankind's hubris and greed intertwining to fuck shit up even worse, and curiosity killing the cat.)

Graffels

Id like to make a suggestion for Fighting boys. Re-watch cloverfield and re-debate if they should've nuked the monster or not.

Leo

Hey guys, here's a video for your cop section you definitely have to check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N962CJVEh0I . It's... stunning ;-)

laertes1979

Don't forget NASA and Lockheed

Zebedee Totty

Make an episode on companies that worked with the Nazis, such as IBM

Leo

SteelmanVille Road Scotty!

Kye Coolley

Or by looking at the Pre-Post Show tag

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

On the posts tagged Monthly Roundup

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Where can I find old grease trap episodes?

Dyl

I second this. Adds a means for existing patrons to add fuel to the fire, without just making an additional patreon account or something.

dog shit

DFF= Ron Perlman Vs. Christian Slater

Jake Dyer

laertes1979

DFF = Covid Pandemic, National/International Response and Reflection

PixelCrusader

Oh, hell yeah. What about magicians/illusionists (think Penn & Teller, David Copperfield, James Randi, etc type stuff)? Has that ever been a DFF episode?

Yazman

We did! https://youtu.be/RIx6-h3vEkU

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

dff = canada

Yazman

We're about to pass 1 million covid deaths in the US, guys!

Sam Charles

dff = ultimate warrior

afox

The whole show would just be the current russian invasion of Ukraine.

Edvard Lundgren

This would be a great episode

Leo

DFF = Greatest military blunders

Sam Charles

Florida man pushes to ban Bible: https://www.npr.org/2022/04/26/1094740651/florida-man-asks-schools-to-ban-the-bible-following-the-states-efforts-to-remove

Monte Grady

Tournaments of the Dinosaurs = DFF Give them laser weapons and armor by the roll of a dice so it's less scientific and more fun.

Leo

I bet going over the Chicago Riots and the Chicago 7 would get Paul all kinds of worked up

Nice_Rosco_Porter

Dff = Naturopathy and Homeopathy as Modern Businesses Pretty interesting dudes around today who work these kinds of businesses so I thought it'd be worth looking into

Sam Charles

I agree, this would be a legendary episode

Kid Wizard

Agreed.

Kyle Delancy

I know you guys don't usually do guests. But I would love to see Kyle Kulinski on an episode of Onion nuggets.

Leo

TFW the typo still works

Josh Jerome

sbcistheboss .

We did do famous deaths of history (patrons episode) and famous unexplained deaths (public episode which included Edgar Allen Poe)

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Iconic deaths throughout history would be dope. Maybe do Edgar Allen Poe and fuckin Che Guevara or some shit

Graffels

For your next trivia live show, I was thinking yall should be quizzed on episodes like trans-trailblazers, and clits of steel. Also, I know it's a long shot, but ideally have one (or all) of the girls pose the questions to the guys so that we can have all of them compete against one another.

Sam Charles

Cocô = Pooop💩 (Portuguese)

Poop Poop

i hardly think we're on the brink of world war 3. whats happening is the western powers are using ukraine as a proxy to check russia without actually booting their boots on the ground.

Deverick Wimbush

Who gives a shit?

Kyle Delancy

Russia's nuclear arsenal is on high alert. Will we bring orn the nukes? Guess we'll just have to wait and find out.

J Allen

I don't know what to tell you man, it's called Pessimist Production's not Escapist Enterprises.

J Allen

Just open Twitter. I'd like to have at least one place I can go that isn't endlessly talking about it.

Sputnik

No! Steelmanville rd. damnit!

Edvard Lundgren

So is anyone going to talk about the fact that we could be on the brink of World War 3?

J Allen

Sounds hot

Atticus Omundson

Thanks I'm new to this whole stock market thing so I had no clue where to start. I'll look into that one.

J Allen

I use public, because they didn’t screw over their users like robin hood did when the GameStop stuff was going on. No complaints. Plus a lot of stocks are down so could be a good time to buy cheap. But I wouldn’t buy into Tesla. Stock is way overvalued. This is not financial advice…..

Michael Wagne

Thank you guys for introducing me to disco elysium. Super cool game I hadn’t even heard of

Michael Wagne

Have you all heard about Deltacron yet? At first it was believed to be a lab error but it has now been confirmed that Delta and Omicron have formed a hybrid.

J Allen

Anybody know what app I need to download to start buying electric car stonks? Tj has inspired me to try and become a filthy rich capitalist.

J Allen

No, they're not lost forever. We just haven't found a suitable host for them yet.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Lol...I suppose you guys still have the original files, right ?

Are those videos lost forever then? It's a real shame if so because I became a patron not too long after you stopped using Vimeo. But if it's a lost cause, I understand.

Bubblerider

Omg wtf for?? I HATE sloppy tos targeting bullshit

Jake Garner

Dammit. Are we going to be able to access those shows somehow?

Gorehoundula

Our Vimeo account was suspended

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

You need to do something about your old Vimeo content. The videos are requiring an account when they didn't used to, or the links are just straight up broken. You may have a lot of lost content on your hands.

Gorehoundula

Sorry we missed this. Yes, everything the $7 patrons get you also get as a $10 patron. You can go to the posts section and click on the DDnDD tag to easily access the monthly early access supercuts.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks! Glad to hear, and we appreciate your support!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks for letting us know. We had to manually change permissions on every single post when we created the new $7 tier. Out of over 1000 it makes sense that we missed a couple. We'll fix the permissions on the previous master post and that grease trap ASAP

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

It worked when I was a $5 patron before taking a break for a couple months because of (I'm unfortunately not fucking joking), finances. Now in the browser it says that the tier that could access the previous master post no longer exist. August 20th grease trap is locked too for some reason. Probably other stuff too. Idk. It takes over 10 minutes for me to load more posts through the browser on my phone. Scam. Fix your shit scammers

hookshot245

Link to previous master post is broken in app for me. Is it broken for anyone else or is this just a consequence of my shit phone?

hookshot245

Just got my Economos shirt in and I'm very pleased. The picture does not do it justice. The colors are vibrant and the print crisp.

Nunya

$10 lazy gang... pretending there's a tier called Fourth Meal or some shit lol

Jyg O' Rath

Let’s stick together. I’m also a lazy $10 patron.

Smooth

Honestly lazy....dishonestly holding it like a badge of honor

Jon johnson

Do you still feel the same about Bulgarians after this Scotty? https://youtu.be/muiz5PHYNKA

Nunya

The Dank DnD stuff should be in the patron feed for you. It's unlisted (since it's patron content) so it wouldn't be in the public youtube listings on the Dank DnD channel. For me it's back past the "load more" button, above "Would You Eat It" and below "Paul's Quotable Quandries Pt 1"

Josh Jerome

I'm also a little confused I'm staying at the ten dollar a month tier do I not get the new d and d stuff? (I subbed to the new channel but I don't see the new episode)

Jon johnson

what about ten dollar patrons

Agares

Smart ass. 😂

Nunya

Try listening when you watch, does wonders for comprehension.

Kyle Delancy

From our announcement https://www.patreon.com/posts/60691706 " For our $5 legacy tier members, you will essentially retain your current benefits, but you will unfortunately miss out on: GREASE TRAPS, CINEMA FOR CYNICS CONTENT, FIGHTING BOYS CONTENT, DANK D&D CONTENT, ASK HOLLYWOOD LOVE CONTENT, and you won’t be able to watch Friday Episodes LIVE (though you will still receive them after the live streams)."

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Wait, when was the change to the tier announced? I watched the video but never saw that :l

Beezhto Lazawoski

It is for $7+ patrons only.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Where is the Dank DND post? i can't find it!

Beezhto Lazawoski

With all this new contento I wonder when it will be time to journey down Steelmanville road.

J Allen

A sacrifice I'm willing to make for Economos. Thanks for the heads up my dude.

Nunya

Yea I got my dff shirt i want to say two months after I ordered. It might take awhile but it is good quality.

Xad Michaels

Thank you guys for the reply. Being left hanging is the worst feeling. Prime customer service. 👍

Nunya

Bonfire has disclosed that they're experiencing shortages and delays due to COVID-19. Also, the Bonfire campaigns default to 2 weeks in each cycle, with the shipping process beginning at the end of those 2 weeks. We apologize for the delays, but we believe it's more than worth it due to Bonfire's high quality.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

DFF = STEELMANVILLE ROAD

Edvard Lundgren

Bought an Economos shirt two weeks ago...still waiting. 😕

Nunya

You guys should do an episode on baby farming in the victorian era

Zebedee Totty

Friday live episodes will be unlocked for $5 patrons when the livestream ends.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

is the Friday episode still available to 5$ patrons? it's currently locked for me.

Matthew Maxwell

PATRINOES! IT IS THE REUNIFACIONESATATAS! GIVA THEM ALL OF A YOUR MONEYS!

Psychedelic Fox

Welcome back!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Okay I'm back, you got me!

Joshua Thieman

Thank you for upgrading!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

This scam was sooo good I decided to go from $5 a month to $10 a month.

Brenna Pugh

You guys are worth way more than $84 a year, but I definitely don't mind a discount.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

No

Gage Lamb

Damn I'm gonna miss giving you guys $120 a year LMAO thanks for making it cheaper though, pretty hard to complain about that

Gage Lamb

Would you do an entire episode in your fake british accents?

Sten Miller

Alright, that's good to hear. Thanks for the swift response guys.

Ruben Kenis

Our Vimeo account was suspended. We're trying to find an alternative host for all of that content, but we haven't been able to prioritize it as it's mostly older content. We will try to find a solution soon so you can watch that content again.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Is anyone else having issues trying to watch older Patreon episodes uploaded to vimeo?

Ruben Kenis

The guys all have wives, not girlfriends. If you want to see more of Chelsea, she has her own YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPV6wJS0ydw1nMDlmwuBjsg

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Do an episode hosted by your girlfriends.

Leo

DFF = BAD BEN 2

Edvard Lundgren

Still no.

DFF = Bernie Madoff and Ponzi Schemes

Cereal And Grape Juice

DFF = BAD BEN 2

Ert Schmert

DFF= DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

Zebedee Totty

I also know pretty much nothing about Chinese mythology but it strikes me as a great idea that could certainly fill a few shows.

Michael Wagne

DFF= Chinese Mythology. I don't know much about it but I read about Sun Wukong a while back, which is apparently inspiration for lots of characters in anime, and I vaguely remember their mythology being stupidly over the top. Think Dragon Ball Z "His power level is over 9000" type vibes, but ancient ching chong gobbledegook lol...

Breonna Rice

DFF = Aesop's Fables

PixelCrusader

DFF = Tournament of Mythology.

Elaine Brodzinski

You may as well call it retard-ball for its lameness. Sad to hear that some good people can turn psycho because of a ball hitting a net. I've had enough luck not to run into such people. Well, i have friends who like to watch soccer, like who talk about it like it's some important subject... I gotta be honest, it's pointless and boring as fuck, and no amount of beer makes it a least bit of interesting. Call me a bad person, but the only time i get slightly interested is when a fight breaks loose between the players or someone pretending to get hurt on the field.

Sten Miller

That is fuckin insane, but sadly doesn't surprise me. I've known really good people, who just turn into absolute psychotic monsters when it's soccer season. Literally will be on the brink of murder because their team lost. Maybe they should just do an entire episode on just how much of a shit sport soccer is. Oh and despite being from Europe I still call it soccer.

Leo

I know a guy from Poland, who worked in the UK for some time. One day he spilled beer on his shirt, so he bought a clean one from a thrift shop, a nice reddish shirt with "Arsenal" logo and shit. Little did he know that this shirt would almost cost him his teeth. Turned out that some manchester fans or whatever pulled him aside and gave him a few punches...luckily, for a lack of better term, one of them was sober enough to see that the man had no affiliation nor idea what the hell was this all about. So they kindly asked him to take off the shirt and they set it on fire before his eyes, warning him to be careful next time. Say what you want about americans, but they don't pull shit like that. I haven't heard of any cities lit on fire because of a "touchdown" or something.

Sten Miller

Oh I'm from Sweden and it's ridiculous. It makes what is otherwise a peaceful people turn into hungry chimps. I remember when I was a kid, I wore a black/yellow shirt to school and kids literally wanted to start fights me because apparently that was the color of some team they didn't like. It's a hobby that everybody is forced to be informed about, regardless of interest in it.

Leo

Agreed! Especially soccer. As an European, even I don't get it why this dumbass sport is so overrated and why we fight and roll burning dumpsters down the streets when our favorite team loses.

Sten Miller

Had a similar problem with updating my payment method. But that could be because at this time of year I'm usually raped financially! lol

Michael Sewell

Did you guys happen to lose a bunch of patrons this month? My payment got declined and wouldn't let me retry it. I had to cancel my sub then resub to get it to work again.

Majin_Romulus

We are having issues with our Vimeo account at the moment and are working on a solution. Sorry for the inconvenience.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Dude I can't watch any of the older content it says none of the videos exist?

J Allen

Dumbest sports = DFF include soccer to piss off Europeans

Leo

Mundane matt DFF please, could be a standalone or a vs who's lamer type deal

Zebedee Totty

Dude even if it's ready right now you know you ain't getting it until after that next monthly payment, that's the way I would do it.

J Allen

DFF Suggestion: Fire Cultural, technological, and evolutionary results of the discovery and usage.

Sam Charles

At least 10 more today. Almost like the sub is fuckin toxic bullshit that's 90% freeloaders or something.

Josh Jerome

CHINA, THE WORLD'S FUTURE BIGGEST D1CK = DFF

Leo

Is it just me or does anyone else notice a rapid growth in patrons after the Travis Scott flash fried?

J Allen

SPACE RACE!

PosterNutbag

Do a Weeb/Pokemon hate episode.

Kyle Delancy

I'd actually love another Star Trek episode, maybe one on the captains and how they're written/played differently.

I would love to see more star trek episodes you guys seem passionate about the subject, you have already done most of the races so maybe something about big events like the Eugenics Wars

Zebedee Totty

ddndd is my dune

Jason Madrid

Diablo = DFF I know Paul would enjoy this one

Nathan Fleetwood

No

Unseen Enabler

Please see them, Jeffrey; they're a good podcast, and thorough.

Josh Jerome

Jesus christ you guys thorough.

Sam Charles

Scam dungeons, grifting dragons.

Kyle Delancy

We did do an episode on balls! https://www.patreon.com/posts/balls-dff-31770258

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

There are so many 12+ hours of Chris-chan videos on youtube, from every angle and aspect. DFF is better than that. Do an episode on balls

Leo

yes.

Rane932

No.

Jordan Zucaro

No.

I agree with Rane932, I would like to see DFF cover Chris-Chan and also discuss if him having a better role model would change how he turned out.

DigitalArty

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you guys should cover Chris-Chan, especially with this new shit that happened recently there's so much to riff on you could easily do multiple parts on them

Rane932

DFF Suggestion: "History of Giant Asses" present it like a snoody art critic or some shit, idk

Sam Charles

Please, I'd love to see why you got banned. Tell me or show me.

Yodasbigdick

Bye loser.

OldCrow

I don't think you need to be an anti-vaxxer. They have banned people from the stream before for simply saying there was an issue with the audio (and there was). So yeah, they're a bit heavy handed with that sort of thing for no reason.

Skuzzy

You will call anything "anti-vax". I'm not anti-vax. But yet, you people have still gone and lost the plot. You've lost your ostensible "objective" rationality.

CB

You're trolling, right?

Kyle Delancy

Let me guess, anti-vax chode?

Brad The Patreorn

Ark Surge

Damn Bots

So Unusual

P0oOooP 💩

Poop Poop

Oh look an aggressively cute furry

Cybernetic Federal Republic of Kaltovar

We have tried to simplify it by doing monthly roundup posts.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Hey, consider a Youtube playlist and duplicate-replace it every month for a new URL to stop people sharing it. Patreon is So. Goddamn. Slow. Its tedious looking for episodes.

Adolf of Londor

I missed yall, I get into a better financial situation I get to come back and boom a juicy upload bundle

(Lini Fox)

Thanks for the info, thats a shame it's back in the DP days, probs behind bens paywall now, yeah ihave seen the mazes and monsters i thought they were talking about old purple lips

Zebedee Totty

Its called Mazes and Monsters and its under the cinema for cynics tab and just keep scrolling

Kye Coolley

I think that was in the dP era, so it wouldn't be on the Patreon for DFF.

Joshua Forbes

In your guys recent film commentary Cynics vs. Bride of the Monster (1955) at 1:11:27 Scotty mentions you guys did a commentary on the dungeons and dragons film but i cant seem to find it anywhere on the patreon or google could someone please give me a link

Zebedee Totty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRi1VLBxtZc

Kye Coolley

REFUND MY YEEZ

YoOoOoOoO

I just want to hear what you guys thought of Pig with Nick Cage. Is there any mention of it in the grease traps?

Graffels

scam

Kanye West

If it was cinema for cynics, then yeah. Too many damn movie review concepts.

Kyle Delancy

Are you referring to the Cinema for Cynics review?

Anyone have Tj and Paul vs Pokemon? It's been dissapeared.

Kyle Delancy

These master posts are genius.

Master Horny

I've been looking through some evils of the Catholic Church in old times. Everyone already knows the Catholic Church does some fucked up shit now, but we need to talk about the shit they did before. It's beyond salvageable.

sbcistheboss .

I got Payed :) Im backkkkkkk to un plebbb

(Lini Fox)

Jack the Ripper 2? Nah man, Jack Black = DFF!

Carl

The people demand a Jack the Ripper Pt. 2!!! And by the people, I mean me!!!

shelbees

how about that oprah episdoe?

Złosiej Stępień

Fuck you Brendan, fuck ya face!

Wilhelm Frosch

wtf they did that like 4 months ago

Sam Charles

Fuck you Joseph

Brendan Pedersen

Yeah seriously. How dare he be round as a ball.

Luka Hays

Fuck you Paul.

Joseph Wagner

New Patreon here :)

Jovie

one of them said on a stream that dnd is on the backburner, because they're all focusing on other projects

Mary Jenkins

The first link in this master post is a link to the previous one with the rest of the episodes

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I just joined. Where can I find all the past episodes? I would like to watch them in chronological order.

Joey Turkey

McCarthyism II, Capitalist Propaganderoo

Remonetized。org

What? Why? Is there another site it could be uploaded to?

Daniel

Vimeo has cut off our ability to upload new content. The audio can be found here: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/deepfatfried/2019/08/28/the-red-scare-dff

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

DRUNK DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS I WANT PLEEZ PUAL

YoOoOoOoO

I mean shit I'd take a video call dnd campaign.

Sam Charles

Paul is in the bunker. I don’t think he’s able to play in person

sbcistheboss .

So now that yall are vaccinated/getting Vax, what's the word on DnD? Sorry if you've answered elsewhere.

Sam Charles

can we get a reupload or just raw audio on vimeo or download? i loved that episode

Gamesick2077

Didn't know what it was till yall watched the movie trailer, and now I listen to it on audio book everyday I work. Main antagonist's voice over is amazing. I'd like it if Paul led a discussion/analysis on it. Pretty please with spice on top.

Sam Charles

Yes, we got a copyright strike for it the other day. It didn't affect our ability to upload this week, thankfully, but our appeal was rejected

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The red scare video apparently got taken down. I was half way through rewatching it :(

Hayden Johnson

DFF: Wild West Shenanigans?

JP

DFF Suggestion: Paul does a book club starting with Frank Herbert's Dune

Sam Charles

Oh god please have your animator guy work on Space Jam 2. The Scotty Cut.

Master Horny

Dff suggestion: some sort of mythology. Greek roman, nordic. Would love to hear yall trash gods and also look at all the brutal shit that happens.

Roman Douchington

Maybe upload it into Vimeo?

Jorge Nicho

Looked into it, it got a Content ID claim. We could try disputing it, but we haven't had much luck in the past with that with YouTube.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The tournament of d-bags video was blocked :(

Jorge Nicho

DFF George Bush, both of them.

Master Horny

Marquis de Sade Deep Fat Fried.

J Allen

MY LORD, I must request, We REQUIRE The COMBO EPISODE: Elon Musk + The History of WEED = DFF Combo Fry

YoOoOoOoO

Other than Deep Fat Fried I pretty much only watch politics and news on Youtube- Vaush is among the top three commentators (although I will agree that occasionally his knowledge is an inch deep and a mile wide)

Thomas Mestnik

If you don't like Left Shapiro, then don't watch him.

Shawn Johnson

It’s also his smugness. Even when I agree with him he bothers me.

Jackson Hipp

hes just a demagogue(ive only seen like 4 hours of his content

ZenithOfSpace

If I had to guess, you'll probably decide you're just annoyed with him and ignore him eventually. When I first discovered him I went through a weird love-hate relationship and eventually decided he just wasn't for me. I find the same things you brought up there problematic as well as just generally finding his chat super sycophantic and almost cult-like. I remember being particularly annoyed at a clip I saw of him where he talks about the CyberTruck and literally made multiple errors and incorrect claims about how it functioned in a crash scenario and stated them like they were fact. (As someone with 3 and a half years into my Mech. Engineering degree that kinda bothered the shit outta me). Not to mention when he flip-flops on political strategies and acts like "That's what I was saying all along".

Eco Thunderbolt

I changed my mind lol kinda dont mind him

Vinney6938

Okay. You guys need to do an episode on Vaush. Ive listened to a few of his videos and tbh he kinda pisses me off because of his ignorance on alot of things hes talking about and the word play games he plays with his guests

Vinney6938

Alfons McDope

Thank you! Please check your tier information to ensure you're in The Chefs Table to have access to all your benefits. Sometimes there's an issue with increasing pledges.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Lot of good, high energy content lately 🤙 increasing to $10 level

Brad The Patreorn

Returning subscriber here. I'm glad you returned the episodes on youtube with private videos cause it just plays better on TVs and smartphones and shit.

Mastouril

Half wit is right

ringusblingus

Yall should do another edition of bad CGI or bad movie trailers. Those have been my favorite so far.

Roman Douchington

Cool, cool. No flash fried.

H4LFW1T

What we really need in 2021 is the Scotty Kirk version of Space Jam 2

Zayo Dadong

Message for tj. There’s a YouTube channel called Mike’s book reviews, on which are a few candid interviews with contemporary fantasy and sci-fi authors which might provide you some useful insights if interested. Particularly Raucchio. No Twitter so throwing this out here. Either way, wish you luck with your novel.

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