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oh wow your so edgy bro

George finch

I don't play the lottery. I don't enjoy futile hope. My family buys me scratch tickets for christmas every year and they don't know it isn't fun for me.

Krista Vaillancourt

Other than the amount of bugs I already eat, I'd just rather not. No thanks on roach milk, I don't need milk at all. Milk is only good in coffee anyway.

Krista Vaillancourt

Can flash fried be one video after this? Much easier

Andrew Stetson

Paul "all government is the same so we shouldn't participate at all and it doesn't matter." Also Paul "the government should do something about Covid."

daniel schmitt

Paul over here bitching that an attempted fascist coup to instill a dictator isn't a big deal because he has to virtue signal about how much he hates government.

daniel schmitt

Paul you duffus, the only difference between this and kristallnacht is that our nazis are mostl inept dumbfucks. It's astounding that you can't see how if they'd been just a bit faster to get to congress it would have been exactly kristallnacht. I get it, you're a big contrarian and government is dumb. But you let that need to be anti everything cloud your ability to see that these fuckers are nazis. You're 'both sidesism' isnt intellectual, it's a mentally lazy position.

daniel schmitt

Nice rants guys. But Paul is moire right, this Party on Party fighting is just a planned circus. It's made to run like this for as long as they can get away with. Otherwise the two Parties might as well fuse and create a Party state/dictatorship. Although that might require these current puppets to become viciously sinister, or get replaced by such who are. The latter I think isn't likely at all to occur....

Unseen Enabler

Yup, Paul had a mistake with that bit

Unseen Enabler

As a patron this cutting the show in two is an awful experience. Please provide a cut together cut.

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fucking love you guys

Comofreak01

Don't fucking patronize us you fools. also the link is not working

Date Vape

Lol Paul said the storming of the capitol was the most polarizing show of violence in this country since the assassination of jfk... What about mlk, kent state, 9/11, and the vegas shootings. That storming wasn't shittt

Landon Taylor

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Thanks guys for your efforts. Love from dark, freezing, lockdown Scotland. Paul, get them no true scotsman sounds on the board. Trump gets protested against every time he comes here, Haha. He ain't welcome in the best of times, especially not now.

Three more Patrons and they hit 6000, a full on Brigade.

JP

Paul, your lottery hot take might be explained away by the fact that most lottery winners change their name and move as opposed to announcing who they are and where they live lol

Alexander Sommer

Me too

So Unusual

I was pro riot at the Capital and use force and take hostages because they are the ones who are causing you and millions of other Americans an on untold amount of physical, psychological, emotional suffering and repression. But they rioted for an obvious scam artist and horrible businessman who didn't actually care about anyone except his ego like most demigods but luckily he was so unlikable and unpopular with the military that all he was able to corrupt to his were the city cops like the ones's in DC during the riots. The capital police are a separate command structure and they sustained lots of injuries and at least one death in the attack, and corrupt capital police who let the rioters in the The Capital; where there were the members of the house and/or senate were in session performing the legal steps required to certify the election for Biden and the DCPD stood around doing jack shit around the white house while deliberately leaving the leaving the Capital almost completely unguarded so the armed riots could easily overrun the tiny federal police force who only guard the DC Capitol in the capital 24/7 and their main job description is keep all Capital employees alive, especially the senators. Senators probably at all costs. The Capital Police are now the only police force I have any respect for. fuck the rest of the make money by over-policing motivated departments. Which is all of them to my knowledge besides the Capital police. I think there are only 45 Capitol police employed, well 44 man police force now because a Trump terrorist smashed the cop's skull in with a fire extinguisher and he died. Only police death I've felt sad for.

The True Nihilist

Quest Pharmatech Inc. is traded as DFF on the Berlin Stock Exchange. But as QPTFF/QPT in US/CAN.

Arvid Malm

The soundtrack and embedded subtitles in the Arnold Swhwarzenegger vid might be to avoid quote mining or manipulation. If you cut that, it will be really noticeable, as the tone and cadence of the music is constantly rising and falling. And if you’re gonna brandish a sword in a vid, you don’t want some MAGA fuckwit twisting your words. A big audio watermark if you will.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Oh fuck yeah !!! 🤘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤘

Scotty B

its glorious how they can put together an impeachment in a week but dont worry guys enjoy your 1800$ if u got it. 2021 can the rollercoster get any crazier?

ZenithOfSpace

flash fry flash fry fill your bong and get really high

Psychedelic Fox

I demand to be addressed as a Patrician, not as a Patreon.

Maya Balsich

Scotty covid rant was spot on

Noah

I made it to the promised land!

Paul is 100% right about the lotto I've seen it 1st hand it's another way they give us that hope of making it

Akephalos

The difference is that when paul isn’t being a total cuck these guys are super entertaining. The constant virtue signalling is getting a little tiresome though

Bobby Thomson

These guys are more fun to chill with than TYT c'mon

That commenter was right when he said this show is turning into tyt

Bobby Thomson

Impeach that Trump, Impeach that Trump. I’m ready for a nice orange slice of impeachment pie!

Jean the Baptiste

Gonna preemptively say that I am pro force the vote because I am in physical pain and want it to be known that I wish to not die homeless in a ditch somewhere. As MLK said “If You Can't Fly Then Run, If You Can't Run Then Walk, If You Can't Walk Then Crawl, but Whatever You Do You Have to Keep Moving Forward.” That is if they mention that issue in this one . Again I am a fan of Tj and I respect his decisions even if I happen to differ on rare occasion . Also gonna need Pauls Scotsman speech animated stat

Heather Squidz

Just in time for impeachment, baby.

Billy Goate

Did you get fucking brain damage or something?

Ryan J

"If it warnt for merca jebus would have been killed by the commies" baul see go 2021

Anthony Sharp

Hopefully baul isn't a fucking loser this episode. God damn retard thinks merca is just the greatest thing to ever exist in the entire universe. No grasp of history just mercan exceptionalism.

Anthony Sharp

Yeah I love the bantersodes when I smoke legal tobacco my mind goes on tangents and this format is suited to it.

Phillip Te Moananui

Bantersodes are trash.......the triple threat however, was delightful haha In all seriousness love it all

Tyler Turpin