DFF #311 - Why are we weak?

Towards the end Paul starts monday morning quarterbacking people from a thousand years ago. Then the paper tigers all gloat like they could take over and defeat said people. Seriously.

Shikigami

TJ did a pushup, that's really impressive, given he couldn't do them to begin with this last summer/fall at the start of the diet. Kick ass Bro.

Barrel Titor

37:08 Love the Samurai Champloo callback

Stewart Thompson

Somebody must self censor because I never will.

Gary Czernick

Paul's jokes about the peasants were absolute gold 😂😂😂

Kevin

I don't really get the point of censoring yourself in an episode where you joke about casually dying children, which I would say is worse than some video game footage. But whatever the episode was still good so I can't complain too much.

Mushy

@Sputnik I didn't even bitch and whine, you pulled all that shit out your ass. A crusade lmfao. By being amused by YouTube and the fanbase proving the ironic point of this episode? Try being a triggered little bitch less. Dry your eyes.

Zakkuri

I concur.

Josh Jerome

I usually just listen to the episodes anyway, so I can take it or leave it. Obviously the boys feel like it brings in more new viewers, or they wouldn't spend the money on it. On that note, I don't think the patreon episodes really need the edits, since they aren't really bringing in any new viewers. The boys could save some cash only editing the monday episodes.

Edvard Lundgren

yeah dude i like doughnuts

Beezhto Lazawoski

Eh, how does calling it like it is make him think skinned? Playing the uno reverse card doesn't win arguments Irl boobalah @Sputnik

Popadopolis

Get a grip dude

John Smith

Was only like a minute of Paul larping a genocidal nazi. You didn't miss much.

Sean Davis

I honestly thought it was better before they started having it edited. I don't think it needs or benefits from the cliche YouTube-style editing at all.

William Sears

Paul made a eugenics joke, then the editor took it too far and made a meticulously edited animation of a first person perspective of brown people getting sniped. Not a big deal, it just was a bit too edgy and they understandably edited it out. It would be one thing if it was a hilarious joke but it wasn't, so y'all aren't missing anything.

Xenos Nassar

I understand wanting it to be taken down, but I don't understand actually getting upset about it or calling for the editor's head. Those people are crazy and it's hard to imagine they even understand the humor of the DFF crew.

Xenos Nassar

I actually barely saw anyone really complaining. Pretty sure them pulling it didn't have to do with the reaction by Patrons. They likely just thought it didn't portray DFF in the best light... but who knows.

Xenos Nassar

The coffee percolator I had before my current one needed to be unplugged to be turned off. To be fair I don't think they expect one person to find use for a restaurant-size coffee brewer. Probably figure you plug it in at the start of a breakfast service and unplug it at the end.

Josh Jerome

The editor's edits (not talking about the joke) were pretty lukewarm, they just used random clip art semi-related to what TJ/S/P talked about, their font choices covered up visuals and the edits were more distracting than previous editors. They didn't match dimensions between clip art and just made it look like a shitty middle school presentation. Greatly prefer BaffaCake

No one is weak with ADDERALL on their side!

Billy Goate

Scotty tells the others to stop coughing.... Wow, that's rich.

BangoMike

Of all the human generations the strongest by far where the cavemen

Cry a river. Prudes like yourself always use this 'joke's not funny' line to try and censor/disparage speech. Neck yourself.

Zakkuri

Ironic that the episode called 'why are we weak' not only had Youtube look like a bunch of pussies, but DFF's own fanbase too. It's awesome just how thin skinned even the audience of people like TJ has become.

Zakkuri

Ahhh the original version of the intro was a perfect example of scrumptious edge

Francisco

If Paul live in the middle ages if he so much as looked wrong at a noble their guards would have him tortured to death.

Looks like I missed the fun version. Guess I'll just have to use my imagination even though its a FUCKING PATREON EPISODE.

John Smith

Imagine wanting to see minorities get shot this badly

Lmao Zedong

For people not aware, the edit was of a COD sniper shooting into a crowd of brown people. Now I'm not calling for the editors head or anything, my point is simply if you're going to put in a joke and really edge it up, enough that it needs to be taken off YouTube and causes a shit fit in the fan base, it might as well be funny? It just wasnt, it was weird gratuitous violence that lasted way longer than it had any need to be

Jansen

OK. THIS COMMENT IS FOR PEOPLE OUT OF THE LOOP. INCLUDING ME. SO A VERY NICE PATRON PLEASE EXPLAIN THE SITUATION FOR US BELOW

Michael

I was thinking the exact same thing.

David Lovre

How tf did the guys not catch that joke and tell the editor to cool it? Do they not watch their videos prior uploading?

Soviet Stache

Ableist paul,

The True Nihilist

Ppl calling for this editor’s head....wtf happened to this Patreon?

Stefan Leov

Well I enjoyed the episode.

TBM-07

Wtf happened here

Greg

what a stupid world we live in. you mfs bitch about some lame joke, cry racist and then go shoot black people in GTA lmao wtf bunch of hypocrites. like if some joke really offends you or one of the dff cast is unfunny to you then...stop giving them money and leave? TJ calls people retarded all the time in his streams and makes it clear that if you aren't happy then gtfo and watch something else. nobody should be fired because you're offended and nobody cares how you feel. this podcast is starting to attract all the whiny sjw people, gross. grow some balls people and stop embarrassing yourselves. you're making yourself look bad, not the thing you dislike. all you idiots that wait for a new episode to be posted so you can instantly complain 5 minutes in, do you go to a restaurant, order a steak, bitch because it's not cooked right for you and then keep eating it? i think YOU should be banned.

Psychedelic Fox

TJ Kirk last stream: "I love this shit man. Triggering these crybaby motherfuckers dude." This video: "We made a graphic joke and we're really sorry if we offended anyone we'll take down the video immediately boo hoo hoo!"

Fuckin' A. I didn't get to see the original cut before a bunch of assholes cried it off the page.

Ouch

You should cry for being the loser that sits around all day waiting for dff to drop live

Garrett Bay

Scotty was right, what a bunch of weak garbage you people are. Let's censor the content to protect ourselves from anything we might find offensive, that will end well. While we're at it why don't we just pretend there are no racists or white nationalists that want to kill minorities. Problem solved!

Jeffrey Searcy

Nooooooo! fuuuck, does anyone have the original upload!?!?

Lupin X

its probably not that big of a deal now, bu i hope the fucking PATRONS quit throwing a fit, this is their money so they're going to listen to you fucking cry babys and pull it.

Turd Sucker

I've seen more than one "edgy jokes are okay when they're actually funny" comments unfortunately

Hayden Johnson

Gotta love all the pearl clutching going on about the editor while watching people joke about kids dying in old fridges. It's like rain on your wedding day.

Vedren

TJ got no scoped and I’m all for it

Vercinogetorix

I mean... To be fair... It was a pretty dope edit lol. The editor did their job and made something visualizing the commentary, albeit a bit too much, but how else do you go about editing together something that matches what was said? Maybe someone other than the editor should watch these before putting them out🤷‍♂️

Hayden Johnson

I'm glad you guys at least kept it in for a short time, just to show you all still aren't afraid of pushing the envelope, but at the end of the day it was best to re-edit and re-upload (for multiple reasons). Now I wanna see all the people cry who didn't get to see it, lol.

Xenos Nassar

I missed the joke...what was it?

EyeSic

so we cant get the vimeo version?

Turd Sucker

Paul’s rant about kicking the peasants’ asses had me dying.

Nicholas

gettin real tired of this........feelin reeeeeeeaaaalllllllll moist in this bitch...

ian

Can I have permission to watch... please?

Seems like they are editing the video and will un-private the video ASAP.

Jason Moore

Do I have to make a Vimeo account or will it be back to normal soon?

Jacob Goodyear

Thanks.

Jason Moore

Paul joked about killing all kinds of minorities and that was one thing, but then the editor went and meticulously animated sniping a bunch of brown people 😂 ... It's funnier explaining it, somehow.

Xenos Nassar

Yep, we're all edgy over here until we get offended.

It wasn't the joke itself, but what the editor put over it. It was a gunman shooting at minorities in first person perspective.

David Lovre

Get the Sam Hyde garbage out of my face. If these issues are connected to your editor he should be canned immediately. I have to log into Vimeo to continue watching, wtf? Can this zoomer alt right faggot editor immediately

Jared Vincent

Why are we weak? Because we censor our own jokes. Weak.

It was a bit too far, let's be honest. I wasn't offended but it was a bit yikesy lol. I get why they'd wanna edit it out and reupload to YouTube.

Xenos Nassar

I can't even play it. What was the joke? Something about Sam Hyde? And is there a vimeo link since Vimeo doesn't want me seeing it for some reason on my phone?

Ignar Husky

that sucks if they are censoring their shit. i want to see

Turd Sucker

Edgy jokes are fine if they are actually funny...

Kyle K.

Wtf is going on. If it’s connected to the content you all need to can this alt right zoomer editor immediately

Jared Vincent

Why are you closed?

Krista Vaillancourt

It is 2021, and nothing still works. Surprise.

YourEvilBoyfriend

It says that I don't have permission to watch the video what the fuck?

Trippy dude

What was the jooooooke, goddamnit man tell me

Devin grovell

What was the joke god dam it

Garrett Bay

I bet that joke is going bye bye. lol

Log in if I have permission. Huh?

stuart pullinger

Videos down again what was it about and his interpretation?

Leif Hatlestad

Damn, I hope they aren't editing out this joke, I would like to see it!

David

It's not a huge deal but it's annoying when I'm on my phone watching it and I wanna switch apps. It's also way more cumbersome to fast forward and reverse. Youtube just has a great app and for some reason apps like Vimeo and Twitch fucking suck. I don't get why they can't just copy YouTube.

Xenos Nassar

It says "video will return soon"

Neebsz

Video is gone

Duke Snugglez

Because they’re weak.

Daniel

There's nothing wrong with Paul's edgy joke, but the editor's interpretation of it is really concerning.

GC1931

You’re calling me weak? Look at your little birdy arms. They’re no bigger than a cigarette. I could smoke them little arms!

Daniel

Why are you apologising?

James Gannon

Shut the fuck up, you dummy. The episode was funny

James Gannon

Hahahah

John Duff

I get why most people prefer YouTube...but honestly Vimeo works better for me.

Jose Cavallo

I was laughing my ass off, totally worth it being on Vimeo tbh

SuperDarthKelly

I'll be honest, wasn't offended at all, I too am an edgelord... Problem is, wasn't funny enough to make me have to watch this on Vimeo. Wasn't even really "a joke". I'd like to speak with the manager.

Xenos Nassar

The reason we are weak, is that we all can't be Scotty!

BruceyDaPug

Joke was great

Mushy

I almost got cut on that edge!

Hayden Johnson

Wait, there was a joke? All I heard was Paul running his mouth.

John

i was about to go on a tirade about what the fuck up is up with that weak ass apology and then i realized the joke........ whats with the picture in the intro? im gonna watch this later so idk if it explains it. what is with that picture?

Matt Hunkee

Oh man, straight to Vimeo. It's gonna be so so... Edgy

Bryan Turner

Edgy jokes destroying my viewing convenience, smh.

Xenos Nassar

We're all here for the edge.

Big Chungus

Someone’s getting fired from editing a certain podcast. Pretty dumb and over the top and obviously going to cause issues with YouTube. This is the first Vimeo episode in years. Also fuck these Sam Hyde clips. Fire your edgy zoomer racist editor guys or at least make him cut out this bullshit zoomer alt right garbage in my deep fat fried.

Jared Vincent

you know its going to be good when they have someone apologizing attached to the video

s10w10rr1s

Don't even need to explain. ;)

Brando Huey