The Lowdown on Vermin and Pests = DFF #313

One thing people don’t talk about when it comes to bed bugs is the psychological impact it has on a person. I live in Montreal which has a notorious bed bug problem and I had an infestation in one of my old apartments. I had an exterminator come three times and it still didn’t kill them. I eventually just gave up on the place and left and to this day (four years later) I still have nightmares about it. I’ll sometimes jump up out of bed in the middle of the night and start frantically searching the bedsheets for bugs. I honestly feel traumatized by it. It’s so horrible I wouldn’t wish it on my worst fucking enemy.

Greg Ravengrave

And for the record, I don't think that was rice either. Some sort of potato thing I think.

JDTaylor

That was absolutely disgusting. Those jiggas, filthy. Loved it, bring on more TJ!

JDTaylor

This was an awesome episode, if you ever do a similar one look up mango worms. Absolutely disgusting shit!🤢🤢🤢

Natasha Randall

Really good editor imo, really helps to emphasize your natural chemistry on the show.

Has there ever been a internal parasite episode? That would be awsome.

EyhBoss

do you remember what video it was?

Tylor McNeil

Disgusting episode but I fucking loved it 🔥🤢

Trash Daddy

TJ says he's never talked about Nate, but I know for a fact he talked about him in a video he made a decade ago... It's really depressing that I know that.

Capyboi7

Lmao thats not fking rice dude

RayneBow

Fuck my life Jiggers are fucked up

Ugh nasty. Awesome episode guys. Made work go by much easier lol

Those jiggers are unstoppable, they'd just plague the dogs we'd leave behind.

BocephusJenkins

Save Nate for a Grease Trap

Moist Calzone

How about a bantersode instead?

Austyn

My shit ass phone ruined my hilariously brilliant comment...

JD

NOPE

Jason Sanders

What kind of individual would sleep in that bedbug situation?

Graham Paterson

More body honeycombs !

JP

I fapped to this episode three times but I only achieved climax twice. Refund request issued.

Mike B

MORE.

Jonathan Jones

More .

Jonathan Jones

More.

Jonathan Jones

Barf. Keep up the good work.

Jonathan Jones

Love the energy in this one :D

Conner Cruz O'Brien

That was thoroughly disgusting please don’t do a followup I beg you.

Nicholas (Azazel Qayin)

Also called Foufou.

Nicholas (Azazel Qayin)

It's not rice. It's maize porridge called mieliepap or just pap. The staple crop of most African countries. Africa isn't exactly known for its paddy fields.

thomas humby

Sequel! Sequel!

Adam Simmons

This was great, definitely do more of the parasitic critters like the lice, the feet-carving clip, etc. Ones that have huge sacks containing millions of children like in the spider episode, and ones that crawl all over each other. Aka everything that makes my brain say "NOPE" and would make me want to burn my house. I'd definitely Love-hate to see a sequel

a Glass of Milk (rmhj01)

If all else fails kill it with fire, or Hydrogen Cyanide.

Connor

I'm pretty sure earwigs are predators... so that means that there was an entire ecosystem in Tj's room if he had earwigs.

The True Nihilist

Nice intro TJ

Carley Gillis

I miss Coolsville Paul!

Edvard Lundgren

Yeah I literally got physically sick from them jiggers god fucking damn

Landon Taylor

I'm with paul on the queeziness

Jacob Ponce

Love how Queezy Paul was 😂

Dorian Meza

No sequel please too gross

Jacob Goodyear

Kool

47bagsofchips

sequel

9CWAI

Also in pest control and I wholeheartedly agree.

Smooth

I would love to see a sequel. I work in pest control and I found this entertaining

I remember having fleas in our old house after we rescued a cat off the street. After we got him to the vet for a checkup and flea treatment I put double sided tape all over my knee high socks and walked around the room until they were all stuck to me and then I tossed those mother fuckers into the fire. It worked pretty well.

Heather Squidz

Gorilla Paul @ 42:52

OscieDaMan

Sequel please

Robin Buglio

No problem! It’s hard to tell in my headphones, and the audio generally looks good on my end. Thanks for letting us know! -Taylor

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Take me down to Rat Piss City where the roach tea is steamy and the milk is poopy. Take me homeeeeee

shelbees

This was the itchiest episode

Todd

is there a way your editors can fix the decibal difference between the epic speech intro thing and the opening for the show? shit throws me off

Xavier Georges

Here's an example in 2:53 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC91nM6UW8U

Jake Dyer

I did not even consider going to the rat temple when I was in Rajasthan. I know, so surprising. I did go to the Kalighat temple in Kolkata where they worship Kali. I almost tripped over the pile of beheaded baby goats that looked like 20 little Dinoaurs on the floor though.

Krista Vaillancourt

you guys seen Invader Zim and Kids next door with the lice episodes Zim is the grossest one.

Jake Dyer

Hey TJ, remember that time you didn't want to get a cat. Yeah, me neither. ;)

Krista Vaillancourt

Dude, wtf.

fasterthings

As someone who has had to deal with bedbugs a few times in the past, the first segment of this episode makes me legit uncomfortable. Those motherfuckers are seriously traumatizing. It's been years since I've seen one but I still keep an eye open for them constantly, and any small dark spot in the bed causes instant anxiety.

CORNMAN

I got bed bugs when I moved from WI to WA. You know what got rid of them? Glue traps under the feet of the bed. But of course that was after they came in and sprayed and cost and arm and a leg.

El Barto

Never had lice but I always think I do. Always.

Krista Vaillancourt

You know what, maybe this is good. So much of my bedbug paranoia comes from thinking I won't be able to see them if they're around. This is reassuring.

Krista Vaillancourt

I’ve had bedbugs. You will want to die

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

I already know I'm going to hate this, so thanks.

Krista Vaillancourt

God bless

Chloe Duncklee