Tim Allen 2: EXTRA CRISPY = DFF #317

For that movie Andy Dick and Carrot Top can both be cops

Devourlord Asmodeus

Both TJ and Paul looked a lot better back then. Scotty has only grown more handsome.

Joshua Smith

The editing in these have gotten really good. I've been moving back to the video version over audio cuz it actually does add to the show

DualMeaningJerkOff

Bravo

Durt Cobain

Fuck dude, I hate that I love the promo at the end.

Jared Miller

That was tough to finish.

Stewart Thompson

You did it. You crazy sons of bitches, you actually did it 😂

Blake Meads

wait... ITS BEEN 3 YEARS!? Wow, DFF goes hard! Keep up the good work guys!

Faith

I thought this was Andy dick in the photo the whole time

Zaia Nasr

Awesome. I need something to fall asleep to!

Karlie Starr

Wow, "the view", "the kelly clarkson show", and god emperor trump slobber from a talentless hack. You're not getting out of this life that easy paulzego!!

foxyproxy

wtf, tj was rlly thin back in the day

Goon with a tire iron

You sick fucks

Zach Watkins

Seems like the audio of the clips they played were too quiet.

AEUHHH????

Tim allen -1 please.

Garrett Logue

Idiots love to gobble up schlock.

Garrett Logue

>Haha Hollywood rehashed the same idea 50 millions times >also DFF

Garrett Logue

No, please whine, these idiots deserve it.

Garrett Logue

not trying to be a whiner but it really ruins it when I have to fuck with the volume to hear the videos

Nikolas Seamans

He's a drunk first, conservative second

Blueinkjar44

The wait for Tim Allen episode 3 begins

Sam Rees

There really wasn't any meat left on the bone here. So he's a conservative...big deal.

John Smith

the title made me cum my pants

Ben Ladd

Scooty was saying"The View" interview was in Thanksgiving. The storming of the capitol was referenced earlier in the episode.

JP

Episode 3 is your turn Paul.

Tristan F Wilson

TIM ALLEN 3 2022!

Austyn

Well... I guess that's 90 minutes I now have to find something useful to do in because I don't give a single solitary shit about Tim Allen. But it seems some people do, so good for them at least.

Friedrich Barbaverde

Great show, but now it's time for Tyler Perry v.s. Martin Lawrence

Brad The Patreorn

ALL HAIL POOP POOP!

Edvard Lundgren

Young child Tim Allen looks like Gilbert Gottfried

Hieronymus

Hubba Bubba Paul I like your bubblegum hoodie.

Bigass Frog

I can imagine being incredibly frustrated that every government decision needs to factor in the beliefs and desires of morons who think the Earth is 6000 years old and don't believe trans people deserve equal rights and representation. Honestly I could stand christians if they actually followed their own shitty book, but that would make them literal socialists like Jesus was, so the point is moot.

Bigass Frog

TIM ALLEN 3! TIM ALLEN 3! TIM ALLEN 3!

Nosfartatu

You posted the same comment multiple times. it's pretty fucking easy once you know what either of those things stand for and stop committing a no true scottsman fallacy. He is a public figure. His views aint a mystery.

Frost Draco

Imagine despising someone you don't know just because they are conservative or believe in God.

Ed-boy

From these two episodes the only thing I've gathered is you stupid fucks hate Tim Allen cus conservative?

Ed-boy

Uuuuueeeeegggghh????

Wise Hodor

I like TJ a lot personally but if it is to see TJ writhe and cringe into utter horror again for my amusement, please Paul, do it. Give us the Paul's perspective as we all giddily watch TJ squirm. I insist you do my good sir. I hope that continuing my patronage at the Chef's table and also sharing my desire for JUICY, QUALITY contento that which may be sprinkled onto with a bit of TJ tears. ALSO! let us not forget horror upon which TJ hath tormented us and not just us but you as well Paul (I would offer sympathies to Scotty but I imagine his nerves are steeled by similar nightmares to cull him in his sleep in my personal opinion, so I wish not to pity but admire his strong will). SO I humbly ask again as calling to potentially exquisite content through TJs pain, I ask of thee, no I implore of thee to bring unto us the holy trinity that will be Tim Allen 3: A Paul's Recount.

Rai Maj

whoa theres, is that an extra golden nugget in the frier?

Duckling Duckins

It really can't be said enough just how great/comedic the editing is.

Heather Squidz

Oh shut the fuck up you Jared Leto Simp Bitch. So fucking full of yourself. "All be sucking my dick" lmao get the fuck outta here

Ignar Husky

Excellent episode. Loved every minute of it. Looking forward to Tim Allen part 3

Jon Graves

You guys talking about Zack Snyder’s Justice League coming out next month makes it painfully clear that you’re ignorant on the subject. At this point you’re so ingrained into your position on it that you won’t allow yourselves to enjoy it, even if you other would have. It’s just a shame to see because this movie is going to be fucking amazing. Zero footage from the piece of shit version that was released in theaters will be seen in this movie. You will all be sucking my dick begging for forgiveness when this movie comes out next month. Simply because it will be something extremely different than the dog shit version released in theaters. I fucking promise you

Philip Metz

They look a lot different from back then

Trippy dude

Scotty you insane bastard, you actually did it

sbcistheboss .

OHHHH SHIT!!!

YourEvilBoyfriend

YOU FILMED THIS AROUND THANKSGIVING???!? You sly devils you...

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

Scotty is a man of his word

AlterEgoIII

It’s ALLLLLIIIIVE!!!!!

AlterEgoIII

holy shit it actually happened

Gavin Calabria

My body wasn’t ready for this. Gotta go change my pants now

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

I think this could have been some milestone episode, if it were longer. On the 500th show you had better do some kind of twelve-hour deep dive into every little detail of Tim Allen's life. No one will ever watch it, but you should still do it for the memes.

iamaphoney

BRAVO!

Daniel

I joined this pateron two months ago finally it has paid off

Erik Tyler

This is it boys! This isn’t a drill!!

Nicholas (Azazel Qayin)

I’m gonna cry.

NikoNikolaia

THE SEQUEL 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING

Paddy Mac

FUCK YES

Michael Buonomo

Not waiting, but a welcome surprise

Brandon Dester

Was anyone actually waiting for this? Dear lord, I really hated that episode back in the day lol.

Brokenxwing

Oh boy, not sure how much meat is left on this bone, perhaps getting to the marrow of it will finally exorcise us of this demon we call “Tim Allen”

Mecha

Poooop

Poop Poop

It was their OG first episode! They've come a long way.

John Duff

That crazy son of a bitch actually did it.

OHHHHH SHIIIIT!

The Taint Tickler

HELL YES

Xenos Nassar

I didn't know about the 1st one.

Big Chungus

No fucking way!!!

Soviet Stache

YESS. YES. YE S.

Blaine Hoover

No fuckin way

Brandon Dester

Holy shit Scotty actually did it?

Greg