*NEW MERCH* DFF Face Shirts!
Added 2021-03-22 05:53:19 +0000 UTCExclusive first look for patrons!
We've got faces and we put them onto shirts! Why not buy one so random people can ask who the hell is on your shirt? Guaranteed to confuse the elderly and small children! Be sure to collect all three to learn the secrets of space and time!*
* Product is a T-shirt and cannot reveal the secrets of space and time. It will, however, probably cover the upper half of your body. (Maybe)
TJ SHIRT: https://www.bonfire.com/the-tj-color-shirt160/
HOODIE: https://www.bonfire.com/the-colorful-big-booty-banana-edgelord-hoodie/
SCOTTY SHIRT: https://www.bonfire.com/the-scotty-color-shirt160/
HOODIE: https://www.bonfire.com/hoodie-forged-in-the-shadow-of-mtn-dew/
PAUL SHIRT: https://www.bonfire.com/the-saltiest-shirt-of-them-all160/
HOODIE: https://www.bonfire.com/colorful-saltiest-hoodie-of-them-all/
Find more versions here! Pessimist Productions | Official Merchandise | Bonfire
Comments
I would buy the paul shirt if it didn't say... paul on it. People would think I'm some weirdo wearing a shirt with my own name on it.
jack
2021-03-24 15:25:50 +0000 UTCoh shiettt, these are fuckin sick!!
Roman Douchington
2021-03-22 21:57:30 +0000 UTCOur shirt with the podcast name and all three hosts is still on sale: https://www.bonfire.com/deep-fried-fat/
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2021-03-22 21:47:51 +0000 UTCdanielg603
2021-03-22 21:34:28 +0000 UTCThey're beautiful
Drone
2021-03-22 18:42:32 +0000 UTChaha the manson thing on the TJ shirt, such good timing now that hes worse than hitler, the scotty thing is kinda dope
Duckling Duckins
2021-03-22 18:05:03 +0000 UTCSorry to hear, that sucks. Best wishes and luck to you for the future.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2021-03-22 17:36:41 +0000 UTCIf I hadn't lost my job cause of covid I would have gotten the Paul hoodie for sure.
Nuuk
2021-03-22 17:23:49 +0000 UTCJust bought the Paul shirt!
2021-03-22 17:08:32 +0000 UTCWe cannot control what sizes are available for different colors on Bonfire. Here's information on what styles and colors are available in 4XL for those that need it (or just want it to be extra comfy): TJ color shirt: https://www.bonfire.com/the-tj-color-shirt160/ Dark Heather Grey Premium Unisex Tee, Gold Classic Long Sleeve Tee TJ color hoodie: https://www.bonfire.com/the-colorful-big-booty-banana-edgelord-hoodie/ Royal Blue TJ non-color shirt : https://www.bonfire.com/tjs-big-booty-banana-edgelord-shirt/ Dark Heather Grey Premium Unisex Tee, Gold and Red Classic Long Sleeve Tee Scotty color shirt: https://www.bonfire.com/the-scotty-color-shirt160/ Dark Heather Grey Premium Unisex Tee Scotty color hoodie: https://www.bonfire.com/hoodie-forged-in-the-shadow-of-mtn-dew/ Royal Blue hoodie Scotty non-color shirt: https://www.bonfire.com/the-scotty-shirt160/ Red and Dark Heather Grey Premium Unisex Tee, Red and Gold Classic Long Sleeve Tee Paul color shirt: https://www.bonfire.com/the-saltiest-shirt-of-them-all160/?productType=5a996575-94b2-4fa0-9c90-848a93d1be55 Dark Heather Grey and White Premium Unisex Tee, White Classic Long Sleeve Tee Paul color hoodie: https://www.bonfire.com/colorful-saltiest-hoodie-of-them-all/ White hoodie Paul non-color shirt: https://www.bonfire.com/paul-1-1/ Dark Heather Grey Premium Unisex Tee, Red and Gold Classic Long Sleeve Tee
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2021-03-22 16:42:45 +0000 UTCI really liked being a dff patron until they were deplatformd, after that lawsuit with marilyn Manson and ben Shapiro
MDO
2021-03-22 16:24:39 +0000 UTCHere before Joe Biden sues to fund Hunters crack habit
Brad The Patreorn
2021-03-22 07:34:23 +0000 UTCDope
Really Dick Nixon
2021-03-22 06:31:54 +0000 UTC
