Grease Trap: 19 March 2021

low key I want to try those thickass cuts of bologna. I love spam and bologna, I want that over processed honk of meat in my tiny little gob

DualMeaningJerkOff

"I'm obviously a stupid dipshit, ergo you're a loser for bothering to talk to me and I win duh internetz"

Josh Jerome

Exactly, no sense in responding to a madman.

Rai Maj

You sure do ramble nonsense

Javier Gonzalez

Well your response kinda tells me you are easily manipulated for a college educated person. I'm sorry my ramblings got to you, please understand I ramble nonsense and enjoy it. I don't doubt your researching ability nor do i think i have so your explanation as to why TJ hired you isn't entirely my business, you could be the best researcher comparatively to TJ for all I know. I don't think bein a spy on Brett Keane or the DP rogue gallery is much of a feat unless your "actin a fool" shtick was also your way of saying that you're also experienced in espionage then bravo, you accomplished basic trolling and wasting your time like most normal trolls. Sorry if I upsetted you but do remember you're responding to a rambling stranger.

Rai Maj

You hear a couple of odd obvious jokey stories and judge my character based off that? Honestly if you knew what I do behind the scenes you’d change your tune. I’ve been a researcher for the show since last year. Acting like I’m some fool. I’m college educated. “Easily Manipulated” You know before I started working for TJ I was the guy that spied on Brett Keane and the DP rogues gallery pretending to be a fool. I admit when I’m wrong and apologize every time. “Poor decision making skills” do you really think TJ would have hired me if I were some hapless imbecile that can’t make rational decisions?

Peyton Bidwell

I have to greatly disagree if your patterned behavior leads you to make presumptuous decisions that only make you even more foolish than you are from the beginning, to some degree, you are self absorbed due to your way of thinking. Unless you're admitting that your misunderstanding s and mistakes are due to your impressionable brain that is easilly manipulated to believing and making stupid decision/ideas. I dunno man, choose your pitfall; impressionable child or self absorbed to some degree. Like there has to be an explanation to the shortcomings of your poor decision making skills. It reminds me of an autistic adult with 15 yr old mindset that I live with who makes such short-sighted decisions only to screw themselves in the end or make themselves look like a fool while blaming others. Not sure if you fit the entire bill, since i dont know if you blame others for your problems you fit about 80% of the bill at least.

Rai Maj

I’m far from self absorbed.

Peyton Bidwell

Lmao. 13 minutes in, Paul sounds like Coach McGirk from Home Movies

SolidSullivan

If you watched the entire grease trap, you'll understand why Peyton deserves what he gets XD. He sounds pretty self absorbed and will keep fumbling into things if he doesn't start learning from his mistakes. Also I'd be down to be Pauls PA if it meant, smokin out, talking chill talk or enjoying absolute silence (I either talk a lot until i don't wanna talk anymore or small talk so i don't have to talk), I'm very mean to people i don't like yet empathetic to those who deserve/need it so I imagine me and paul's personality can mesh well. The only issue is my efficiency, so I would prolly be disappointing paul pretty quickly with how lack in "efficiency" I am to getting things done, matter of fact I may still be ignorant of a lot of things that I will bug the hell out of paul with 20 questions (I mean the twenty questions won't last forever but everytime i start work anywhere I'm asking 20 questions and repeating those twenty questions so i remember what is either required or needed so I can learn and understand what i am doing). If Paul is down for a depressed, potheaded, autistic chimp (I say chimp because I am no fighter but violent monkey). More I think about it I wouldn't do well in being a body guard unless the point of being one is to be expendable then I would mostly fulfil the "expendable" quota. I'm not fighter I'm just a very mean and violent person, I would consider myself a fighter if i had intimate fighting experience or trained, but i don't. I'm just very mean and calculating in my hatred if ya make me angry.

Rai Maj

Why are you guys so mean to Peyton, what has he done to you?

Nuuk

damn feel kinda bad for Peyton. Dude got roasted hard.

Soviet Stache

Stingless bees seem pretty chill. They can bite though but they are more more concerned with ants than humans. Based on this video :https://youtu.be/VnrfPgAqbY8 and how close this guy got up to these stingless be colonies, they don't appear to be aggressive towards humans at least as long as you don't shove your hand in their hive or something.

The True Nihilist

Pope pope... Shit! This is way harder than it looks.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Ill be your PA paul and all I would want is those times to get high, but I will never indulge that thread until you say so.