ABANDON HOPE

where's the DP private hope?

Turd Sucker

Wheres Fried vs. Flashing for Cynical TJ cooks?

Edvard Lundgren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2764hv3Gt1Q Prager comments on Asian hate crimes (starts @ 2:04) and Atheism (starts @ 24:23)

AkiK

YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! Unless you live on earth:( If someone hasn't already posted this, here's my morbid contribution. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/nation/minnesota-man-cant-be-charged-with-rape-because-the-woman-chose-to-drink-beforehand-court-rules/%3Famp%3D1

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Im dumb

Gigantopithecus

"Russia and China are jointly leading a real-life justice league" http://oneworld.press/?module=articles&action=view&id=1972

John Duff

R/sino is the same kind of circle jerk, I follow it out of morbid curiosity.

John Duff

where's abandon flash

Turd Sucker

How do you feel about the bill Sanders introduced in 2018 to tax companies based on how many government benefits their employees receive?

Silver

Here is a Reddit page that is an unironic Xiaboo page that glorifies China and Mao. It is megacringe. https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZedong/

Marcus Solbes-Moran

Here is a Twitter page called "Hot Tankie Takes", which compiles incredibly cringy and stupid takes from Tankies on Twitter. https://twitter.com/HotTankie

Marcus Solbes-Moran

Make a show like that. Just talk about all the great things in the world, Because, as soon as people realize the video is 5 minutes long, it'll have a stronger effect than telling them the world sucks directly, ever could

Capyboi7

ABANDON HOPE

PixelCrusader

That seems like the opposite of abandon hope.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution, low-level crimes https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/baltimore-will-no-longer-prosecute-drug-possession-prostitution-low-level-n1262209 Myanmar coup: Seven year old shot dead running into her fathers arms https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-56501871 Hope that one tickles your fancy

Frunt Butt Fart

Where is Flash Hope?

Graham Paterson

AI influencers on Instagram and rappers like that Fn Meka dude taking over the world.

Annie Shelton

where's abandon fried

Turd Sucker

Flash Fried is on Wednesday. There's three posts, the public section and the patrons only section, as well as the full audio

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

where's flash fried

Turd Sucker

We'd like you to pee in random cups between now and then, invite scotty over, piss him off, and relive the glory days of your inceldom.

Billy Goate

Hey TJ you should do a segment at the end of the show where you just stare blankly and sadly into the camera, ask people to abandon hope while you have this sad but serious, wide-eyed look on your face. We the fans need something crazy to exit the show with and really feel like we get the message of abandoning hope.

Psychedelic Fox

I suggest he does it with two shirts on.

cover the false narrative that nganuu has improved since his first title shot.

O

African elephants face extinction https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/26/african-elephants-now-critically-endangered

██████

The entirety of Joes press conference

Heather Squidz

Here's a (probably incomplete) list of all events and releases postponed or cancelled because of COVID in the last 12 months. It's fuckin depressing. Enjoy! https://www.vulture.com/2021/01/events-cancelled-coronavirus.html

Josh Jerome

www.foregen.org the use of stem cells to regenerate a foreskin for circumcised men

Garrett Amherst

Styxhexenhammer666 claims that white people are indigenous to NA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oicj1wded-w

Sean McNulty

Scammed again

Zachary Recer

Talk about Biden's disastrous first press conference. Video is too long to link, but I'm sure someone will make a highlight reel.

Atticus Omundson

I suggest you do it shirtless

Shane McGrath

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/trending/florida-man-killed-hamsters-relieve-stress-anger-authorities-say/LHEAWGHMJFBB5GS7CU5TRCFTMQ/

Quentin Noland

Anti-SJW rap video: "Fake woke" by Tom MacDonald: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l6JUNFAJ9o

André Mion

Timeline of climate change

American Skeptic

https://youtu.be/IZboNoPDC9w You bitched out of this last time. So I am posting it again. Abigail Shapiro vs Tarantino

SPT12

Here's one about a dude who killed himself because of his post-COVID symptoms: https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2021/03/20/kent-taylor-texas-roadhouse-founder-dies/?fbclid=IwAR03WQdIVVbGBuh9Ob--VX8dLI8wdjnnhaQwg8Wj_z9zwBYzKHImGTqhy9U#.YFerpLxXumY.twitter

Will

You got the rules, you're good.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Sorry I don’t know the rules your talking about lol. Here is and article from the mirror in the UK “girl fined for reporting stalker to police before he murdered her”https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenager-fined-reporting-stalker-police-23775721

ZZ

Above: Catholic Priests React to Dogma.

Brent Myrand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAfup7CMmQU&t=1010s

Brent Myrand

https://ktla.com/news/california/san-jose-woman-who-refused-to-wear-mask-at-mcdonalds-attacked-workers-called-them-dumb-mexicans-da/

Atticus Omundson

Japanese giant hornets are starting to gain a foothold in North America, this would make most lose hope https://www.dw.com/en/asian-hornets-in-pacific-northwest/a-56973491

King Komodox

Boris Johnson credits vaccine success to greed and capitalism. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56504546

SomeGuy

you talk too much poop poop. You can recover before you lose the magic entirely, but you have to return to only saying poop poop. Turn your alter ego on and POOP POOP. We dont' want to hear POOP POOPs thoughts! Bad poop!

Beezhto Lazawoski

No suggestions but I look forward to a PragerU or Shapiro segment

Julie ?

Your comment makes me an Extraordinarily Sad POOP POOP💩 😪

Poop Poop

you've fallen from grace

Beezhto Lazawoski

Poooooop!!!!!!!!

Poop Poop

Link or short video with a brief description. Timestamps for videos that are longer than 3-5 minutes

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I Used To Be Antifa (PragerU) - https://youtu.be/Y7IpSoUXvmE Conservative Reacts To Another Transgender Children's Book - https://youtu.be/wMAG3v5zAKA Brian Kilmeade sounds off Biden's 'radical plot' to change America - https://youtu.be/8L9jX_EmWy4 Ben Shapiro REACTS To Candace Owens Vs Cardi B - https://youtu.be/9fde_euRQOg Josh Bernstein Wants to 'Make It Harder to Vote in America - https://youtu.be/mXcRhWuVa48 Andrew Wommack Says Those Who Support Trans Rights Are Following 'A Doctrine of the Devil - https://youtu.be/yQYMOG2Thx4

GC1931

Here’s a video. It’s a fan made cartoon about DFF fighting Economo’s cult. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/781370

stephen porter

You could talk about how big business is moving in on the marijuana market https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fool.com/amp/investing/2018/06/23/big-business-is-taking-over-californias-marijuana.aspx

The_Naughty_Viking

i'm dumb

DeVloek

Review some old, dated propaganda posters https://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html

Ryan Mark

IDK HOW THIS WORKS MY BETA LORDS I HAVE ONLY RECENTLY ASCENDED FROM PLEBHOOD AS OF JANUARY. TJ, PAUL, SCOTTY, teach my the waayys; WHAT CAN I DO!!??

Tyler C

Talk about how pollution is making peoples penises smaller I don’t have a link but it seems like something TJ would be happy about

Clayton Dunlop

More Peyton shopping trips, please!

Chandler

Tellpaul he’s a butthole

Jersey Silva

I'm dumb, I don't know the rules for this but here's my suggestion. It's a segment from the humanist report where Jimmy Fallon is being a tool cutting off John Oliver when he tried to bring up the conditions Amazon workers have to put up with. Not sure if youd cover the humanist reports video or the actual Fallon clip but I think there's your type of meat here. https://youtu.be/gljk8ViOOiU

damien glenn

Jeopardy brings on snake oil salesman Dr. Oz to hose the show https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/backlash-to-dr-oz-hosting-jeopardy-grows-past-contestants-protest-angry-fans-call-for-boycott/ar-BB1eV7c5

Doctorseaweed

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/big-mac-assault-case-375698 Domestic disturbance over a Big Mac results in man getting maced with hornet spray.

Tito Manfredo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6xgXzSRWFpk Conservative woman complaining about supposed hypocrisy. This video has a lot of views.

Elliott

Tell Paul to find the Dreyfuss CD

NukeOhio

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/man-car-anti-asian-violence-rally-diamond-bar

DaBlackman1

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/police-officers-posts-to-private-facebook-group-show-hostility-and-hate

DaBlackman1

Talk about this: Bloomberg: New York Set to Legalize Recreational Marijuana for Adults Age 21 and Up. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-03-24/deal-reached-to-fast-track-legalizing-marijuana-in-new-york

DaBlackman1

talk about the people vs amazon and it's wonderful "***UNION CRUSHING SQUAD****" and how they are probably going to win

Slao222

https://news.yahoo.com/smile-ch-nk-florida-man-180354108.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJlR9WbeRWe-ItqXH5yeQjHZM8p5P6CmyaNSQjBpsZhFfbJ9_U-TFK5DmzqJDLH5ox1kaotPMlVyWX9ceWjnVoojrprvA18OhuPt1hxGNJcL57NBReZtclauemz0Jv_68OfPm547Ozna3BAzbSlYC4XezY_OYuvcHBsL9mrLdn9n

Justin Bain

Twitter banned people for tweeting Memphis https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/twitter-accounts-ban-memphis-b1817064.html

koolmin23

https://www.wfsb.com/news/actress-evan-rachel-wood-weighs-in-on-new-domestic-violence-proposal-named-after-jennifer-dulos/article_cc97d110-8c90-11eb-8190-377047c3d0c7.html Evan Rachel Wood supports bill to expand definition of domestic violence.

Tito Manfredo

The share of Americans not having sex has reached a record high https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/03/29/share-americans-not-having-sex-has-reached-record-high/

koolmin23

Egypt's Suez Canal blocked by huge container ship https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-56505413

koolmin23

https://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2021/02/27/ivy-league-professor-uses-heroin-advocates-legalization.cnn Dr Carl Hart is advocating for drug legalization.

https://youtu.be/mKGlcyk-KhQ Police brutalize homeless people for living in abandoned lot in Near North Minneapolis due to ‘environmental concerns’ in the middle of winter

The True Nihilist

About time, was getting too happy and full of Hope without last month's serving of the stuff.

Pengmaeda

Discuss femboys tj. Discuss them. Make us more popular.

Lucas pengellus