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Flash Fried - June 9th, 2021 - Patrons

CICADAS ATTACK!, Housing Market Scam, & More

https://youtu.be/wiM08qxHmq0 

Flash Fried - June 9th, 2021 - Patrons

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They can make the film a deliberate coke addled cluster fuck and have all of those guys play Hunter Biden in different scenes

kisamehoshigaki09

It's Paul that's sensitive, but the mods sometimes use terrible logic in dealing with you....

Unseen Enabler

the dog might have started running out of instinct after hitting the ground and then got lost, I hope they find their doggo :(

Nikolas Seamans

subverse from what i can gather is actually good

Joshmyninja

Telling someone "You're acting childish" is taking them seriously?

Eric Vogt

Thats an impressive self own, Eric. You really seem like you're not taking me seriously right now LMAO

Preston Neal

Preston, you are A) getting mad at the internet, B) throwing an extended temper tantrum because you are mad at the internet and C) YOU are the one threatening to take your ball and go home because you were told you were wrong about something. Here's a little tip: if want people to take you seriously, don't act like a screaming manchild.

Eric Vogt

@Edvard Lundgren Awh, you only want to be surrounded by people you totally agree with. How depressing for you.

Preston Neal

To the gulag with you.

Franklin Roosevelt's cat

Niet

JP

Just leave, Preston. Put your money where your mouth is.

Edvard Lundgren

Chill bra

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Paul's will take place on the holodeck.

Devin Wright

And one for Scotty, his isn't as.. descriptive.. as tjs. Imagine, if you will A leather armchair with the silhouette of a man wearing a keiser helmet. The light slowly fades in, and you see that it's Scotty (obviously) sitting there. You hear a zzziiiiipp as Scotty whips out... A salute from between his legs that would make Adolf proud. As you fight the arm will flail around in the attempt to keep his pump hand strong. He'll Also have a secondary move where his feet will turn to geese and fly at you. If this attack lands they fly you to camp, meditation camp.

Devin Wright

The first one would be the, well his head badly photoshopped onto an answer naked body with a clear to see micropenis. He would bend over all awkwardly like those paper dolls that use push pins for joints. He would proceed to take his outside leg and stretch it to the ceiling. His special move would be the bananarang, where his penis would glow bright red and he'd smack it. Upon the third echo of the clap from the dick slap, his testicles would drop down and a banana would shoot out of his ass. This is your chance, you have 3.75 seconds to beat his testicles like Rocky in the ring, all while avoiding the banana as it shoot across the screen and returns itself to tjs rectum. Do this enough and tada Gay-tality

Devin Wright

So, I have no skill in game design.. althoughhhh, I had a great idea for a two boss fights.

Devin Wright

Cool story bro

Mdxfiend

Yes, you're way too smart for all of us meager plebeians, please leave us for your own sake.

Sam Charles

@Roman Doubchington you're* @Eric Vogt @Novashadow115 ahh yes, reveal to everyone the smoothness of your brains

Preston Neal

No one cares Preston

Novashadow115

That's nice.

Eric Vogt

The market will change bro. You're not permalocked out of being a homeowner. This shit has happened before. Prices will come down soon as demand decreases

Preston Neal

Jesus christ, some of this shows mods are hyper defensive. I guess it comes from the hosts, because Paul pitched a fit about me in the show. Yall must not get enough pushback for your bad ideas around here. I disagreed that employes should make as much as CEOs and the mods were like " you want working class people to suffer." Lol no yall need to grow up. People's income is *typically* determined by how exclusive their role is. How many other people can do what they do? The unfortunate truth is that working class jobs have low wages because literally anyone can do them. Stephanie at the front counter of a Wendy's can't make six figures a year when almost anyone can do that job. Now, do I think worker conditions should improve? Hell fucking yeah they should. But this whole "ceos make 3000% times as much as their employees and it's super fucked up" is just a child's view of things. Anyways, if yall wanna continue the circle jerk, I can take my 5 dollars and go. The smarter thing to do would be to pay the 5$, consume all the content, and then cancel my subscription for 6 months until yall put out more content. Rinse and repeat. I'd rather continue to support, but push back against your bad takes in the comments. If yall can't handle that you just let me know.

Preston Neal

A fair anything in America?

(Lini Fox)

A fair housing or renting industry in America ? Hahahahahahaha

(Lini Fox)

Yeah, the bullshittery around the housing market right now is pretty deep. I've had a couple friends try to buy houses in recent years and - even for people making over 100K a year - these out of state interests have too much buying power and pay so far over market value that they couldn't justify the cost. Now, those same rich assholes will raise all the prices on land so no up and coming young family man can ever hope to have a house of their own.

Jack of Tears

Maybe I'm Stalin?

Franklin Roosevelt's cat

I love how the dog ejected from car started a new career.

steven decke

Paul should start a show called triggered.

Big Chungus


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