Dumbest Ways to Die
Added 2021-09-14 15:00:05 +0000 UTCPremieres @ 2pm ET! We've all gotta die, but why not die in the most absurd and ridiculous way possible? Do not go gently into that goodnight, but head forcefully into this episode of DEEP FAT FRIED!
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I took a vaccine I was told would be fine, and I got the rare heart inflammation, it ran out of control, and I died. I was a statistic, so hence, unimportant. This is ethics.
CB
2021-09-15 22:55:14 +0000 UTCbravo
Home of da BONE
2021-09-15 15:42:36 +0000 UTC70 feet of drop - 70 feet of rope = 0 space between rope and ground. Even if the guy just used a rope at 70 feet it still wouldn't have stopped his body from hitting the ground.
The True Nihilist
2021-09-15 04:30:50 +0000 UTCMore please!
Bridget Duccini
2021-09-15 04:03:14 +0000 UTCMore please!
Smooth
2021-09-15 02:42:58 +0000 UTCMore please! IIRC the French mathematician Joseph Fourier died when he tripped on his own bathrobe (which he wore all the time), fell down the stairs and died. And Polish astronomer Tycho Brahe died at a party when his bladder exploded from holding it in too long.
Stewart Thompson
2021-09-15 01:08:04 +0000 UTCMy geologists teacher told a story about his mentor who was a meteorologist and storm chaser who tragically died by being swept up in a tornado. He was like how could this have happened, he took all the precautions. All I could think was of course a guy who chased tornado's for a living died by tornado, everyone could of foreseen that.
Marcos
2021-09-14 20:17:37 +0000 UTCYou guys missed the opportunity for a very funny joke, you know.
CB
2021-09-14 19:11:47 +0000 UTCYOU KNOW WHAT, NO I'M FED UP OF YOUR SHIT
Jim Mc Nicholas
2021-09-14 18:34:00 +0000 UTCPoop
Poop Poop
2021-09-14 15:01:27 +0000 UTC
