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Tournament of Beasts = DFF #380

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Paul has devised a tournament of the biggest and baddest land beasts on the planet! Who will win? 

Tournament of Beasts = DFF #380

Comments

I think the Cape buffalo was underrepresented against the hippo. Imagine that thing flailing with its horns and puncturing the hippo. The hippo didn’t look that agile with its bites, I doubt it could even get a good bite on the buffalo if it was moving around quickly.

Chipz

of course hippos belong in this contest. a hippo can take down a frikken hippo!

Ryan Sansossio

Where was the Gorilla?...

Zion Smith

New info came out after a carcass of a comodo was studied and it was discovered they actually do have venom glands at the base of their teeth.

Nunya

Hip

Gary Czernick

I like bears. They are both solitary and social. I witnessed two hunt together. Probably brothers, or mating pair, but saw some nature cams of four of them teaming up too deal with a wolf pack.

Gary Czernick

Scotty’s “fuck you TJ” around 1:20:00 is probably my favorite blunt statement from Scotty to TJ in this show’s history.

spaceSuicide

WHAT an episode! It had surprises down the road, it had drama, it had imagination, I loved it!

M Alaru

I love this!!! I think a beast of the past tourney would be awesome

Ira Thomas

Thanks for ditching the glasses Scotty! Yum.

Sheila Perkins

I feel like these brackets always go the same way there's always one obviously overpowered thing that is probably going to win. I feel like you guys should do lightweight brackets and heavyweight brackets because from what I remember with these brackets there's always that one heavyweight going up against lightweights that obviously don't stand a chance and we end up with these disappointing one sided battles.

J Allen

I bet Paul was inspired to do this after watching The most dangerous game on that Patron Highdeolgy. I recommend watching it if you haven't.

J Allen

What the fuck is a tussy?

J Allen

This is so entertaining lol Great job guys!

Thomas H.

it's a work

Dog With No Collar

Bears of that size most definitely climb trees, fast as fuck too

Patrick Lynch

Totally wrong about bear vs rhino. Bear that size doesn’t climb trees. There’s just no way bear avoids rhino’s horns long enough to do fatal damage.

Michael Wagne

lol that name. You're a dongasaur.

Josh Jerome

Wish I was in the chat for this one! I'm still at the beginning of the episode but I think jaguars should have been the big cat representative over leopards. When Scotty was talking about skull-biting tactics, that's a jaguar thing; leopards are throat biters, suffocating like other cats do. So far this episode is a lot of fun! EDIT: I see someone's already corrected the leopard/jaguar skull biting thing during the episode, should have known.

Triceracock the Three-Horned Crotch

It's legit sailing its way into my top 3 ever videos, together with Bad Ben and Psychedelics.

Edvard Lundgren

I was wondering where the hell Gorilla was this whole tourney

PixelCrusader

These tournaments are badass episodes. Like y’all said a bunch of sweaty internet neckbeards overthinking random shit, it doesn’t get better. I still laughed the hardest at Paul’s family history video, can’t remember the exact title name but that was so fucking funny.

C Bears Life

Thank you for listening to us. I really like seeing these tournament episodes and segments in the onion nuggs.

jacob g

If hippos are semi aquatic why not the polar bear, though it is reasonable as their is many kinds of bear to just put grizzlies

Erik Tyler

I don't see you on the ban list, so maybe you just need to update the app or something

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

We only do the grease trap live on Tuesdays now. We've been doing that for the past month

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Where's the grease trap? I thought you guys do those after patreon episodes. Anyway good episode i had fun. I look forward to watching you guys every week.

Mark Sweeney

No shouldnt b banned its Leo Gang. I think It may b the phone that we are using or something. Everytime I hit the chat I can see everything and vote it jus wont let us comment

Leo Gang

Forever, I never, I won't return to, BLOOD MOUNTAIN

Joey Turkey

Are you banned? What's your YouTube username?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Amazing episode guys, love the animal and tournament episodes, so this was a great Friday treat!

Ashley Mcgimpsey

I think TJ Scotty and Paul could kill the dragon with sharpened sticks.. Good episode fr. It wont let us comment in the chat tho but we voted.

Leo Gang

This one’s a hoot n a holler folks

Bei Guan悲观

Thank you and welcome!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Damn thought this said tournament of breasts at first

Tyler Reitan

Just became a patron I’m ready to watch you guys all weekend

Caden Hickey

The biggest land beast is obviously TJ.

Deverick Wimbush


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