WATCHING ANACONDA

Link still broken, would really appreciate these old cinema vs cynics to be made accessible again (including tammy vs the dino)

JDTaylor

Our Vimeo account was suspended. We're trying to look for a suitable alternative

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The link isn't working anymore :(

Steven Pankov

Watching this again and it has to be my favorite movie episode. The guys are really engaged and the movie is just ridiculous. I laugh all the way through.

Jack of Tears

“Neck guy” also plays the drug dealer in pulp fiction lol

Dylan Whaley

I didn't realize kale is considered a strictly vegan thing. Makes it all the funnier that it's an ingredient in a beef stew I enjoy.

piew piew

Apocalyps Diamond Sparks

used towel

Apocalyps Diamond Sparks

shoot my documentary

Apocalyps Diamond Sparks

my anaconda don't want none not with this framerate hun

killspree

(SCREECHING)

Curtis

Puma in Brasil, guys, seriously?

Milan Maršálek

please watch the second one too!! so much worse. ALSO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT NEXT TIME TJ

Sean Gallant

Alright that was a good practice run, let's do it for real now.

Delayed

Do Dinocroc or Frankenfish next

Harry Connor

Paul, marijuana may affect sperm count, but in terms of getting a chick pregnant studies have found no real change from those who smoke regularly to those who don't. Sex drive increases not decreases too and the chance of sex significantly increases according to studies when one or both people are high. From my own experience I concur, getting drunk kills my libido hard though, damn whiskey dick! Oh and you're 2.5 times more likely to get testicular cancer if you smoke weed more than once a week though it's not conclusive if that's because of smoking or because smokers tend to have unhealthier lifestyles. Normally it'd be 1 in 250 so 1 in 100 for frequent weed smokers. Thing is though only 1 in every 5000 men die from testicular cancer which is much less fatal than other cancers.

Marcus Smith

That was Danny Trejo?!?!? My god man, What happened? was it the constant B movies that rapidly aged you?

Anders Treeman

TJ, fix your goddamn computer, this has been a problem for months.

Nuuk

why is every video played on tj's computer slow as fuck

mega

Be so good as you teach me how to be funny! Go ahead and post your hilarious Anaconda review in the comments, Keggerous! I'll wait.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

This film is a pile of steaming goat shit.

DoomKid

Never heard of a black guy named Danny? What about Danny Glover???

Chris X

Roger Ebert didn't understand it's a dumb Hollywood schlock and Pessimist Productions made this an entertaining slant (lampooning Ebert's take). I get they also don't like it but many people like that it's designed to be campy from the audience perspective. I love it

boratgamer

A very genuine and honest apology from TJ? WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS THIS?

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More commentaries. Doesn't even have to be a movie every time. I'd apreciate the occassional bad short/show.

Oliver Edward Morgan

DO MORE MOVIE COMMENTARIES NOW! pls.

Tommy Sunny

stoner Owen Wilson is best Owen Wilson

Mr. Big Stuff

TJ, I appreciate you trying to cover for Scotty, but please don't take on his sins. We all know this was delayed because Scotty was on a bender. Dew and hookers. He was supposed to release this last month after editing it, but went off for days at a time banging hookers and downing dozens of Mountain Dews per day. Word on the street is he pretended to be (or thought he was) a cowboy and restored order to a small midwestern town overrun by Mexicans. So I guess some good came out of this.

Oliver Edward Morgan

Scotty confuses funny with being loud

Keggerous

Any good snake stories? I would say the best one is in the backyard there before the fence was set up my dad found a garden snake, we knew what a snake was but never encountered a snake before and the first time interacting with it and my dad picking up a wild animal like this was weird because the advice adults usually give but of course nothing bad happen, just something cool and interesting for my younger self looking back on it now.

Robert Wolf

There was no Patrons only Highdeology this month either. Please deliver more juicy content!

ShoreMcLoving

YES

Robert Wolf

They should definitely do more of these!

Harry S

Better are than never these never disappoint

Erick Sierra

My anaconda wants j-lo’s buns son

Bo Prince

You guys have to check out an instant classic. It's the best 90's film ever made. It's glory is called Komodo (1999).

David

The movie sucked ass, but the commentary was awesome! I'd love to see more stuff like this.

SWEGTA

Oh wow this movie was fucking horrible.

Canadian Attack Moose

watch House of the Dead 2003 its a shity movie based off the arcade game and there is a scene where a zombie breaks thru a door and the actor wraps the zombies arm around him cause the arm couldent find him, you need to watch this shit show

Gamesick2077

I mean you had just got married, so naturally things could have got a bit hectic. No worries. Fuckin scammed again ;)

Canadian Attack Moose

*"We should go in a haunted house" - my friends and I are going on a two week tour of haunted houses across America next summer, you guys should join us and film parts of it for the show!

Jack of Tears

It's alright TJ ^^

Alyssa Monet Mason

Scammer as always. I know what I'm watching.

Abby Danger

You are forgiven

Chris X

At last

YourEvilBoyfriend

This movie deserves to lag

Dustin Conklin

I was about to end my patronage, without Cinema for Cynics blessed be it is back!

Tech Noir

Alien SUCKED amiright

SneakyDeej