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Who has a better beard?

Two beards enter! One beard leaves! 

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It's well seasoned.

Travis Lucas

Paul’s Beard is Full of Salt!

Brad White

Paulwashers are in full force I see.

Tez

Team Paul. Can we culturally appropriate the "salt life" thing? Long live Paul.

Randall Goetz

he's too insignificant to deserve a beard as resplendent as Paul's

Delayed

Tj can’t even compete with the almighty Paul’s beard, Paul’s beard is large and luscious and beautiful, Tj’s doesn’t get like Paul’s ever from my recollection

Owen Grossman

TJ kinda looks like a Muslim or Amish with his beard. Not a huge fan of the no tache beard. Just imho

Mark Buckley

How is this even a question? Tj's beard looks like shit

Scotty has a beard too so... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Taylor Elise Kirk

I like the no stache look! I rock a chinstrap myself :) #nostache

Joseph Joyce

I liked the Werewolf TJ, this amish shit needs to go away

Simon

Guys with a beard and no mustache is just a weird look. But I get why TJ does it, his fat ass doesn't want to get food and drinks in it... lol

Xinic5

Honestly if I could say both, i would pick both but since I can only pick one I pick TJ because i did the style and that it makes his lower face look more square

george

Paul may have a bigger beard but Tj's beard is thicker and better trimmed so he gets the point.

SomeRandomCanadian

Paul's is Bushier, but TJ's is less pubic

Skeptical Jesus

Both their beards are crispy with cum anyway....

queefspeak

You guys are delusional. I also wanted to say Paul, but then I realised that it was bc I sympathise more with him. TJ does have the real beard, though!

Manuel Siefert

Have to go with Paul. Paul’s beard is distinguished. It has personality. It’s like Nick Nolte on his chin. Paul’s beard has a vocabulary and drinks aged whisky. It’s wild, eclectic and should be worthy of a namesake. Segmento’s arch-rival.

ProEbola

From a true paulisher: GET REKT TJKAFANS

Michael Buonomo

Paul. TJ's beard is the beard of a man who is inconvenienced by it. Paul's beard is that of a proud man that revels in his facial hair.

Michael Hursh

If TJ had the stache he'd win no doubt. His Beard has actual shape and structure to it. Paul just looks homeless.

Marcus Smith

TJ would definitely win if he didn't shave the stache, because that's honestly the most impressive part of his beard. Paul's beard is kinda ugly and scraggly, but at least he has the stache.

Ben Hogue

Paul finally has a win

10baseballdmo

Hands down Paul, but I do like how long TJs mustache gets at the ends.

106

TJ's beard is 🔥

Daymon(FAT NOBODY)

TJs would be better if he’d stop doing Amish shit to it

Isaac Black

Is the show ever up yet???

Brad with the biceps

U gey

NaughtyMouth

Neither James Harden

Erick Sierra

Have to admit... Paul has the better beard. Love ya' TJ but I'd be lying. Still... not a bad beard.

DanFan

Not even close. Tj looks terrible with that amish shit on his face

Mdxfiend

Paul's beard looks like it has woodland creatures living in it. #growamustacheTJ

Gabby Curran

Paul has the better overall beard, but TJ's mustache kind of offsets that when it's grown out

Brian Douglas

TJicophants BTFO

Lane Kennedy

Paul's beard is a giant puff of homelessness.

Morden Is Alive

But seriously, Paul

LucyLightfang

I voted TJ, but if Pauls was trimmed and groomed a bit more he would win for sure.

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

Choose all that apply? BOTH!

LucyLightfang

As if that's a serious question.

Sev Obzen

Paul

Alyssa Monet Mason

Paul...

Officer Jarpis

Is this even a contest?

NaughtyMouth

scotty.


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