DFF Watches "In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"

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Agares

I'vr been loving going back and watching these, but this one is unwatchable. Sometimes bad movies have something interesting in them that you can see the directed tried to do, but this one has absolutely nothing.

Yorkshire_Tea_innit

A Honey wagon is the shitter.

J Allen

Fuck! I'm belgian...

oh better

Apocalyps Diamond Sparks

People in The Netherlands and Belgium are lucky people

Ishaan govardhan

yall truly had to slog through some thicc shit with this one.

killspree

I keep going back to watch this thinking i haven't seen it and realize each time that I just blocked it from my memory.

Sven K

I love these cheesy Sword & Sorcery flicks. Please watch more like this one, but maybe this kind of genre that you enjoy and have more fun with.

Video Gamers Oasis

Not available because of a claim by Dutch Filmworks. Guess I'll have to use TOR browser for this one.

This was funny af lmao

Adrian Sjöberg

Do a Cinema for Cinics on Without a Paddle.

Sean Gallant

O wow nm!! It's fixed now. I don't see it anymore. Awesome

defialpro

I know not a lot of people mention this, and I'm probably shit outta luck because I'm in the minority, but can you remove the watermark for future content please? Or at least make it black and white or periodically remove it? I have an OLED TV and that bright static content is gonna burn in on my TV. Just gotta watch this on my monitor I guess for now. But oled is probably an issue for at least a small segment of viewers who actually have one of the Tvs.

defialpro

Three or four years back, I saw a comedian at the Edinburgh festival whose material was largely about how strange this movie was and how much they loved Bill Hicks. True story.

Jean the Baptiste

Watching Ray Liotta in this shitpile makes me wish I was watching Goodfellas.

How come the video is not available in the Netherlands?

Mearl

Jim Ass = Deep Fat Fried

Sir Drinkalot

Blood Rayne next pls. Lot of boobies in that one.

Milan Maršálek

Pregnant burt Reynolds had me rolling dude

Gubert Dubert

Nobody

Brad The Patreorn

Guys, help me caption this lol 2 hours is a long ass time

Pinhead Larry

Brotherhood of Nod as your picture nice.

Canadian Attack Moose

She did. Gave up movies from her kids.

Canadian Attack Moose

ayeee I'm glad to be wrong ^^

Popadopolis

So no show tonight? I don’t exactly pay for nothing.... a little heads up would’ve been nice! Jeeeez

Clint

Sigh...fuck these guys

I might be wrong but looks like Paul posted on Twitter about being at a Mardi Gras parade just an hour ago. Maybe they're all going to come back smashed for a late nighter or maybe there none tonight :(

Popadopolis

Are we also getting a podcast or does this count as the Friday show?

Patrick Lively

add to cinema for cynics category on the patreons

Delayed

Must've been a few that didn't renew or haven't renewed yet.

Smack Millan

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Oh' Long Johnson

Wait i though we reached 4k patrons? now it's back to 3.8k?

Dagnar Legra

Where the f, is lord tiny face.

Graeme McKnight

I haven’t been paying much attention but why is the news caster from last flash fried the villain?

Rants n rambles

I'm gonna start calling my girlfriend a honey wagon.

QueueStudio

Scotty a lot of action can be good BUT the action must carry some meaning behind the action, some stakes, rising the stakes, ect. The action feels long and boring because of the lack of character in the action. As someone who wants to make animations, especially that of fighting animations, that is what I've learn of creating a good action scene.

Robert Wolf

thanx guys, worth my $10.

Kristofer Foster

As a long time fan of all you deconstructionist malcontents, I demand a Jim Carrey = DFF

Pee Pee Von Diarrheastein

Burt Reynold's laying in that bed looks like The Manatee's most noble ancestor.

Jonathan

I almost choked to death on an orange because I laughed so hard when they were trying to say positive things about the movie. I think a little part of the orange got sucked into my lung and I can still feel it in there so thanks guys.

Guthrie Stafford

What kind of water-headed idiot made that sack of shit?

Delayed

This is a FLAMING. KRUGUPULT.

Shneb63

Fantastic! Hilarious! More PLZ!

Tyler Fun

Yeet. Best segment.

Neebsz

boo

Neebsz

Honeywagon is the truck that cleans out septic tanks. 💩💩

Josh Martin

I have family and friends who were random warrior extras in the 13th warrior and I haven't seen it, I hope TJ is proud. I have, however, seen this before.

Ebee

CHRIS CHAN = DFF? Anyone?

Lucas Renzo Giovannetti

I think Leelee Sobieski even played Joan of Arc in another movie.

Tito Manfredo

Damn. TS's girlfriend from Mallrats looked pretty damn good whenever this was filmed. I like the gravely voiced, blonde thot who shows her little titties in that movie. Great film. I want to rep my boy Matthew Lillard, despite being dogshit in this film, because he was the lead in one of my favorite movies ever. SLC Punk. Back in my more rebellious days, i fell in love with that movie, and his performance was amazing. RIP Heroin Bob. Oh, fuck this movie and Uwe Boll.

Clyde Frog

Oh for fucks sake!! us Belgians always getting bullied.

eli van beeumen

You guys should watch BloodRayne. It's even worse than this.

KaizerLaw

Everyone who sees this skip to 8:12

nah playing love yall...spamed

sorry im just not high enough to watch you react to this whole thing

What you guys need to do is find some fucking preacher and debate his balls of you guys are fucking stupid anymore theres so much cool shit you could be doing

Nd stfu about Uwe boll or whoever tf dony nobody really know who he even is

dude fuck that movie. At this point fuck all movies that are new.

Oh Jesus this movie is amazing....ly bad.

Duke Snugglez

Ah! I told myself I'd never watch this again. It was that terrible, but I might just have to, because I know your reactions will be hilarious.

David

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SomeRandomCanadian