New Member 'Your Topic' Poll

TJ is eventually going to cover Oprah anyway as much as he hates her, why hasten the inevitable? Let's drag it out into her possible presidential race.

Marquis Andrealphus

Kinda disappointed the annoying fast talking midget is beating out probably the greatest stand up comedian of all time :( Aside from Oprah, Shapiro is probably the least interesting option on there...

Kurt Taylor

Oh, FFS, ppl! DFF doing fucking Oprah would be the best episode ever, and you guys vote some shitty YouTube suckers instead!? Are you brain dead or something!? Come on!

Złosiej Stępień

This is why no one believes in you Jeebus!

Jason Moore

Ben Shapiro is boring, come on people!

Jason Moore

why tf are people voting for ben shapiro? fuck ben.

desu

Tj ripping Shapiro is entertaining, idk bout a whole show

Not Me

Shapiro is not entertainment; it is torture. Make the smart choice, everyone.

Joshua Kittrell

I find your Shapiro content intriguing and productive.

BG

Something something regressive left, something something facts don't care about feelings blah blah cousin played Matilda. Episode over.

Hieronymus

I feel like I've had enough of Shapiro at this point. Probs won't watch it but if it's what the people want I guess that's cool.

Hieronymus

Don't worry these talent-less hack scammers will run out of ideas and eventually do all these shows. And then re-do them as an update to steal more of our hard earned sheckles.

Avity

I really dont care about hearing about ben shapiro's retarded existence. Hes better to cover on abandon hope and flash fried. Not for a whole DFF episode

Marcus Joseph Soto

Ugh why you some of you fucks voting for Ben Shapiro? I dont give a fuck about him. Hes someone I like hearing these guys talk about during abandoned hope and flash fried stories, and not on his lame existence for a whole DFF episode

Marcus Joseph Soto

Why Ben Shapiro? He’s as interesting as a stale dog turd

God damn, how is Shapiro winning? What a bland fallacious retard

ThatMr.ShowSketch

Fuck Shapiro vote Carlin.

Matt Schilling

Dude Ben Shapiro fucking sucks whyy

Neebsz

Really? Why the fuck do this many ppl give a shit about Soyboy Shapiro...

Kaka

How is Ben Shapiro first?!

Big Gulps, huh

All of these are great. edit: I vote for Ben Shapiro because he's the only one i'd really hate listening to on my own and i kinda miss the "this guy is a retard" videos.

Miha Kokalj

Been a Pateon for a while but literally just got out of a psych hospital 2 days ago. Definitely cover them. Those places SUCK

DylanRuns

Go to the dragon's lair, sword and shield in hand. Slay Oprah.

Charles Houston

Man that was a tough choice between Shapiro and Oprah

Skeptical Jesus

On a Carlin episode, it will just be a repeat of the Akira Kurosawa episode "Oh, he's a genius" for two hours. The show is much funnier when they are roasting someone.

Jacob Martin

Anathema, these comments.

Gigantopithecus

Dumbass internet trends. I voted for a name that will actually be remembered and has already had a lasting impact, Carlin

YourEvilBoyfriend

I get that Shapiro is a popular phenomenon right now, and people wanna watch him get roasted. But him beating out fukn psychiatric hospitals and George Carlin is just madness!!! You guys who voted are boring fukn retards!!

Liam Borns

An Illuminati episode and bohemian grove and stuff the history of the skull and bones everything Illuminati related would be awesome

TompkinG

I want all of these. Especially Illuminati and psychiatric hospitals

Patrick Lynch

We should save Carlin for when the SJW's inevitably reassess his comedy.

Lord of the Pimp Rings

HOW IS OPRAH WONFREY LAST?!!

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

I would like all of these eventually.

Avery Xavier Chu

Well the star trek episode worked pretty well but only because of how much these guys loved star trek and how interesting star trek is.

Oliver Zinn

Personally i think when they make an episode about someome they truly despise its a way stronger episode. Funnier, well thought out. When its them just being fan boys of someone thats already universally liked there not really coming up with any good riffs or counter arguments. Its just mostly stuff we all know and agree on.

Josh Martin

We hear about Shapiro every day. It’s getting old.

BigNifty2583

who gives a fuck about ben shapiro, just make a 5 min video and lets get on with a better topic

Duckling Duckins

All of them

Price Winton

I voted for Shapiro to watch him get roasted

Some Caucazoid

Shapiro's voice is so cringy

Thomas H.

Yeah seriously fuck the shapiro sycophants

TheJedimuffin

Oh come on, I don’t want to see a Shapiro episode. There are too many DFF episodes on individuals, I’d much rather see them explore ideas and concepts.

Austin

What are the odds Ben Shapiro fans would mass flag a video that doesn’t blow him?

BettaPonic

not giving a damn about ben shapiro nerd

c0lt

i need george carlin DFF right now please

Will Meyer

I don't even know what a ben shapiro is because i don't want to know what a ben shapiro is. Why are there so many stupid people with internet?

Marcus Pappas

Fuck these stupid useless ben shapiro obcessed cunts

Caio Azeredo Pereira

I work at a psych hospital and can tell yall its a fucked up system that needs a lot more fed regulation

Brandon Letourneau

Hillary Clinton obviously rigged this poll.

Dylan Brown

What a depressing statement.

Delayed

Yes let us stew in an echo chamber! lol jk Im salty because i want the psych hospital to win.

Belphegor

I think the GC show should be over lesser known facts about him. Let us learn something we don't know.

Belphegor

I couldn't agree more sir!

Belphegor

I certainly don't.

Poop Poop

No, HE IS NOT!

Poop Poop

I want Shapiro roasted and to then never think of him again

The True Nihilist

Seeing alot of hate for Ben Shapiro as a topic in the comments. I just want to say that their is little content on youtube where Ben Shapiro is criticised. And I think 2 hours is a long enough time to dismantle and discredit him as a person in one take. Just remember that your hate of Ben will be equivalent to the love you have for the episode

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

Who the fuck wants a shapiro episode?

Kanece

More ben Shapiro bullshit? Please anything else

H Lee

I vote george carlin but these are all really really good pick and i hope they get a episode

everended

Seriously if Shapiro wins can you just do the runner up? You know you guys dont wanna spend two hours listening to that faggot and I think most everyone doesnt wanna hear that shit.

Drake Ark

Fuck Shapiro, I get enough of that jew in my recommended feed. Can't seem to get rid of him.

videogamer4lifer

WHY BEN SHAPIRO! We have heard enough of this ass clown! Lets give them something interesting to discuss, like ummmmm IDK the fucking psychiatric hospitals. Mother fuckers just choosing that shit bag because they want to piss TJ off.

Belphegor

Nobody wants to sit through an hour and a half of Shapiro's nasally strawmanning. Definitely want to see a DFF on the queen herself, Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey is actually taken seriously by someone other than edgy 14 year-olds.

Patrick Gaunt

Carlin is boring.

Victor Ekberg

Please dont make everyone suffer through 1.5 hours of nasally whining

Sierra Reppert

It’d be a bash and roast episode.

spaceSuicide

There’s so much already said about Shapiro on Abandon Hope. Let’s see something different!

Chris Cook

Do the psychiatric hospital, I dont think I've heard them talk about that before but I have heard them talk about Ben and Carlin.

Natasha Randall

Wtf is so interesting about Ben Shapiro?

EddieTheDude

Shapiro!!!!

B

This list kind of sucks, wish we had more interesting topics to cover

PETER

I don't think there is anything interesting they can get out of Ben Shapiro, so I'll vote for Oprah and the Iluminati.

Emilio Prado

Psychiatric hosptials. Pick psychiatric hospitals. Psychiatric hospitals is the mext DFF.

kash

Oprah Winfrey is the only real interesting choice here and they've already talked a lot about the other categories. Figures it would be the least voted one lol.

Majin_Romulus

I'm stuck between Ben Shapiro and Psychiatric Hospitals

Chris X

Biting my fucking nails over here

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

I went with Shapiro. It’ll be funny to watch their minds turn as soft as black pudding. I wouldn’t do it. My poor brain atrophies at the very thought. If they do Shapiro, they’ll need drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. It’ll be fun to watch though.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

Of course all these would be interesting and funny cause it the DFF guys doin it, but Shapiro would be funny to see because of how annoyed theyd get, vote Shapiro if you wanna see some salt.

Austin Joiner

I never in my life thought I'd say this but VOTE SHAPIRO

Jake the Snake

Shit, my suggestion for Kirk Cameron got only 11 votes, Shapiro it is!

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Would be fun to see the guys lose it while listening to Shapiro.

Steve Lerma

They'd have to play audio clips of him and I can't stand listening to that sniveling twat

Paddy Mac

I really wanna see Oprah taken apart the same way Dr Oz, Dr Phil and Dr Drew were.

Paddy Mac

I agree they had Alex Jones winning on the other pole. I watch DFF to get away from politics and people should think about what the guys would be good at covering. Are they going to just show a bunch of interviews?

danieljohnyerke

If carlin wins then they should cover his entire caree and early life and give him "carlins"

Aenima72826

They've covered Ben Shapiro enough on Flash Fried. It's time for them to cover something they haven't discussed before (or at least much).

Todd Newton

I'd say it's time that Oprah gets her due.

Mrohnoes

I'm just worried that their episode of Carlin will be them watching his standup and reading his quotes, laughing, and explaining why it's funny/why it wouldn't fly today

I could go for most of these honestly

Alice Ekerson

My blood pressure can’t handle an entire DFF episode about Shapiro so it has to be Carlin

Ankha

How have you not already done carlin

Jack

George Carlin!

Jason Moore

Exactly why he’ll win this vote. He’s a cockroach

nicholas cross

Got to go with the Carlin episode guys

Dom Grindrod

Ben Shapiro is not worth breath you pleb children

YourEvilBoyfriend