EAT THE POOR - EXCESS 2 - DFF

Pauls rich man thing killed me this whole fucking thing.

Samtar

when my father worked for a company in venezuel​a he basically was on call for the family of the CEO, had his daughter call him for some mundane task she didn't understand.

Repulse

Why do these rich fucks have like 7 bedrooms and then 23 bathrooms? Is there something to the term "stinking rich" I never caught on to?

Heather Squidz

I'd love to win the lottery. I already have investments and ideas for how I'd turn that money into projects that make money.

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Sondre Knutsen

If I had this kinda money I would just commission my own fashion brands. I really really don't get the appeal. Everything that comes out of those huge fashion brands just looks ugly even if it can show off your wealth.

Not A Computer

Opulent Paul lives in excess... Excess... John excess... John X.

Zachary Moorman

Maybe I’m the definite, foolish outlier here. Because I desperately crave wealth and oppulance, honestly. I guess that’s just who I am.

Berzerk

Idk I think I agree with petard. 2 million now in my 20s is worth a bit more to me than investing and maybe getting like 8 in my 40s. I don’t like drinking or parties so if I were rich I’d probably just travel a little and spend the rest on bitches

Rants n rambles

Edible gold leaf is fucking $6 on Amazon. I’m gonna start one of these fancy restaurants for the rich and grossly overcharge everything my $6 Amazon gold touches

Mecha

Paul meeting the Kirks was the greatest thing in mankinds history.

TidoMido

I totally agree with you, but that's also why we'll probably never be wealthy. They need to manipulate markets, make shady deals and make people suffer to get their money. Typically, wealthy people are selfish and apathetic.

Al Ex

If I had unlimited money I think it'd be really cool to invest in projects for the community. Renovate the streets, parks, and so on. Maybe invest in a bunch of local businesses. Give them the ideal setup. Fresh paint, new registers and lights. Everything just looks aged and cracked. It's everywhere, this vibe of just shuffling along. I would want to make the city a gem for everyone to enjoy. I've always thought it would be so much fun to have free range of a Home Depot or an Ikea. Oh and it'd be cool to fund scientific research and development. Space travel stuff. It seems like our greatest achievments are made for and with the money of people who want to bomb others and that makes me sad. We could have the stars in our hands and we choose to drown in the blood of our neighbors and our fellow plants/animals.

Breonna Rice

paul was fucking hilarious in this episode, JOLLY GOOD SHOW

berbby

I had a retiree who worked in the same business I do come up and drunkenly offer me sound financial advice. He told me if I wanted to get rich I should buy fourplexs, rent them all out and pay the building off, buy a second rent it out and pay the building off, and do that about 4-5 more times and by the end I’d be towards 45-50 and swimming in money. I told him, yeah, that would work, (assuming the housing economy in ontario stays as is) but I already live comfortably and have everything money can buy me that I actually need. Between that, some books and video games, and the occasional bbq with friends, I don’t care for more.

Canadian Attack Moose

At about 45:50 in I was fucking dying. I love DFF but nothing makes me really laugh very hard, but that joke (or maybe not so intended joke, I don't know) left me uncontrollably laughing and crying from laugh too hard.

Xinic5

I love opulent paul.

Let the meat cake

Kristen R

If you look at the fall of the western Roman Empire, excess spending from the elite of Rome and massive corruption was one reason they fell. The Roman government also couldn’t afford their armies so a Roman army took valuable possessions from the Roman elite. This should be a huge potential warning sign to the USA.

This is simultaneously the most disgusting and funny episode of DFF. Great work dudes.

Jareth Gawain

Paul's impressions left me dead.

StrayDup

yes A GOLD WIND TURBINE!

you know what the first sedentary human tribes did when one of the members would eat all of the meat and grain? thwack, crack, smash, woosh, splash, blub blub...

All of these fockers have independent wealth yet do not use solar paneling for the agregious amounts of energy their mansions are using. They could afford their own wind turbine easily. Assholes.

Fair Whisper Goddess

At 21 minutes. The picture of the lady with the shoe closet. Shoes in closet +-6800 Dollars Dress is probably worth 3000. Jewelery is more expensive than all of them put together probably. The fact that I am doing this math is the point of the pic.

Fair Whisper Goddess

I just finished a cool book called The Royal Art of Poison. Don't envy the gold plates, and don't eat food dipped in gold - metal in the food will fuck you right up.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Personally I look at my life like this; if I have enough money to pay my rent and get food and maybe buy myself some small nice things; then im fine. I have other shit, I have a child, I have a physics degree and learning I love to do, I dont need money. The only thing that would change if I had a load of money is that I would quit my job and do my degree full time for a year.

S Chattey

I disagree with Paul that everyone secretly wants this stuff. Maybe I'm deluding myself or am in the minority, but there's nothing attractive to me about that level of obscene opulence. Just merely being in possession of billions or even millions of dollars while people around the world are suffering due to resource scarcity would make me feel like the lowest scum of the Earth. If I had a chance to walk into billions of dollars of wealth of course I'd take it, but I'd either put it towards helping people who need it more or towards trying to subvert the very system that allowed that level of wealth to be amassed in the first place. But buying a private jet ticket for my dog? Paying someone to deal with my day-to-day chores and responsibilities? Those things are pitiful and reprehensible. No, I don't want to be Jeff Bezos so I can spoil myself and avoid minor inconveniences. I want to be Jeff Bezos so I can offer aid to his mistreated warehouse employees. I envy the rich because they basically have the power and the ability to reshape society in any way they see fit and they choose to hoard resources, be as lazy as hedonistic and as irresponsible as possible, and lord their wealth over everyone and pretend they're somehow superior even as their fellow man languishes in poverty for no reason other than so satisfy their own unquenchable greed. FUCK rich people, FUCK their horribly unsustainable lifestyles, and FUCK ANYONE who is shameless enough to admit that they WANT that. I'm all for pleasure and excess, too, but god damn do I revile the ultra-wealthy and anyone who justifies or envies their way of life. It's literally like saying "I wish I was Bill Cosby because he got to rape anyone he wanted to for decades and who can deny they enjoy having sex???" Like fuck that shit, these people are criminals. They straight up create MASS SUFFERING to satisfy their own selfish desires. I don't care how much your monkey brain wants an olympic sized swimming pool full of grade-A kush, you tell it NO when it's at the expense of another human being. That's how society has always been proported to function, but the rich always seem to get a pass.

Bigass Frog

Yeah, I'm normally not a very violent or angry person, but I'd love to grab any one of these rich fucks by the front of their worthless overpriced shirt and punch them in the face over and over until they stop breathing forever. Is that crazy? I feel like that's a pretty rational response to this level of callous, excessive greed...

Bigass Frog

Right there with you bud.

Clyde Frog

THIS IS AWESOME!!! By these figures; I will be hold most of the world millionaire wealth($5 million+) in 22-25 years based on my current income!(no joke, I can get $40,000 per/week) if you dive back on this again talk to me - my case is REALLY weird...

Nicholas Hamilton

This episode made me almost irrationally mad. I honestly don't know how to feel. Anger, sadness, pity, jealously, indignant rage like a SJW. It was confusing...sad and sort of pathetic and I still don't know how to feel.

Restitutor Orbis

All this gold food these rich guys are eating is probably giving them gold poisoning. So at least I'm healthier than them.

Madmanx25

Worst part is Kevin olearly is a Canadian who hides his citizenship when he's on shows like shark tank. Got no respect for a man who hides his superiority

Madmanx25

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Oh' Long Johnson

Paul kinda looks like a bearded Teddy Roosevelt with that monocle

brennan

lmao i love rich paul

Mark Sweeney

Tight

Eric Weston

I love you guys and the content you shit out

Carlos Gonzalez

Silly TJ/Paul and Scotty, you don't EAT the poor, you burn the poor to heat the rich!

SarahJRandomNumbers