Cinema for Cynics: American Psycho 2

A lot of these Vimeo links just say private for me

Bubblerider

People get murdered in the Saved By The Bell halloween episode. But I still sat though this... Why

OldCrow

Don't care so much what others say, you'll be happier for it

Brhett Friedrich

Loved Paul's Beetlejuice impression.

RJH

I watched nearly the entire thing before i realized id be better off getting a lobotomy with a rusty ice pick than to have to remember even having to sit through that. Im sorry for everyone involved.

The Glue Boblin

That moment when a class full of students who want to be in the FBI as well as a former FBI agent can't put the pieces together and figure out that the girl who had connections to and was seen with every single victim is the killer.

Lydell

You know, usually, I really enjoy your Cinima for Cynics Commentaries. However, I finally got to watching this one...and I just felt awful...This movie, the commentary did not save any of the experience. It was just so damn boring. And so "Whyyyyy?? Whaaat? Oh Come on thats just retarded!" I am so sorry someone made you watch this. If only I'd been there to stop it.

Pengmaeda

this is dumb but Mila's character is a freshman in college so how is she able to get wine? She should be 18 or 19

Banana_Leal

Did hallmark made this shit.

I'll eat your soul.

Richard Cleland

That movie wasn't even supposedo to be an American psycho sequel. It started out as just some slasher comedy and then someone slapped the patric2 bateman nonsense. Anyway ,I see you guys later at dorsias,Eric Halberstram is going to be there too. I'll just return some videotapes in the meantime .

Jan S.

Morgan J. Freeman is a different person than Morgan Freeman

Lady V. Paprika

wow some tripwarning for 1:06

Jonah Boeckenbrink (Parsek)

This looks like a Wattpad fanfiction of American Psycho.

T'Keyah Kedder

Your banter barely saved this one. I can barely call it a banal movie. It was THAT abysmal.

spaceSuicide

Holy shit that movie was awful

Tyler Fun

Go buy some black women's hair straightening chemicals. That'll fix ya right up there bucko.

Clyde Frog

American Psycho meets Clueless lol

Lydell

This was originally supposed to be a standalone concept that didn't involve American Psycho. But the first one was so good the studio tried to suckle more out of a franchise so they changed the script to make it Patrick Bateman.

Jeremy Skye

I like how this movie was supposed to be 40 mins long

Andrew Stetson

the part where paul makes fun of curly hair on men triggers me bc I look like that natually and theres nothing I can do ): . Usually try to cut it short though

Andrew Stetson

A condom as a garrote...goddamn it man

Shut up Meg.

Nuuk

Holy fuck this was torturous to watch, even with the commentary to lift the mood. At least there were some hilariously bad parts in there that I could laugh at too

Dragoon

MEG GRIFFIN. That's all I hear.

Thomas H.

wow, this movie is insulting to the legacy of the first film

Keggerous

I think that, with the right script, mila kunis could have portrayed a female serial killer perfectly because she looks like she lacks emotional depth.

Isobel Vanderbilt

Morgan J Freeman is actually NOT the Morgan Freeman we are used to.

Lord of Duck

Okay, I know you guys said it a lot, but this film makes zero sense. Like, when they're in the restaurant and the shrink asks to talk to her he calls her Ms. Newman and the parents don't react. So either she shares a last name with the girl whose identity she stole or she's so crazy she thinks they're her mom and dad and they don't know what their daughter looks like. Also, how does killing someone and "taking their place" even work? Ugh, my head hurts.

Jackson Parrish

huh, Hollywood use to produce movies of mary sues even back then!

Robert Wolf

Still better than the Independence Day sequel.

Tito Manfredo

You should all be wearing mask. Everyone everywhere should always be wearing mask.

JoeyDigChair

What an incredible case study of how NOT to make a movie

Sierra Reppert

Wow. This was absolute dogshit. One of the worst films you guys have watched for how bland and unremarkable it is, fucking Abraxas was better than this shit.

DoomKid

The fact that this was labeled as Cinema for Cynics made me want to watch it more, which I know is totally unreasonable, but still.

DoomKid

Jesus christ. I cant wait to watch this. I knew this movie existed, but could never bring myself to watch it because of my love for the book and original movie. If anyone out there hasn't read the book, check it out, it's fantastic. The author goes into so much manic detail that is left out of the movie. Patrick basically describes every outfit he wears in excruciating detail every time he changes clothes, or in a new scene. Its pretty funny. I swear to god I called that the black dude would also be a sociopath the first time I saw him with that notebook.

Clyde Frog

This was really bad, but it was funny bad.

A mixed feeling of hilarity from DFF comments but lost a bit of my soul to the movie.

Baba-Mail

Didn't American Psycho start with a burst of exposition?

Where the hell did they find these bands for the soundtrack?! I think this is worse than the music they play in Maurices. That is fucking saying something, trust me.

KhaleesiOfTheGreatDairyState

You guys should watch Serial Mom, it's a flawed movie but it's hilarious

Darius King

This is the alternate universe where meg just kind of kill everyone but not in a fun family guy way but through exposition

Vooran

Shut Up, Meg!

Classic

Josh Martin

I'm going to have to rewatch the original to restore my soul

Darius King

Oh boy, that was terrible. Thanks for suffering through it for our entertainment <3

Ben Shive

Okay, 1) I would like to see you guys do that "Saved by the Bell" marathon very much. 2) Who the fuck turns away Mila Kunis while she's taking your pants off? 3) Captain McSexy was the star of the fantastic "Forever Knight".

Jack of Tears

Holy shit, what a wretched movie. I knew it would be bad but not that bad.

Xenos Nassar

Oof

Erick Sierra

Blessed content from the great tomat in the sky!

Marlin Benson

I love how theres this perfect dichotomy between the music matching the scene so closely that they're basically just singing what she's doing, and the music being so absurdly out of place its hilarious

Gemma Hutchison

What a stinker! A low, low point in William Shatner's career, and that's saying a lot.

Martin Duplessis

paul: when has this thing ever been done good literally in the first american psycho movie hahahaha

Gemma Hutchison

what is this gay movie

Justin Hunt

Ewwww. Part two!

Austin Snyder

Thank you for this delicious meal, Tomatinoes.

Berzerk