DFF WATCHES "MAZES AND MONSTERS" - Cinema for Cynics

Thank you

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Needs a cynics tag

Shrunken Presence

This movie is a hate crime.

Trazyn the Infinite

Wish this was in the Cinema for Cynics tab.

Franklin Roosevelt's cat

You guys should watch this! https://youtu.be/qyYHWkVWQ4o

SuperDarthKelly

Hey man I used to be a jizz mopper!

Ed-boy

There's not enough legal tobacco on the planet.

Ash Farther

I'm no longer able to watch this video, it says "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

VladTheInhaler

Damn, Tom Hanks did a better spastic than Rosie O'Donnell

Alice Ekerson

I knew it was gonna hurt, I didn't think it'd be to THAT extent.

Is there another reason that people watch these but to watch you 3 suffer? =P

Randar Zalthor

Holy fuck. I want my life back.

I got 40 minutes in. God this movie is to boring to even make fun of

Tyler Fun

Thank you for making the space where the movie plays larger this time around & not having a light overlay, that makes the movie difficult to watch, and the subtitles make the experience 300% better than older C4C style vids where it sometimes was hard to follow anything because of poor audio mixing. Wonderful.

Holy fucking god that was hard to sit through. This is probably the most boring movie i have ever watched...

Ultra_Jerky

For the record, watching this movie was PAUL'S idea.

Arcterus

Autistic does not equal disillusion.

Jonathan Fesmire

Pretty good, guys. Thanks.

EddieTheDude

Great Hall is buddies with Great Oats.

Jonathan Fesmire

At 23 minutes in... are those SERIOUSLY the miniatures for this fictional game? Man, real miniatures are so much cooler.

Jonathan Fesmire

Bosch really isn't that bad. Also it follows the books which where written in the 90s.

James Murphy

Let me check.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

cannot see the vid due to it's privacy settings apparently

xXAMightyStormXx

9/11 is the Twin Towers Lord of the Rings is the Two Towers you dolts

Matt Schilling

Just noticed the Blade Runner poster in the dorm room

ThatMr.ShowSketch

Chauncy wouldn't be caught dead in this movie!

Captain Teebs

I stopped following the movie around 3 minutes in and I've never done that with a movie before. Tried to divert my attention back to this movie along several points but it was a real battle!

Todd Newton

Time Heist = DFF

Brandon B

Are you a spoony fan?

Buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

Thanks for the suggestion!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Watch Skulduggery, it's worse then Mazes and Monsters.

TJ—it’s “Bad Movie Guy” from the Alabama meetup. You promised me you’d look into After Last Season. It’s the movie you want to watch if you want Paul and Scotty to *really* suffer!

So, you guys did the top 10 worst movies ever but didn't include house of the dead which makes me think you've never seen it. I think that should be the next Cinema for Cynics.

damien glenn

You guys should really watch Fraternity Demon. It's garbage, but it's FUN garbage at least.

Jane'e Taylor

You sick fucks made me pay to watch Mazes and Monsters, well played.

Jeffrey Searcy

What about a drunk writer who writes about an abused writer that is the son of a psychopathic murderous and abusive.....writer.

Gary Czernick

TJ what are we doing here? And whos hair brained idea was this anyway !?!

Azazel

you can always tell how bad a movie is on C4C by how long into it they get before they start blaming each other. TJ this is your fault! Fuck that, it was all Scotty's idea.

Dark Nook

This movie is spine tingling... because it made me jump off the roof and now I'm paralyzed.

Dark Nook

Damn. The right-wing was really stupid back then.

Awe yea, I was hoping you guys would really watch this.

Wjyndigo

TJ, what am I doing here?!

Curtis

A jewel of cinematic history.

Curtis

Haha so much content this week!! I love it. My belly is so full (:

Sierra Reppert

That was one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen. Completely boring from beginning to end.

GC1931

YAY more Cynics vs Cinema! My favourite!

DoomKid

This is one reason why you guys have a successful entertainment career. You make (((DOG SHIT))) like this entertaining, lol.

kiefsaurus

Chris Makepeace was also in tv movie The Mysterious Stranger in 82

steven decke

Last time I went to the mental ward, the psychologist who'd make rounds and evaluate everyone unironically asked me if I have difficulties separating the fantasies from reality after I'm done with a session of Dungeons and Dragons, after I explained that it's a hobby I use to treat my depression. 10/10 would be maligned by someone who was literally so ignorant of research on the subject to the point resorting to 1980's rhetoric again.

Lady V. Paprika

I was hoping for The Love Guru

The days that you guys upload a Cinema for Cynics video are always good ones. Can't wait to watch this! It will make my night at work be a bit less shit, so thank you boys!

Clyde Frog

Mystery Science Theater, eat your heart out

Xenos Nassar

I can't wait to watch this! Thank you!

Daniel Melle

TJ, what am I doing here?

Daniel C. Davis

Oh shit flash fried and a C4C in one day? Who's dick do I suck first?

Jeremy St.onge

FUCK YEAH

The greatest movie ever made

Josh Wheeler

This is going to be painful. And judging by the description, not the funny kind.

Nicholas Vaxier

The highlight of every month for me thanks guys

Erick Sierra