Flash Fried: 08 May 2019

diabetes restricts blood flow...that might not have too much to do with the meds

Rants n rambles

I take the destiny stance on this

DjBlue

sorry but you I feel that you can justify voilence if someone is threatening your exists or right

DjBlue

Is the unemployment rate really at 21%? That sounds insane- the highest I could find is like 7.8%. Someone help correct me?

Science knife!

PixelCrusader

good news is that delta is turning almost entirely Airbus and Canadian maker Bombardier. American airlines has hundreds, and united​ also has hundreds. airlines in america​ are turning to europ​e canada, and brazil for they're short haul and medium haul aircraft

Repulse

So much content o thank you senior tomat

Thomas Burns

I noticed you guys made some changes on the perks and I was just wondering if the live FFs for $10 patrons are over for good? :'(

shelbees

Looking this over it seems like I might be implying the government shouldnt get involved at all with the guy that killed the baby, and that's not what I meant at all. He killed the kid, charge him with murder. The whole criminal justice system is so broken doing that would probably make everything even worse, but I won't go into that because I sure as fuck don't have an alternative solution. Unless you count " bring on the nukes" I guess

Bigass Frog

We're in a nation that loves god and hates science. You know what I think? Anti-vax is another thing because it hurts more people than just the children of anti-vaxxers, but fuck it man we have enough people. Let idiots learn by losing what they love. If the govt. steps in, even if it saves the cancer kid, the people who created that kid can just fuck and make another one and will have DOUBLED DOWN on their idiotic beliefs since the central government authority has now taken their child and become their enemy. Let people kill their kids with alternative medicine and THEN charge them with neglect. It's like...am I really supposed to lament the death of the baby that got punched and dropped on the floor? Because there are already WAY too many humans around, and that particular baby would have probably just become a parasitic little clone of the retard that spawned and ultimately killed him. I don't think the government should interfere unless it harms other random innocent people. If idiots wanna ride their motorcycles with no helmet and they get brained on the pavement because the roads were slick, I say that's on them. People won't appreciate safety and security provided by the government, and they definitely won't learn anything from it, so I say fuck em. Let natural selection work its magic. Let the marketplace of ideas sort out the dumbs from the actual thinking individuals. Most people will eventually realize any kind of snake oil isn't doing shit, but if a central authority steps in and decrees from on high that you're an idiot and a shitty parent, idk, I could see people pushing back against that mentally. Our government is fucking evil, dude, and I do NOT want them gaining even more control over our lives unless that starts to change first. Sorry, I guess I'm heartless! Boo hoo, we live in a heartless world. Humanity needs some tough love right about now.

Bigass Frog

Jeez, some teenagers are murdering kids over video game consoles? Sounds like a mental health/parenting crisis to me...let's stick em in rape-cages for the rest of their lives, problem solved! Great job guys, we fixed it! We're DEFINITELY better than those who react out of emotion and take away others' lives, for SURE.

Bigass Frog

Why is getting less work bad? I hate working. Universal income come on come on. Also, 1 Oreo has 33 calories.

Noremac

Thank you for the mega dose of delicious content.

David Raška

Im currently writing a paper for my degree on carbon in the atmosphere over time(an assigned project) and deriving equations to hindcast and predict co2 levels and temperature levels and so on, and while im doing this there are billions of people in the world who 'dont even believe' that climate change exists or humans have any influence on it. It boggles my mind, now more than ever. I hate to quote that fuck shapiro, but facts dont care about your feelings, people.

S Chattey

Those asshole parents,

Fair Whisper Goddess

There are definitely a lot of conservatives living in the central valley in CA, but yea the population is insignificant next to the number of liberal urban dwellers.

Zero Divisor

Butts

Oh' Long Johnson

It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between Abandon Hope and Flash Fried, yikes

Mecha

Please do a full DFF on Game of Thrones season 8. This dumpster fire of a season deserves to be ripped apart by you all.

Wise Hodor

I think it's a mix of pride and not wanting to have to take responsibility.

Rat squatch

My second to last boss, who is in his mid 30s, literally didn't know the economy crashed in 2008. Fucking lived through one of the worst economic downturns in this country's history, and had, no idea it was happening. Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American.

Zo

The current state of the economy depresses me. When I was a kid, prior to 2008, my dad worked full time in a union job and supported our family of four while my brother and I went to private school (the tuition for which was partially paid for by my grandparents, but still). Now I am 23 in 2019, I work full time in a non-entry level position, and I have trouble paying for rent and student loans and basic needs. It fucking sucks. I love my job a lot but I am considering either taking a second job or switching industries in order to keep up and be able to save money.

Banana_Leal

DOOM FAT FRIED

Brandon B

Jesus christ. This felt like an episode of Abandon Hope. Bring on the Butlerian Jihad. Thou shalt never construct a mind like that of a human being. I guess I'll just curl up in the corner and recite the Bene Gesserit fear mantra.

Clyde Frog

Stevie=DFF but nobody is allowed to insult him. FACTS ONLY! And if the facts are unflattering in nature then the group has to find ways to justify them. Anyone who disparages Stevie in any way must be PUNISHED!

ChancesRslim

I always get excited when I remember DFF is posting a video. Thanks for consistently posting entertaining content guys, keep up the good work!

Joseph Hollenkamp

The audio of the YouTube video does not work on my PC

Sam Bray

You guys are the best podcast out there !! DFF#1

Wjyndigo

Omigoosh thank you for the mp3, this will allow me to listen at work

Daniel Melle

I could try to upload the audio files in another format and see if those work. You should have received an RSS feed url or it should pop up on your Patreon app. If you use that you could use it on whatever podcast app you use.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

How is the Illuminati sending hurricanes more believable than fucking climate change??

Tyler Fun

The audio links hardly ever work, maybe that’s just me. Could these get posted to Vimeo like before or somewhere else for us audio-loving patreones?

Fred Funkledunk

Deirf taf peed. haey kcuf

OiOiOile

Best part of the fuckin week! DIERF HSALF!

Fred Funkledunk

Calc was fun

Zero Divisor

By the Old Gods, most excellent!

Zero Divisor

Flash frieieieieieieeiedddd

Marlin Benson

Flash fried at work wow

Restitutor Orbis

Early, YAY!

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Word!

Thomas H.

Fuck yeah!! My favorite part of Wednesday.

Abby Danger