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The Autists = DFF

You cannot escape them for they are already here!! Hate them! Fear them but whatever you do, never underestimate the Autist!

DFF takes a look at the first man ever diagnosed with Autism, Donald Triplett. We take a quiz to find out which member of DFF may in fact be an Autist! This and much more on this installment of Deep Fat Fried!

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And now removed for Tos violations.. hope it can be reuploaded

Vincent Chiu

Diagnosed tism and took the same test as TJ and got below TJ.

Cockatoo in Sunglasses

I have diagnosed autism and I scored the same as TJ

Sarah Flowers

Finally DFF = Themselves

Passionate Lobster

I've met Temple Grandin in person and talked to her. I don't know why but I felt kinda intimidated by the way she made eye contact with me. She was pretty nice though.

Oliviamancer

As someone who is high functioning autistic, you guys made me roll on the floor laughing with this episode. Thank you guys for covering this and willing to learn about the issue.

Veronica Takach

Ben Shapiro on BBC was quite funny. It really confirmed everything you said about him in your other video's about him

MLGBernieSanders

I got 13%!!!!

Isobel Vanderbilt

I want this AOC porn to happen so bad, I’d even help for free! (Not as an actress) :p Veronica Rodriguez would make a perfect AOC.

Lizzie Hayashi

Fucking amazing 😂

Thomas Buffington

I decided to do a test and there’s a pretty good chance I have the tism

Bravo The Chonk

My wife was diagnosed with high-functioning ASD. She definitely needs jokes and sarcasm explained to her often. Honestly I find it endearing and we both laugh about the differences in our perceptions.

Zero Divisor

Wow Amelia Bedelia that is a throw back for me.

Raeinok

Damn.. 48%, well it's not a surprise honestly.

Well, at least I only got 17% on the tism test. Feels good, man.

Not A Computer

I Don't know if I accidentally deleted my comment or if I did post it and I just can't find it but regardless just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this episode and I scored 74% on the test. As soon as you guy's read the question about loud noises I immediately went into another tab to take the test for my self because I myself have been diagnosed with A.S.D and i can't F*****g stand loud noise's, Especially train buckling.

The Reclusive Extrovert

It had all the makings to be a fantastic episode. Shame they derailed it in the middle for 20 minutes to talk about Trump and how hot AOC apparently is. How does Trump or AOC have anything to do with autism? You have Flash Fried to talk about Trump bullshit.

Chris Sliwinski

Search the video "TJ Kirk is never Alone". It is proof that TJ has the Tiism.

Fair Whisper Goddess

Hey you!

Fair Whisper Goddess

oh hai there xD

Squatting Erudite a.k.a. Professor Squatty

I am an Autism Supremicist!

Fair Whisper Goddess

Both of my kids have autism and are home sometimes and sometimes in living groups for special kids. The system here in Holland is very different. The careworkers do not taze anyone and the care entails therapies, orthopedagogy, logopedy, pedagogy, psychology, psychiatry, and social workers as well. They are not places to dump your kids and leave them for no hope, as the mom describes. They are actually places where they try to help the kids to become as functional and self sufficient as possible. I have dealty with aggressive outbursts from both my children. In the living groups, as they call them here, they have special training andf protocols to deal with these outbursts. They have a protocol that you are not allowed to deal with an outburst with one person and they know how to restrain someone in a non violent manner. In my oldest childs case, though, there have been multiple occasions where the counselor on call has had to take paid leave because of incidents with them. Both of my children are very intelligent. My youngest has what used to be called idiosauvantism, which Paul had mentioned about, is no longer categorised as such. The reason for this is that it is a disharmonic IQ profile, one or more aspects of the IQ are extremely high and the other aspects are very low. What this means, is that the intelligence levels for the higher areas can be developed and there is opportunity to develop in those areas and broaden the knowledge in those areas. Whereas in the past, they thought that the areas of intelligence were static flukes and that the person did not understand or actually was not gifted in those areas. The term "gifted" was very sarcastic back in the day and meant only to give people a nice buffer against prejudices towards these people. In actuality, they are extremely gifted in one or more areas and can eventually be a functional part of society, perhaps even bring great change due to the innovative abilities, indeed. I can understand if you live in the US, based on the system there, that you would not feel comfortable doing anything besides homeschooling your child. The system here, has a bad glitch for these kids as well, as generally there is a legal obligation to go to school and these children do not do well in school environments. For my youngest, I had to go through an entire legal process to get permission to take him out of school, so they could focus better on his issues. When he was 3 years old, one of the most famous professionals told me that he would never speak, when he already had 80 words, just did not use them on anyone but me. Because I took him out of school and he was in an observation living group, I could prove that he had words and understanding. Not every parent is strong enough to do legal fights or speak out against proffessionals who they know aree wrong. They said he would never speak and his development would stop at 12 and he would be basically a walking mental vegetable. Today his level for geography is about a 14-15 year old, as he is only 11. He understands complex philosophical terms like "speculation", which most 11 year olds can not. He has a photographic memory and reads classical books like the original Jungle Book, The Hobbit, and classic poetry. But, he has no understanding of social rules and also can not deal with any type of loss in structure very well. But he was not going to talk. This is a very traumatic process for many parents to deal with things like this and it is very risky and painful to fight the system on these things. I am sure in America it is much worse.

Fair Whisper Goddess

Surprised this isn't The Tism = DFF

Adolf of Londor

I got 43 % fuck whats wrong with me. Maby if I study really hard, I´ll pass the test.

Rudolf Aarli Salvesen

I can't wait to see TJ and Scotty's results.

holy shit i almost missed this, that 8 hour show occupied all my viewing time, you guys rock keep em coming!!

Jason Madrid

Buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

If Subway is the new hat of Autism, as an Autist, can I now get free tuna sandwiches? Ohio is going to give me free weed for being an Autist and I want some fucking tuna sandwiches too.

Marquis Andrealphus

The autist knows when to strike, it knows when you are at your most vulnerable

SpasticTurtle

Bring the banter back!

Ben Hogue

I got 9% on the test.

Marcus Esbach

Artistic autist here! You guys are my only friends; Thank you for feeding me!

Curtis

We need the mp3! Reeeee!

Sondre Knutsen

Even the predators knew that autism was the next link in evaluation.

Christopher Snyder

As an autistic myself, I approve of this episode!

Keggerous

As a tismo, I was both hoping and dreading this episode.

Mitchell

I have to say you actually were pretty informative and respectful to the subject gj :)

xXAMightyStormXx

That's crazy. Makes me think of all the kids diagnosed with ADD and put in ritalin. Glad you finally learned the truth and I hope life is treating you well!

Bigass Frog

My guess is that the screen-based autism thing isn't really an issue. Human neuroplasticity is really impressive, even post-childhood development. I think if anything, lack of emotional connection and neglect from PARENTS using screen devices could cause antisocial behaviors and in extreme cases maybe some actual mental disorders, but we've already established that whether a person falls under the wide umbrella of autism is largely determined by genetic factors rather than environmental ones. But as far as phones go, think about the human as a machine. We are animals of the eye, and process everything visually first. When we are babies, the first thing our gaze focuses and affixes on is almost always a human face. Angle, whether it's centered or facing away, eye contact, and subtle facial cues all play a role in how human faces are perceived. A parent's eyes should primarily be on their child, and eye contact/face to face interaction is incredibly important in terms of social development. Just think of all the mothers who might in a bored tone ask their kids "how was school" each night with her face buried down in her phone, not even giving their own kids the time of day. Just caught in that dopamine loop. After shit like that, it's no stretch that a kid could walk away with some social and behavioral maladaptions that might LOOK like autism. But is it really, actually autism? Ehhhhh definitely debatable. Great ep. so far guys! I choked on a bong hit laughing at the sandwich autist and almost fuckin died. Good shit. Oh and sorry if I'm an insufferable, pedantic, socially awkward autist lmao what can I say

Bigass Frog

I was diagnosed with pdd.nos when I was 4 years old. I started having seizures a couple years ago, and they found that I have cortical dysplasia in my left temporal lobe. The reason they diagnosed me with pdd.nos was due to me having issues with speech, but people who have damage to the temporal lobe typically having learning disabilities with language processing and execution. Psychiatrists are the only medical doctors who don't evaluate the organ they are supposed to be treating, so I was given pdd.nos as a throwaway label. If they gave me an MRI as a little kid, they would have known what the exact empirical cause was to my learning disabilities. Anyone can be diagnosed with autism!!!

John Morgan

You guys really think there's money in porn these days? Your dreams are soon to be shattered.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

I'm labeled as autistic. Some lady saw that I was good with shapes and video games. Sure, I really hate eye contact with new people, but I've never had a problems making friends. I'm actually a social butterfly. Just somehow, on paper, I have Asperger's. I've got a management position job and I'm capable of everything. Literally just hate looking at people's eyes. And what I assume is a Sevier case of OCD. And my emotions sometimes go into overdrive. Maybe I'm growing a vagina. Lmao

Austin Snyder

If what i am about to click isnt a hour-ish long bash scotty fest iam going to be vary disappointed.

Azazel

Oh here we go!!!!!

Chris X

I would buy porn from you motherfuckers.

Vedren

I bet Donald Triplett gets a lot of autist pussy

Brandon B

^these people pretty much fit the bill he was speaking of

Just_A_Guy

Yeah, I was kinda surprised that even our boys seemed ignorant on the topic (see my post below on how they shit on that guy Cracked Neurons). I also don’t like how they make fun of Stevie for certain things... There really does need to be more autism and neuro-diversity awareness, as cheesy as that sounds.

Just_A_Guy

This episode was about half the people at the big chief

Isaac Black

Wow you guys shit on Cracked Neurons. People who are thought to be/have been autistic: Hans Christian Andersen, Charles Darwin, Emily Dickinson, Albert Einstein, Bobby Fischer, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Stanley Kubrick, Michelangelo, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Sir Isaac Newton, Jerry Seinfeld, Nikola Tesla, Andy Warhol.

Just_A_Guy

The hunt for the masked vigilante known as the Sandwich Autist begins

Josh Jerome

I'm high functioning autist, but I went to a special school at one point for people with autism. There were kids that were as normal as me and there was also a low functioning kid who was JUST like the stevie guy in the video who I befriended while I was there. I remember the first time he repeated a literal screeching noise and as a 12 year-old I yelled "COULD YOU STOP?!" and the teacher next to me calmly said "No." and then it hit me what I was dealing with. I developed a fascination with the lower functioning autists and I think it's the reason I have a fascination with Chimpanzees. Not to insultingly compare the two. I don't see an ape as a creature to be reviled or looked down upon in any way. I kind wanna work with apes now though. Because I like to see humanity where other people don't.

Noah Linderer

"Look, it's Santa Clause Is Coming To Town on TV" Hits self and squeaks. No fucking wonder he's pissed off. You're giving him children's shows when he'd rather watch Game of Thrones like a normal person his age.

David

Oof Stevie got roasted lol

Josh Jerome

Cant believe you guys did an entire episode about Scotty

SomeRandomCanadian

Im so ready to get out of work and hear this episode >.> I am high functioning as well. I can verify most people dont have any idea what autism is. They hear the word and immediately think cognitively disabled.

Adrian Voss

As a high functioning autist, I can tell you that the internet at large has no fucking clue what autism means.

Sam Myres

Holy shit I was right within 2 seconds of the show 😂

The Taint Tickler

Ah shit

NaughtyMouth

DEIRF TAF PEED

Home of da BONE

My bet..Scotty

The Taint Tickler

yes

Gemma Hutchison


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