DANK DUNGEONS AND DRUNKEN DRAGONS BONUS CONTENT: BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA
Added 2019-05-16 04:57:59 +0000 UTCIn the last episode of Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons, my character Blovius Thrapp slept with a prostitute named Instagrammia. Paul declared that I would tell the tale of what Blovius and Instagrammia got up to, and I have finally made good on the promise he made on my behalf. Obviously, this story is sexually explicit in nature, and therefore I must caution that only Patrons above the age of 18 click on the link below. Also, if you haven't watched Dank Dungeons, this will probably not make any sense.
BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA (18+)
Comments
Fake! This sounds like something Blovius exaggerated, and wrote down so he could jerk off to it leater. In reality Blovious's d!ck was small, and he could barely fit it in her a$$, so blovius had to use his monk powers to extend it, and even then it was barely enough to fit it in. .Needless to say Blovius enjoyed it but not the sex worker.
Richard Arien Halverson Muenzer
2019-05-22 18:50:20 +0000 UTCShe looks like a mutated freak.
Ghanori85
2019-05-18 03:21:11 +0000 UTCDude you managed to fuck up the word “do”
The Skyfoogle
2019-05-17 18:47:51 +0000 UTCI have an idea. What if, Instagrammia was a secret enchantress that had a special scrying device that can record things, and she was part of a circle of perverted wizerds she sold sex videos too as a magical porn actress. Her video with Blovious becomes popular so she makes a humonculous of him and makes a series. Then you can occasionally harras Blovious with crazed perverted wizard fans.
Gary Czernick
2019-05-17 15:34:09 +0000 UTCYou must be a writer for Game Of Thrones season 8. It all makes sense now.
Eric MacLean
2019-05-17 04:02:32 +0000 UTCPoetry
Neebsz
2019-05-17 04:01:26 +0000 UTCReading this was a religious experience
Followz Trouble
2019-05-17 03:28:29 +0000 UTCmedieval hentai... nice😏
Mr. Big Stuff
2019-05-17 03:10:37 +0000 UTClolz This was way more funny than kinky. Thanks, DFF crew!
DanFan
2019-05-17 01:30:44 +0000 UTCBodacious
clayton williamson
2019-05-17 00:31:07 +0000 UTCWhat about the story of Bloovesus escaping the city.
Oliver Zinn
2019-05-16 23:09:31 +0000 UTCthan*
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-05-16 22:24:17 +0000 UTCBetter then Shakespeare.
106
2019-05-16 21:51:17 +0000 UTCThis is gonna be a great wank , Ive waited sooo long & built it up so much. Its gonna be huge.
Azazel
2019-05-16 18:58:55 +0000 UTCAnd Blovius survived somehow.
Eli
2019-05-16 18:02:15 +0000 UTCYES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
Curtis
2019-05-16 17:48:08 +0000 UTCWhat the hell Tj XD
ChancesRslim
2019-05-16 17:02:01 +0000 UTCThe content that no one wanted but everyone deserved.
Not A Computer
2019-05-16 16:52:03 +0000 UTCThe funniest fucking thing I have ever read, “but you said you could go for hours.” “I lied”
SomeRandomCanadian
2019-05-16 15:18:54 +0000 UTCWhat in the literal fuck did I just read? That👏was👏amazing👏
Darklit-Alpha
2019-05-16 10:44:05 +0000 UTCI am the god of entertainment.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-05-16 09:50:03 +0000 UTCWhat right do you have to entertain me this fucking well?
Oliver Edward Morgan
2019-05-16 09:45:56 +0000 UTCFunny as fuck
Mdxfiend
2019-05-16 09:11:42 +0000 UTCAbsolute masterpiece of epic proportions. Not only did this make me laugh my fucking ass off, but gave me my dick super hard. I think you should a fantasy story with pornographic scenes such as this. I will buy it.
DonnySlime
2019-05-16 07:10:17 +0000 UTCThanks, dads.
Banana_Leal
2019-05-16 06:36:09 +0000 UTCI'm actually so glad you didn't forget about this
Jimmy Crafton
2019-05-16 05:36:54 +0000 UTCTJ should write a porn novel. It was actually really good. Funny and Erotic
Carlos
2019-05-16 05:30:38 +0000 UTCThe banana is hidden in the subtext.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-05-16 05:26:42 +0000 UTCWe live to serve.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-05-16 05:25:59 +0000 UTCNow this is what I pay you guys for. QUALITY. CONTENT.
Pengmaeda
2019-05-16 05:22:33 +0000 UTCIf this story doesn't have a banana involved, I'm cancelling my patreon
Defund Humanity
2019-05-16 05:05:10 +0000 UTC
