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THIS IS NOT FLASH FRIED!

Whilst Paul visits the mythical land of Madera, California we decide not to do Flash Fried. We'd like to announce a special episode of DFF Scotty vs Stevie drinking  contest coming this month live only on Patreon! 

Question for Patrons: What should happen to the loser of the drinking contest?
 

THIS IS NOT FLASH FRIED!

Comments

dam man ... i was fatter than TJ ... i was 364 ... fuck me im glad im losing weight im at about 266 now

Isaac

hahaha scotty was totally right! stevie did end up throwing up

Isaac

So did they do an update on the drinking contest? It's been over a month.

Marcus Smith

THE LOSER GETS DEEP FAT FRIED

Gianni Paolucci

Crucifixion upside down on Monday night television

Josef Kosik

I miss paul :(

R. BUDD DWYER

...and than they talk about Trump and go off the rails :*D

KOHP111

And they must be present for the episode

Tokyo Gay Bar

Loser gets their own DFF episode. Hour an a half going over their worthless pathetic lives

Tokyo Gay Bar

Loser has to drink

Dumplin Man

Audio link, please!!!!

The Mollusk Rising

Make Stevie go to Scottie's pot roast dinner

Dan Childers

The loser cooks out for the winner for several weeks, and the winner may chose to go or not, and determines the guest list. (Loser might end up cooking for no one)

Austin

Make Stevie the fourth DFF, DEEPER FATTER FRI’ER

Pankerpan

The loser must face thier biggest fear! Or dance around like a monkey while wearing a fez and a vest, either works.

Michael McDonell

those personified cockroaches sound like cool motherfuckers to hang with

Gangstagrizle

The loser has to drink a pint of TJ patented "Wake up juice".

Kajuskazkas

Mm by

Taylor De Grace

😂 Some water, plus pickle juice or Gatorade. Need hydration & electrolytes. Hearing his special juice recipe made me gag, even while (mostly) sober. 😩🤣

Jaseeka Rawr

He actually made me laugh a couple of times. (I say that kind of surprised because he seems pretty shy.) He had some zingers. Bring him back. 😊 Also the virginity episode was fun with him.

Jaseeka Rawr

Omg 😂🤣😆

Jaseeka Rawr

You should have called this episode 'The Young Kirks' and made Scotty wear a wig and be super indignant and hypocritical about everything.

Tito Manfredo

Loser gets pageboy haircut for a month

Ryan Lloyd

The loser needs to eat Swedens national dish 'surströmming'.

Trazyn the Infinite

I'm down for that

Mr. Big Stuff

Stevie loses, Stevie scam special episode. Scotty loses, Scotty dissection special. The Stevie episode is self explanatory, for Scotty it could be a dissection by TJ, Paul and even Stevie on Scotty attack strategy, his bullshit and his rage-filled antics. He may not be fried but grilling him on that would be hilarious. Could even have a running poll of how long till Scotty melts down and walks out.

Canadian Attack Moose

If Stevie loses they could just do the mythical Stevie episode where he gets deeply fried for each of his pathetic failed scams.

Canadian Attack Moose

Make Stevie eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.

nihilgeist

The loser has to hand wash the winners car in in a speedo with nothing but a bucket of soapy water and a sponge

Sebastian

Who ever wins has to finally fist Paul

Sebastian

That's lame as fuck. That's even more lame than the bet Stevie and Scotty came up with themselves

Sebastian

Is Paul over in Lancaster killing seagulls?

Sir Drinkalot

Where the shit is the audio link

Bear

If Stevie loses: 2 bananas up the ass, or 1 in the ass and 1 in the dickhole. If Scotty loses: Must burn all adidas products on camera and replace with a rival brand (Nike, puma, etc). If both vomit easily, they must make vomit angels in their most expensive suits. Take it or leave it you scamming butt fucking faggots! Put my $5 to good use!

Fred Funkledunk

Loser has to hand wash the winners car and do a good job.

They should be tarred and feathered and paraded publically

Brian Douglas

loser has to post his dick on pornhub. paul loses

Loser has to touch the fires of the forge to make the aluminum ball, even though neither are prone to smith work.

SomeRandomCanadian

The original American flag in 1776 was the Grand Union Flag, copied from the British East India Company. Not Betsy Ross

Brandon B

Who ever loses has to fuck Paul

Matthew Jackson

If Scotty wins, Stevie goes to a cookout without backing out(and have at least one picture to prove he was there); If Stevie wins Scotty doesn't say anything bad about Stevie for at least 2 months on camera

Nicholas Hamilton

Make a delicious taco dinner for the winners, and be a gracious host.

Brhett Friedrich

Chinese in toilets. Too funny.

steven decke

MIB was OK. Hemmsworth and the chick were good in Thor 3. But there was something missing. It doesn't work when the junior officer is straight laced and competent and the senior is a clueless doofus. The Worms and Frank are on screen for a total of 15 seconds.

Ryan Gondek

Scotty was pretty funny in this one and Stevie did great.

Smack Millan

Loser gets to drown his head in TJ's bath water. THOU SHALT ATONE FOR YOUR SINS IN BAPTISM BY GREASE!

EL MARIACHI

Loser must wipe TJs ass

Michael

The loser should sensuously suckle on the left greasy teat of TJ Kirk for no less than three and a half minutes.

ChancesRslim

I love Stevie, he's a great addition every now and them.

Wjyndigo

Loser should chug 1 liter of water to put some hydration back in em. It's a hot month and they might get heatstroke.

Dustin Thomas

Loser has to visit Madera with Paul.

Defund Humanity

Only 3?

Jane'e Taylor

The winner gets to paddle the losers bare ass 3 times with a paddle of their choosing.

Jeremy St.onge

lookin good stevey, i honestly didnt recognize you from the ddndd episodes.

The Glue Boblin

If Scotty loses then he must apologize to Stevie for being too harsh and promise to not complain about him for three months. If Stevie wins then he must admit to all his faults one by one to Scotty.

German cockroaches are the Unermench

Tyler Fun

you should have just drank some fucking water

BruceTokes

The ancient martial art of piss fighting

Tyler Fun

The loser of the drinking contest having to drink TJ’s wake up juice?

BettaPonic

confirmed... Stevie is best girl

Mr. Big Stuff

24000 barrels of Jim bean are destroyed by a lightning strike. God has sent us a sign. Don’t drink shitty whiskey. Praise the lord!

Tyler Fun

The loser should get tar and feathered

Adam M Gash

Yeah for real, hire Stevie. But don't have him be a main commentator, just have him do hilarious dares and stuff each week. Like send him to boot camp, skydiving, etc.

Just_A_Guy

Loser gets to be King TJ's wiping servant.

The Mollusk Rising

I fucking love Stevie. He should become the fourth Peas-, er, Frier

Enlightened Vatnik

Bring Stevie on more often. He adds something to the dynamic that ups the entertainment.

David

Loser has to shave one side of their head like TJ

Christian McDougall

Loser must heap praise on TJ for 5 full minutes.

Sarah Flowers

Paul is talking too much this episode.

KaizerLaw

Kiss TJ's feet?

Sierra Reppert

Loser either has to shave their beard or head

Loser has to drink a shot of piss.

ICTOAN

Is this Flash Fried?

Jerry Pacheco

LOSER LOSES HIS BEARD!

Nicholas

Take a deep inhale of TJ's dirty underwear.

Loser gets all his hair sheered and shaved off

jackson graves

The loser has to make another Ben Shapiro DFF

King Komodox

Stevie is so lovable

Loser should do next Flash Fried dressed as Princess Peach

Fernando

TJ gets to slap the loser

Space Crusader

Get paddled for every shot they took.

Amelia

They should shit their pants live

Followz Trouble

The loser should have to drink a shot of his own puke (and maybe a dash of rum)

Oliver Edward Morgan

paul looks even uglier after shaving

They should drink more

Smack Millan


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