FLASH FRIED: 17 July 2019

Scotty laughs like Paula Deen and I love it

Heather Squidz

@Keggerous https://imgur.com/gallery/Fhaoy

Zero Divisor

Oh shut the fuck up....stop acting like there's nothing wrong with her. She's a fucking moron who says retarded shit just as often as Trump does.

Keggerous

TJ says the conservatives are triggered by Illam Omar "for some reason." It's because they are racist and xenophobic just say it TJ

William Young

TJ is the worst host, that's why he is the best host

William Christopher Furr

WHERE MARIO.

timic83

Just like the RV trip

timic83

I am excited to see the Ben Shapiro artwork. Good luck to the artists!!

Wjyndigo

I'm not the only one who looks for dead hookers under hotel beds

Paul is my favorite person.

Wjyndigo

Where's that Super Mario commentary you scam artists

Jimbo Slice

What the fuck was that shit about giving John Delaney credit for "popping out six kids"? He didn't do shit! MRS. Delaney did all THAT fuckin work! All he fuckin did was spooge in his wife six times, he SO does not deserve the credit for making the kids. That's like if a dude who delivers flour to a bakery went around telling everyone he makes the cakes.

Bigass Frog

Ben vs Amanda Nunes, I'd love to watch her knock his teeth out.

Notjustklownin

Paul should take his Ford on a cross country road-trip.

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

I remember very vividly the R. Kelly pissing tape that got him in deep trouble in 2002. It was all over the news and wouldn't go away. Even though he was acquitted of that, I believed he was 100% guilty of involved in sexual misconduct with minors. He probably just paid her a ton of money to keep her lip buttoned up about it, which is why I think she never put him on the spot at that trial. Either that or he groomed her. He couldn't hide it from the public eye like Bill managed to. I hope his sentence is long, but I hope that he gets rehabilitated somehow.

Charles Houston

TJ, have you seen the canadian dude with a camera for an eye? Eyeborg?

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

FUCK YES! 2-hour show!

Carley Gillis

The transhumanism thing is awesome in a general sense until you realize it means that the richest people in the world will basically become immortal gods and leave most of us in their dust. I mean that is unless we completely ruin the planet's climate and civilization collapses before we can pull any of that shit off, which is like...pretty much guaranteed at this point unless we pull of some truly insane shit with A.I in the next hundred years. But anyways great ep guys. Funny af and very relatable. I especially agree with what Paul said about Trump's comment being profoundly un-american, I thought the exact same thing. Thanks for the good content!

Bigass Frog

I'd get the brain implants, I'm ready for our transhumanist future.

Jack of Tears

super mario bros movie was awful. i'm looking forward to the commentary.

Riley

Paul's accents are cringe as FFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!

Ryan Industries

No worries about the Fiesta, if Paul is true to form -- the problem is with the automatic transmission only.

Dan Margalus

Im with ya. I hope people actually go. I will laugh so hard.

Wjyndigo

I’ll be at Area 51. I’ll be the guy sitting in a lawn chair drinking lemonade, eating popcorn and laughing at the largest hosting of the Darwin Awards in modern history. I’ll be there at a safe distance to laugh while dumbasses die. Some would say that’s monstrous. I’d argue that this is the logical conclusion of someone who takes joy in watching a man fall off a ladder on YouTube. I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve. So, please do this America, I could use a good laugh.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

* homer simpson voice* Woo hoo!

shelbees

👀

ScottMcSly

you guys will never know how much depression you cure <3

ian

TJ looking like the highest neckbeard you've ever seen.

Eric Weston

DEIRF TAF PEED

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