So, uh . . . like, I guess I'm spozed to do, like, an Abandon Hope, or something.

i thought this dudes name was stephen anderson?? https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/14/oklahoma-youth-pastor-charged-with-raping-underage-girls/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0pLZFqG1Y7OaoagjNkDVGRsWW-OQOoO1NQS-9BTg_6w66r3ue8oIni2Kw

Turd Sucker

WTF, you keep teasing us with this, Abandon Hope episode, on the Sarah Silverman vs Janeane Garalifilo episode yesterday, Paul was bitching about recording Abandon Hope. GODDAMN IT DANCE MONKIES DANCE. LOL. Fine, I'll wait.

Chris Vargas

dont count on it, tj hasnt done an abandoned hope since April, their is suppose to be 1 every month. They also never did all 5 extra dff episodes that were promised.

DrainGang

What’s the situation here, individual?

Biggest scam yet.

Home of da BONE

When is this going to happen? I've been looking forward to this for two weeks

Not A Computer

I don't think he's done it yet.

Matt Frenger

Is this uploaded anywhere else? Cant seem to download it directly from here with my phone

DylanRuns

Pot leads to mass shootings https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2019/08/07/the-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2019%2F08%2F07%2Fthe-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think%2F

Pagedleader

Scammer!

Austin

I already abandoned my hope of him doing uh... like...

AkiK

so, uh... like, i guess you still need to do, like, an abandon hope, or something.

southside99999

Are you gonna get around to it soon?

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/local/cats-death-may-be-linked-to-2018-serial-cat-killings-in-thurston-county/281-da65f1cf-44d6-4368-8981-586ff661c6a8

Brian

The el paso shooting is a perfect segment for this weeks AH

EVbelieve

Scammed again

GC1931

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQBTPY7gk This is a fun song about manifest destiny

AkiK

I’d like to see Paul and Scotty be apart of this episode. It’ll give Paul something to be salty about and help give Scotty a brighter outlook on humanity.

Clint

The Area 51 Raid

Bruce Pope Walker

https://news.yahoo.com/jailing-muslims-burning-bibles-forcing-070800244.html this might be a good thing in your eyes but you might think its wrong. interested to hear what your opinions on this are.

EVbelieve

they already did a whole DFF episode on shapiro

Ankha

Ben Shapiro please!!! Or Steven Crowder.

Remember when sargon used to criticize people for whining about out of context video games clips not fitting their political beliefs? Weeelllllll.... https://archive.org/details/youtube-BdrAoEm8w3Y

MDO

the reason why there are so many nobodies running on the democratic primaries is to split the vote of delegates, which allow a second vote, where the superdelegates would be allowed to then vote. So these no-names are only there to help take the decision away from America. The fix is in, we might as well get used to the idea of having Kamala Harris as our new manager of the empire in chief.

Aaron Primack

Talk about Dutch motherfuckers

"100 Ways to make lives for Trans people better"^

King Komodox

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzjnjm/how-to-be-trans-ally-tips

King Komodox

Ambergris

BILLY DEVOE

whale blubber and it's many uses

Tiny Turnip

Something about the CVS Aetna merger

The True Nihilist

Whoah, I never seen you post anything besides poop before. Guess this naruto running shit is still a thing huh?

YourEvilBoyfriend

Ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuhuh, uh...ok

YourEvilBoyfriend

talk about CNN instructing cops to ban alternative media from getting inside debate area, so they cant interview the various supporters. Also talk about how CNN blocks Sander's supporters from getting on screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcjOaAR3Sk&list=WL&index=6&t=874s

Aaron Primack

Talk about the looming potential war with Iran

Mark Sweeney

Can you give your thoughts on this list? It seems like some of these should be ranked differently. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/

Tito Manfredo

Did you remember to release the Super Mario Bro Movie Commentary?

Matt Schilling

been waiting for this, my favorite perk

Turd Sucker

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8s5a4eT9d4 Should we ban all drugs or decriminalize them?

Cover the 'Area 51 Event' for sure!!! Pooooooop 💩

Poop Poop

It's abandon hope... Well I guess it could suck and we tool fans have waited all this time for a shitty album

Daniel Melle

Man finds dead baby in his dead mom's freezer: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/i-want-more-answers-man-finds-frozen-baby-in-moms-freezer-in-south-st-louis/63-e0f2345f-5de1-4b08-935f-acb6496ad142

Nicole Kollias

Honestly TJ if you can just go on a full blown rant about how life in general is utterly vapid & devoid of meaning then i would be satisfied . Please & thank you , maybe try an tap Paul for some ideas ?

Azazel

https://www.newsarama.com/22001-10-most-impractical-female-super-hero-outfits.html#s5 I'd love tosee you tackle this stupid article.

Smash Lampjaw

necessary evils.

How Capitalism WORKS For The Poor | Huckabee: https://youtu.be/tUFcjUqj_30 John Delaney: If We Run On Medicare For All, We Will Lose 2020: https://youtu.be/9luQp5XP3pI

GC1931

60 dead in Brazilian prison riot

Mark Major

https://www.silive.com/news/2019/08/lobaido-debuts-latest-work-of-art-at-city-hall-featuring-the-mayor-soaked-nypd-emblem-and-a-bloody-apple.html New Yorkers understand that Bill De Blasio is a joke. Also, the writing in this is atrocious, but it's not as bad as the Staten Island Advance gets at times.

Krag Kerr

Brazilian President Bolsonaro says Glenn Greenwald may 'do jail time' https://cpj.org/2019/07/brazilian-president-bolsonaro-says-glenn-greenwald.php

██████

Man facing car theft charges arrested after allegedly arriving at court in another stolen vehicle https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-31/man-arrested-for-allegedly-turning-up-to-court-in-stolen-car/11370986

nihilgeist

NASA is planning to visit an asteroid made of gold and other precious metals worth $700 quintillion - enough to give everyone on the planet $93 billion. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-07-08/asteroid-16-psyche-and-all-that-gold-won-t-make-earth-richer

nihilgeist

Artificials Should Be Allowed to Worship https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/29/opinion/future-artificial-intelligence-religion.html?emc=rss&partner=rss

nihilgeist

Scientists are making human monkey hybrids https://www.technologyreview.com/f/614052/scientists-are-making-human-monkey-hybrids-in-china/

nihilgeist

There’s a kink called findom where men like to get financially dominated. It’s weird and kind of sad to see these these guys get off by being robbed blind

JW

Spiders TJ https://nypost.com/2019/07/31/giant-huntsman-spider-takes-up-residence-inside-womans-home/

Chloe Scout

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korea-launches-still-more-short-range-ballistic-missiles-n1038396

DonnySlime

God damn it tj

Sven K

Going for the kiss on the hand but he won't have it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZMUFwTehKs

Bout fuckin time tj

FinnTheHuman

Maybe next time they should just summarily shoot the fuckin guy, claim mistaken identity

SomeRandomCanadian

Doctors find 526 teeth in boy's mouth in India https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/01/asia/india-boy-teeth-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

Ryan Mark

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html

DonnySlime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTepSAFFgbk

ez

https://youtu.be/NeroPmE4hGc BIG OOF

Home of da BONE

Awful article made by the PC guardian. If you are a Tarantino fan enough to rail on it: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/23/cancel-quentin-tarantino-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood

https://www.wired.com/story/funerals-livestreamed-families-grateful/

Butthead o dork needs to do abandon hope

Mdxfiend

That dude is an actor, he does different videos like this. Just look at his channel

Ignar Husky

Basically arguing over solving an equation.

BettaPonic

A topic very near and dear to TJ’s heart I mean anus. Banana farming threatened by disease. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cfe4630e4b02ee3477a2913/amp

BettaPonic

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/viral-math-problem-baffles-many-internet Tons of arguments over math. The comments are even more entertaining.

BettaPonic

The service members that had their badges stripped by Trump and the GOP for doing their JOB and prosecuting that disgusting war criminal/murderer. Which is literally our government saying that you can be punished for following the law while also saying that if you kill indiscriminately for our regime we have your back.

Heather Squidz

You owe us three Abandon Hopes, scammer!

Hereticked

Weird furry guy https://youtu.be/gcW3vTgCtNU

Brayden

More like bananas!

John Farris

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/30/us/mississippi-walmart-shooting-report-trnd/index.html

John Farris

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/19/743346617/video-man-scales-down-at-least-14-stories-of-high-rise-after-fire-reported

SuperDarthKelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZUMFMyt_u8 Sledge hammer fight, good news.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/opinion/immigration-reparations.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR05Gz7SvAhoPi3rR_KRM7DHfB2BlYXCtIkF8uegcjpCpCM_DDI0m1FOb7k

Marcus Solbes-Moran

No. They covered the dem debates instead.

Shannon

No flash fried this week?

Hehehe yeah yeah abandon hope fire fire fire I am the great cornholio I need tp for my bunghole

Pockets

Kentucky is using "Shocking" boats to stun carp to show how big of a problem they are. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/31/us/asian-carp-kentucky-scn-trnd/index.html

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Suggestions for places to visit in Nola while im there for the meetup?

CJEngine

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376?ocid=socialflow_facebook

Jacob

https://www.cracked.com/blog/8-seemingly-innocent-things-we-need-to-stop-saying-to-women/ This might be good content.

Lamashtu

I hope you actually do this. I really love abandon hope.

Abby Danger

I hope you're prepared for cringe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dEzo1Xr0k

McHitler

For what smells cabbage got way to stale

Lance

Man fakes death to avoid rape charges https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-07-27/man-faked-his-death-off-carmel-coast-to-avoid-rape-charges-police-say

Fernando

Saudi Arabias Jurassic Park https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-princes-500-billion-desert-dream-flying-cars-robot-dinosaurs-and-a-giant-artificial-moon-11564097568

Daniel Melle

Cancellation of Sacred Symbols at PAX West. https://www.playstationenthusiast.com/2019/08/01/pax-west-cancels-on-sacred-symbols-colin-moriarty-and-chris-ray-gun/

Barrel Titor

I suppose you could talk about new Tool announcement.

Jonah Lusby

TJ should go on Gavin’s new show as the “liberal” He’s debating. It would trigger everyone.

John Becker

Honestly there's tons of good stuff on r/publicfreakout

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ckdbra/beth_lets_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

New Ebola cases in goma

Spazzitron McGee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bx7CFiWfU0

WC

The Kyoto Animation arson attack - https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-49027178

Officer Jarpis

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/29/study-to-succeed-in-america-its-better-to-be-born-rich-than-smart.html?__source=twitter%7Cmain

TheManInOrange

I've never been good at these suggestions. I usually look to you guys for this! Lolz all I have is political stuff right now and I'm guessing you guys are burned out from that after the debates.

DanFan

I was assuming because there were no Abandon Hope episodes that things were hopeful again.

Silent Shade

World's first-ever human-monkey hybrid embryo in a lab in China - Daily Mail https://apple.news/AeADaLYowTC2_3LWBh-a2cA

CodeWiskeySky

Watch the banana video with the song ”Laffy Taffy” in the background.

Valfrid

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/2019/7/20/20700841/bernie-sanders-minimum-wage-staff-pay

silver

Do the abandon hope dance

Peter Adamson

Can you just watch porn for 3 hours and call it an Abandon Hope episode?

Oliver Edward Morgan

Do it Cheejay I dare you

Yodasbigdick