Flash Fried: 14 Aug 2019

Silly TJ, you made a DP apology video

Ebee

Weird, I can;t add this one to my 'watch later', list... =/

Mike Sinner

As a fellow "Fredo" I find Chris Cuomo, in fact, the entire Cuomo dynasty, is an embarassment and offensive to the Italian American community lol. I hate Guidos like them. Italian slurs are vastly less offensive than their existence.

dyslexia

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Speaking of Paul's CCC , I recall i went to school with this dude who was fixated with Germany and German culture (he had a crazy beer stein collection) much like a Weaboo is obssessed with Japan or South Korea. We referred to him as a Deutchaboo

dyslexia

i heard someone made a playlist of all the patreon only vids and spread it around but i havent seen it myself so could be bs

Aidan W

Wasn't this originally a link to YouTube? Was this replaced too? And it's another embedded Vimeo video again. I'm pretty sure it wasn't before. I remember watching it on YouTube before. But I can't find it in my history or watch later on YouTube all the sudden.

Brokenxwing

buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

Well it's because paul is trying to sound like the average brit.

Calebmon Belac

In America, they use guns. In Australia we use crates!

Cethlenn

Speaking of Reddit my comment thoroughly explaining what went down with Epstein's death "with sources" that had 11.K up-votes/Silver,Gold and Platinum..was erased by the administrator. I still have NO response as to why this was done as it violated no rules and was backed. I am Expensivelove on Reddit, when I talked to the mods they told me to "Stay off Reddit for a while."

Heather Squidz

We don't care for soccer because it's dogshit entertainment. The rest of the world could learn something from the NFL. Beer commercials, half time tiddies, and unintelligible commentary. Nobody does it like 'murica bitches. I'll bet the queen watches NFL, because royalty should only enjoy the best things in life.

Nocs

Go choke down another scone you villainous swine!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

During Paul's rant about football, I just had Hank Williams, Jr. stuck in my head: "Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?"

BILLY DEVOE

It's called Football in literally every other country, you Americans need to adjust, bro. Also your measurement systems are retarded,

Katya

Lets invent a game where people carry and throw an egg. FOOTball, perfect name!

Złosiej Stępień

That girl falling in the Andy dick video had me rolling lol

Bo Prince

Paul, I love you but you've gotta understand that when you do what you think is a British accent, you sound like an autistic 12 year old trying to impersonate David Beckham.

Ryan Industries

We really do need to stop warning the stupids. Drink bleach, huff tide pods, and eat cinnamon to your hearts content.

Brown

He told that story many times. In short - its years ago, he sat in his car at night, and two black guys with gun came to him and took him for a ride in his own car... then, out of town, they let him run into field. Police catched them later.

Milan Maršálek

It's all gay. I keep hearing that you can't be proud of something you didnt choose and didnt work for (like, your nation), but for the same ppl its all ok to do PRIDE parades celebrating their genetic conditions :P And I actually like LGBT(Q+XYZ%) ppl. Its the double standards that pisses me off.

Milan Maršálek

That’s why I think it’s important to keep the internet a platform for the people and support independent creators. Let old media rot away on TV while we support the amazing renaissance that is internet content.

Bruce Pope Walker

People have forgotten the power those shitty tube TVs had over us back then. The internet was not ubiquitous yet, and entertainment was like 95% TV and movies etc. Television was king back then, and now it is dogshit.

Clyde Frog

Deep Feels Fried

Duckling Duckins

In all honesty that straight pride parade sounds gayer then a gay pride parade

1-800-Jumanji

Maybe you guys hate "soccer" because your country is fuckin' shite at it. Sincerely, a limey fuck.

Toshiyatsu

I meant him being kidnapped

Justin Manshack

What happened to Paul?

Justin Manshack

Just because you guys couldnt learn to play football doesnt mean we have to change our games name. - Limey Fucks

S Chattey

Keep calm and just laugh at them stupid Americans. They elected Trump for president, social democracy they call democratic socialism (which not only sounds worse, but is also pretty misleading), they can't even manage to get decent and affordable healthcare for their people... and yeah, they call rugby football (with all the oversized protectors looking like total bitches, - if you wanna see how rugby is done, look at Australia, those are MEN). :o)

Milan Maršálek

I have two tube tvs and I have no idea how to get rid of them.

Daniel Melle

man i was all about to defend tumblr i didnt know they got rid of the porn though....I couldnt even tell you what tumblr was besides nudes

Rants n rambles

really though? bet you threw out ur old tv that looked just like that

Rants n rambles

Fuck off, Paul. The whole world calls it football, so it's football.

ben-one-eye

The game you americans play (which, by the way, the brits created for you ingrates, so blow me) is called Rugby. Football is a game that you play using your FOOT. It's been called "football" since the era of the Chinese Han dynasty, and is still called like that in all 192 countries of the world, save for one colony too stupid to invent an original name for its sport, so we invented it for them (hence the name "rugger" for rugby, as opposed to "soccer" for football). AND GUESS WHAT, SUNSHINE, GOOD OL' MURICA STILL MANAGED TO F IT UP AND GET CONFUSED!

EL MARIACHI

Americans didn't come up with the word "soccer", if Britons have problem with the word they can look in their daily mirror. Americans are the unimaginative ones for not coming up with a nickname for their Gridiron Football. There isn't a single football sport. Besides Ice hockey is the coolest game on earth, eh?

AkiK

It's the fucking robot from fooly cooly!

Jaccob Fillpot

goddamn it T.J. audio isn't that hard

Because post-production.

Scrambled Aids

I use to use Facebook a little years ago. As soon as it started requiring the usage of that retarded outside messaging app, I quit.

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Both Football and Soccer are boring and pointless activities.

Wiktoria Lenska

Paul takes in a TV, sets it down and tries to find an old console to play. But then TV man appears on the screen, without even being connected to the power. 'Hello Paul, thank you for bringing me in...' And then begins the descent into horror and madness...

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

I think the reason Chris gets so triggered by being called Fredo is because his brother is the Al Pacino much more successful and is a governor. Meanwhile Chris is on the “failing fake news CNN.” Also where is abandon hope

Dennis

So the Abandon Hope exists, but you guys are withholding it from us? Why? What's the point of that?

As a Virginian fuck that town. I’d love it if a random guy put free shit on my porch. Those tv’s looked awesome.

BettaPonic

ABANDON HOPE!

Joe Neiswender

Henrico? Yeah they’re uppity fucks. Come to Richmond instead

Jake Blankenship

That's funny, because I had a dream where Tulsi Gabbard was riding me like a fucking Hawaiian bronco. In my opinion Tulsi has AOC beat with that tough military chick look Tulsi has.

Clyde Frog

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Valerina

YAY YOU GUYS ARE DOING AUDIOFILES NOW! My phone battery thanks you!

Aldo Hernandez

I'm glad you mentioned abandoned hope. Lol

Restitutor Orbis

I guess we have to abandon hope for abandon hope

Adam dye

abandon all hope

GC1931

Where tf abandon hope at

Colton sawyer

Aye I predicted it, 8pm PST

Ignar Husky

Where's Abandon Hope?

DEEP FAT FRIED NA NA NANANAHAHAH

CodeWiskeySky

YAS

Andrew Ross