ABANDON HOPE 8-15-2019 (WARNING: AUDIO ISSUES AHEAD)

The funny thing is, I bet the Jeep is being financed, he didn't really "buy" anything

Ebee

wouldnt it be funny if that fucking sound was a computer warning saying "YOU ARE RECORDING WITH 1 MIC ACTIVE, YOU USUALLY USE MORE, IS SOMETHING WRONG?" hahahahhahahahahah

Sean Gallant

I wish DFF would get a sound tech on retainer. Ben's not around to handle it for their lazy asses.

Stewart Thompson

Alright, I am officially going to try to get pregnant on purpose just to have an abortion because of that fucking horrid song.

TheMedsPeds

Hope Paul is allowed to be the same room next AH.

Brown

Doesn't a choir require AT LEAST a handful of people?

David Bayliss

Skipped through the bit with the country singing cunts because I couldn't endure a second of the country singing cunts.

Zayo Dadong

TJ probably has big pharma stocks

Bruce Pope Walker

I love the fact that Paul is so loud that it didn't even really matter his mic wasn't on.

buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

Fucking cry-baby-in-chief cries so now i can't see what appeared to be a cool movie. Fucking merica!

Christopher Borra

Mother fuckers

David

Where is that RV trip around america you promised, Amazing Atheist?

Anton Rockström

I'm high af, this AH gets a 10/10

Notjustklownin

I listened at 2x, so it just sounds like the A/C is on in the background

J.R.Writings

We wait this long.... For audio issue's, seriously?

David

I hunger to revisit 2011 TJ!

Jacob Martin

I'm eagerly awaiting the bitchy, faux outraged, click-bait response from Dusty or JAKE and hugo.

Eric Vogt

I'm sure their husbands could've thought of far greater uses for their mouths than this. I think it's their idea.

Euthanasia

Good episode despite the audio

Mark Sweeney

No, that main bitch cannot sing. Every second of her nasally, squeaking, scratching, voice was torture to my ears. I was too busy wincing to even hear a single solitary word that came out of her mouth. Absolutely disgusting. Just absolutely disgusting.

Not A Computer

ABANDON HOPE... Wait if you move the D over to replace the H, it spells A BAN ON DOPE. TJ is a shill for big pharma

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Get ready for tj v tj tonight lol

Zane Roberts

Turn the bass all the way down and treble up and it sounds ok

Justin

Really Paul Eskimos?you sick fuck!

Adam dye

Abandon Hope John, Abandon Hope...

Jason Moore

most fired up ive seen paul in a long time, and it was so great.

Mathew Celusnak

You ruined my entire week, Tj. Because of the horrible audio in this video, I will not be able to find respite during the weekend. We live in a world full of war and famine -- a world where children in Africa are abducted from their parents, whose parents are then shot to death by gorilla mobs; a world where young women in the middle east are beaten to a bloody pulp for trying to walk to school to obtain an education; a world where factories in china have nets installed to prevent their employees from committing suicide. Over 70 percent of the worlds population lives on less than 10 dollars a day, and 1.9 billion people worldwide live in slums, but you could not make the world any better, Tj. You had to upload a video with subpar audio; meanwhile, your fans have to suffer, making the world slightly less pleasant to live in. Why Tj? Just... Why? You are so thoughtless that you did not consider all the above problems, and by doing so, you made the world slightly less pleasant to live in. You should be ashamed. Their is Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and then there is you, Tj!

John Morgan

Worth it

YourEvilBoyfriend

There, now everyone can shut the fuck up.

Eric Weston

How much for a favor? Need to convince it's haunted.

Rat squatch

I love listening to Paul from the steam vent in the other room he sleeps in.

Xenos Nassar

As a female comic reader, I don't care what the female characters wear. Just write them well dammit. No bullshit about having to strip off and wander through a bathhouse full of men to find a suspect or any of that shit. Save that for porn and go all the way, just don't dumb down a character and fuck up the story.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Thanks so much for the 3 hours of ecstasy guys. Those girls in the beginning are stage 4 cancer though.

ez

Holy shit that sounds like a terrible way to guilt trip young mothers.

Rat squatch

Where can I see you guys talk about the Epstein news?

Brian

I remember hearing this Spanish audio/song about a fetus who was happy and couldn't wait to be born then started crying asking why and crying for the mom for help when the doctor was performing an abortion. I heard this as a kid and it scarred me.

Jazmin Magdaleno

It's about time, you fat fuck!

Shawn Johnson

I feel like Scotty's already an asshole for being so fucking loud one moment and then being a mumbling fuck the next. I need to crank up my speakers all the way to barely catch what he's saying and then he screams at the top of his lungs so everyone within 100 yards of my apartment can hear. It's really really fucking annoying and always has been the primary problem with this show.

Tiny Turnip

Like father like son scammer situation.

Ryan Barclay DC

I dont even mind the audio issues. Thanks for the energy, boys

Gubert Dubert

It sounds like there is short or beak in the wire of pauls mic somewhere. This would explain why i hear TJ just fine but paul is in a vacuum or wind tunnel . IT would also explain why ur getting those diss and re connect sounds, Its the connection slowly fraying away . Iam sure uve troble shot this to death just tryin to cover a base you may have missed. Iam still able to understand what is being said 100%. It just kinda sounds like scotty is being an asshole and running a vac in the next room. Which is a story i would kinda expect you guys to run with tbh.

Azazel

His mic being off made if funny as hell when he pulled it close to his face.

i forgive you tj, THIS TIME

mega

I thought this was the Friday show, Friday show AND Highdeoloy. Im with it.

Sween bum rushing Derek with a Xenophase blade

It's not that bad at all lol. I was bracing myself for not being able to hear. The backround static isnt that bad.

Restitutor Orbis

I love this episode of abandon hope! However, the bad audio made the Paul experience a little hard to enjoy. His salt was demoted by the lack of audio. Lol

Clint

AW YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!

Joe Neiswender

Lol. The long awaited and demanded Abandon Hope comes out with audio issues. Sometimes life is a bitch. S'all good though, I still love you guys.

Clyde Frog

A 3 and a half hour Abandon Hope suddenly dropping on my birthday? Awesome! Nothing like a good collection of painfully awful stories to help me get through my mid-midlife crisis!

3 hours of pure sex

CodeWiskeySky

HOLA!

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3 hours? You guys are AWESOME!!

Jay Devons

3 hours wow guess it’s time to roll up

Dennis

He pulled threw!

Chris

FUCK YESSSS. GIVE. ME. CONTENT!!!

Obi Wan Stoney

Where the fuck is Abandon Hope? Scammers.

AlabamaSasquatch

Hey Tomatinos

Xenos Nassar