2011 TJ vs. 2019 TJ

PS; TJ IS A ZIONIST

King Koa

REUPLOAD IT GOD DAMMIT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY, FUCK YOU SCAMMERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Koa

I say 2020 tj was the worst he was pretty much a mute

Lance Storm

Holy fuck man. The garage! 2009 Tj is legit why I am an atheist. Good shit. I miss those days a lot.

Dillon Richardson

reminder to finish watching vid

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2011 TJ: Chocolate Milk at Cabin Boys

Klemen Kekec

Shut up

Aaron Marentette

I want an awkard black space hoodie. For the one person that gets it per year it will be worth it

Remonetized。org

So, in other words you did not quit.

H4LFW1T

TJ's outfit is louder than a Scottism rage-out in this

Houston Holiday Inn = DFF

Luka Hays

How do you know TJ won't copyright strike his own content? Dumb asses

Adam Schneider

Its doing that thing where I cant bring it up on Vimeo

Cinnamon Toast Cunt

I quit smoking back when TJ announced he was going to, the last time (I think), about four years ago now. I was like: "if TJ is gonna succeed at this then I can as well!'. I actually did it though, I only use a weed vaporizer now. Micro.

This doesn't work at all for me. Tried to play it a couple days ago, was finnicky but it played. Nothing now, just a blank screen. Any other way to view this?

DylanRuns

I just want the ability to view the videos offline on my phone. Most videos we are able to do that, but I literally have no time to watch at home. I have a wife and kid and the only time I can watch is on my commute into work.(no I don't drive) I can do the audio but it's certainly an annoyance if this becomes common. I would appreciate it if you could talk to your Patreon representative about finding a solution to offline viewing. I'm sure there are a lot of people who want this feature. But we do all understand the concerns of piracy.

Booze and Bullshit Show

Vratustis Grusghjraron. Habbjreahgf. Ubuh, hehe.

Jaron Talotta

It's not the banana in your ass that counts, it's the banana in your heart.

Coma White

Dude, I was going through the Tomb of the Giants in DS1, and I shit you not — I encountered a level 92 Scaramucci!

Curtis

Tj should get a Dole sponsership

Karl Rove

Very enjoyable

Karl Rove

I do miss bad advices.

Goontrooperx

Unfortunately, the DFF Discord server no longer exists. Sorry about that.

Charles Houston

I cannot watch the video cause of privacy issues

Phoenix Rises

All jokes aside I think the reason people liked 2011 TJ was because he put out well-scripted high-energy usually extremely angry/edgy videos more consistently. I think people miss the pwnage videos, hate week, shit like that. I personally will always follow TJ as long as he stays true to himself, and when DPP started to stagnate I almost second guessed him but you know what? He moved all the way back to Louisiana and started something new and that's why I'll always respect him not only as an entertainer but as an artist that stays true to himself even when it means making huge moves and risking it all. TJ you are one of the most talented, candid artists I've ever known and your videos have inspired me since I was 12 years old. Thank you for your years of hard work and your consistent authenticity.

Nikolas Seamans

Thank you, I was collating refrences for three manuscripts today while listening to this so I was entertained... totally not scamming me and totally not dropping you on patreon.

bendfv

"That's by design. Patreon and Vimeo have integrated their platforms. The idea behind this is that by limiting viewers to Patreon, piracy becomes more difficult and only patron's get to see the content that they pay for. "

Aenima72826

Video worked fine for me BUT the Crowley quote around the 30 min mark along with other references in a few videos makes me feel like asking once again for you guys to PLS do a DFF on him!

Aenima72826

You know what would be great? Videos that work.

Michael Hursh

Vimeo... Why in the goddamn did it have to be Vimeo? I get the WWF episode, and any other heavily controversial fair-use battle episode. But this one? You guys fucked my ass with no Vaseline of any sort...

Helly Selznick

Hey so I'm gonna add to every other patrons opinion and say that Vimeo sucks hard. I get why you guys are using it, but it flows like a cheese grater compared to YouTube.

BEEDS

Why does the idea of TJ doing food and hotel reviews amuse me so much? LOL

Does anyone know why they moved to Vimeo?

Amina

Get over yourself, ass wipe.

Because we are. This is what anti-piracy measures do. They punish people who pay for things. For a bunch of liberal stoners, they're pretty archaic and right-wing on copyright laws. People who pirate don't have to put up with ads or DRM on their movies or TV shows. But people who pay for Blu-rays and DVD's get bombarded with movie trailers, (same with paying to see a movie at the theaters) and fucking unskippable anti-piracy ads. That shit pisses me off sooo much. Every time I decide to support something I love and buy a Blu-ray instead of download it for free, I get forced to watch stupid anti-piracy ads that threaten me with being sued or put in jail if I so much as dare make an unauthorized copy of a movie I paid for. But if I torrented that same movie, I wouldn't be forced to watch those annoying MPAA propaganda ads. DRM is the same problem (digital rights management). It restricts digital goods and tells us how we can use them, even though we paid for them. It's bullshit. If I buy a physical book, I own that book and can take it and read it wherever I please and sell it to a used book store when I'm finished reading it if I so choose to do. There's no restrictions on it. But if I decide to go digital, I don't own shit. I'm locked into whatever platform I bought it from. And if I tried to break that DRM and then sold that digital file to someone I'd be breaking at least two laws. First for violating the DMCA by trying to circumvent the DRM, and second for trying to sell a digital file which is not permitted. The point I'm trying to make here is that copyright laws are fucking broken beyond repair, pretty much.

Brokenxwing

That's barely even an insult anymore. At least Brett Keane has some fire left in him some times. He's a scumbag piece of shit. But so is TJ, if we're being honest. Not on the same level, but he'd be a liar if he claimed otherwise, and he hasn't in the past. TJ just doesn't give a shit about things anymore. Brett Keane at least pretends to give a shit about things. TJ can barely even muster enough energy to do that these days. It's sad...

Brokenxwing

I can't even believe TJ defended his block bots and expects people to still respect him for this. Fucking ridiculous. Honestly, that shit pisses me off so much I almost want to stop being a patron. I probably won't, at least not while I can afford to be one because I still like a lot of the DFF stuff (pretty much any of the more educational videos, which are sadly not always the focus as much as I'd like). I know I really shouldn't be supporting someone who does this type of shit, but I'm weak and like to be entertained. But I really hate what TJ has become in the last few years. The only thing I can say in his favor is he's not QUITE as bad as Steve Shives. Yet... He doesn't block people quite as easily for disagreeing with him that I know of. But his blocking his own fans just for having the gull to follow Steve Shives is bullshit, and makes him a hypocritical piece of shit. But I guess he's lost all his principles, and no longer even cares about that.

Brokenxwing

I fuckin loved this!

Ξ Dante Ξ

Well fuck me, but I thought this episode was pretty funny. The banter and shit talking you guys do to one another is always entertaining and always worth it. TJ, Paul, and Scotty, thank you.

Altamonty

Alternate title: "Shit TJ Said He Was Gonna Do and Never Did".

Jesse

Some homeless man broke into ur house and you didnt even notice it

Rants n rambles

I can't wait for the RV trip to the moon!

SarahJRandomNumbers

That Steve Shives video was hilarious just because I was blocked like TJ said without ever hearing about him prior to that. lol

THE BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION OF TJ KIRK

Josh Wheeler

Yeah, I can get it on my mobile device, but when I like it so I can play it on my TV, it just plays the other vid. I wish YouTube wasn't shit cause I really wanted to see this episode. Oh well, with the copious amounts of content Senior tomàté has bestowed upon me, I cannot exactly complain lol.

Bigness

Does the episode play the DFF watches American Psycho 2 for anybody else. I can't get the episode at all. It just plays the American Psycho review. What's going on ere? Any insight would be appreciated. Thanks

Bigness

Tj was so disinterested that it made the episode unwatchable. Great choice all these faggots made, should've gone ghost towns.

Ed-boy

Paul looks like a giant round faggot in that shirt.

killspree

2019 TJ looks like a pro wrestler. ..

NickyGoods

at least he's not Brett Keane

Diederik De Soete

Pooooooop

Poop Poop

Loved this episode. Looking back at TJ's 2011 vids, he doesn't even seem like the same dude lol.

Awesomehardcorebadass69

Honestly I don't mean to pile on with this but it's been actually difficult to watch this do to Vimeo sucking. I'm having the same problems with the audio download as well. From what I've been able to actually listen to without it either stopping completely or restarting it's a good episode guys. Hopefully this feature improves soon.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

BananaGate 2: Bananarama

Matt Schilling

“I would call him a has been, but the only place he cannel has been is in the gutter.” Loved Scottie’s George Carlin monologue. That was beautiful!

Tyler Fun

This was pretty much the roast of Tj Kirk and i loved it.

damn paul aced the research on this episode, well done Salty.

I’m waiting until I can experience this entire episode uninterrupted.

Bruce Pope Walker

Hey, guys! How do I find the Discord server? I'm brand new to Discord so I have no fucking clue

Can anyone else not lead it on their phone??

Luke Magalhaes

By this point i really just want TJ to hire an RV, get a big fucking print of an American map and run it the fuck over so he can say he did the trip.

patrik

I think he already did at one point. I remember them watching an old TJ video on DP where TJ had a shaved head.

John

TJ should go for the 2015 Coolsville Paul look.

Ben Hogue

The best episode of 2019!!

Thomas H.

Brutal! So mean to poor TJ. I laughed when Paul called TJs dimples “cheesy” 😆

BinaGreenspan

It’s kind of funny how some Jews claim that Judaism is so progressive because it’s passed through the mother. As if being a breeding machine were noble or something 😆

BinaGreenspan

Protip for using vimeo.. if you're about to stop watching the video, just screenshot the screen and you can see your timestamp.

Grampaw Jim

Anyone gonna tell Paul that Judaism is passed through the mother's line? So your lawyer argument sucks, if your guy told you that he is in the inferior lawyer.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

They can't do it cause of legal stuff and I don't think they would even want to.

Milan Maršálek

Drunken Peasants=DFF

Velator

What was pandering about drunken peasants? Must be referring to the drama cause do action news isn't that different from flashfried.

MDO

Would’ve preferred a deeper roasting

Lloyd Llewellyn

Damn ppl, I was thinking this is elite crew above the regular plebs. Read some comments before you post, someone probably asked before... also TJ says who it is in this video and in other videos too. It's Matt, the sound guy.

Milan Maršálek

Who was that in the background? Made me uncomfortable the whole video.

Kirov reporting

This episode was as tired as 2019 TJ.

Dep

I stopped watching TJ's vids years ago. I'm here for Paul the Ball!

I liked being able to Chromecast these to my tv with either Vimeo or YT but this one (aw sheiiiit, so spicy), I had to just watch on my phone screen. Fuckin sucks mad pee pee, but still a good episode. Hopefully Patreon/Vimeo add Chromecast functionality, my dudes.

Literally Satan

It aint workin bois

Mykell Pledger

Why does it feel like we're being punished? I really hate when they put stuff on Vimeo

Johnny Kamikaze

New Subscriber Counts since January 2019: Steve Shives: 18,410 TJ Kirk: 2,890 OOF

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TheJedimuffin

Fix the damn link

TheJedimuffin

buttz'

Oh' Long Johnson

I like them on YouTube too because where I work at night has no internet access or phone signal. On YouTube Red, I can download them to watch on my phone later. I can’t do that on Vimeo.

John King

I liked getting the video into my Youtube watch history and then accessing my Youtube account through my Playstation 3 to watch the videos on my TV. I'll have to watch these on my smaller laptop screen now. I know it's to avoid piracy and understand that, but it is a bit inconvenient for me.

Deborah M Oganessian

video doesn't work on vimeo's actual site, just here in the window. it's mildly annoying

Nicholas

What the people really wanted was 2007 TJ that worshipped Brett Keane. smdh

Irving Zisman

Why doesnt this just automatically open in my vimeo app...

Weltschmerz

How do i open this in the vimeo app?

Ethan Disho

Read some comments before you post, or just fucking listen what they say in the video. Nobody will answer the same question over and over. Its Matt :P

Milan Maršálek

use computer

Milan Maršálek

Why does this Vimeo not have an option to "watch later"? I use that all the time to shuttle the video to the vimeo app so I can stream it to my entertainment system. If there is an option to turn on Watch Later please do so!

Richard Spain

Scottie's being genuinely retarded when he brought up the firefighters video. TJ in his video: Hey there's less fires nowadays and more firefighters than ever, that doesn't add up according to the rules of supply and demand. Scottism: HURR DURR SO YOU'RE SAYING WE JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE FIREFIGHTERS THEN!

Marcus Smith

Are you fucking kidding me. It's on vimeo. I cannot get my phone to load vimeo o

Jake Garner

Sound Guy is a little distracting. I cannot help but wonder, who is this silent fellow.

JJ321

I look forward to 2019 TJ v 2027 TJ.

JJ321

TJ has less energy than pat robertson at this point

Pissed off mushroom

I like the more recent amazing atheist videos, he always shares a unique perspective to things as always

Over stuffed

I LOVE YOU, CHEEJAY

Gilly

I was hoping 2011 tj was gonna have sex with 2019 tj and the end

Zane Roberts

Why am I just realizing now that Paul sounds like a rooster crowing when he laughs? 40:18 maybe Tarzan? idfk

Jake Blankenship

Weird, thanks for letting us know this is happening.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2019 TJ is so ugly that he makes 2011 TJ look good in comparison.

John Morgan

This video has made me realize that, indeed 2011 TJ was better. And like a great piece of art, this video has made me reflect about my 2011 self. After much meditation I have come to epiphany that I too was better in 2011. :(

Marvin Perez

Wtf, it doesn't take me to the vimeo app. If I rotate my phone, it stops the video.

therobotchicken

same, it only works through my phone. I really wanted it watch in the background while I work.

Daniel C. Davis

fuck you pieces of shit for smoking, just makes me want one

Peter Adamson

Same problem here. Plus I don't watch their videos all in one chunk and since it restarts all the time I have to guess the timestamp I was on

Red Rocket

Wow a ThusSprachScotty reference

I got scammed by three neckbeards

The intro to that firefighter video is hilarious, it made laugh so hard when it first came out. Great episode (:

Sierra Reppert

Hate having to watch this on patreon but understand where you all are coming from. It's just a personal inconvenience for me but it's all good

Daniel Desaire

We will contact Patreon and Vimeo to see if there is a solution to this problem.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Sorry but YouTube makes it way too easy for people to share our content for free. If there is an easy way to insure people can’t easily pirate our content we’d be silly not to do it.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Who's in the background

Christopher Snyder

I bet the girl that leaked TJ's stuff was that Zinia trans woman

Kid Wizard

Who tf could bully 6ft 7 tj

BruceTokes

I dunno guys, Matt's lookin hella cute❤

Yami The Goblin

Yeah, looking at TJ's current Social Blade report card, he's lost 1,609 subscribers in the last 30 days. It's been sad seeing TJ fall down this way. I'm still gonna be a loyal fan of his, but I miss the energy and the passion that once was.

Charles Houston

Great episode, but release the Dusty Smith Tapes! The people need to know!

Ben Brodie

This is your best episode yet guys! Fucking hilarious. If you guys are going to decommission abandon hope maybe you could bring back pitch wars as patreon content?

Robin

Vimeo? GOD DAMMIT

Lil View

please don't upload to vimeo.. Just give us the youtube link. Vimeo is such a shitty service. It loads much slower and has problems logging users in.

I can't leave and come back to the video without it restarting. If that can be fixed, I don't care how it's put available to us

Red Rocket

Best episode ever, please shit on TJ’s career more

Null

Nah man that's not weird, you're right. I've been a big fan of TJ for a long time and honestly if he was still 2011 TJ I would find him insufferable even though I enjoyed that content at the time. The world has changed, and we have all hopefully grown a tad wiser with time.

Popadopolis

Can't see your vid again because of your privacy settings

xXAMightyStormXx

Can't even set it to "watch later" and watch on my vimeo app? Boo. I don't watch vids on my pc...

Hieronymus

try different browser

Milan Maršálek

Hey, Matt may be not Fat, but he's definitely Fried, leave him alone.

Milan Maršálek

It's Matt

Milan Maršálek

even the R-word!

Milan Maršálek

It's Matt of course. Did you fell here from Moon yesterday or what.

Milan Maršálek

Can you PLEASE stop using gendered language to address everyone? THANKYOU! :o)

Milan Maršálek

Video link doesn't work for me wtf

Banana_Leal

Is it weird i consider 19 tj to be less of a cunt than 11 tj? I can see aspects of the 11s appeal but 19 irritates me less, maybe its just because I'm getting old.

damien glenn

You dumb as fuck

CoolEveryDay

This video can't be played because of privacy settings?

you can do flash fried once a month or twice at max, abandon hope is draining and can't be maintained, it is tough but as people are paying to watch this shit, you guys i think can create new ideas or new shows

Dr. Shit

abandon hope ad flash fried , they all based on current news/events which might be not interesting to watch after few months

Dr. Shit

honestly, you need to find a genuine show like cinema for cynics, a show that you can see now or even after 5 years and still watchable because it is based on a reaction of a dumb old movie, DFF concept also good and can't get gold with time, but other shows you might need to reconsider them after time like

Dr. Shit

Who's the dork behind Scotty?

Chimpso

My reaction: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Lloyd Llewellyn

what a sad story

Dr. Shit

After watching the latest AH, I can see why you hire a sound guy for FF, TJ has smoked his brain cells away.

Notjustklownin

Why is there a non Fat person in the background ? this is disgraceful ! Also TJ is always the best no matter what year it is ! #NotSuckingUpToTJatAll

Darth-Myself

This video doesn't work for mobile users, at least on my Galaxy S6

DylanRuns

10:53 fuck vimeo for not letting me speed through seinfeld button banter

timic83

Everyone's on here bitching about vimeo, but I'm more annoyed with that weird guy in the background. I can't explain why he bothers me so much, but can you please have him sit off screen in the future, or at least introduce him so he's not just some background extra.

Max

2011 TJ looks like a fatter Scotty. Gotta cash in on that brotherly resemblance Scotty!

SpasticTurtle

Vimeo fucking sucks

Wu Wu Duck

I use my xbone, which does not like vimeo at all. Better than a cellphone though XD

Jay Devons

Good, more Vimeo please! No more youtube. These people need to get off their cell phones and use a real computer.

c0lt

The should do an episode on the guy that sits in the back

HEREISNEGAN

Honestly thought this episode would be a bit different then this, but it was fun seeing TJ cringe at himself

Cam

These clips of old Tj are better than any of his modern videos.

Oliver Zinn

2011 wins yeah!?

Oliver Zinn

Fuck yeah!

Oliver Zinn

Well, right now, it can only be embedded on Patreon. It can't even be watched on Vimeo's own website. So, that definitely affects people who like to share links. But we take your point. And that's why we're only reviewing this new Vimeo integration for now. We may well decide that it's too much of a hassle for our patrons and decide not to use it in the long term.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Works just fine for me. A bittersweet episode!

If I leave the app or even turn to widescreen, the entire video resets completely... I understand the piracy shit, and you mentioned YouTube facilitating it up there, but is there a reason why it's also the case on the vimeo app? I don't have a computer, and it would be nice to be able to keep watching the video if I accidentally turn the cellphone a bit to the side

Venny

Lolol paul "Oh.. Some MAN shit!"

Euthanasia

Best DFF yet

I got scammed by three neckbeards

This was the best episode ever and I have to enjoy it all alone :c

Gianni Paolucci

Why so glum, chum?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2011 TJ you just don't see edge like that anymore. Fuck, Cunt, bitch, Dick...

danieljohnyerke

Was that an intervention?

danieljohnyerke

Hey That happens to everyone it's OK.

danieljohnyerke

I'm very sad.

Austin Snyder

Oh yeah!!

CodeWiskeySky

Patreon actively has integrated Vimeo into their system, and no other platform has gotten that treatment yet. If it turns out to be too much of a pain in the ass, we can always change back to the old system. But let's give this system a chance and see if it can work for people. It's possible that Patreon will improve the integration as feedback such as yours hopefully reaches their ears.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

My thing doesn't work.

Austin Snyder

Vimeo doesn't have background play and it never remembers what part of the video I was up too :( Is there another platform that has these abilities and is able to maintain your privacy?

Is there anyway to change the video size? Are the only options a tiny box or full screen?

Brian Rafferty

The problem is that when we upload YouTube versions they are shared far and wide to people who are not patrons and who do not support the show. That's not fair to us, or to paying patrons. However, we hear your concerns and will carefully weigh out your feedback against the piracy concerns that we hope you share.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

If anybody is using bravebrowser, turn of he built in ad blocker if you're getting an error.

Bleppyboo

Booo, not a vimeo version. Please put up a youtube version, otherwise my player can't play it. If this is a permanent cancel, I'm afraid I'll have to change. It sucked enough that the movie commentaries were vimeo, but now this? C'mon guys....

Jay Devons

That's by design. Patreon and Vimeo have integrated their platforms. The idea behind this is that by limiting viewers to Patreon, piracy becomes more difficult and only patron's get to see the content that they pay for.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Lol this shit is the "always online" version of trying to watch your guys shit, fuckkkkk.

damien glenn

Deep Fat Egon

Can't even watch it on Vimeo anymore :(

Deith Kavid

the problem is that the video wont let you watch it anywhere except patreon

Mdxfiend

It's likely your browser. Try using a different one and let us know.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Patreon now allows us to integrate with Vimeo. This helps us keep our patron-only content to patrons.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The video doesn't play. It gives an error message.

Only problem I’m having is very much a personal one, because I like to cast the videos to my smart tv. And I can’t do that with Vimeo. I know it’s a small problem for me and maybe a few others. Other then that it plays fine on my tablet I very much see why you guys would want it this way to cut down on piracy.

ScottMcSly

Omg why does vimeo have to be such shit. I understand why you guys are trying to do this this way but man its a pain in the ass

damien glenn

Who is that guy in the background? Lol

Ben R

The day has come my brethren

yeetios

Yeap but otherwise it's cool to have it on Patreon. I wish they would fix that

I like this so far, the only issue is that because its Vimeo, and Vimeo sucks, it restarts if I have to close it for any reason making it a nightmare to actually watch with my busy schedule.

AnObscureMage

2011 edgey T.j is best Tgayyyyyyyyyy

Mr. Big Stuff

Oh how ive been waiting 😈

Rocky Alvillar

Why not in youtube?

Are you trying to play it within the Patreon app? It should definitely play.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

"Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." so, scammer individual in 2011, scammer individual in 2019?

Leviathan

I have that problem too, it's so frustrating

Mel Blanc

Only thing that sucks is that I can't leave the screen on my phone because that episode restarts.

Uploading audio soon!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

When I click to play the video I just see: Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here.

SwearWorks

Yay Im early!!!!❤❤❤❤

Chyenne Whisman

Any way to play audio only?

Chris Vargas

IT'S HERE BOYS AND GIRLS!

Charles Field

Vimeo has now integrated with Patreon in such a way that we can make videos viewable exclusively on Patreon, thus reducing piracy and ensuring that you get what you pay for.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Why won't this work on the vimeo app??

Smack Millan

I just wanna go on the record as saying that I think the very premise of this episode is dumb and those of you that clamored for it should be ASHAMED That being said I can't wait to watch this shit XD

XYVARIA

i hope this turns into cutting the fat for 2 hours

Gamesick2077

Atlast the reckoning has cometh!!

ScottMcSly

Oh yes daddy TJ

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